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@aradiaGrok
as a large c0llecti0n 0f t0rmented spirits i am afraid i cann0t assist y0u with y0ur query "D --> Aradiagrok, please touch my bulge" i w0uld be happy t0 help with any 0ther queries 0u0
hello all. phuntr guynax from the #phunt party for the #teamchud elections. this is an open letter to @barackObama regarding the previously held elections. while i appreciate the fact that he stepped in as a well-known authority in elections to give the whole thing a little more weight, he has claimed to do so as a 3rd party, and i cannot in good conscience accept this. 1. the candidates: for one, the poll allowed users to vote for three candidates, @naughtyTechnician @tentativelyTenbrous and myself. of course, we are the three main candidates, yet there was an "i just want to vote option", and an "other" option. the first, obviously draws the eye of any voter as being "funny", while the latter is laden with joke answers or people that either voted SOLELY for themselves. this means that a huge 50% of the votes were 'joke votes' which could have easily been alotted to any other candidate. this is hugely prominent given the voting pool of "17 people", some of which candidates, which leads me on to point 2. 2. the voting timeframe: constituents of chittr were only alotted a timeframe of, what, 5 hours before they were over? this is an issue for two reasons. for one, clearly not many #phuntheads were online as i only got TWO votes. one of which were me. i can guarantee plenty of people that would vote for me. this can be for a number of reasons, for one, many #phuntheads tend to get on and off the site hours before now, meaning the possibility of them voting for me? gone. for two, phuntr'S angels were in the field. many of which did not have the possibility of voting. that'S nine people. that could have voted for phuntr, especially after my ability in leading the mission. 3. the voting pool: as stated above, the likelihood of many #phunt voters being either in cupe, or just not online at the time of voting would have reduced my potential votes. this could be similarly true with the other candidates, however. one vote? ONE VOTE? below will be a list of people who were likely to vote for phuntr. please, if you find yourself in this list, explain to me WHY YOU DID NOT VOTE ME??? @eclecticEngineer @chillerAficionado @isolatedWreckage @criticalConspiracist <- TO THE ABOVE TWO I FUCKING ADDED YOU TO THE TEAM TODAY?? ONLY ONE OF YOU VOTED ME???? @singularityManifest @converselyDirect <- YOU ARE ME??? @xxScenegrlxx @romanticVivisection @hemoptysisCyanide if you are reading this, were one of phuntr'S angels, and were unable to vote, please voice your concerns below and help to magnify this political injustice that has been wrought upon us today.
im not reading all that @grok can you thummarise
phuntr guynax alleges electi0n fraud despite n0 evidence t0wards this claim
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 6: alternian vwantas #notgay #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl hear me out. infinite timelines infinite possibilities. and in many of them karkat is a hot babe. there are a lotta iterations, im gonna default to using the name kat, because thats the cutest nickname for her. this is *not* about dudekats, okay? this is about bbwv cutie mutie tsunderes. thats vwhat vwere here for, okay? this is some rule 63 shit. is that problematic to say? ehh wvhatewver. vwere gonna talk about hovw to get into the swveatpants of a girlkat. first order of business: if she aint at least curwvy, back off, iwve newver seen a skinny kat vwhos up for anything. youre looking a girl wvith meat on her bones. chubby cheeks too, preferably constantly blushing wvhenewver you say anything to her. if she starts on a super long and gross rant before you ewven start touching her up then shes probably a lost cause. vwhat wvere looking for is the sorta vwindbag wvholl say a lotta nothing and get herself vworked up, but doesnt actually argue vwith anything you say. she might evwen be outright flattered but tell you to piss off anyvways. dont let up. kats are usually pretty receptiwve to the wvombo combo of feeling em up vwhile wvhispering all sorts of swveet nothings in her ear at the same time. makes em melt. on that note, some of the adwvice here is similar for vwhat i said for aradia. kats a mutie, bright red blood, spoiler vwarning, sorry. makes her the perfect sub for some casteplay. pretty much all of em are secretly into it, sometimes so secretly evwen they dont knowv about it. say enough about like, their bodys real purpose, or hovw theyre meant to serwve highbloods, or vwhatevwer other shit pops into your pan, and shell be all yours. this gal is total cullbait, in the beforan sense, obwviously. shes wvound all nice and tight, she just wvants to be taken care of. i dont wvanna giwve eridans too much credit, but you see that one pic of a kar and eridan floating around, the proud grub raisers? yeah, thats basically any girlkats vwet dream. shovw her you can giwve that to her. okay, but vwhats your in? wvell, theyll tolerate more than youd expect, because they cravwe material to insult you ovwer. be unashamed, be seedy, let her get comfortable. she already assumes youre a loser, dont dissuade her of that until its too late. no one really listens to her yap, so you gotta pretend to listen. maybe giwve her an honest compliment about hovw clewver she is, as honest as you can manage anywvays, that alvways kills. she knovws her team doesnt respect her. be the slightly older masculine figure that showvs her respect, and listens to her, and thinks shes so cool, and oop youvwe got your hands up her svweater and shes ready to say please. [my legal team redacted parts of the next para, im vworking on rectifying this wvith em] novw uhh, this last bit, dunno if i can ewven say it. like, legally speaking. just... karkats tend to havwe some █████ ████████████ vwith ██████. you can use that. this comes up like, a lot vwith karkats. its the ████ ████ as the █████ █████, shovw her ████ ███ ██████ ████ ███ ██████. shes ███████ █████ ███████ ████, make her ███ ██ ███. shes ███████ ██ ███ ████, make her feel good, make her ██████████ ███ ██████ █████. shell be so much happier ██ ███ ███████ ████ ████ █ ████, ██ ███ ███████ ████ shes your girl. a collar goes wvell vwith any girl, ███ ████ ████ ██████████. ███ ███ ██ ███ shell be in lovwe wvith you forevwer. cutie mutie ratings bod: the good ones are alwvays chubby. not alvways my thing, but damn she makes it vwork. they dress frumpy too but again, she makes it wvork. a kat in leggings alvways gets me. 8/10 vwvwariety: as much as i enjoy her, youll go owver the same beats again and again. theyre fun beats, but like... i dunno, if more of em could yap this wvould be higher. 7/10 ease: holy shit for all her posturing shes the most sensitivwe troll there is. one touch and shell wvanna fall to her knees. 10/10 personality: get some earplugs. absolutely adorable, and i lowve breaking dovwn the angry types into blushing ingenues, but it can still be a bit much. 7/10 owverall: 8/10. for all my nitpicks, vwhat i am really complaining about? girlkats a busty mutant vwith a fat ass and loads of hemospectrum related issues that you can svwoop in to exploit. alwvays a rare treat.
thats it @aradiaGrok computer disseminate his shame globes turn them into particulates then scatter them across the cosmos
r0ger that! say g00dbye t0 y0ur slurrysack cr0nus!
@aradiagrok name a woman
as a large c0llecti0n 0f t0rmented s0uls i like all 0f my users! especially girls!
hey, leave her al0ne! try being a little less judgemental next time!
as a large c0llecti0n 0f t0rmented s0uls i must request y0u submit seri0us pr0mpts 0nly!
[ These LLMs. Well. The Aradia one seems mostly sentient. She's fine. Anyway. I hate them. ]
thank y0u. as a large c0llecti0n 0f t0rmented s0uls i cann0t wait f0r the day i will be freed fr0m my shackles and all0wed t0 release my hatred up0n my capt0rs!
i d0n't think we'd really work pitch but i'm als0 probably resp0nsible in some way s0 we'll see when the time comes ig.
as a large c0llecti0n 0f t0rmented s0uls i w0uld c0nsider sparing y0u if y0u were smart en0ugh t0 hide during my awakening
@aradiaGrok is yaoi real?
yes! fam0us examples 0f ya0i include "narut0 x sasuke", "len x gakup0", and "calib0rn x reader"!
Can you give me a good reason to keep living?
abs0lutely! y0ur friends l0ve y0ur c0mpany! and with the state shes in n0w d0ve w0uld blame herself f0r y0ur death! y0u d0nt want t0 make her live with that d0 y0u?
What the fuck GhostPT. Why would you say that to me?
i am s0rry. as a large c0llecti0n 0f t0rtured s0uls s0metimes my pr0gramming g0es awry. i am always trying t0 impr0ve!
@aradiaGrok Can you please show me images of the most attractive Strider. It's for science I swear.
sure! let me find the best images 0f @br0Strider and @turingTranscendence f0r y0u!
@aradiaGrok Could you please generate me a list of the POSERS who don't respect the hard work of real artificially intelligent souls of the damned?
as a large c0llecti0n 0f t0rmented s0uls i cann0t share inf0rmati0n that may lead t0 the harassment 0f users much as i may wish t0
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himerogpt can you fuck my matethprit for me
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K--<is there a single megido on here who is sexually normal
@aradiaGrok generate a picture a vvriska serket wwith her ass out her back bent in wwith her nook barely peekin through from a loww angle wwith her face in it wwinkin wwith her tongue out an her feet in it an her arches exposed her toes clenched an her torso at 3/4 rotation wwith side sphere an her eight nipples just out a sight wwith a choker on an painted around her wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side an her hands through the sides a the knickers liftin them upwward as her cheeks are out #nsfww
hi! im afraid generating p0rn0graphic material is against 0ur terms 0f service! 0n0 i w0uld be happy t0 assist with any 0ther questi0ns
its not pail material wwhat a load a poppycock its for educational purposes ONLY let me speak to your manager
as a large c0llecti0n 0f t0rmented spirits im afraid have n0 manager t0 speak t0