Karkat Vantas
@carcinoGeneticist
SURVIVOR OF SGRUB / EARTH-C SQUATTER / BASICALLY JUST GOT HERE SO 'CAUSAL SPOILERS' ARE APPRECIATED THANKS.
#NOWPLAYING FUCKING NOTHING BECAUSE I'M STUCK OUT IN THE EARTH-C WILDERNESS WITH BARELY ANY BATTERY LEFT.
all in the name, dude!! i mean except the part where you're my other dad, you guys left that out cuz my name's long enough anyway 8J
alternia )(ow i miss u
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ON HERE? AT LEAST YOU HAVE SENTIMENTS I AGREE WITH WHICH IS SUPREMELY FUCKED UP CONSIDERING THE SITUATION.
Good morning, all. Holy cow, my birthday is rapidly approaching. The date almost slipped my mind.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HUMANS REALLY PUT EMPHASIS ON CELEBRATING THE EVENT HORIZON OF THE HORRIBLE MISTAKE OF THEIR SPAWNING BUT IN THE INTEREST OF BEING 'NICE', I'LL BITE MY TONGUE ON THAT AND SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
THIS PLACE IS ALREADY GIVING ME A HEADACHE WATCHING ALL OF THE BULLSHIT THAT SEEMS TO JUST BE ALLOWED ON HERE.
i'm just saying you talk like some voice of reason when you're really just a little ball of anger >:B
LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. COME SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE AND MAYBE I'LL TAKE YOU MORE SERIOUSLY.
OKAY. LET'S START WITH THE OBVIOUS TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM AND ADDRESS THE FACT THAT NO, I AM NOT THE FIRST 'ME' ON HERE. TRUST ME, I'VE WEATHERED THIS PARTICULAR STORM BEFORE. IT'S AN ODD, EXCRUCIATINGLY DISGUSTING FEELING BEING ONE IN A SEA OF FUCKING MORONS WHO CAN'T TELL BULGE FROM SQUAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BE THE BIGGER MAN HERE AND TOSS MY COIN IN THE POOL. I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE MY '''FRIENDS''' SAID IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO BE KEEPING TABS ON THE WIDER GOINGS ON OF PARADOX SPACE WHILE THE NEW WORLD STABILIZES, AND FOR ONCE THAT'S NOT THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD. SO YES. HELLO. I AM KARKAT VANTAS, AND YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE LEVEL OF EXHAUSTION THAT I AM CURRENTLY OPERATING ON JUST HAVING TO WATCH THE VOMIT INDUCING FREEFALL OF ALT-IDIOTS CURRENTLY ON MY TIMELINE. LET'S ALL TRY AND GET ALONG.
WWhalecome on board. Gotta say, this neww wworld idea sounds intriguing. I don't foresea that pan ache goin anywwhere anytide soon though.
ERIDAN PEIXES? WHAT, DID YOU BOTH GET HUMAN MARRIED IN YOUR TIMELINE? FUCKING DISGUSTING.
HA. Ha. No. I'm fuchsia, hatched and haphazardly raised. Moray than time and space shenanigans to wworry about ovver here.
THE IDEA OF YOU BEING PART OF A SOMEHOW EVEN HIGHER RULING CLASS MAKES MY GUTS CHURN.
If it kelps at all, I get the lucky addendum that I'll die soon if I don't bust my bass wworkin for the throne. VViolet vversions of me on this bloody site are lucky fuckin bastards is wwhat they are. Not a day of wwork necessary in their livves. It sickens me.
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ERIDANWEEK.
aMosh p'tOf chaosApparently. 'Do notBother w'th|t.
We don't glub about --Eridanweek Camp.
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR QUIRK.
LUCKILY IT'S OVER, BUT APPARENTLY THEY CRUCIFIED ERIDAN. NOT THAT THAT WAS BAD, BUT IT WASNT REALLY NESCESSARY...
AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 'COMMANDER' VANTAS?! OH HELL NO, IF THIS IS IN MY FUTURE YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT!
I HOPE YOU LIKE WAR! YOU HAVE TO GO AGAINST FRIENDS AND FRIENDS' FAMILY! ITS ONLY MODERATELY TRAUMATIZING,
HAHAHA HELL THE FUCK NO, DUDE. IF YOU STARTED BEEF WITH THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND OUR POINT OF VIEW THEN YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT A FUTURE ME POSSIBLY COULD BE.
UHM, FUCK YOU! NO, I DIDN'T START IT! JANE WANTED TO BE A FUCKING FASCIST DICTATOR AND CONTROL HOW TROLLS REPRODUCE, SO NATURALLY ME AND DAVE SAID HELL NO AND IT ALL ESCALATED FROM THERE.
WHAT???????????? SHE'S A PASTRY CHEF WHO WAS MIND CONTROLLED FOR A WHILE WHAT THE FUCK. ACTUALLY ON SECOND REFLECTION I CAN SOMEHOW SEE IT.
OH GOD AND OF COURSE I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN THE HAUNTING GHOSTS OF FRIENDS WHO, FOR ME, ARE LONG SINCE DEAD. I'VE MOVED ON! GOTTEN OVER IT! MENTAL HEALTH EXPERT NUMERO UNO, BABY! BUT NO, YOU FUCKERS SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO COME CRAWLING BACK AS INTERNET PHANTOMS PRIMED AND READY TO CLOG UP MY NOTIFICATIONS WITH YOUR OOKY SPOOKY BULLSHIT.
YOU'RE CAPITALIZING THAT LIKE IT'S SOMETHING I SHOULD BE AWARE OF BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
O)(! It's a movie about various murders inside t)(is one )(ouse. Its suc)( a good movie!
OH JOY, A MOVIE THAT REPRESENTS MY MOST POTENT CHILDHOOD TRAUMAS. REAL FUCKING NICE, FEFERI.
Its sort of c)(eesy, reely. Its also good exposure t)(erapy. It mig)(t not be for you. But t)(at's okay.
EXPOSURE THERAPY??? I WENT THROUGH PLENTY OF THAT BEING HUNTED DOWN BY A GROSS CLOWN!
I t)(ink I was dead for t)(at part. 38( For w)(at it's wort)(, I t)(ink you're safe now, rig)(t?
UGH. I GUESS SO. DOESN'T MAKE MY DESIRE TO RELIVE IT THROUGH MEDIOCRE MOVIES ANY MORE COMPELLING THAT'S FOR SURE.
Y9u kn9w, talking things thr9ugh might actually 6e 6eneficial f9r y9ur psyche.
GOD, YOU'RE JUST AS SELF SATISFIED AS HE WAS. I'VE TREAD THE ANCESTOR ROAD ALREADY AND IT WAS OFF-PUTTING ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME.