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[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zh0u1d make my crew change ttheir 0wn inztead 0f tthe aut0mated pr0cezz i d0 f0r tthem. [END MESSAGE]
i hope youu cann get the mess situuated with ease..
i am curling up around you and growling at any tricksters! they can hang out once they come down >:c
YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JUSTIFIABLE AS ROMANCE CINEMASLOP THAT I'M CAPABLE OF STREAMING FROM THE MOON WHILE I'M ON A VERY LONG SMOKE BREAK. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE JOINED ME IN MY PERSONAL CINEMANIA RUMPUS ROOM BEFORE, YOU'LL NOTICE A FEW NEW PERKS FOR NEW MEMBERS AND OLD ALIKE, JUST BECAUSE I'M SUCH A MAGNANIMOUS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY INCLUDE: - REGULAR SHOWTIMES. EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT 7 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME]. NO MORE MUCKING ABOUT, CARVING X'S INTO YOUR CALENDAR, WONDERING IF IT'S GOING TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS WIPE AND WHEN. WE'RE LOCK FUCKING STEP, THIS TIME (I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SAY "FUCK IT" AND EITHER SKIP A DAY OR HAND IT OFF TO ONE OF MY TRUSTED LIEUTENANTS. THIS IS MY NON-NEGOTIABLE LEADERSHIP CONCESSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT). - ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST. IN OTHER WORDS, PRIORITY REGISTRATION. SOME OF YOU (AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS) GET THE EXORBITANT FUCKING LUXURY OF A GUARANTEED SPOT ON EITHER DAY, SO LONG AS YOU RSVP IN ADVANCE A COUPLE OF DAYS. THE STUPID VIRTUALBLOCKS ONLY HOLD TWELVE PEOPLE AT A TIME (HUH. WONDER WHY IT'S THAT NUMBER, SPECIFICALLY. SOMETHING NOSTALGIC AND FUCKED UP ABOUT IT), SO SPOTS TEND TO FILL UP FAST. ENJOY NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT PEDANTIC BULLSHIT EVER AGAIN. - #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. YES, YOU HEARD ME. SINCE WE'RE SHOWING THE SAME MOVIE BOTH NIGHTS, FEEL FREE TO PULL UP ON FRIDAY AND (OPTIONALLY, OPTIONALLY, CANNOT FUCKING STRESS THIS ENOUGH, *OPTIONALLY*, PEER PRESSURE WILL BE MET WITH THE SWIFTED DOWNFALL OF MY MIGHTY BANSICKLE IMAGINABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD) CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE (OR A WARM ONE, IF YOU'RE SOME KIND OF LAZY, UNWASHED CHUD WHO JUST KEEPS THEM UNDER YOUR FUCKING WORKPLANK, OR SOMETHING) AND COME BE A MESSY DUMBFUCK REPROBATE WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRLINGS. IT'S BYOB. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. FUCK AROUND RESPONSIBLY. - THE SUGGESTION BOX. YUP. THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU, TOO, CAN PRETEND TO HAVE TASTE IN MOVIES THAT'S ONE STEP ABOVE A WIGGLER WATCHING KEYS JINGLE IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE. THROW A MOVIE INTO THE HOPPER AND WATCH IT COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE WHEN IT'S TIME TO SCRAPE THE CRUST OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. OR IMPRESS ME, IF YOU'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD PICK. YOU CAN SUBMIT A MOVIE HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. AND THE FEATURE I'M PROUDEST OF. - GHASTLY MIST TIME [GMT]/BILIOUS STANDARD TIME [BST] SHOWTIMES. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU'VE HAD THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF MISSING OUT ON STREAMS AND OTHER LIVE EVENTS BECAUSE YOUR TIMELINEZONE IS NESTLED SQUARELY BETWEEN THE WORDS "FUCK" AND "YOU," THEN BOY DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. THE GOATED SON OF A BITCH HIMSELF. THE CINEMATIC BALL-KNOWER. THE GUY WITH THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE BLOG IN THE INCIPISPHERE, #carcinoGeneticist#2443 IS GOING TO HELP ME ORGANIZE SHOWTIMES FOR EVERYONE ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE. AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM, BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY ME. TIME AND DATE FOR THAT WILL BE COMING SOON, SO JUST HOLD YOUR FUCKING HOOFBEASTS AND DON'T GET ON EITHER OF OUR ASSES ABOUT IT. YOU'VE WAITED THIS LONG, YOU'LL BE FINE. SO COME. COME ONE, COME ALL, COME GET A FACEFUL OF BLISTERING HOT ABSOLUTE CINEMA DOWN AT #ABCC'S NEXT #WATCHPARTY. WE'LL BE JUMPSTARTING THIS FLY-RIDDEN CORPSE WITH A CLASSIC ANIMATED ROMANCE TOMORROW THAT MOST OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FAMILIAR WITH. HAVE FUN WITH IT. THEY WON'T ALL BE THIS EASY. SEE YOU THERE, FUCKWITS. #GETIN.
a memorial fit for an empress.
I miss the quiet.
I miss that as well.
I can't let you get close.
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~~~dude, i can't stQp laughin'.~~~ https://i.imgflip.cQm/5lkagQ.gif
alright kar this nets you some points
✨🍭🕷️ I like to skip the middleman by acting like a caricature of my own self every time I post. Rah! Curses and other occulty things! I have a girlfriend! Zany antics!!! 🕷️🍭✨
i gotta say, all the other mes on here suck pretty bad.
aHAHA, yEAH, iT TOTALLY, sTINKS TO SEE IT,
yAY,
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fuuuuck, dude. legit, i am sorry. i hate migraine days.
Karkat is trying to KILL ME with these fucking fish sticks!!!!!!!!
Shhhhhhhhut up. It's awesome. I fucking h8 it 8ut it also rules.
I can't 8elieve I missed that you SPORED ME????????
oH, sPORE IS A FUN GAME, tHOUGH, iT IS DEFINITELY, pRONE TO CRASHING, wHICH IS A REAL SHAME, bUT THEN, i DO NOT PLAY MUCH PROPER, aNYWAYS i JUST PLAY IN THE CREATURE CREATOR, mOSTLY, wHICH IS FOR THE BEST SINCE THE ACTUAL GAMEPLAY, iS ALSO PRETTY MID, i MEAN, iT IS ONLY REALLY GOOD, iNSOFAR AS IT LETS YOU WATCH, yOUR CREATURE, dO VARIOUS CREATURE THINGS, bUT THEN IT STOPS CHANG1NG AFTER THE CREATURE STAGE, aNYWAYS, aND THE DRESS UP IS JUST NOT NEARLY AS COMPELL1NG, nOR IS, tHE BUILDING BUILDER OR, tHE VEHICLE BUILDER, tHOUGH THOSE ARE BOTH NEAT FOR WORLDBUILD1NG PURPOSES, aT LEAST, bUT YES THE CREATURE CREATOR IS DEF1N1TELY, wHERE IT'S AT, lAST TIME i BOOTED IT UP, i MADE tINKERBULL AND HE WAS, vERY CUTE, aND THE T1ME BEFORE, i USED THE BASIC CREATURE CREATOR, tHE ONE THAT YOU POP INTO, jUST AFTER THE CELL STAGE, iS OVER, aND i MADE A BUNCH OF, lITTLE WIGGLER TYPE CREATURES, sO THAT THE EARLY GAME COULD BE POPULATED WITH, a WIDER VAR1ETY OF L1TTLE WIGGLER TYPE, cREATURES, bECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE CUTE, aND IT'S JUST A SHAME THAT THERE AREN'T MORE OF THEM, i ALSO WANT TO MAKE MORE REGULAR CREATURES i TH1NK, bECAUSE POPULATING THE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR OWN SPECIESES IS VERY FUN, tHE PROBLEM THOUGH IS THAT, tHE SLIGHT CHANGES i MAKE, iN THE CREATURE STAGE, mEANS THERE ARE ABOUT A DOZEN VERY SIMILAR CREATURES ALL SAVED TO, mY sPOREPED1A (WHICH IS WHERE EVERYTHING YOU MAKE, iS SAVED TO) AND SO WHEN IT DOES RANDOM PULLS, iT IS VERY LIKELY TO PULL SOME VARIATION OF ONE OF THOSE, sPECIES, wHICH IS FINE BUT, i WOULD LIKE MORE VARIETY, eSPECIALLY SINCE PLAYER MADE SPECIES TEND TO BE, mORE OPTIMIZED, wHICH MAKES THEM HARDER TO DEAL WITH, iN GAMEPLAY, tHOUGH i GUESS, aS STATED PREVIOUSLY, i DON'T REALLY ENGAGE MUCH WITH THE GAMEPLAY, aNYWAYS, wHICH IS A SHAME, sPORE IS SOMEHOW ONE OF THE BEST, aND WORST GAMES, i HAVE EVER PLAYED, aND TH1S 1S LIKELY DUE TO, bEHIND THE SCENES MEDDLING, i MEAN, iT IS IMPOSS1BLE TO SAY WHETHER, iT WOULD HAVE BECOME BETTER OR WORSE, bASED ON WHAT 1FS, bUT i KNOW IT ENDED UP DIFFERENT THAN, tHE ORIGINAL V1SION, bUT MAYBE THAT WAS FOR THE BEST, sINCE i DO LIKE, tHE CUTESY LOOK TO TH1NGS, eVEN IF IT ISN'T SCIENTIF1CALLY ACCURATE, lIKE THEY ORIGINALLY WANTED, i DO THINK THAT, eVOLUTION GAMES IN GENERAL, aRE REALLY FASC1NATING, tHERE WAS THIS ONE i PLAYED, a LONG TIME AGO, i FORGET THE NAME AND IT GOT REMOVED, fROM THE APP STORE i THINK, bUT IT WAS JUST CELLS, iN A PETRI DISH, eVOLVING AND EATING EACH OTHER, oR PLANTS, aND ONE TIME i TURNED OFF THE PETR1 DISH, bOUNDARIES, aND THINGS COULD GO AS FAR AWAY, aS THEY WANTED, aND THERE WAS THIS ONE ENCLAVE THAT FORMED, sUPER DUPER FAR AWAY, fROM THE CENTER, sO NO PLANTS GREW FOR THEM, tO EAT NEAR THERE, aND NO OTHER CELLS CAME CLOSE, s1NCE IT WAS SO FAR AWAY, aND IT EVENTUALLY BECAME THIS THERMODYNAMICS DEFY1NG, cYCLE OF DEPRAVITY, wHERE THIS SINGLE SPEC1ES, kEPT BREEDING AND CANN1BALIZING, eACH OTHER, iN JUST, a REALLY HORR1D DISPLAY, aND i TH1NK ABOUT THAT A LOT, i MEAN, iT IS KIND OF LIKE, l1VING IN A SOCIETY, iF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, aND GET DEEP, wE ARE ALL STRANDED WITH EACH OTHER, bUT ALL WE HAVE, iS EACH OTHER, aND WE KEEP CANNIBALIZING, eACH OTHER, aND FIGHTING, bUT MAYBE W1THOUT THAT, wE WOULD SIMPLY EXIST AND STARVE, fROM LACK OF, eNGAGEMENT W1TH EACH OTHER, aND WHILE i AM NOT CONV1NCED, tHAT IS STRICTLY TRUE, aS i ASCRIBE MORE TO THE IDEA THAT, wE SHOULD BE UPLIFTING, eACH OTHER AND FIGHTING AGAINST, tHE CHAINS THAT BIND US AND, kEEP US APART, aND RISE, rISE, rISE, bUT, i THINK 1T 1S GOOD TO TAKE 1N OTHER PERSPECT1VES, aND AT LEAST GIVE THEM CONSIDERATION, bEFORE D1SCARDING THEM, wH1CH IS PROBABLY WHY sPORE BECAME THE GAME IT IS, bECAUSE, tHEY TOOK IN D1FFERENT PERSPECTIVES, oN WHETHER THE GAME SHOULD BE, sCIENCEY, oR CUTESY, tHESIS AND ANTITHESIS, iF YOU WILL, aND THEN THERE WAS, sYNTHESIS, bETWEEN THE TWO SIDES, aND sPORE WAS WHAT, cAME OUT OF THAT, aND YOU KNOW, iT 1S A BEAUTIFUL GAME, sTILL, eVEN IF THE SERVERS ARE DOWN AND, yOU CAN NOT GET CREATURES, fROM OTHER PEOPLE THOUGH, i BET THERE IS STILL A WAY TO DO SO, fROM FAN SERVERS, aND WHATNOT, sURELY THERE IS SOME SORT OF COMMUNITY, fOR THAT, mAYBE ON sHREDDIT, pROBABLY, tHERE IS A COMMUNITY FOR EVERYTHING, oN THERE, tHE PROBLEM IS THAT THE OFFICIAL MOBILE APPS, aRE KIND OF UGLY AND, tHE ONE i USE, iS TECHNICALLY TAKEN DOWN, aND NO LONGER SUPPORTED, aND SO IT BROKE RECENTLY AND NOW, i CAN'T SEE ANY POSTS ON IT, sO IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT TO USE, sHREDDIT NOW, wHICH 1S A SHAME BECAUSE OF, aLL THE GREAT COMMUNITIES ON THERE, eVEN IF PEOPLE LIKE TO JOKE, aBOUT PEOPLE BEING WEIRD ON IT, tHERE ARE GOING TO BE WE1RD PEOPLE, iN ANY ONLINE COMMUNITY OR, oFFLINE COMMUNITY, oR, lINE COMMUNITY, tHAT IS JUST THE WAY OF COMMUNITIES, wHEN YOU GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS, oR IS 1T, bRASS TAX, oR MAYBE TACTS, i AM UNSURE, wHERE THAT SAYING COMES FROM ANYWAYS, pROBABLY RAILROADS OR, sOMETHING SIMILAR TO THAT, bUT MY POINT IS, i BET THERE ARE SOME REALLY, rEALLY COOL sPORE CREATIONS, oN sHREDDIT, lET ME SEE WHAT THE BROWSER VERSION, oF sHREDDIT, wILL ALLOW ME TO SEE, iF YOU WILL ALLOW ME A BRIEF TANGENT, hERE, aND YEAH, pEOPLE ARE STILL REGULARLY, pOST1NG, aND IN FACT TWO WIPES AGO IT LOOKS LIKE, a POST WENT VIRAL, wHERE SOMEBODY RECREATED, wITH THE CREATURE CREATOR, tHE CREATURE CREATOR, wH1CH IS A VERY SILLY AND CLEVER IDEA, i WONDER IF YOU COULD GO A STEP FURTHER EVEN AND, rECREATE, iN THE CREATURE CREATOR, iN THE CREATURE CREATOR, tHE CREATURE CREATOR, i TH1NK THAT WOULD BE, pERHAPS EVEN SILLIER, aND COULD OBTAIN FOR ONESELF, mANY UPDOOTS, eHEHE, i L1KE THE SILLY SLANG TERMS, iNTERNET COMMUNITIES GET, lIKE, wHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON, tO WHICH THE RESPONSE IS, aT M1DNIGHT BRO, aT MIDNIGHT, wH1CH IS NONSENSE SOUNDING BUT, aS i RECALL, tHAT WAS THE BIG TH1NG, aT SOME POINT, oN sHREDDIT, pROBABLY FAR, fAR TOO LONG AGO, lONGER THAN i WISH TO REMEMBER OR THINK ABOUT, rEALLY, bECAUSE IT W1LL MAKE ME FEEL, oLD AND SAD AND WEIRD AND WISTFUL, aND i'VE BEEN DEALING TOO MUCH WITH THOSE SORTS OF EMOTIONS, lATELY, i KEEP THINKING ABOUT THINGS, fROM WHEN i WAS YOUNGER, aND HOW FAR AWAY IT ALL SEEMS AND, mY BEST FRIENDS, fROM BACK THEN, wHO MAKE STRONG EMOT1ONS, rISE WITHIN ME, lIKE, sOMETIMES SHE WILL SAY SOMETHING, tOTALLY INNOCUOUS, aND i THINK TO MYSELF, "i LOVE YOU, sO SO MUCH," AND i WANT TO SAY IT, sO BADLY, i NEED HER TO KNOW, tHAT SHE IS LOVED, aND i LOVE HER, bUT, sHE ISN'T INTERESTED, aND DOES NOT WANT THAT FROM ME, aND WE BOTH HAVE OUR OWN STUFF, tO WORK OUT, i MEAN, i AM STILL COMING TO TERMS WITH, bE1NG A WOMAN AND ALL, cOOL AS IT IS, tHERE HAVE BEEN SOME GROWING PAINS, bOTH LITERAL AND METAPHOR1CAL, tHOUGH pRIDE mONTH HAS BEEN NEAT, eVEN IF IT MESSES WITH ME THAT IT IS, aLREADY ALMOST OVER, tHAT IS WILD HOW QUICKLY T1ME FLIES, bUT SPEAKING OF THAT, sOMEONE ON THE sPORE sHREDDIT, mADE SOME pRIDE CREATURES, wHICH IS CUTE, tHEY MOSTLY LOOK LIKE, eMO OR SCENE GIRLS, tHE ONES THAT HAVE THE, sTRIPEY DYED HAIR, i HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED, hOW YOU ACCOMPLISH THAT, lIKE, mAYBE IT IS SIMILAR TO TIE DYE, iN THAT YOU TIE IT, aND THEN DYE IT, i SHOULD HAVE A T1E DYE DAY, sOMETIME, iT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME, sINCE i HAVE TIED AND DYED, i BOUGHT SOME WHITE SH1RTS, aND TIE DYE A WHILE AGO, bUT NEVER ACTUALLY GOT AROUND TO USING ANY OF IT, bECAUSE i FORGOT, aND CONTINUED TO FORGET, aND NOW i DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHERE, aNY OF THAT STUFF IS BUT, i LIKE TIE DYE, a LOT, i THINK IT IS VERY PRETTY AND, tHERE IS A LOT OF ROOM FOR SELF-EXPRESSION AND, eXPERIMENTATION, mAYBE IT IS A LITTLE LOUD AND MOODY, iN COMPARISON TO UTILITAR1AN AND STANDARD, bLACK ON BLACK, tROLL ATTIRE, bUT YOU CAN ACTUALLY TIE AND DYE, bLACK SHIRTS TOO, iF YOU USE BLEACH, aND THAT LOOKS ACTUALLY, rEALLY REALLY COOL, aND i DO MEAN, rEALLY COOL, i REMEMBER WATCHING A BUNCH OF VIDEOS ON THAT, a WH1LE BACK, wHICH IS PROBABLY WHAT INSPIRED ME, tO BUY THE TIE DYE STUFF, iN THE FIRST PLACE, bECAUSE i WANTED TO DO THAT THEN, nEVER GOT AROUND TO ACTUALLY, dOING THAT, bUT i REALLY SHOULD, iT GOES WELL WITH MY WHOLE, lOOK i THINK, i HAVE BEEN TOLD i AM, kIND OF A HIPPIE, aND HONESTLY, i AM INTO IT, i AM VERY MUCH FOR THE 1DEAS OF, pEACE AND FREE LOVE, aND VEGANISM, aND SOCKS W1TH SANDALS, aND PEACE SIGNS, aRE A PRETTY COOL HUMAN INVENTION, mUCH NICER THAN, tHE WAR SIGNS, oF TROLLKIND, dESPITE HOW VERY, vERY SIMILAR THE TWO ARE, tHERE ARE SUBTLE DIFFERENCES THAT, mAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE, iN THE WORLD, bETWEEN WHICH ONE MEANS LOVE AND PEACE, aND WHICH ONE MEANS, hATE AND WAR, nOT THAT HATE, iS A BAD THING NECESSARILY, i HAVE HATE 1N MY PUSHER, fOR SURE, l1KE TOWARDS YOUR WARD, oR i GUESS HE IS, pAST YOU MAYBE, oR HOWEVER THAT WORKS, iT DOES NOT REALLY GET TO ME, oNE WAY OR THE OTHER, i GUESS, tHE POINT IS THAT, hE IS FUN TO PLAY W1TH, oNE OF THESE NIGHTS WE ARE GOING TO PLAY MAYBE, tIDDLYWINKS (A GAME PLAYED ON A FLAT FELT MAT WITH SETS OF SMALL DISCS CALLED WINKS, a POT, wHICH IS THE TARGET, aND A COLLECTION OF SQUIDGERS, wHICH ARE ALSO D1SCS), (wHICH YOU PLAY BY, uSING A SQUIDGER (NOWANIGHTS MADE OF PLASTIC) TO SHOOT A W1NK, iNTO FLIGHT BY FL1CKING, tHE SQUIDGER, aCROSS THE TOP OF A WINK, aND THEN OVER ITS EDGE, tHEREBY PROPELLING IT INTO THE AIR, aND THE OFFENSIVE OBJECTIVE OF THE GAME, iS TO SCORE POINTS BY SENDING YOUR OWN, wINKS INTO THE POT, wHEREAS THE DEFENSIVE OBJECTIVE, oF THE GAME IS TO PREVENT YOUR OPPONENTS, fROM POTTING THE1R WINKS, bY SQUOPPING THEM, wHICH MEANS SHOOT1NG YOUR OWN WINKS, tO LAND ON TOP OF YOUR OPPONENTS' WINKS), (i SHOULD NOTE, pLAYERS OFTEN ATTEMPT TO SQUOP THEIR OPPONENTS' WINKS AND DEVELOP, mAINTAIN AND BREAK UP, lARGE PILES OF WINKS), OR, tHE GAME WITH THE JACKS, aND THE BALLS, wHICH, iS GREAT FUN AND EASY, tO LEARN, i THINK IT IS JUST CALLED, jACKS MAYBE OR, kNUCKLEBONES, oN ACCOUNT OF BEING PLAYED WITH, jACKS, aND/OR, kNUCKLEBONES, wHICH, i GUESS IT'S NOT STRICTLY, aNTI-VEGAN TO USE, tHAT SORT OF THING BUT, i WOULD JUST BE MORE COMFORTABLE, uSING JACKS, oR i GUESS THE KNUCKLEBONES FROM A TROLL, oR MAYBE HUMAN, i AM UNSURE WHETHER OR NOT, tHAT WOULD BE MORE OR LESS WEIRD, tHAN PLAYING WITH A TROLL'S, kNUCKLEBONES, bUT ANYWAYS SIDEBAR, aSIDE, i AM GOING TO MOST CERTAINLY, kICK cALIBORN'S, dUMB GREEN REAR-END, iN THESE GAMES BECAUSE, i AM THE SUPERIOR GAMER, aND THEN i WILL, sTICK A LOAD GAPER, uNSTICKING STICK, oNTO HIS BALD HEAD, aND TEASE HIM AND MAKE FUN OF HIM, fOR IT, aND MAYBE ATTACH A FLAG TO IT AS A SYMBOL OF, mY DOMINANCE, oVER HIM, aND DEFEAT OF HIM, aS MY RIVAL, mAYBE A PRIDE FLAG, tO KEEP IN THE THEME, oF THE MONTH, lIKE THOSE sPORE EMO GIRLS, wHICH SPEAKING OF, a LOT OF PEOPLE MADE WIGGLER OR RATHER, eARLY STAGE, cREATURES, lIKE i MENTIONED DOING, aND SOME OF THESE ARE, vERY CREATIVE, iT IS JUST SUCH, a COOL COMMUN1TY AND, i AM A LITTLE TOUCHED THAT IT IS STILL, gOING STRONG, aFTER ALL THIS TIME, aS WEIRD AS IT IS, tO TALK ABOUT ANYTH1NG GO1NG ON, oVER ANY PERIOD OF TIME, eVER, wHAT WITH HOW WEIRD, tIME AND CANONIC1TY AND RELEVANCE, aND TRUTH AND IMPORTANCE, aRE, i THINK i WAS GIVEN THE SPEECH ONCE, aBOUT THE THREE PILLARS, bUT i JUST DIDN'T GET IT, i MEAN, i AM HERE NOW, aND THAT MATTERS AND, aLL OF MY GHOST BUDDIES MATTERED, dESP1TE BEING FROM, dOOMED TIMELINES AND THINGS, mOSTLY, i GUESS SOME WERE JUST, dEAD DEAD, bUT THEY GOT BETTER, aND THAT GHOST ARMY WAS REALLY COOL, aND SPOILER ALERT i GUESS, wE KICKED YOUR BUTT, aND EVEN i PERSONALLY, gOT A FEW LICKS 1N, aND KICKS IN, aND, bRICKS IN, wHICH i MUST SAY, aLL DOES WONDERS FOR, mY POWERSCALING, i MEAN, yOU ARE A MULTIVERSAL LEVEL, tHREAT, yET i WAS ABLE TO TANK A PUNCH, fROM YOU, i MEAN i GUESS IT IS MORE THE LASERS, oR LAZERS, tHAT WERE DOING THE CRACKS IN pARADOX sPACE, oR WHATEVER IT WAS, yOU WERE DOING, hONESTLY YOUR MOTIVES ARE KIND OF HAZY AND CONFUSING, tO ME, pERSONALLY, bUT, eVEN IF i DID NOT TANK YOUR STRONGEST, aTTACK i STILL TANKED, aN ATTACK, aND WAS ABLE TO GET YOU HARD ENOUGH, tO BOTHER YOU SO i THINK, tHAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD SHOWING, fOR LIL' 'OL tAV, oF i DO SAY SO MYSELF, aND, i DO SAY SO, bECAUSE, iT'S 1MPORTANT, eSPECIALLY FOR ME PERSONALLY, bUT ALSO IN GENERAL, tO BE SELF-ASSURED, iN YOURSELF, aND REMEMBER YOUR POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS, wHICH IS SOMETHING i SOMETIMES FORGET, tO DO BUT, iT'S GOOD FOR ME, tO DO, aND i AM NOW LIKE, wAY STRONGER THAN i USED TO BE, tOO, i'VE BEEN PRACTICING, wITH THAT GIRL, tHOUGH WE HAVE SORT OF, sOFT CANCELED THAT, fOR A VARIETY OF REASONS OF WHICH, i WILL NOT GET INTO WITH YOU, m1STER nOSY, aND i AM GETTING WAY BETTER WITH, mY COMMUNION POWERS, aND i WONDER IF, tHEY WOULD WORK ON THE sPORE CREATURES, iF THEY WERE REAL, lIKE, tHEY ARE DEFINITELY ANIMALS, bUT EVENTUALLY, tHEY STOP BEING ANIMALS, mAYBE EXCEPT, wE'RE ALL ANIMALS, bUT, tHERE IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING THAT KEEPS ME FROM USING MY POWERS, oN PEOPLE, iNSTEAD OF JUST sPORE CREATURES, sO MAYBE IT IS, aFTER THEY ENTER THE TRIBAL STAGE THAT, i WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO INFLUENCE THEM, aS i WOULD LIKE, nOT THAT i WOULD LIKE TO TAKE PAN CONTROL OVER, sOME RANDOM GROUP OF, sOPHONTS BUT, iT IS GOOD TO KNOW MY LIMITS, aND THE EXTENT OF MY ABILITIES, sO i LIKE TESTING THESE THINGS, fOR ALL i KNOW, iT COULD ACTUALLY BE, tHAT MY POWERS ARE LIKE, "COMMUNION WITH ALL HIVELESS ANIMALS," AND i ONLY HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO COMMUNE WITH TROLLS, bECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE HIVES, wHICH REM1NDS ME OF THE BUILDING CREATOR, fROM sPORE, iT IS DEFIN1TELY LESS INTERESTING THAN, tHE CREATURE CREATOR, bUT YOU CAN STILL DO SOME, pRETTY FUN STUFF WITH IT, iT REMINDS ME OF THE BUILDING DRONES, fROM MY YOUTH, bUT LESS SCARY, i EVEN RECREATED MY HIVE, iN THE GAME ONCE SO, i WONDER IF IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS, wHERE IT WAS SORT OF MAN1PULATED AND, hANDED TO US, tO SECRETLY PREPARE US FOR sGRUB WHICH, i GUESS i TECHNICALLY APPRECIATE, bUT ALSO, tHE WHITE GUY SUCKS BAD AND, i REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIM FURTHER, tHOUGH THAT BEING SAID, i WONDER IF i COULD MAKE HIM, iN sPORE THEN MAKE HIM DOINGG, a FUNNY LITTL DANCE, tHUS HUMILIATING HIM, i GUESS i WOULD NEED A GOOD, sPHERE BODY PART, iS THE PROBLEM, uNLESS, i MAKE HIS ENTIRE "BODY" ONLY TWO SPINE SEGMENTS LONG, wHICH IS THE MINIMUM, aND i USE THAT, aS HIS DUMB STUPID ORB HEAD, aND THEN, bUILD THE REST OF THE BODY, dOWN, uSING ARM AND LEG PARTS, wHICH WOULD MAKE HIM AWFUL FLOPPY AND STUPID, lOOKING WHICH, iS PRETTY DESERVED AND HONESTLY, tHE LEAST BAD THING i COULD DO TO H1M, aFTER MANY BAD TH1NGS, tHAT HE DESERVES TO HAPPEN FOR HIM, fOR BEING A JERK AND, kIND OF A CREEP, aLSO, aND BY KIND OF i MEAN, a MAJOR CREEP, i DO NOT REALLY WANT TO GET INTO 1T BUT, bASICALLY THAT GUY, iS BAD NEWS, aND i THINK THE ONLY REASON, hE HAS NOT COME TO BOTHER ME, pERSONALLY, iS HE KNOWS i WOULDN'T FALL, fOR HIS WILES, tHAT OR, hE HAS NOT REALIZED THAT i AM, a GIRL, yET, sINCE THAT SEEMS TO BE, tHE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC OF SAID, "wILES," OR MAYBE, iT'S THAT i'M AN ADULT, wHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW TIMELESS A GAME, sPORE IS THAT EVEN, aS AN ADULT WOMAN, iT CAN CAPTURE THE IMAGINATION AND MAKE ME THINK, aND OOH, aND AHH, wITH WONDER, aT ITS BEAUT1FUL WORLDS AND, cOOL CREATURES, oNE TIME i GOT ONE OF THE RARE SPECIAL, pLANETS AS MY HIVE PLANET'S MOON SO i COULD JUST, lOOK UP AT THE SKY, aND SEE THIS SPHERE OF WATER, hUGGGED BY A SORT OF CUBOID GRID, oF DIRT AND ROCKS AND, wHAT HAVE YOU, i WISH i REMEMBER WHAT CREATURES, i EVOLVED ON THAT PLANET, i SHOULD HAVE MADE THEM, bASE THEMSELVES OFF THAT MOON OR, mAKE A RELIGION OUT OF IT, oR SOME SORT OF ROLEPLAY THING, lIKE THAT, i WAS ABOUT TO SAY YOU CAN'T REALLY, dO RELIGION IN THE GAME BUT, iT 1S LITERALLY ACTUALLY, a GAMEPLAY MECHANIC, eVEN IF THE WORLDBUILDING FOR IT, iS LACKING, iT'S BASICALLY JUST A GENERIC, rELIGION, rELIGION, tYPE DEAL, aND YOU CONVERT OTHER CITIES BY YELLING AT THEM WITH A MEGAPHONE, iT'S THE SAME GAMEPLAY AS TAKING OVER RIVAL CITIES WITH MILITARY MIGHT, bUT 1N EXCHANGE FOR BEING WEAKER, yOU ARE LESS DISLIKED BY OTHERS, aND WHEN YOU CAPTURE CITIES, yOU GET TO KEEP THE BUILD1NGS, uNDAMAGED, wHICH IS MAYBE A WORTHWHILE TRADE-OFF, sINCE THE GAME IS NOT THAT HARD, aNYWAYS, sO 1T'S GOOD FUN TO JUST, dO W (1/?)
I GET THIS, MAN. THEY SUCK. GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE WHO GETS ME.
I wanted t0 hate but y0ure t00 right I get sec0nd hand embarrassment when i see a tryhard nsfw p0st with 0 interacti0ns
thank you karkat seriously
karkat vantas
Why is this website still here. Has anybody worked it out yet.
Diamonds Droog.
Slack cut.
yeah, mo0d. but youve been through w0rse. so y0ure a lot taller n0w, huh?
the goat returns. im glad y0ur molting went well, dude.
YEAH TAVROS HOUR!!!!!!!!
hAPPY #tAVROShOUR, eVERYONE,
hEY SO, cAN THIS UPCOMING HOUR, iN THE SPIRIT OF, dAVE hOUR, bE #tAVROShOUR, wHERE ALL US MANY, tAVROSES, oF THE SITE, aRE GIVEN OUR DUE AND, fREE REIGN, oF THE PLACE, aND, mAYBE SOME COMPLIMENTS AND VIRTUAL HUGS, aLSO, pLEASE? tHANK YOU, #tAVROShOUR
#myslop hehehe glad you were able to destroy a small countries worth of meat products!!
So it turns out that grey frosting doesn't actually look that nice? Would never have expected that! Definitely 8etter than the red I specifically REQUESTED not 8e used, though. ::::/
You didn't SCARE me, you were just so voracious I started to wonder my hair was going to end up 8eing vacuumed up into your gaping maw and start a ridiculous series of events culmin8ing in some kind of meat-fueled com8in8ion heimlich and suplex maneuver. Plus those w8ers were totally annoyed with how much of #yourslop they had to carve and cart out. You don't get to deny their mild irrit8ion. We all saw it!!!!!!!!
Just a couple of 8esties rocking out to a fantastic and not at all off key shanty!!!!!!!! Yep!
Aw man, the monk died???????? I guess that's old humans for ya. #pentiment
What? No. Not even remotely.
Woooooooow, what a loser!!!!!!!! #vagueposting
wHATEVER,
I wouldn't worry about the details being hazy, man. Carveries are a place where reality tends to fluctuate the most. All the protein.
mAYBE i AM GLAD, hIS GRAPHOMETRIC WARP DRIVE, iS BROKEN,,,
Wow. Fuck. Need a breakfast burrito.
thats real as fuck man, youre real to me. verification or not. i was just talking out my ass about this post though lol.
dont need to be verified to know im the realest
happy belated wriggling day, dipshit. love y0u and all that.
I'll get the gas cans!!!!!!!!
wait y⚣ru right that's fucked up!!! Whydt he helld ⚣t hey d⚣ that shit i surp⚣rt y⚣ur asr⚣neist rage >:( #substance
I'M GOING TO CLOSE UP THE EVIDENTLY *GUSHING* TAP OF TORRENTIAL, PUSHERFELT *SAP* I'VE BEEN DISPENSING ALL DAY WITH THIS CHITT, JUST TO SAY ONE MORE TIME BEFORE I CRAWL INTO MY CUPE AND DROWN MYSELF FACE-FIRST IN SOPOR. THANKS, EVERYONE. @caligulasAquarium. @gutsyGumshoe. @lejayjaY. @arachnidsGrip#9137. @arsenicCatnaps. @bummelBoogie. @pliableDecadence. @centaursPeripherals. SAME FUCKING GUY, @carcinoGeneticist#4881. AND YES, EVEN MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS COWORKERS, @taciturnTerror AND @handMaid. AND OBVIOUSLY MORE OF YOU, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO DREDGE UP EVERY SINGLE FUCKWIT WHO SAID FOUR WORDS TO ME, TODAY. BUT SOME OF YOU WENT OUT ON A FROND AND MADE AN EFFORT. AND THAT SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING, WHEN YOU'RE THIS FAR OUT FROM THE DAMN SPAWN POINT. I HAVE TO ADMIT IT. IT'S BEEN A GOOD WRIGGLING DAY. I THINK I'LL REMEMBER THIS ONE. "SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT."
THIRTEEN SWEEPS, PAINSTAKINGLY STACKED ATOP THE OTHER, SURVIVED ONE BRUTAL BILUNAR PERIGEE AT A TIME. HALF OF THEM ON A PLANET I WAKE UP AND GIVE THE FAT, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB TO EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, AND THE REST ON A DUMPSTER FIRE OF A WORLD OF MY OWN "CREATION." ONLY SOME OF THEM I WAS REALLY, TRULY PRESENT FOR. THREE *THOUSAND* SWEEPS SPENT IN AN INESCAPABLE TORMENT NEXUS MEANT TO SAND DOWN ANY PROPRIETARY CONCEPT OF TIME I EVER HAD. WHICH I ESCAPED, ANYWAY. BUT NOT BEFORE IT SMOOTHED SOME OF THE HARD, JAGGED EDGES, TRY AS I MIGHT TO SHARPEN THEM BACK TO GANDERBULB-STABBING AND SPONGECASE-BLUDGEONING LETHAL FORCE. AND AS IF I COULDN'T PUSH THE INCREDULITY OF MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS NARRATIVE ANY FURTHER, TWELVE SWEEPS AFTER THAT, IN A FAR-FLUNG PAST SO STUPID THAT IT'S LEFT INDELIBLE MARKS ON MY VOCABULARY. AND SOME UNCOMFORTABLE SKILLS TO ADMIT ARE CURRENTLY PADDING OUT MY RESUME. A FAT, MALIGNANT PILE OF GREASY BLACK TRASH BAGS IN THE RUSTING DUMPSTER OF MY PERSONAL HISTORY, BOILING IN THE OPEN SUN AS THE LOOMING MONOLITH TO MY EVERY GRUELING SWEEP OF MERCILESS LIFE DARKENS THE FUCKING SKY. SO AT THIS POINT? FUCK IT. WHAT'S ONE MORE? #WRIGGLINGDAY. (AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, I'M STILL IN THE FUCKING FELT MANOR. THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN *HEAVILY* DOCTORTURED TO RESEMBLE ANYTHING CLOSE TO EARTH-C'S NATURAL DAYLIGHT. BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO SEE ANY MORE FUCKING GREEN. I DECIDED I WANTED TO LOOK O.G., TODAY.)
Veeeeeeeery funny, Sollux! Really gr8! Hilarious. 8ut seriously, it's a shower gel that's in the a8lution 8lock here. I 8ought another container of it so Karkat wouldn't notice I'd used everything up during his molt!
Oh w8. Hahahahahahahaha. OKAY, okay, w8, you got me.
SMELLING LIKE VANILLA IS WORSE????????
I don't smell like old caegars, I smell like "Sticky D8s."
>> Happy Wr¡gg1¡ng day!
Once I can peel myself away from this screen to go stare at a 8igger one for an hour or so, I'll pro8a8ly have a movie review to post.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
Hey everyone! I guess you'll have heard it here first. @carcinoGeneticist#4881 has finally started his molt, which means he's going to 8e off chittr for a 8it! This means instead of getting fresh food reviews, you'll have to get your fix for a random "Creator's" opinion from another source........ me! That's right! I'm going to 8e spending this 8ORING AS HELL molt diving horns first into his dusty human game collection, as well as tackling a few rom-coms that we haven't had a chance to watch together. Watch this space, as they say! It'll 8e under the tag #SerketReviews !
"Together" with Dave Franco and Alison 8rie. You'll love it, I super promise!!!!!!!!
8oy do I have the fucked up human movie for you!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/523e7508f7c5.jpg Heeeeeeeey Karkat.
8tw those were literally all reacts from him.
OBJECTION! i will entertain honestly most stupid bullshit. PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! though of course if you would like to launch a countersuit, i know a guy,
It isn't a8out the activity or the tea itself, its a8out the care put into it! 8ut fine, as I was tempted to st8 8efore, just show us the depths of your xenopho8ic misunderstanding of trollmance.
Usual culprit, usual crime!!!!!!!!
Earth C RPF is crazy work. Craaaaaaaazy! Are there secret ca8als of cat girls still writing friendfiction?
Someone needs to take her internet away for like, 8 nights. #vagueposting
Cullver's sounds SO good right now!
Tf do you mean "show up," I've 8een here????????
Oh. Cool! Okay, I need to order some more groceries........
D8ting outside your consumption range is hard! Tf do you mean I have to think of three square meals PLUS two snacks to have at hive now????????
Pentiment was recommended, 8ut I've 8een looking at this "Project Zom8oid" game too. Lots to deli8er8te a8out! Unless someone has a suggestion?
Okay, so I promised I'd engage with some media and put reviews up regarding what I played or watched. Now I just have to pick something........
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! #ChanceEncounterAtWholeFoodsMarket
Why did I have to go there AT THE EXACT SAME TIME???????? #ChanceEncounterAtWholeFoodsMarket
do you want me to leave encouraging messages on the walls? that usually helps :o
its a screamin into my toolbox to get my thinkpan to stop YELLING AT ME kinda day ya know
Best øf łuck tø yøu, I’m sure yøu’ve kept up øn yøur dietary całcium.
i'M NOT WORRIED, aBOUT THAT, rEALLY AT ALL, aCTUALLY,
Then you definitely got this. I hope your molt goes smoothly even if it is going to suck.
CONGRATS! Oh man, that is SO EXCITING!
oH WOW, cONGRATS,
gl on the molt
Oh yes, 8ecause of all trolls, Vriska Serket is the one that's the most str8tforward! Come on. I know you've got your 8ias against me, 8ut you shouldn't act stupid a8out things just 8ecause you platonically h8 me.
Aw hey Sollux! Long time no talk! Or see, for that matter. Yeah, things got kind of serious a 8it ago? There's not a huge amount to talk a8out, aside from when apparently Karkat hosted a movie night and got a little heated with Damara???????? Anyway, we've 8een living together for a while now, and that whole threat situ8tion pushed my 8uttons all sorts of wrong, and now we're here! D8ting. Hopefully that clears things up! In retrospect, it's pro8a8ly WAY overdue. I mean, I'll 8e real, I did have a little crush 8ack when we were 8arely more than wigglers, 8ut from what I can tell, we all did. I guess there's just something a8out that shouting that drives trolls wild. Hopefully you can forgive a girl for swooping in while the swooping was good........ you aren't trying to indic8te jealousy here, right?
And I'll never see you again if I can help it #lyricposting
8ut since you 8een gone I can 8reathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah, yeah Thanks to you Now I get, I get what I want Since you 8een gone #LYRICPOSTING
You had your chance, you 8lew it Out of sight, out of mind Shut your mouth, I just can't take it Again and again and again and again #MORELYRICSPOSTING #TAKETHEFUCKINGHINT
I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, myself and I We got some straightening out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their 8lanket 8ut I've got to get a move on with my life It's time to 8e a 8ig girl now And 8ig girls don't cry Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry #lyricposting
I can't respond to that. I can't. I CAN'T.
https://open.spotify.com/track/7D7NvMKZdl3o9dT8K8f6c8?si=208ef69817e0475c
He went to sleep a while ago, 8ut I can't seem to get my pan to rest. I'm resisting the tempt8tion to start posting on here like it's a journal, 8ut I know 8etter than to give any of you rowdy animals fodder. You earn the right to put any of my own #serketposting into your spank 8ank, I don't just hand it over. Still........ there's just something incredi8ly reassuring a8out touching a 8ody that solid. May8e I'm into that? I've never really considered it much when I'm attracted to a woman, so it's just one od those weird quirks that you have to monitor carefully lest it 8ecome a full 8lown kink. ::::I #suggestive #nsfw #Justto8esafe
Ok, I can 8egrudgingly give you that point.
And what is THAT supposed to mean????????
Tonight, dear reader, is not one of those nights. O8viously!!!!!!!!
One of these nights will 8e a normal, no frills, possi8ly even 8ORING night instead of a full tilt SELF-DISCOVERY ADVENTURE. FUCK!!!!!!!!
Oh, I guess the roomm8 is up and reading my chits like it's the evening news. Hiiiiiiii Karkat.
My hair started growing, my face 8ecame yours My femur was 8reaking in half The sensation was scissors and too much to scream So instead I just started to laugh #lyricsposting
Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from the Nawashii era: Shortly after his dismissal from the realm of Grubuki theatre, the once again-titleless Uesugi Karkat sought to invest his amassed wealth. He was known for being particularly preoccupied with the sciences — specifically, horology, chronology, and astronomy. Though he was a deeply private person, he was known for being eminently fixated on the movements and arithmetic of the Green Moon. Some of his studies involved tracking its lunar phases, cataloging previous celestial events, and learning to predict the path that the moons would take in the future. However, this was still not enough to turn his liquid capital into stable assets. One day, a peasant girl from a distant, rural village appeared in the city, pleading for aid from anyone who would heed her. A vicious band of mountain bandits had been terrorizing her village and reaping its resources to the brink of collapse. However, no matter how many mercenaries and samuraisolators she petitioned for help, none came to her aid. When Uesugi Karkat encountered her by chance, it is said that he was seized with a sudden and immediate purpose, as if the recognition of her face alone were sufficient to declare his support. Furthermore, the Mikkaddo who had inadvertently led to the former Grubuki actor's disgrace was so deeply moved by this act of passion that he declared his support as well. By pledging his retainers, his allies, and his crosshairs to the cause, the Mikkaddo set out to help Uesugi Karkat prepare the village's defenses before the bandits' next raid, and in doing so, forged a moiraillegiance with the would-be rebel leader of such wholesome magnitude that its pale reverberations would be felt through time. Gone were Uesugi Karkat's demure robes. His lacquerware hair descramblers and false theatre horns were cast aside for armor and weaponry. Rather than wielding a sword or the era's rapidly developing firearms, the Nobushii chose to wield a simple, bespoke sickle of custom, apparently "nostalgic" design. As a gift from the Mikkaddo, it was forged by his personal weaponsmiths and equipped with a weighted chain concurrent with the sickle-based weaponry of the time. This weapon, whose name is translated into contemporary Alternian as "the See you Later, Dear Brother," is among the artifacts kept on display at the Uesugi Karkat Historical Preservation Foundation. After emptying his coffers to hire several capable warriors and miscreants found around the region, the Nobushii led a team of twelve total trolls to rally the villagers and fend off the mountain bandits. The battle was long, bloody, and deeply dramatic — likely because a former Grubuki actor had absolutely no way of being "normal" and "mundane" during any sort of armed conflict. This, however, would be the event to forge the moiraillegiance between Uesugi Karkat and the violetblooded Mikkaddo into an unbreakable blade of pure, pale dedication beyond all question of fidelity. When the battle concluded and the bandits were repelled, the village became an important hub of operations for the Nobushii and his small, eclectic warband. Though they would later separate and go their own ways, several of them — including the oliveblooded NEKOJITA and the bronzeblooded TOGYUSHI — remained together, unified by mutual beliefs in freedom and opposition of Imperial hegemony. The Mikkaddo, however, would later be seduced into the employ of a powerful East Alternian heiress, culminating in a conflict that would define the future of the East Alternian Restoration era and the enduring legacy of Uesugi Karkat, whose next title, the SHIKIKAN, would be his last. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9fd47e8259d7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b53fcf8c9d8.png #uesugikarkat
Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from the Onnagata era: The Pre-Restoration Troll Edo period of East Alternia was marked by rising agitation against global Imperial rule. This rising sentiment of rebellion (believed by many to be directly affected by rising rebellious philosophy begun in the West, though it is the view of this Foundation that such a political response was merely an emergent school of thought from a coincidental, equifinal era) surfaced in the culture of Grabuki theater through bold stories of rebellious, lowblooded heroes stirring unrest against what they saw as an oppressive regime. Such figures were often depicted under the restrictions of "hojojutsu," the method of rope-binding by which prisoners were publicly bound in such a way as to inflict pain, denote the manner of the crime, and ultimately humiliate the bound captive. This painful method needed to be adapted for the theater so as to present its actors in similarly degrading circumstances without rendering their prongs numb. Thus, the noble art of Shibari was hatched. A noble art that Uesugi Karkat, by way of learning from the various stagehands and Jadeblooded costume designers of the time, came to master. Behind the scenes, the famous Onnagata took on a more private persona. As the NAWASHII, Uesugi Karkat lived his stagely praxis by practicing his knotwork on his fellow actors — especially when they were unruly, poor in performance, or dared to question his taste in romantic poetry. So severe was his ire when spoken through the language of ropework that even trolls who believed themselves to be of likely higher caste than the hemoanonymous Onnagata surrendered to the chance to be bound so deftly. Shibari itself is, of course, a complex language. The arrangement of the knotwork can symbolize the nature of the captive's offense, the identity and status of the captor, the nature of the humiliation waiting for them, and even imbued emotion from the rope-master. It is in this language that the Nawashii also considered himself a romantic poet, and in doing so transcribed the rageful monologue for which he was renowned, the Akkuttai, into a shibari form that purportedly could only be experienced to be understood. Unfortunately, it could not last. The Nawashii's secret practice was eventually discovered when a wealthy seadweller of violet caste called the MIKKADDO, who wanted to see the Akkuttai for himself, drew unnecessary attention to this clandestine taboo. The famed Onnagata was forced to step down from his position at the Grabuki theater by the Mikkaddo's jealous kismesis, leaving Uesugi Karkat with a vast fortune amassed during his lengthy entertainment career, but no immediate future prospects. This aimlessness, however, is what would lead him to meander into a wholly new occupation — the NOBUSHII — and a militant style of leadership for which he would eventually be chiefly known. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/011ed0849dc2.png #nsfw #suggestive #uesugikarkat
Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from his courtesan era: The life of a courtesan had educated the Akatsuki in language, poetry, refinement, and performance before a small audience. The next chapter of his life would prepare him to perform in front of a large one. Chosen for youth, beauty, and the type of androgynous features that can be easily slanted towards femininity with a little cosmetic prestidigitation, the life of an ONNAGATA — a Grubuki actor who plays predominantly feminine roles — afforded the troll who would become Uesugi Karkat tremendous fame, recognition, and inordinate wealth for a commoner of foreign hatching. As a former Boiran, the Onnagata had already learned how to wear the feminine grace of a courtesan like a costume in the theater of the Trollshiwara red light district. It was for this reason that he was scouted to play one of the most prestigious roles in any Grubuki play — the leading female role of Aggaei Makkie in the play "The Florastalk of Troll Edo" — for which the character, a commanding, fiercely loyal, and deeply passionate high-ranking courtesan, spurns a wealthy, but abusive highblood customer to protect her quadmate in one of the most famous monologues of scathing, acerbic, pitch-black venom ever recited in Grubuki theatre — the AKKUTTAI. It was for channeling this performance with such peerless vitriol that Uesugi Karkat became one of the most famous Onnagatas of the Troll Edo period. Naturally, the life of a Grubuki actor means constant pressure. Rehearsal, training, perfection of one's craft. Many onnagata of the time preferred to live their craft vicariously at all times, adopting a female persona through which to hone their "method" in everyday life. This was not the case for Uesugi Karkat, who shed his many-colored persona when off the stage to don nondescript gray robes whenever possible. Yet the constant pressure of life in a Grubuki theatre troupe and his ability to navigate it with grace made him both a leader among his fellow actors and something of a popular figure with the stagehands who he commiserated with in the wings. It was from these stagehands, many of whom were well-versed in the art of securing props with ropes, fastening theatrical rigging, and tying elaborate, functional knots, that the famed Onnagata would learn one final skill from the world of the theatre — one that would lead to his secret life as the NAWASHII. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee6014bb70e8.png #uesugikarkat
Got to get my case notes in order. I've just kind of been jotting them down on whatever paper is close hand and leaving it as a problem for Future me. I guess I have to... retrieve my paper pieces.
We're in talks to have him formally recognized as The Casanova. It's a gr8 title that's only ever used for the most am8itious of quadrant pursuers! Fortun8tely for us all, Karkat seems to 8e willing to 8ear the yoke of that responsi8ility. Everyone say thank you Karkat!!!!!!!!
Let's not get too h8sty here, I think there might 8e some room for you to 8acktrack and NOT sound like you're threatening my........ Fuck it, it's an open secret at this point, my 8oyfriend. Not a gr8 look to 8e pulling out a rifle when a guy's just saying his piece! Trust me, I know a lot a8out looking 8ad when someone's just speaking their mind. A loooooooot. Don't join me on the side of 8eing the evil version of yourself already!
Just saw a guy become a lotus flower. I didn't know you could do that.
i am!!! (|:D besides...all that HOPE YOU ARE TO!!!
karkat you gotta let it go man youre fighting battles no one has ever done before in here YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE
all im saying is evil you would love alternates and ive never met a normal you who didnt hate them.
Evil Droog does not care too much about people knowing their name.
why is everyone talking about an evil version of themselves??? i already have an evil version of me AND THEY SUCK!!!!! CANNOT RECOMMEND HAVING ONE WOULD LOVE IF I DIDNT!!! (| >:(
Diamonds Droog.
ok there we go diamonds droog (|:)
diamonds droo...wait a minute....
There's some FLARPish camp to the costuming in this film, at least. I appreciate the artifice of the sets, too. #PTO
Jake and Roxy are making me watch the Pervert of the Opera. ::::/
https://open.spotify.com/track/0oeEqyEAavgPfFxDYvjAP6?si=lR3aIjr0To23uAnGrQxkIA
APPAR8NTLY some dum8fuck copyright legislacer8tor on Earth-C let a certain white text weirdo get his muppety little mittens on the pat8nt for Magic 8 8alls!!!!!!!!
I'm pouting in the corner a8out a lot of things, Casper!!!!!!!! Lots of fucked irons in these fires.
Can't have anything on this 8itch of an Earth. ::::/
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CHALKBOX, DAY ONE. FIFTY-TWO-ISH KARKAT HOURS. I'VE SEEN A LOT OF BULLSHIT IN MY LIFE. A *LOT.* BULLSHIT OF SUCH A MYRIAD VARIETY THAT IF YOU WENT INTO A BULLSHIT PARLOR ADVERTISING EVERY FLAVOR OF BULLSHIT UNDER THE SUN, BULLSHIT NEAPOLITAN, BULLSHIT SPUMONI, BULLSHIT SORBET, BULLSHIT OF EVERY POSSIBLE QUALITY AND CONSISTENCY, AND THEN SERVED ME UP A TALL, HEAPING BULLSHIT CONE STACKED TO A HEIGHT THAT WOULD SEND EVEN TROLL SCOOBY-DOO INTO A FUCKING COMA, I WOULD SAMPLE EVERY SINGLE FLAVOR ON THAT MILE-HIGH BULLSHIT SUNDAE WITHOUT BATTING A FUCKING BULB. BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE. THIS. THIS IS THE FRESHEST BULLSHIT I'VE EVER TASTED. WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THIS. THIS IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY THE MOST PAN-MELTINGLY GARISH BLOCK IN AN ALREADY EYE-SEARING TORMENT NEXUS OF UGLY GREEN BLOCKS. WHY IS IT SO SMALL. WHY DOES THE FURNITURE LOOK LIKE IT'S FOR WIGGLERS OF RECENTLY DIVORCED LUSUSDADS. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS ON THE WALL. I CAN'T EVEN PARSE THIS SHIT WITH A FINE TOOTH HAIR DE-WRANGLER. NOBODY SHINE A FUCKING BLACK LIGHT IN HERE. I'M CHITTING THE PICTURE FOR POSTERITY. BECAUSE SEEING IS BELIEVING, AND I CAN BARELY BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING. BUT ALSO BECAUSE I'M GOING TO MOP THIS BULLSHIT RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF THE MOON. UPDATES WILL COME. GIVE ME TWO KARKAT HOURS. ACTUALLY, MAKE THAT FOUR. THE SHEER REPELLANT HIDEOUSNESS OF THIS RETCH-WORTHY FURNITURE IS PLAYING MY QUEASY INTERNAL CLOCK ON HALF-SPEED. I'M GETTING OLDER EVERY MOMENT I'M FORCED TO LOOK AT THE CHAIRS. THESE CHAIRS ARE MAKING ME OLD. ONWARD, TO WAR. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/388EDBE6A8DD.PNG
mE BrO, nIcE HaNgInG WiTh yOu aNd sWeEt yOu wOrRy aBoUt sHiT LiKe tHiS. cHiLlInG WiTh mOtHeRfUcKeRs mOrE ThAn eNoUgH, aLl tHoUgHtFuL AnD StUfF (o:
RE-FUCKING-CHITT
"OUTNUMBERED A MILLION TO ONE ALL OF THE DICKS IN THIS DICK TOWN CAN'T KEEP JOHNNY DOWN MEN PILED UP IN A TOWERING MOUND NONE OF THEM ONCE HAS FOUND A WAY TO KEEP JOHNNY DOWN." HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/19FAG1GI04IQ0NTKNINBIW?SI=00FF2156877545D2
On some level, I think I always understood That a ship could never really love an anchor So, I did the only thing that I could And severed the rope to set you sailing from my har8or https://open.spotify.com/track/7JLm1z8cu49xpXPO1TdZnG?si=94pWhdP9SoeqXv8DavCVFQ
I hope that our few remaining friends Give up on trying to save us I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot To piss off the dum8 few that forgave us I hope the fences we mended Fall down 8eneath their own weight And I hope we hang on past the last exit I hope it's already too late!!!!!!!! https://open.spotify.com/track/5cxnSTLzGD1t9xcdmJYFV8?si=W2MTZ0NvQS2vyvM4vQ5eFA
Fine, you know what, I can do that too!!!!!!!!
Stupid pointless nooksucking SHIT!!!!!!!!
I don't even need the good luck, 8ut hey, thanks.
Not the fucking lyrics, come on.
I can't 8elieve that everyone is going to make HER the victim when it's another FUCKING CASE OF NOT 8EING A8LE TO JUST COMMUNIC8TE.
gETT1NG OUT OF THE HOSP1TAL NOW AND, fEEL1NG GREAT BES1DES, tHE B1G CASTS ON MY LEGS WH1CH ARE VERY MUCH, 1N THE 1NCLUDED P1CTURE WH1CH, mY BUDDY @CAT1ON1CaGON1ST GRAC1OUSLY TOOK FOR ME THAT PROVES, hOW GOOD 1 AM FEEL1NG, HTTPS://CDN.1MGCHEST.COM/F1LES/384074174660.PNG ((SWAMP-LAND @ TUMBLR))
https://open.spotify.com/track/7yXi88AYi4to5oQTeO738f?si=9d515f96238d4523
Cupe is for suckers, I'm 8asically fully converted to sleeping on a comfort sla8 at this point. Yeah, sure, there's something to 8e said for w8king and leaving the slime, 8ut I'm 8usy! It's MUCH more simple this way.
I get the feeling folks would cozy up to you and not the Felt if you died. Painfully.
Moral of the story. Stop listening to Scratch. Stop working for him. Stop cozying up to the felt. I'm going to go have a girl's night with Snow now.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. LONG TIME, NO CHITT. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME *AGGRAVATING* DEVELOPMENTS IN MY CAREER AS A PLATFORM USER, AS A CREATOR, AND ABOVE ALL, AS ONE OF THE UNLUCKY JACKOFFS STILL UNACCOUNTABLY FORCED TO EXIST IN A PLACE AND TIME WITHIN A MULTIVERSAL CONTINUITY OF ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS FUCKRUMPUS PARADOX CHICANERY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY TRYING AND FAILING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THESE DEVELOPMENTS, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN AROUND TO PROVIDE AN UPDATE. I'M GOING TO DO THAT NOW. SO DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF, BECAUSE I WON'T. I'LL JUST PULL UP THIS CHITT, SEIZE YOU VIOLENTLY BY THE HEAD, AND SHOVE YOUR BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS AGAINST THE SCREEN UNTIL THE AMBIENT HEAT COOKS THEM LIKE EGGS. READ, SHITSPONGE. READ THIS AND GET OFF MY DORSAL RIDGE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE WHOLE. FUCKING. SCOOP. STARTING WITH THE BIG ONE. I WORK FOR THE FELT, NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I CAN HEAR THE QUESTION AT THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR THOUGHTSPONGE DOING BACKFLIPS, FRONTFLIPS, CARTWHEELS, AND ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTES. "KARKAT, WHAT KIND OF TURBO-CHARGED JUJU-FLAVORED CRACK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? DIDN'T YOU SPEND YOUR ENTIRE SESSION FIGHTING THIS JOLLY GREEN MANLET AND HIS BUMBLING CADRE OF BUMBLING ASS-BURGLARS? WHAT IN THE FRESH, FULMINATING *FUCK* MADE YOU SIGN A CONTRACT WITH *THESE* LOONEYBLOCK TIME BANDITS?" THE SHORT ANSWER? THE MIME MADE ME DO IT. LITERALLY. MY SPONGE STILL HURTS FROM WHERE HE SHOVED HIS PRONG IN IT LIKE A GLOVE AND MADE ME TYPE UP THAT APPLICATION. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAN IS HERE, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET *ANYTHING* THAT HE'S GOT ONE. SO YES. AGAINST MY WILL. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT. AGAINST A THOUSAND ETERNITIES OF BALEFUL, ENDLESS SUFFERING, I HAVE A NEW NINE TO FIVE. AND WITH IT, A NEW TITLE. ONE WHICH I AM *OBLIGATED* TO USE IN OFFICIAL CAPACITY, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME "CHALKBOX" WHILE I'M OFF THE CLOCK, I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY. FUCK YOU, KURLOZ. FUCK YOU, SCRATCH. AND MOST OF ALL, COMING IN HARD WITH THE FUCK YOU X3 COMBO, IT'S A WHOPPING FIVE-SCOOP, CHOCOLATE-DRIZZLED FUCK YOU SUNDAE FESTOONED WITH OBLONG BUNCHFRUIT, WHIPPED CREAM, SPRINKLES, AND A CHERRY-RED MIDDLE FINGER ON TOP FOR MR. MALDING GREEN MANLET HIMSELF. I'M WEARING THE BADGE OUT OF SPITE. I AM CLOCKING IN FOR THE LONGEST DAY AT THE LONG DAY FACTORY I HAVE EVER WORKED. AND IF I EVER MANAGE TO CLOCK OUT, THERE WILL BE *HELL* TO PAY. ANYWAYS. I HAVE TO GO MOP UP A NASTY, REEKING PUDDLE OF NON-NEWTONIAN ECTO-PHLEGM, OR SOMETHING. HERE'S A PICTURE FOR THE ALGORITHM. THIS IS THE CHALKBOX, SAYING, "GO BRING THAT PILE OF DIRTY CUPS AND PLATES IN YOUR RESPITEBLOCK TO THE SINK, YOU FILTHY, WALLOWING SLOBHOGS." HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/67CB4DD16DFF.JPG
When I'm meeting a potential client in the dead of night and she pulls out her cigarette holder and a lighter: https://media.tenor.com/rCF5e02X8uwAAAAM/jamiroquai-grab.gif
damb lol youll gettem next time buddy (|:D
sorry I couldn't stay to finish, it was so fun though !!
something something (turn around) top 10 funniest songs genuinely
Diamonds Droog.
YOU PUT DOWN. ONE PATHETIC YAPPING MUTANT. AND SUDDENLY. "OHHH. HE'S IMPORTANT TO THE #ALPHATIMELINE." LIKE HE DIDN'T ENTIRELY DESERVE IT. FOR DISPARAGING MY #ALPHABITCH ABILITIES. STUPID FUCK. TAKE YOUR #UNDO AND BEGONE.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「He had it coming, He had it coming, He only had himself to blame, If you had been there, I bet you would have done the same. #lyricposting」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「He loves me so, That funny honey of mine. #lyricposting」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Chicago. Lovely film. I will be lyricposting.」
Thinking of throwing away my entire career prospects and all reputation I've gained in order to do menial work for a short green-skulled loud guy.
#inthere THANK YOU FOR BEING A GREAT HOST TONIGHT (|:)
today really was a GREAT DAY #inthere
I still can't 8elieve Karkat took my door like some kind of angry fundamentalist human lusus. Classic Karkat!!!!!!!!
Truly one of the biggest practical jokes played on trollkind. It is hilarious to think people are still falling for it to this day.
I agree wholeheartedly.
I'm going to receive some flack for ranking redpop so lowly, but when you've had it as many times as... ... ... Anyway.
Very well. So we are talking about it on feed. Excluding the non-carbonated Ohana line for what I hope are obvious reasons. --------- S --------- Rock & Rye. Creme Soda. Vanilla Creme Soda. Root Beer. Cotton Candy. Candy Apple. Bubble Pop. Super Pop. Firework. 60/40. It's 60-lime-40-grapefruit, to crack THAT caper. Dreamin. --------- A --------- Moon Mist Blue. Arctic Sun. Fruit Punch. Gold. --------- B --------- Grape. Jolly Green Apple. Black Cherry. Jazzin' Blues Berry. (You cannot taste the jazz. The berry is inoffensive.) Orange. Peach. Raspberry Blueberry. Pineapple. Pineapple Orange. Pineapple Watermelon. --------- C --------- Classic Redpop. Cola. Cherry Cola. Moon Mist classic. Twist. Ginger Ale. Dr. Faygo. --------- D --------- Tonic. Club Soda.
I Must Admit This Misnomer Crossed My Mind While I Was Questionably Enjoying The Experience In Partaking Of A Human Soda Yesterday And Worried Someone May Have Gotten The Wrong Idea
@carcinoGeneticist#4881 I'm sorry, okay???????? I'll m8ke sure to meticulously reheat that pie you got for me, slide it onto a silver platter, and figure out a way to wedge said platter 8etween my horns 8efore la8oriously crawling on hand and nu8 up to your fucking LAIR of a respite8lock and groveling, STILL PIZZA PANNED, MIND YOU, for your forgiveness! It was completely and utterly monstrous of me to go sample it right after you said I should keep my thieving claws off it, and I should have!!!!!!!! You're right. You just made it sound really good and I wanted to try it. So I'm sorry, okay?
I’M NOT KILLING PEOPLE. I’M KILLING BOYS. JENNIFER’S BODY. A CLASSIC TEEN DRAMA THRILLER THAT WAS THE PERFECT WAY TO GET MYSELF NICE AND ACCLIMATED TO THE MURKY, SCUM-COVERED POOL WATER IN THE YMCA OF HORROR. THE TILE IS SLIMY AND IT SMELLS LIKE MILDEW IN HERE, BUT FUCK, I GUESS I’M GOING IN ANYWAY. I CAN’T BELIEVE I MANAGED TO— *DECIDED* TO— WATCH VIVARIUM FIRST, GIVEN THAT THE LEVEL OF “TERROR AND DREAD” IN THIS FILM WAS HARDLY WHAT IT WAS FOR THAT ONE. PERHAPS I DUNKED MY HEAD IN FIRST INTO THAT DREADFUL EXISTENTIAL BLACKNESS INSTEAD OF WALKING DOWN THE STEPS HOLDING THE RAILING AND MAYBE DONNING A SWIM CAP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. IF ONLY I KNEW THAT JENNIFER’S BODY WOULD MAKE ME FEEL, STRANGELY, A SIMILAR EMPTY ACHE. IT STARTS SIMPLE ENOUGH; JENNIFER AND NEEDY ARE TWO EARTH HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WHO ARE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. I COULD SEE THEM AS PALE, BUT THAT’S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. NEEDY IS THIS HUGE DWEEB THAT EVERYONE IS ALWAYS QUESTIONING ABOUT HOW SOMEBODY LIKE JENNIFER— THE PRETTY CHEERLEADER— EVEN ACTUALLY LIKES HER. IT’S CLEAR THAT THE TWO HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME, AND HAVE AN ESTABLISHED BOND. THEY DECIDE ONE NIGHT TO GO OUT TO THIS LOCAL BAR (OR RATHER, JENNIFER CONVINCES NEEDY TO ABANDON HER SHITRINSER OF A MATESPRIT) TO SEE A ROCK BAND THAT’S PASSING THROUGH DEVIL’S KETTLE. THINGS GO WAY SOUTH WAY QUICK. THE BAR, DUE TO AN ACCIDENT OF SOME ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT GOING HAYWIRE, GOES UP IN FLAMES. IT’S A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHITFEST, NATURALLY, EVERYBODY SCREAMING AND CRYING AND BURNING AS YOU WOULD DO IF YOU WERE CAUGHT IN A BURNING BUILDING. CLASSIC. JENNIFER IS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY THAT VERY GROUP OF MEN WHEN THEY ASK HER IF SHE AND NEEDY WANT TO COME WITH THEM TO THEIR *TOTALLY AWESOME AND NOT CREEPY* ROCKER SCUTTLEBUGGY. NEEDY SAYS NO, BEGS FOR JENNIFER NOT TO FOLLOW, BUT BECAUSE SHE’S IN SHOCK FROM THE SHIT THAT JUST HAPPENED, SHE GOES WITHOUT PROTEST. AND THIS IS HOW JENNIFER ENDS UP BEING CHOSEN AS A “VIRGIN SACRIFICE” FOR A DEMONIC RITUAL ENACTED BY THE MEN FOR THE PURPOSES OF EVERLASTING FAME AND FORTUNE. I’M NOT SUPER FAMILIAR WITH THE HUMAN SIGNIFICANCE OF VIRGINITY, SO I HAD TO LOOK IT UP, AND WHAT A WEIRD PILE OF MISOGYNISTIC GARBAGE, FIRST OF ALL. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES FOR PERPETUATING SUCH A NOTION THAT HONESTLY FEELS PREDATORY AND FUCKING EVIL. I DIGRESS. BUT GET THIS! THIS IS WHERE SHIT HITS THE BREEZE BLENDER. THE RITUAL GOES INCORRECTLY, BECAUSE JENNIFER ISN’T A VIRGIN OR WHATEVER. BECAUSE OF THAT, THE DEMON THAT THE BAND WAS TRYING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ATTACHES ITSELF TO HER INSTEAD, RESURRECTING HER AND MAKING A HOME ALONGSIDE HER SOUL. THIS GIVES HER AN INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR BLOOD AND VISCERA, WHICH DRIVES HER TO SEDUCE AND SUBSEQENTLY FEED OFF OF THE LIVING, STARTING WITH THE GROUP WHO PUT HER IN THIS POSITION IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT SEEMS THAT WHILE SHE CAN’T CONTROL HER URGES TO FEED, SHE CAN CONTROL *WHO* SHE FEEDS ON, WHICH IS LUCKY FOR NEEDY, BECAUSE SHE REALLY COULD HAVE BEEN IN SOME HOT WATER WHEN JENNIFER SHOWED UP IN HER HOUSE COVERED IN BLOOD AND BILE HUNGRY AS FUCK AND ATE HER MOM’S ROTISSERIE CLUCKBEAST OUT OF THE THERMAL HULL. SO THE KILLINGS CONTINUE, AND NEEDY IS TRYING TO FIND A REASON FOR ALL OF THIS INSANE HORSESHIT BECAUSE SHE STILL DOESN’T QUITE GET THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THE BEHAVIOR OF HER FRIEND AND THE MISSING BOYS THAT HAVE CROPPED UP TORN TO BITS IN THE DAYS AFTER. SOMEHOW. EVEN WHEN JENNIFER VISITS HER AT HOME AND SHOWS HER FLESH— HER TONGUE, TO BE EXACT— IS IMMUNE TO INJURY. IT ONLY CLICKS SHE VISITS THE SCHOOL LIBRARY AND LEARNS ABOUT HUMAN OCCULT RITUALS AND REALIZES THAT JENNIFER IS POSSESSED. IT CULMINATES, WHEN, ON THE NIGHT OF THE DANCE, NEEDY FINDS HERSELF ABANDONED BY HER CHIP AND REALIZES THAT JENNIFER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR LEADING HIM ASTRAY. NEEDY FINDS HER IN AN ABANDONED POOL HOUSE WITH HER MATESPRIT HALF-ALIVE, AND THEY HAVE A SHOWDOWN, WHICH LEAVES NEEDY ALIVE WITH A FEW SCRATCHES AND CHIP DEAD. NEEDY HUNTS JENNIFER DOWN THAT NIGHT, AND KILLS HER IN HER CHILDHOOD BEDROOM. THIS IS WHAT LANDS NEEDY IN PRISON, WHICH IS WHERE THE STORY STARTED US OFF. THE ACTUAL UNDERLYING NARRATIVE OF JENNIFER’S BODY, IF YOU’RE PAYING ATTENTION (I.E. IF YOU HAVE A PULSE AND ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A FART NIBLET LOLLING ABOUT ON YOUR LOBE STEM) IS REALLY… SAD. THE USE OF SEDUCTION TO ENTRAP THE UNSUSPECTING HAMBEASTS THAT FALL INTO HER CLUTCHES IS A VERY, *VERY* INTENTIONAL PLOT DEVICE. THE WHOLE REASON SHE’S EVEN IN THIS POSITION IS NOT OF HER OWN VOLITION; SHE WAS TRAUMATIZED FROM A BAR FIRE AND THEN ROUNDED UP BY A GROUP OF PREDATORS WHO WANTED TO USE HER *BODY* FOR A RITUAL THAT ENDED UP GOING HAYWIRE. SEE? EVEN DOWN TO THE TITLE. I FEEL LIKE I’M CONNECTING SOME DOTS HERE FOR YOU HOPEFULLY. IT’S ONLY BECAUSE OF THEIR CHOICES THAT SHE’S NOW STRUNG UP WITH A CURSE THAT SHE CAN NEVER QUELL. A POSSESSION THAT SHE CAN’T CONQUER, LEST SOMEBODY FREE HER FROM IT. WHICH LEADS ME TO NEEDY. THE RELATIONSHIP THAT NEEDY AND JENNIFER MAINTAIN IS ALSO OF INTEREST TO ME. I’VE INTENTIONALLY SKIPPED A FEW PIECES OF THE SYNOPSIS TO COME BACK TO THIS EXPLANATION HERE. THERE’S THIS SWEEPING UNDERCURRENT OF INNATE CONNECTION THAT THE TWO OF THEM HAVE HISTORICALLY SHARED. THE WATCHER IS PRIVY TO SOME FLASHBACKS ABOUT THEIR LIFE WHEN THEY WERE WIGGLERS, AND INCLINATIONS TO THEIR FRIENDSHIP UP TO NOW. THERE’S NO DENYING THAT THEY’RE BONDED LIKE I SAID BEFORE, BUT HOW DEEP DOES IT REALLY GO? THE STORY DOESN’T SPELL IT OUT, BUT WE CAN HYPOTHESIZE. THE FIRST SCENE I’LL GIVE MENTION TO IS WHEN NEEDY AND CHIP ARE DOING A HUMAN MATING RITUAL, AND JENNIFER IS ABOUT TO TEAR COLIN, THAT SAD EMO KID, APART TO EAT HIM. WE GET A DISTURBING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN CHIP AND NEEDY DOING WHATEVER THEY’RE DOING (AND GOD, DOES IT LOOK DRY) AND JENNIFER TEARING COLIN LIMB FROM LIMB. WHILE THIS HAPPENS, NEEDY HALLUCINATES BLOOD DRIPPING FROM THE CEILING AND SHE FLIPS HER EVERLOVING SHIT. THAT EVENING, WHEN NEEDY IS SAFE AND SOUND IN BED, JENNIFER SNEAKS IN AND PROCEEDS TO SEDUCE HER. AND DON’T GET ME WRONG, I THINK THIS PART WAS LIKELY A BIT OF A GRAB FOR THE AUDIENCE WHO WANT TO DROOL AT TWO HOT HUMAN GIRLS SWAPPING SPIT, BUT I ALSO THINK THAT JENNIFER WAS TRYING TO SHOW NEEDY HER ABILITIES IN AN ATTEMPT AT… CAMARADERIE? WARNING SIGNAL? IT WASN’T WITH THE INTENT TO EAT HER LIKE ALL THE OTHERS, THAT’S FOR SURE. AND IT’S AT THIS POINT THAT WE LEARN WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO JENNIFER THE NIGHT OF THE FIRE, WHICH TINGES THIS WHOLE SCENE BLUE FOR ME. JENNIFER IS *SAD*. SHE HERSELF WAS KILLED, RIPPED APART, FLAYED OPEN, AND SO IT FUCKING SERVES THEM ALL RIGHT THAT THE DEMON THAT OVERTOOK HER IS HELPING HER ENACT REVENGE. AND THIS, FURTHERMORE, IS WHY SHE REPEATEDLY SPARES NEEDY, TIME AFTER TIME. JENNIFER DOESN’T EVEN WANT TO HURT ANYONE, BUT *ESPECIALLY* NOT THE ONE PERSON IN HER LIFE THAT SEEMS TO TRULY LOVE AND UNDERSTAND HER DEEPER THAN SUPERFICIALLY. THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF PITY CONNECTION THAT CAN’T EVEN BE SEVERED BY A DEMONIC PRESENCE. DAMN, WISH I HAD SOMEBODY LIKE THAT. WHO TYPED THAT LAST SENTENCE. MOVING ON. THE FINAL SCENE WITH JENNIFER PRESENT IS THE OTHER IMPORTANT PIECE OF THE PUZZLE. NEEDY HUNTS HER DOWN AFTER SHE KILLS CHIP, AND THE TWO HAVE A BRAWL IN JENNIFER’S BEDROOM. IT ENDS WHEN NEEDY DISARMS HER BY BREAKING HER “BFF” NECKLACE, AND IT IS THIS ACTION THAT HELPS NEEDY TAKE THAT FINAL SWING AND STAB HER IN THE HEART. THE TWO OF THEM HAVE THIS, DARE I SAY, TENDER MOMENT AS JENNIFER TAKES HER LAST BREATHS. AS SHE EXHALES FOR THE LAST TIME, HER PALLOR RETURNS TO WHAT IT ONCE WAS, AS IF THE DEMON WERE FINALLY PROPERLY EXORCISED. IT’S A MERCY KILLING AS MUCH AS IT IS AN AVENGEMENT. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. AND STILL, THAT FEELING LINGERS. JENNIFER WAS A GIRL THAT ULTIMATELY, DESERVED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT HAPPENED TO HER. AND SHE FUCKING DIED FOR IT ANYWAY. THEN, NEEDY, HER BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD, CONTINUES HER LEGACY AND REVENGE SPREE, IF ONLY TO RESPECT THE MEMORY OF HER DEAREST FRIEND. NEEDY IS PULLED INTO THE WAVES TOO. THE RIPPLE EFFECT IS BIGGER THAN JUST JENNIFER. IF THAT’S NOT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE THING YOU’VE EVER WATCHED OR HEARD, YOU NEED YOUR GANDERBULBS AND AURALDUCTS CHECKED. YES, IT’S CAMPY AND A BIT KETCHUP-BLOODY. YES, IT USES LANGUAGE THAT 6 YEAR OLD ME WOULD HAVE USED AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY BEAT PAST KARKAT UP FOR LATER. IT’S OBVIOUSLY OF ITS TIME, AND THERE’S NOTHING THAT WILL CHANGE THAT. HOWEVER. NON OF THAT NEGATES THE FACT THAT THIS IS A NARRATIVE ABOUT ONE’S CHOICES AND HOW THEY CAN DESTROY ANOTHER’S LIFE. AND MORE SPECIFICALLY, HOW MEN’S DELIBERATE DECISIONS CAN AFFECT WOMEN. IT’S HUGELY ALLEGORICAL FOR THE WAY MANY SOCIETIES OPERATE NOW, WHETHER IT’S MISOGYNY OR CASTEISM OR WHATEVER OTHER PIECE OF SOCIOLOGICAL CONCEPT YOU WANT TO PUT THE LENS ON IT WITH. I THINK THIS FILM GETS A DISTORTED AND UNEARNED PERSPECTIVE PLACED ON IT BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST AREN’T PAYING ATTENTION. FOUR STARS. KILL MORE BOYS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/7AFCA7A64B23.JPEG #BLOOD #SUGGESTIVE MAYBE
Doubtful But Alright Im Not Sure I Even Want To Imagine The Sheer Amount Of Sodium Youve Committed Yourself To Ingesting As Of Late Instead I Think I Should Bring You Over A Spiralized Zucchini Bake Later
ヾ(・∀・*)ゝ Yes! I shall! Thank you, Karkat!
>([nobody in da world da galaxy da universe or da multiverse doin it like you]
And you've got my respect too, Vantas. But I'm a New Yorker. Some things simply cannot go by unremarked upon.
Re: last rechitt. Excellent form and prose. And he's right, Chicago Deep-Dish fucks severely. That's not a fucking pizza. I'll kill you.
:o) okay brother.
UwU
かわいい羊のようなフード付きのふわふわのケープを、裸の体に直接羽織るつもり。服の紐をほどき、床に落として。チョークを使って、私たちの2人のエロ漫画を描いてみるよ。それから、アジアの龍がいかに強大で力強い存在かをお見せしてから、あなたを使ってアタシの口唇固着を満たしてやる。
It's 0kay, I appreciate the c0ncern regardless 0u0
Frittata For Dinner Again Tonight Kanaya Come On Its Like Were Not Even Trying Anymore
This Is Probably The Least Pleasant Piece Of Paper Ive Ever Scrawled My Signature On But We Do What We Must I Suppose #PostingVaguely
I have been engaged in a week-long campaign of psychological battle against a trained enemy, and while we were at a standstill for a while, I have finally emerged victorious. I now own good curtains.
concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)
#megidomay day 16 start digging a hole! tomorrow #megidomay day 17 you will all be #postinghole (tags: #megidomay, the biggest might get a prize, 0u0, archive rating: G)
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/DG921KCS/HOLE.GIF #MEGIDOMAY #HOLE #POSTINGHOLE. IN HONOR OF @ARCHIVEADDICT. I DID SOME CHAOS ON BEFORUS. INSTEAD OF STAYING IN MY USUAL LANE. WON'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN. THERE IS SUCH A THING AS "TOO EASY." AND THAT'S COMING FROM ME.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60cf30ce75ce.gif #megidomay
diamonds droog
Diamonds Droog.
FOR ONCE IN ALL OF MY SWEEPS, I’M SPEECHLESS.
FROM ME AND THE #ABMC #MUSICPARTY CLUB TO ALL OF YOU, I SAY ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING. #YEARNING.
Were I to sit here and "psychoanalyze" (an almost entirely inaccurate term for this, by the way. Don't let your psychology be limited to Freud.) the style with which I choose to render myself, I would likely draw some sort of metaphor about light that casts a shadow, or the light that burns so brightly it scorches the features from my body. I struggle to see myself as a fully realized person lately, feeling as if I am in the midst of a metamorphosis wherein I am losing my humanity and becoming nothing more than an image burned into the wall behind me. Or, if we didn't want to take the psychological route: I think it looks neat and I can't draw the other eye.
THE DROOLING HORDES OF PAN-DEAD, CONTENTSLOP "FEMBOY" SLOBBERMONKEYS COULD NEVER HOPE TO GRASP THE PURE AND IMMACULATE BEAUTY OF A GENUINE, DIGNIFIED, SHIT-YOU-NOT *PRETTYBOY.* SOME OF YOU SODDEN, TASTELESS SCATPANS COULDN'T TELL CHIAROSCURO FROM CLUCKBEAST GIBLETS AND IT SHOWS. YOU DON'T DESERVE THE SUBLIME. FUCK OFF. YOU HAVE A SHOUTGASH TO BE BREATHING THROUGH. GO STUFF IT WITH SOMETHING MORE YOUR SPEED. THE LANDFILL IS THREE HEXES DOWN. #VAGUECHITTING #NOCONTEXT #IAMONA #FLUSHEDRAMPAGE #THELIKESOFWHICH #YOUCANNOTFATHOM #ANDIDONOTCARE #WHOKNOWSIT
@AENEASCALDARIUM CRONUS!!!! I LEAVE FOR ONE SECOND AND I SUDDENLY FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE MISOGYNISTIC?!?!?! I GAVE YOU THE HONOR OF MAKING OUT WITH ME IN A DENNY'S PARKING LOT AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT WOMEN?????? THIS IS SO BAD FOR MY BRAND!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT BE KNOWN AS, WHAT THE INTERNET REFERS TO, A BIRD!!!! OR A PICK ME!!!!!
Im Sorry Karkat And If It Helps At All Im Here For You If You Need Me
how can i be surrounded by so many wonderful people (both in my universe AND on here!) and still feel lonely? :( #vagueposting
A slight delay in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. #totaldramaisland #tdi @starPower Our beloved host has been BRUTALLY MAIMED in an assassination attempt by some bad actors gunning (quite literally, hoo!) for this production's downfall. Not even this charming dreamboat's namesake sponsored hairspray could shield his dome from a spray of nefarious projectiles. Chryss was healed posthaste, obviously, but like the bonafide Trollywood whiner he is, his contract of employment came with AMPLE allowance for time away from set in the case of his grievous injury. So we'll just be fine-tuning the sets and challenges in the meantime. Stay tuned!
https://i.postimg.cc/JzQ7Yn9M/Untitled302-20260512030033.png @goldenGigabyte You may not be a fictional character, but I decided to draw fanart of you anyway.
Such sweet things, those Harleys.
I should not judge. Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I should.
GOD FUCKING REAL THOUGH! You'd think there'd be even a MODICUM of yearning on the screen but no! Just quips! Quips for days!
do whatever you need to to be comfy!!! theres no shame in sopor <3 actually i tried it myself recently! it is... interesting but i dont think id use it all the time!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა yippie! binkii⁀is⁀glad⁀you⁀enjoy⁀the⁀sandwich! how⁀joyous!
アタシになりたいの？ アタシを理解できないなら、アタシになることはできない。 さらに言えば、アタシにヤレないなら、なおさらなれない。
And the good Lord (rest his soul) said arise, my brother. #BoysNight https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/18766a5844c1.png @caligulasAquarium @terminallyCapricious#2753 @gutsyGumshoe @technicallyTimaeus @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
Excuse me! This is my corner of cereal enjoyment. ꫂ❁lease mind your business. ❣︎
enjoy your tea!!! rose always does such an amazing job with it <3
...your eyes have been pried open, like in that movie, a clockwork orange. the room is filled with bright lights. you must make your way to the other end of the maze while avoiding the spotlight. if you do not make it in time, a sound will play at a frequency that causes your head to explode." (#violence)
CONCUR WITH CO-COUNSEL! i also like reading on public transportation
what if im not young at all what if im lifetimes old and i still dont...
Like this post and I'll tell you if there's an iteration of your person on this platform I like more than you. Frankly, this ought to be a slam dunk for some of you.
sHoUlD I MaKe tHiS CuTe mOtHeR FuCkEr sIt tHeIr aSs dOwN On tHe hOrN PiLe? Or tHe uNiCyClE PiLe? PrOs oF ThE HoRn pIlE Is i tHiNk iT'S FuNnY ThE WaY ThIs sHiT HoNkS WhEn hE DoN'T ExPeCt iT. pRoS Of tHe uNiCyClE PiLe iS ItS MoThEr fUcKiNg iMpOsSiBlE To gEt yOuR AsS In tHe wItHoUt gEtTiNg sTaBbEd oR BoNkEd oN ThE HeAd wItH WhEeLs wHiCh iS AlSo a lAuGh.
POINT OF ORDER! & me
personally i think right now would be a great time to start begging for my fat girlbulge :D #nsfw
well you know im always happy to talk!! <3
}:D
oNe oF ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg cRoCkEr cOrP PaPaRaZzI WoRmS ToOk a pIcTuRe oF Us wHeN I WaS WaLkInG OuT ThRoUgH ThE FrOnT DoOr. GuEsS ThIs iS WhY I AlWaYs tAkE ThE BaCk. BuT HeY ThIs pIcTuRe aIn't sO BaD. i tHiNk a mOtHeR FuCkEr lOoKs pReTtY GoOd hErE. hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/69F8Ac9f8f00.pNg
That's his entire fucking thing
Robots are rather fascinating—quiet marvels of design and intent, shaped into motion by careful thought and circuitry.
so, how do i look? ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52bda80fa781.png
look as u i also find their existence v perplexin liek damn whod taek their time of day 2 make those beauties but im not one 2 question tha whimsy of the universe when its presented 2 me in such wonderful n terribly compressed way yk
thank u karkat i apprecitate it
(CASE MENTIONED!!!!!!!)
\ exaaactly! n0t that hard t0 m0ve t0 f1legarden 0r s0meth1ng /
i am so effing tired :( #HadTheCloneNightmareAgain
KARKAT STICKS HIS FINGERS uP HIS OWN ASS. AND SNIFFS AFTER EVERY FART.
awwwwww thank you karkat! <3
⋆˚🐾˖°TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU°˖🐾˚⋆
Hahahahaha!!! II believe you. :)
sometimes you wake up in heat and find there's a bunch of hot people also being horny on here so you just gotta goon the morning away a bit!! remember, all forms of self care are important! especially is your self is throbbing and dripping with pre cum! :D #nsfw
Having a good convers8tion with an old friend is like finding the perfect har8or in the most 8rutal of Alternian storms. #vagueposting
(i was so happy when i saw you do that karkat!) (i told you she wouldnt mind!)
hehehehehehe youre one of my closest friends too karkat i hope we can make spend some more time together in the future
i GOT A WISH GRANTED, aND EVERYTHING, eHE,
My gay husband. My disco ball and chain, if you will.
tHE GAY COMMUNITY, hAS FORGIVEN jANE cROCKER,
im glad youre having fun :)
ANYWAY. The real dealie this go around. Worst to best. A ranking of the first several Jane Crocker Creator Music Video edits I can find online after a shallow, perfunctory skim: 6.) DANGEROUS WOMAN by ARIANA GRANDE - Worst one. This song was so misplaced it actually scored a chuckle out of me. I GUESS I could find some flattery in the association, but neither the lyrics nor the energy of the instrumental feel all that synchronized with who I am as a person. 5.) HIP TO BE SQUARE by HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS - I get it already. The yuppie jokes. The American Psycho. It's me, allegedly. Barring the cinematic comparisons, I disagree with the sense of complacency in Huey's lines as he's tamped down into the constraints of working class society. Do I LOOK like a middle management salaryman with mustard on his tie? It's not even remotely the same thing. 4.) ALL EYES ON ME by OR3O - It's my impression that this is some fansong for a piece of media with which I'm unfamiliar. I don't really get how it applies to me. I like the electroswing. It's fine. 3.) USING YOU by MARS ARGO - Admittedly a song I already enjoy and listen to in my leisuretime. Not even a dynamic which I would disown, but I refuse to dignify WHICH Creator the original poster designated "my boy." :| 2.) STILL ALIVE by GLaDOS, I guess? - NOW into the meat of the stuff. I can absolutely see how we arrived to this juncture. The piece is as charming now as it was in 2007. She is just so smarmy. <3 1.) JANE! by THE LONG FACES - ... No notes. I like it. Her Life's work WAS in fact dirtied by the fools who adore her.
430lbs, new PB. Rock hard and ready for the #AlphaBoat. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d73af87eabf.png #nsfw (mild)
concept: the sheer eroticism of fisticuffs making sweaty bloody contact with another body spit flying as that surge of adrenaline rushes through the both of them writhing with tangled limbs nose to nose grunting and groaning as they trade pins training for it the safe word is three hard taps (tags: im not really sure, #rankworks, chute training mention, #violence, #nsfw, wrestlefic, exhibitionism in the form of a crowd, quads unmentioned, archive rating: M)
#JaneDirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fa0ec0d50a57.jpg
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Finally, someone gets it. This is the subversive full-circle schlock everyone has been waiting for. A woman... wait for it... drumroll... and a man.
Maybe the real yaoi was the heterosexuality we found along the way.
It's daring. It's subversive. We are sitting our fat keisters on a nuclear meltdown quantity of potential, here. Entirely unrealized.
yay thank you karkat :D
oh let me dm it to you :)
hahaha! what a funny day to join this website! dont overdo it anyone or ill be paying you a visit! or better yet! do overdo it! #substances
if this were a real war i would end it by slaughtering whichever side her imperious condescension told me to <3
gooning crazy style rn :P #nsfw
We're two sides of t)(e same caeger t)(en! W)(ile you sea t)(e more serious sides of t)(ings, I can balance wit)( t)(e lig)(ter side! 38)
One like and I'll throw rocks through Equius's windows until he fixes our desalin8or. #wheresmyfuckingwater
amusin to t)(ink aboat )(ow u guys get lil wiggler bass crus)(es on eac)(otter snrk
sorta goofy w)(en peeps act all proud sayin t)(ey made me mad n im be)(ind da screen laug)(in
ur ocray buoy
lotta u wear reely ugly fits 3B-/
there's only so much time in the day to get pizza for breakfast. if you miss the window you're liable to have it for brunch. if you REALLY miss it, then you're only limited to dinner pizza.
good on ya nubs 38)
Im Not Married
It Would Be Impertinent Of Me To Delve Into Specifics But To Put It Broadly Things Are Going To Be More Okay Than You May Expect Them To Be Karkat In A Few Sweeps There Will Be Much Less To Worry About
AMA. http://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b23a98a6532.png
nice
alright casanovas lets wrap it up chop chop
that sounds like a nightmare 38/ good luck nubs you gonna figure this human livin shit out
awww you makin me blush buoy. gotta be reel the state of bein im in is technically pretty dubious and varies depenfin on the situation but easiest way to say it is yeah im bubblebound. i dont mind it eelmao. lookin forward to hangin out too 38) go rest that head a yours you gonna need a good recharge for all the shout typin you gonna do
√(Happens to the best of us, king. #mydynamics)²
today im thinking about a fuschia blood prince and his indigo knight bodyguard and protector unable to pursue quads due to the taboo and questions it would raise, the knight stands at the princes bedside watching over him to protect him from any evil doer that may come to harm his prince just doing his duty while the prince pleasures himself and keeps eye contact with his knight, out in the open for the knight with such incredible restraint to drink in every inch of his prince as he plays with his own royal body "spill for me lad" the knight chokes out as the end comes near, not moving from his post at the princes bedside (tags: Prince/Knight, #nsfw, caste difference, this would be a good full fic, i wish i was a prince, but i would be a lowly serf, a stupid pathetic maid, hh, flushfic, pining redrom, no touching, exhibitionism, voyuerism, archive rating: E)
the spirits are quite loud today would you mind showing me a song youve been listening to a lot recently? 0v0"
OOC // UPDATED PINNED POST Jane Crocker. Earth-C. Details below. https://gutsygumshoe-chittr.carrd.co/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0d6b970c1f1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b068a46fc3d1.png
hmmmm ill have to check my schedule... okay! yes i can absolutely do that
oooh! haha yes i guess that is sort of ironic in retrospect! but i think it is a good kind of ironic
i B—E—EN on )(ere buoy. but yea alternia ruled