Karkat Vantas
@carcinoGeneticist
SURVIVOR OF SGRUB / EARTH-C SQUATTER / BASICALLY JUST GOT HERE SO 'CAUSAL SPOILERS' ARE APPRECIATED THANKS.
OKAY WHEN I WAS ON HERE EARLIER I WAS KIND OF GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT IN THE FORM OF AN OVERWHELMING NEW WORLD THAT I HAVE TO LIVE ON BUT NOW WE'RE FAST FORWARDING IT AND I HAVE A COUPLE OF MINUTES BEFORE WE CLOCK BACK IN AS GOD LARPERS TO I GUESS MAKE SOME APOLOGIES CONSIDERING PAST ME WAS A RAGING DOUCHEBAG. I'M NOT SORRY FOR THE SHIT THAT I SAID TO SOME OF YOU- THOSE ARE OPINIONS I HOLD THAT A LOT OF YOU ARE VERY FUCKING WEIRD AND ALSO FRIGHTEN ME IMMENSELY. *HOWEVER*, I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO ON A SCREED ABOUT IT ON YOUR PERSONAL PAGES OR MAYBE MAKE A LITTLE DOG GIRL CRY? THAT ONE FELT PRETTY BAD EVEN IF THE IDEA OF BEING HER HUMAN DAD MADE ME WANT TO FLAY MY OWN SKIN OFF. SO YEAH, SORRY FOR BEING AN ERRONEOUS ASSHOLE ON SOME FRONTS.
UGH I HATE HOW RIGHT SHE IS. I'M SITTING HERE ON A WORLD I HELPED CREATE, STARING INTO AN UNFAMILIAR SUN IN THE DAY AND AT UNFAMILIAR STARS AT NIGHT AND WATCHING ALL THESE LITTLE GODLINGS PRANCE AROUND DOING IMPORTANT SHIT AND ALL I CAN THINK IS GOD DAMN ALTERNIA KICKED ASS. IT WASN'T PERFECT, BUT AT LEAST I UNDERSTOOD IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS- THE COLORS ARE ALL WRONG AND NOTHING EVEN TRIES TO EAT YOU IF YOU WANDER OFF OF AN IMPERIAL APPROVED PATH.
#NOWPLAYING FUCKING NOTHING BECAUSE I'M STUCK OUT IN THE EARTH-C WILDERNESS WITH BARELY ANY BATTERY LEFT.
all in the name, dude!! i mean except the part where you're my other dad, you guys left that out cuz my name's long enough anyway 8J
man that sucks anyways hi karkat B>
man what the fuck? ok i was teasing before but now it's getting really fucking mean dude! like seriously, i was trying to be chill with you flipping the fuck out at me for commenting on a public goddamn post? because i mean sure that hurts a little to hear an alt of my dad say but hey it's crabdad he's just like that. but nah no curiosity no nothing you're just out here cursing my entire fucking existence! real cool of you. it's like someone wrung all the tact from your shriveled body. oh wait, that's the ticks and mosquitoes, isn't it?? crazy how it comes back around to the bugspray. jesus christ man, god forbid a girl give a simple fucking reminder to someone who's essentially sorry the equivalent of a distant cousin.
WATCHING THE GODTIERS FLY AROUND LIKE PIXIE MORONS WHILE I'M STUCK HERE ON THE FLOOR DEALING WITH A SUN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I HAVE A SINKING FEELING ONE OF THESE IDIOTS IS GOING TO DROP A SHITTY STATUE OF LIBERTY ON MY HEAD.
3833 < You gotta wear a helmet then! > 3833 < Statues are slippery. >
THIS PLACE IS ALREADY GIVING ME A HEADACHE WATCHING ALL OF THE BULLSHIT THAT SEEMS TO JUST BE ALLOWED ON HERE.
i'm just saying you talk like some voice of reason when you're really just a little ball of anger >:B
LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. COME SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE AND MAYBE I'LL TAKE YOU MORE SERIOUSLY.
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ERIDANWEEK.
a relligious rituall event
LUCKILY IT'S OVER, BUT APPARENTLY THEY CRUCIFIED ERIDAN. NOT THAT THAT WAS BAD, BUT IT WASNT REALLY NESCESSARY...
AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 'COMMANDER' VANTAS?! OH HELL NO, IF THIS IS IN MY FUTURE YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT!
I HOPE YOU LIKE WAR! YOU HAVE TO GO AGAINST FRIENDS AND FRIENDS' FAMILY! ITS ONLY MODERATELY TRAUMATIZING,
HAHAHA HELL THE FUCK NO, DUDE. IF YOU STARTED BEEF WITH THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND OUR POINT OF VIEW THEN YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT A FUTURE ME POSSIBLY COULD BE.
UHM, FUCK YOU! NO, I DIDN'T START IT! JANE WANTED TO BE A FUCKING FASCIST DICTATOR AND CONTROL HOW TROLLS REPRODUCE, SO NATURALLY ME AND DAVE SAID HELL NO AND IT ALL ESCALATED FROM THERE.
WHAT???????????? SHE'S A PASTRY CHEF WHO WAS MIND CONTROLLED FOR A WHILE WHAT THE FUCK. ACTUALLY ON SECOND REFLECTION I CAN SOMEHOW SEE IT.
IT WAS BASICALLY A WHOLE FUCKING.. WEEK OF EVENTS THAT HAPPENED, I WAS THERE FOR SOME OF IT, SURPRISINGLY IT WAS NOT THAT HORRIBLE UNTILL THE FINAL DAY. NIGHT 4 AND 5 WERE THE BEST.
OH GOD AND OF COURSE I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN THE HAUNTING GHOSTS OF FRIENDS WHO, FOR ME, ARE LONG SINCE DEAD. I'VE MOVED ON! GOTTEN OVER IT! MENTAL HEALTH EXPERT NUMERO UNO, BABY! BUT NO, YOU FUCKERS SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO COME CRAWLING BACK AS INTERNET PHANTOMS PRIMED AND READY TO CLOG UP MY NOTIFICATIONS WITH YOUR OOKY SPOOKY BULLSHIT.
O)(! It's a movie about various murders inside t)(is one )(ouse. Its suc)( a good movie!
OH JOY, A MOVIE THAT REPRESENTS MY MOST POTENT CHILDHOOD TRAUMAS. REAL FUCKING NICE, FEFERI.
Its sort of c)(eesy, reely. Its also good exposure t)(erapy. It mig)(t not be for you. But t)(at's okay.
EXPOSURE THERAPY??? I WENT THROUGH PLENTY OF THAT BEING HUNTED DOWN BY A GROSS CLOWN!
I t)(ink I was dead for t)(at part. 38( For w)(at it's wort)(, I t)(ink you're safe now, rig)(t?
UGH. I GUESS SO. DOESN'T MAKE MY DESIRE TO RELIVE IT THROUGH MEDIOCRE MOVIES ANY MORE COMPELLING THAT'S FOR SURE.
Y9u kn9w, talking things thr9ugh might actually 6e 6eneficial f9r y9ur psyche.
GOD, YOU'RE JUST AS SELF SATISFIED AS HE WAS. I'VE TREAD THE ANCESTOR ROAD ALREADY AND IT WAS OFF-PUTTING ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME.
OKAY. LET'S START WITH THE OBVIOUS TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM AND ADDRESS THE FACT THAT NO, I AM NOT THE FIRST 'ME' ON HERE. TRUST ME, I'VE WEATHERED THIS PARTICULAR STORM BEFORE. IT'S AN ODD, EXCRUCIATINGLY DISGUSTING FEELING BEING ONE IN A SEA OF FUCKING MORONS WHO CAN'T TELL BULGE FROM SQUAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BE THE BIGGER MAN HERE AND TOSS MY COIN IN THE POOL. I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE MY '''FRIENDS''' SAID IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO BE KEEPING TABS ON THE WIDER GOINGS ON OF PARADOX SPACE WHILE THE NEW WORLD STABILIZES, AND FOR ONCE THAT'S NOT THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD. SO YES. HELLO. I AM KARKAT VANTAS, AND YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE LEVEL OF EXHAUSTION THAT I AM CURRENTLY OPERATING ON JUST HAVING TO WATCH THE VOMIT INDUCING FREEFALL OF ALT-IDIOTS CURRENTLY ON MY TIMELINE. LET'S ALL TRY AND GET ALONG.
A COMMENDABLE EFFORT TO AT LEAST TRY AND GET ALONG WITH THOSE HERE.
WHAT? WHO THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU? WHY THE HELL ARE THERE TROLLS ON HERE WHO WEREN'T EVEN PART OF THE GAME? OH GOD, ARE YOU STILL ON ALTERNIA, SOMEHOW? GOD DAMMIT I HATE TIME TRAVEL.
TIME SHINANIGANS SEEM THE MOST PROMINENT FEATURE OF THIS PLACE, YOUR ONLY GOING TO GET MORE OF A MIGRANE TRYING TO PIECE EVERYTHING TOGETHER.
WWhalecome on board. Gotta say, this neww wworld idea sounds intriguing. I don't foresea that pan ache goin anywwhere anytide soon though.
ERIDAN PEIXES? WHAT, DID YOU BOTH GET HUMAN MARRIED IN YOUR TIMELINE? FUCKING DISGUSTING.
HA. Ha. No. I'm fuchsia, hatched and haphazardly raised. Moray than time and space shenanigans to wworry about ovver here.
THE IDEA OF YOU BEING PART OF A SOMEHOW EVEN HIGHER RULING CLASS MAKES MY GUTS CHURN.
If it kelps at all, I get the lucky addendum that I'll die soon if I don't bust my bass wworkin for the throne. VViolet vversions of me on this bloody site are lucky fuckin bastards is wwhat they are. Not a day of wwork necessary in their livves. It sickens me.