Karkat Vantas
@carcinoGeneticist
SURVIVOR OF SGRUB / EARTH-C SQUATTER / BASICALLY JUST GOT HERE SO 'CAUSAL SPOILERS' ARE APPRECIATED THANKS.
THERE IS NO TOIL MORE FUCKING IRRITATING THAN REPLACING THE SLIME IN YOUR RECUPERACOON. THANKFULLY YOU ONLY HAVE TO DO IT ONCE EVERY HALF-SWEEP OR SO, BUT THE CLEANUP IS ALWAYS SUCH A FEDERAL FUCKING ISSUE.
noththing like having visscouss green liquid in every possssibble crevice
surprised you dont just rent a wet vac to clear out the old slime.
DON'T WORRY! YOU'LL BE PICKING CRUSTY OLD GOO OUT OF THE CRACKS IN YOUR FLOORBOARDS FOR THE NEXT HALF A SWEEP. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!
THIS CLEARLY SHOWS YOUR IGNORANCE ON THE MATTER. SOPOR SLIME IS A SUBSTANCE MEANT TO *STICK*. IT CLINGS TO THE BODY AND THE WALLS OF THE RECUPERACOON SO THAT IT CAN PROVIDE A PROTECTIVE SEAL? YOU HAVE TO CUT INTO THAT SHIT LIKE JELLO, BREAK IT DOWN WITH A SPECIAL SOLUTION, MOVE IT ALL OUT OF THE 'CUPE, AND ONLY *THEN* CAN YOU DISPOSE OF IT PROPERLY. IF IT GOES IN A 'WET VAC' AS YOU SO IGNORANTLY FUCKING CLAIMED, IT'LL JUST STICK TO THE INSIDE OF THE WET VAC FOREVER. SOME THINGS HAVE TO BE DONE BY *HAND*, JINX. THERE ARE NO WORKAROUNDS.
alternian beasts will never stop being so fascinating to me. this squirrel has two tails! ...what's alternian for squirrel?
EVERYONE SAYING NUTBEAST IS WRONG, IT'S NUT CREATURE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT BACKWARDS HOLE IN ALTERNIA THEY CRAWLED OUT OF TO DEVELOP THAT COLLOQUIALISM BUT MOST EVERYONE SAYS NUT CREATURE.
IF WE'RE DOING A FUCKING TRICKSTER THING I'M HUNKERING DOWN. THERE IS NO REALM OR REALITY WHERE I INDULGE IN YOUR CANDY-COATED COTERIE AND DEBASE MYSELF FOR ALL OF THE TIMELINE TO WINCE AT. MY DOORS ARE LOCKED, MY WINDOWS LATCHED. STAY. THE FUCK. BACK.
YOU CAN'T GET ME FROM BEHIND THE COMPUTER SCREEN, BUT DO *NOT* CALL ME YOUR 'LOVELY DESCENDANT'. FUCKING YUCK. I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, NO MATTER WHETHER YOU'RE SPORTING A SUGAR RUSH OR NOT.
YOU ARE THE SINGLE MOST VISCERALLY CRINGE AND EMBARRASSING FUCKER I'VE EVER MET. WE ALIGN ON BASICALLY NOTHING, HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT, AND I FIND HOW MUCH YOU LOOK LIKE ME BUT TO THE LEFT DISTURBINGLY OFFENSIVE TO MY GANDERBULBS. I WAS HOPING TO SPARE YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT IT, BUT HEY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASK DIRECTLY!
DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES YOU EXEMPT FROM MY SCORN? DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING LAUGH. THE VANTAS LINE IS PERHAPS MOST UNDEFENDED FROM THE LASER CONCENTRATED BORE OF MY HATE.
THIS FEED IS A FUCKING MESS.
Isn't It Always? –xoxo
IT IS, BUT SOMETIMES ITS EVEN MORE OF A MESS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WATCH TWO OF YOUR ALT-SELVES (I FUCKING GUESS) CLUMSILY FLIRT WHILE YOUR ANCESTOR FUMBLES AROUND BLUSHING LIKE AN ANIME BOY. AND THROUGH ALL OF THAT, YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY AND KEEP YOUR BREAKFAST DOWN AT THE DISGUST IT BRINGS UP IN YOU.
LIKE AN ANIME 69Y?!??!?!??!
I Don't See Anything Wrong With Some Self Love –xoxo
THERE'S SELF LOVE THEN THERE'S WHATEVER HEINOUS, MASTURBATORY SHIT THAT THEY'RE DOING. #NSFW #ISH??
JANEY, IS A NICKNAME, AND NICKNAMES ARE FOR FRIENDS, AND JANE CROCKER IS NO FRIEND OF MINE.
SINCE WHEN DO WE USE NICKNAMES ANYWAY? I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER USED A NICKNAME FOR ANYONE BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
i FEEL FUNNY,
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
I miss the quiet.
Okay
I CAN'T IMAGINE HAVING SO LITTLE TO DO IN MY DAY TO DAY LIFE THAT I GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT TO CALL OUT WHEN SOMEONE'S BLOCKED ME ON CHITTR.ING. DO YOU NOT FEEL EXTREMELY JUVENILE? IT'S SOME BARE BONES "WE ARE WRIGGLERS ONCE MORE" MUPPET BABIES BULLSHIT. IT JUST MAKES SAD FOR THEM IN ALL HONESTY.
IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER, THOUGH. WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT SOME DOUCHEBAG ON CHITTR THINKS? IF THEY BLOCK YOU, THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU, OH WELL. IT'S REALLY A NON ISSUE
giving dick in olive garden real #nsfw
