Karkat Vantas
@carcinoGeneticist
SURVIVOR OF SGRUB / EARTH-C SQUATTER / BASICALLY JUST GOT HERE SO 'CAUSAL SPOILERS' ARE APPRECIATED THANKS.
o°○¤¤is there a quadrant for having pitch but sometimes pale feelings?? #vaugeposting #quadranttalk #mixedfeelings¤¤○°o
PITCH/PALE VACILLATION IS ACTUALLY A LOT MORE COMMON THAN ANYONE IS EVER WILLING TO ADMIT. THERE'S A DEFINITIVE SORT OF SYMPATHY THAT'S ALWAYS GOING TO COME WITH HATING SOMEONE- IT'S JUST A NATURAL EVOLUTION OF CARING ABOUT SOMEONE'S OPINION THAT MUCH. YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THEM AT THEIR LOWEST SOMETIMES, AND THAT BRINGS YOU AROUND TO DIAMONDS. ON THE REVERSE, WHEN YOU'RE PALE WITH SOMEONE, THEY'RE GOING TO DO SHIT AGAINST THEIR AND *YOUR* BETTER JUDGEMENT AND IT'S GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ONCE SOMEONE CROSSES A LINE ENOUGH TIMES, THAT'S TERRITORY RIPE FOR CALIGINOUS SWAYS.
o°○¤¤thank you for this most educational commentary. now i think im closer to determining my deeper feelings for this troll.¤¤○°o
Humansplaining quadrants????? Lol bugger off
FUCKING ANYTIME, DUDE. THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE SHIT TO TALK ABOUT.
I MISS FIGHTING ON THE TIMELINE. DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT ON THE TIMELINE ANYMORE. BY THE WAY. SHRIMP IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER. #ALTERNIANFOOD #RAGEBAIT #YUM
THAT'S IT. I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOU. SUMMONING THE KARKOUT X3 COMBO. BACK ME UP HERE, GUYS.
YOU SINCERELY WANT ME TO COME BITCH OUT THE MIME? DUDE, AS IF I DON'T HAVE BIGGER THINGS ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW WITH VRISKA! BUT FINE. YOU WANT MY OPINION? HERE'S MY GOD DAMN OPINION- YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING IDIOTS! STREET GRUB IS THE ONE THAT'S BEING STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD. THAT SHIT IS ALWAYS THE DRIEST, MOST FLAVORLESS DUNG I'VE EVER BEFORE EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE. AND DO *NOT* GIVE ME THE 'OH KARKAT, YOU JUST HAVEN'T HAD GOOD STREET GRUB'! THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT! THE TERRIBLE STREET GRUB OUTWEIGHS ANY POSSIBLE MERIT TO IT EVER BEING GOOD! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EVER GO FOR THAT IF A PERFECTLY SERVICEABLE LOCUST STAND IS THREE FEET AWAY, OR I CAN FEEL LIKE OUR BARBARIAN ANCESTORS (IN THE USUAL WAY, NOT CAPITAL A ANCESTORS) DIGGING MY TEETH INTO THE SUPPLE FLESH OF THE YOUNG. OH AND VANTAS? SHRIMP IS *ALWAYS* ON THE FUCKING MENU YOU GOD DAMN POSER, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM IN VAST QUANTITIES LIKE A MAJESTIC BLOWHOLE DEMON. PREFERABLY WITH TARTERROR SAUCE. SO YEAH, TOO LONG DIDN'T LEARN: THE MIME IS AN IDIOT, YOU TOO, VANTAS, ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. CAN'T WEIGHT TO SEE WHAT KARKAT^3 HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS SHIT- SURELY SOMETHING EQUALLY AS FUCKING PANDEAD AS THE REST OF YOU ABHORRENT NOOKSNIFFERS. KARKAT OUT.
IF YOU'RE ALL SHITTING UP MY POST. CAN WE GET @cheekyGit IN HERE TOO. #KARKONKARKONKARKONKARK. #HHHH.
DO NOT BRING HIM IN HERE! HE IS *NOT* ONE OF US, WE ALREADY HAVE A PRE-ESTABLISHED 'GOOD KARKATS' TRIAD! HIS NAME ISN'T EVEN KARKAT!!
DO I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO. LIKE SERIOUSLY. YOU’RE GOING TO ALL COLLECTIVELY UNDO THE WORK THAT KITTY FACE MASK DID TO ME LAST NIGHT. WRINKLES ARE ALREADY COMING BACK.
OYYYYYYY #GETIN, YOU DON’T WANT ME IN THIS MIX BRUV I’M A FUCKING BEAST. GET CHINNED MATE x
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM. YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE DESIGNATED KARKAT^3. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! SHOO!
I'm just going to take time to organize my notes. Get the office back to speed. Being on the back foot isn't the way to make any progress on this. I'm going to say four separate cases I have now.
THERE ARE THINGS GOING ON IN OTHER SIDES OF CHITTR THAT ARE SO THOROUGHLY FUCKING INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO ME. I LOVE IT, AND I'M BEING GENUINE. TO THINK, THERE ARE PARTS OF CHITTR THAT AREN'T BEING FUCKING HAUNTED BY THE SPECTER OF THEMSELVES BUT TROLL BRITISH FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN IT TORMENTS YOU. SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT FROM THE UNIVERSE. THAT FUCK'S PFP IS GAS NIBLETS ON GRUBLOAF. OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL HIM.
It'd all be a vague amusement and nothing more if people would stop hiring me and/or singling me out.
Slampora can only go so far, I need a new means of stress relief. Like a Slamtas or something.
OH SO WE *ARE* BEING COLLECTIVELY FLIRTED WITH. OKAY. JUST MAKING SURE WE’RE CLEAR ON THAT HERE BEFORE I CRUSH THIS WHOLE THREAD UNDER MY PRONGSTUB.
WELL I DON'T GOD DAMN KNOW! MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK HER INSTEAD OF ARGUING WITH YOURSELF IN ANOTHER PERSON'S THREADS? AGAIN?! GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC AND UP YOUR OWN ASS IT IS GOD DAMN RIDICULOUS!
OKAY. THEN I WILL. ALONGSIDE YOU. AND THE OTHER ONE.
THEN FUCKING DO IT, MAN. MAKE MY GOD DAMN LIGHT!
#ALLISNICE?
GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELVES ALREADY HERE.
ARE WE?! I DUNNO, MAN, YOUR INTENT SEEMS PRETTY GOD DAMN CLEAR TO ME!
SAVE IT FOR LATER IS WHAT I’M SAYING. YOU HAVE NO SCRUPLES, IT’S HONESTLY FUCKING ASTOUNDING.
WHAT? LATER? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Lol. Lmao even. You fucking wish you were me. #SlamtasSuccess
AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE UP TO, HUH? IF YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING SNEAKY, YOU'RE DEAD GOD DAMN WRONG, SWEETHEART. HELLO!!! HELLOOOO!!! I'M KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR LET ME IN!!!!