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[Thank y0u, seri0usly! I've been s0 w0rried ab0ut this all day... I'll be 0pen and h0nest with her]

okay i will be pawsitive again. no need to be all down in the dumps for too long

yeah but i wanna measure it and im mad i cant >:(

definitely my bite.... that thing was strong enough to test an alligator....

boom!! having a day out with some girlies today and this is the outfit i landed on!! :D #nsfw (art: j3nny) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/newoutfit.jpeg

Moirallegiance seems a very sweet and enviable thing.
[RATS] <[Someone put NAILS in my shoes THIRD time this week. Haha!!! We love a PRANKSTER on the set!]

chocolate moobeast product is what keeps me alive

:33< augh im awake

:33 < owo whats this? :33 < *ac rips your nose off*

I have no idea what the fuck is going on over on the Green Moon and I am immensely grateful I do not need to know. I hope they're doing good. I don't really know how to tell.

It is an important learning experience for every senator.

You can and should get into a physical altercation with your senator if they are doing a subpar job of representing you.
4444uuuww shuckss 4huhuhuh ^@_@^ th4nk u kindly
h4irr down lol https://cdn.im9chest.com/files/10fb814445f2.pn9
yo|>u're go|>ing to|> get yo|>urself sick
wh4t 4 b4llerr looks like https://cdn.im9chest.com/files/db56d0250526.jp9
im sorrrry forr yourr loss i st4nd with you dont everr let 4nyone dull yourr sp4rrkle
Never said it was a good one, 8ut it's CERTAINLY an option!
jokes on yourr p4lem4te i finished off the joystick nubp4ds on my nei9hborrs video 94me contrrollerr yesterrd4y
dont everr let 4nyone tell u "hey m4n you c4nt e4t th4t" "th4ts not edible" 4t the end of the d4y the shit is 4ll molecules

:33< i love biting things

they call me The Fumbler

>:εε pounc3 do3snt und3rstand flirting ;<< ~

>:εε #pounc3onit ~

Let your local vamp bite you,don't be a meanie (I'm your local vamp)

꧁hhhappyfemmefriday꧂
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #018

If I Say I Had To Eat The Bugs In My Walls Or Else They Would Have Eaten Through The Drywall, You Have To Promise To Have An Open Mind.

prym myznuf

-O-O-kay well n-o-o-w instead -o-o-f playing -o-o-n his ph-o-o-ne he's singing s-o-o-ngs fr-o-o-m the m-o-o-vie in which a p-o-o-pular sp-o-o-rts tr-o-o-ll and a smart nerd tr-o-o-ll break the rules by singing t-o-o-gether thus angering their friends because they are cr-o-o-ssing b-o-o-undaries in b-o-o-th caste and within their friend gr-o-o-ups, but then every-o-o-ne j-o-o-ins a weird dance cult at the end after the tw-o-o- main tr-o-o-lls c-o-o-nvince them t-o-o- smear all s-o-o-cietal b-o-o-undaries.

:33< hey whats up im sluts :33< #nsfw

₍^. .^₎⟆ Purrhaps꠹

Interns are now communicating with me solely by referring to themselves as an isopod and sending pictures of the things they would like added to the office.

ah, does she reciprocate¿

i'm only saying "morning" today. if it was a *good* morning then i would be waking up to someone bouncing on it crazy style #nsfw

:33 < mew guys wanna s33 me do a flip

https://files.catbox.moe/99za4e.gif

>:εε l3tting all th3 n3p3tas know i lov3 you all and im proud of you all! ;33 ~

https://files.catbox.moe/57vylz.gif

thr33 words 1 numb3r: m4r1o k4rt 8 d3lux3 thr33 MOR3 words: m3, you, 1v1. 4r3 you 1n or 4r3 you go1ng to b3 4 los3r b3for3 w3 3v3n st4rt??? >8D

i miss just fucking fixing the rand*m shit ppl walked in with. i d*nt tinker much at all anym*re. n*t f*r fun at least. i miss my b*ss she didnt deserve that #vent #sgrub

unrepentant joy BLAST
think i might be dying need a catgirlboything to lay on my chest and confirm if this is true expeditiously

⦓ I am not objectum but I think after a few minutes on this site I can safely say that if Wikipedia ﴾the website﴿ wanted head I would provide expeditiously, no questions asked, no hesitation whatsoever. #nsfw ⦔

B33 < #mytuube

1MPL13S YOU D1DN'T WORK H4RD FOR 1T.

>:εε th3r3 go3s my cat nappy alr3ady now im totally awak3 ;33 ~

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— . 🌷🌸🌷🌸 🌸🌷🌸🌷🌸 ♡ ♤🌷🌸🌷🌸🌷 (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ🌷🌸🌷🌸 \ つ \ / U U / 🎀 \ SOunds like mOre peOple needed flOwers than I thOught! Here's sOme mOre ❤︎ #sOrrymObileusersthiswOntlOOkrightfOryOu (◞ ︵ ◟) #butihOpethegOOdvibesreachyOuregardless —— (˘ ³˘)
I can do a Cod.⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
Lotta people dont know my greatest strength. The ability to swallow small fish whole. It's how my lusus ate so I thought surely thats the only way⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

⫸ i l⨀ve mint :-)

8ite8erry

▲still think about that old friend of mine from when i was 5, who i found their old number on my phone, and texted them '[deadname] fucking [lastname] how are you its been forever' and they blocked me right away▼ ▲i didnt know they were trans but i think they just assumed i was being transphobic▼ ▲so, Greeye this cigarette's for you, sorry for deadnaming you by accident i guess▼ ▲maybe ill stop feeling bad before this thing turns my breathsacks black▼

I've been to a handful of chinas. Mostly modern human China but I've been in some where the world hasn't moved passed the dynasty eras or some that would be the future for me. But yeah. They're out there across existence.

what if i just started chasin my matesprit around the hive without sayin a single word. taps my chin.

My Matesprit Watched Me Catch A Fish With My Fangs And Bash It Against A Rock And He Still Loves Me. :> #violence #fond
fit check httpss://64.media.tumblr.com/79d6ce35cbc09019678b913532c020c0/c8cd6d22f68c223d-ef/ss1280x1920/1e51df8ed8a4808b1020f4df33cde1c2e0395ab2.png
My helms are getting neψ uniforms, and so they're getting fitted and shit And pike... They look TIRED of me. Like "oh my cod she's getting us neψ suits again" yes. Yes, I am; they need an outfit rotation. :/ Still ψon't let me give any of em a buss doψn.

Three new badges t* Verity's name. J*y*us night. :>
ˎˊ- Punch it d✷wn, d✷wn, D✷WN!

sex #nsfw

Biting int0 a pill0w shaking it ar0und feathers flying everywhere

:33< well s33 if were even sexmewally clawmpawtible in the furst purrlace befure anya of that

:33< which purrt just pailing? :33< beclawse my dms are open fur that actmewally :33< ;33c :33< #Nsfw

:33< quads with meow are tricky dicky :33< theyre meowre than one fur meow nyat stagnyant :33< im a multishipurr mew s33 :33< so its meow <3 a few peopurr :33< and meow <3< a few peopurr :33< which isnt efurryones thing but mew know :33< but if mew just want to like :33< pail instead we can do that that makes shit way easipurr fur meow if we just pail on the regmewlar rathpurr than ships #nsfw

IM THE ONLY GUY CALLED BISUCITS ON THIS WHOLE SITE! THATS A STRAIGHT UP #FACT

:33< theres women in the world including meow
bread
One time I slept with a girl #suggestive And APPARENTLY in my sleep I clung to her and could not be removed. She was really annoyed and I was like girl my name is Remira and my lusus is a Manta. Did you think she named me that way bc it sounded pretty?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

[NA] is offline soon! inside you there are two wolves you should probably get that checked out, the average amount's typically lower

:33< i like the idea of br33ding but in purractice... eh :33< purrobably nyat fur meow :33< #nsfw

:33< im epic

I hAvE bEEn AdvIsEd by my mAtEsprIt tO nOt stAtE my fEElIngs On mAttErs Of kInk sUch As thIs InstEAd I wOUld lIkE tO Ask thE dAsh whAt thEIr fAvOrItE flOwEr Is whIlE I prEpArE fOr rEst!


▲have you seen the shit i post?▼ ▲fuck no▼
Just ho|>rribly o|>bliterated a mo|>therfucker with my fearso|>me magical ray...

:33 < i wish people would visit my cave. :33 < and nyot be a poacher trying to get some rare animal or lusus clothes

now listening to / rimes like dimes / by mf doom (all caps)

:33< tunnel system omega is full of :33< mew guessed it :33< #scorpions :33< trying tunnel system 001

:33< okay i dont know how i got it or what t he furk it is :33< but somehow i know that tunnel system 001 is just :33< the sum of all knowledge? :33< im trying tunnel system -2

I have an NDA sorry (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

I miss my ex-husband (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚


:33< hey did mew guys know? :33< #girlbulge? :33< #nsfw :33< its fur to say im obsessed with it

⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᵉᵗʰᵉʳᵉᵃˡᴱʳⁱᵈᵃⁿⁱ⁾⁾

me 2!! as in literally i will pity react the sorry-ass post

i read wisards n came a soon as i could
xbox gave me the red ring of death its so brover

:33< *ac curls up and takes a nap on mewre dash*
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Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.

fun fact, i dom pretty frequently! i just like to be a good dog and a lot of people prefer it when i'm less feral. but if you either really piss me off or just ask i'll be a bit more rough around the edges :) #nsfw

if i like someone enough i'll cum on command for them if they ask #nsfw
itt was attttenttion. i satt down and tthey swarmed me and sttartted purring

🌳🌳🌳i🌸have🌸a🌲felonious🌿intent.🌳🌳🌳

i like having my face shoved in someone's crotch so aggressively i literally get chloroformed #nsfw

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Id be down tbh #imeanidontreallywanttohuntpeopledown #butthatseemsoptionalinthosegames #yeahsurewhynot #funfunfun
She is, yeah. Wonderful lusus, she's so gentle.⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
Finally, another Vriska that just GETS it.
I never thought going into this that I would miss Alternia.⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

:33 < sp33d is mewr furriend. :33 < bears are strong and not too slow when they wanna be but if mew can be quick enough to dodge its big paws, its easy to take meowt! :33 < oh and always go fur the throat, snout and eyes. they have a lot of fat to purrotect them so those are vulnerable spawts
BREAKING NEWS: Trolls really don't need gay water to be gay. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

I have a matesprit, wow. @glaistigAdvocate is amazing and I am soooooooo lucky!!!!!!!!

its behind a paywall now :/ £2.99
These...kinds...(> . < ❀) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e04041158da.png #nsfw #philoxbulge
I...replied...to someone..with a picture....(//> . <// ❀)

I'VE SAID BEFORE HOW MANY INCHES I AM. FIVE EXACTLY.

how do i send a straight signal of what i want. help.

c< if yOu waNNa KNOw HOw big My bulge is, yOu better cOMe see 4 yOurself! #suggestive aNd yes, tHis is aN iNvitatiON #Nsfw >c

no i won'T tell you how big my bulge is are you people insane
o-\/\/\ 30 inches. /\/\/-o o-\/\/\ that's right, 30 inches. /\/\/-o o-\/\/\ ⬡rder n⬡w f⬡r 20% ⬡ff y⬡ur 1/2 (appr⬡ximate) scale figure ⬡f y⬡ur fav⬡rite streamer, paxxil pyxxil. #suggestive /\/\/-o

haha wow girls #vague #suggestive

:33 < mew should engage more! :33 < if mew wanna talk to her more, go and do it!! :33 < dont be afraid!!

who thinks i should make a grubtube?


၄⋆၃ ever get so high that you just need to sit in your respitebloxk naked and listenin g to toby foxes musix question mark right now its xutie mew mew magix and i am only aware of that xause its got voxals and shitt :) im not naked yet tho :( i got my matesprit living wit me so i xant just strip neked whenever i want >:( gotta be like nixe or something dot dot dot #substanxes

:33 < thats the purrlan but idk i dont think its gonna last much longer

:33 < i thought i had a purretty tame truth. :33 < maybe im just too dirty minded and stuff...

I need him t0 d0 things t0 me that are illegal 0n s0me planets #nsfwe

I've come to the conclusion that in cicking a link to a sketchy as fuck porn site I ended up coming across a platform filled with...aliens? Is that a good term here??

i need something unethical to happen to me i think.
Who ist the most powerfule figure arounde these partse?
Kills you beam
theres a wilD aMount of bitches on this site that wanna be on a leash i tell ya what. not that iM coMplaining ;o)

I Am Trying Not To Enjoy How Eager Some Of You Are To Submit, But It Really Is Adorable. #suggestive #nsfc

getting smothered in tits #needdat #yearning #nsfw
Feeling lucky, punk? >::::)
666--> Who h3r3 would l1k3 4 k1ss? No prom1s3s 1 won't b1t3.

michael jackson in the #freezer

mArKiPlIeR StReAm gOiNg hArD As fUcK RiGhT NoW :o)

Don't worry chittr even if I get my retcon pussy I won't #shavethebush #nsfw

Incredible How I Posted That And Immediately Three Roses Came Up To Me One At A Time Ladies
hate to say it but I believe I may be having a crisis of faith nyo I pray and yet my mind keeps wandering back to him nyo...

grhegemfnehf….

i.believe.i.have.become.obsessed.with.stardew.valley

girLL heLLp theyre fLLirting in my post about feeding deLLivery guys to my scary forest
GRRR. PRETTY BOY. CURSED ME. #MYLO4NS #SUGGEST4VE
Imagine having spheres. Couldn't 8e me.

Concept, They Aren't Allowing You To Move. Your Prongs Clench Where They Rest On The Cool Countertop Framing Either Side Of Their Hips And You Know They Can See You Struggling, But They Do Not Care. Instead They Smile As They Look Up At You, Moan As They Rock Themselves Back And Forth On Your Bulge With A Slowness That Is Designed To Torture You, Designed To Test You, To See What / Breaks / You- But You Don't Break, Because You Know You Are " Being So Good " And They Keep Promising That If You Do What You're Told You Will Get Your Reward. Everything Stops And They Pull Firm On Your Leash When They Notice You've Allowed Yourself To Lose Yourself In Your Thoughts. They Tug You In With Their Free Prong To Pull You Deeper And You Whine, Hips Twitching As The Intensity Wets Your Lash Line With Tears. They Tell You To / Focus /, And You Do. Always. Without Question. #nsfw #nsfc #explicit
What the fuck did you just fucking say a8out me, you little 8itch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Imperial Navy, and I've 8een involved in numerous secret raids on Eastern Alternia, and I have over 300 confirmed culls. I am trained in gorilla-8east warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me 8ut just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never 8een seen 8efore on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the multiverse and your multiversal coordin8s are 8eing traced right now so you 8etter prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can 8e anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my 8are hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed com8at, 8ut I have access to the entire arsenal of the Alternian Empire's artillary and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your misera8le ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retri8ution your little "clever" comment was a8out to 8ring down upon you, may8e you would have held your fucking tongue. 8ut you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

And Its Still Going Luckily I Havent Been Absolutely Flashbanged With A Kink Relating Rainbow Drinkers In Specific Again #nsfw

sometimes. i like to think people like me for real. sometimes. its not that dog thing of "give me attention" alright. ok. headpats wouldnt be rejected though.

not givin my whole kink list away thst not fun but i will say i like bondage also does bein inebriated when ur fuckin count as a kink? eithr way weed + sex? holy fuck #nsfw #substance

im curious who else besides me and @gutlessGlory and @uprootedGarden have been mind controlled for long periods?

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All That Being Said, If I Am Touched Gently I Cry, So That Is Usually Out Of The Question. #lol #suggestive #nsfc

"i hope this emmmmail finds you wwwwell" howwww your emmmmail finds mmmme https://immmmages.squidge.org/immmmages/2026/07/13/Untitled497_20260713222858.png
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>> Before the moment paડડeડ on the feed; th¡ડ one ¡ડ more of a ડcenar¡o ¡'m fond of, be¡ng ¡n e¡ther poડ¡t¡on. Partner A'ડ bu1ge ¡n Partner B'ડ mouth, B on the¡r kneeડ wh¡1e they e¡ther ડtroke themડe1f off or uડe a toy, wh¡1e A'ડ bu1ge f¡11ડ the¡r throat. ¡t'ડ ડo ડ¡mp1e but ¡t'ડ a1wayડ a w¡nner. ^ ^ Opt¡ona11y, Partner B cou1d a1ડo have a toy ¡nડ¡de of themડe1f aડ we11 wh¡1e they do th¡ડ. #nડfw #nડfc #k¡nkડ #daડhboardtrendડ

cOlOrs 4:9 (AbrIdgEd slIghtly) "In thE End, wE'rE All thE sAmE" I cUt thE qUOtE Off A bIt EArly bUt I thOUght thE mEssAgE wOUld bE bEttEr wIthOUt

okay five likes and you get to see howwww your emmmmail finds mmmme
Discussing kinks, are we? One of my biggest is so painfully vanilla. I need to be a bigger freak to balance it out. #nsfw

I wOUld lIkE tO lEArn pIAnO

dare i stoop to the lowwww lowwww level of engagemmmment baiting to showwww chest (flat as a board) typically i wwwwouldn't but wwwwhy not get a little silly on a mmmmonday light. ammmm i right folks
♡⸝⸝ i said i wasn7 gonna check in af7er 7ha7 pos7 bu7 i ain7 wanna be lef7 ou7 LMAO anyway my kinks depen' on who im wi7h bu7 i like makin pre77y people cry wi7h overs7imula7ion an' i love people ge77in' reaaaal rough w me <3 AS Y'ALL MIGH777A GUESSED LOL!!! fr 7ho if you cu7e as hell i mi7e be real vanilla or i mi7e wanna bi7e so hard even my blun7 as fuck 7ee7h make u bleed <3 7o7es depends! USUALLY I'D SAY BONDAGE 777OO BU777 I FEEL LIKE NOW AIN777 777HA 777IME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA ion wanna MANIFES777 ANY777HIN OOP #nsfw #nsfwe ⸝⸝♤

∞verstimulati∞n. and maybe y∞u tell me that I'm a g∞∞d b∞y and taking it s∞ well. maybe. #nsfw

woof.
My...kinks...are...pretty....simple...I...love...performing....oral And!leaving...marks...with....my...lipstick...on...wherever....my Eyes...are...drawn...to....besides...that...I...am...a....bit Of...a...size...king! UVU #nsfw
ʚ( Tail's Swishing And I'm Imagining Being Ravaged And Pinned D♡wn Right N♡w Eeeehehehe <3 #nsfw )ɞ

yeah i got kinks kinks in mmmmy fucking cervical colummmmn and posture pole

i’ve only ever hated one guy and he died, so. good luck!
i only get on my knees to do a ritual so if there isnt a cthulu in your pants im not fucking bending the knee to your conformist poser [this word has been censored] ass #nsfw

Well good on you for following the first rule of gun s★fety.
-> I'm Into Soup #icanbetrendy = Your Total Is $0.99
while we talkin bout kinks: its no secret i like treatin Motherfuckers like barkbeasts the rest though? youre gonna have to coMe finD out ;o) #nsfw
W4s Gonn4 M4ke 4 Post 4bout My Currently Lost 4cqu4int4nce but Then I Remembered Bitch Is Purple. . . He'll Be Fine

>> How about bu1gewarm¡ng? ¡ 1¡ke bu1gewarm¡ng. ¡'11 go w¡th that one ડ¡nce nobody'ડ aડk¡ng for an ¡tem¡zed 1¡ડt on the Ch¡ttr feed. #nડfw #k¡nkડ #daડhboardtrendડ #nડfc

oddly enough. everyone feels a little freaky today. #dashwatching

surprise to literally no one I have a praise kink #nsfw

EMPHASIS ON *SHITTY*. JUST DRAW IT, YOU COWARD.

NORMALIZE DRAWING SHITTY SHIP ART OF YOU AND YOUR PARTNER.

:33 < beclaws lying is wrong
itþ both fruþtrating and cathartic at the þame time like imagine you fucking hate þomeoneþ gutþ and want to hurt them but alþo love them itþ þpecial

ii wa2 alway2 the one gettiing beat up iin our kii2me2ii2hiip... for once ii fiinally had control! ii got two beat HER up oh my gog iit felt amaziing...
Remem8er: Arson is always an answer. Or murder. Or flirting your way out of the situ8ion. Yeah, those 3.

▲one of these days im gonna ask 'who want me' and just send a pipebomb to everyone who says me▼ ▲two if you make that pathetic bottom face to me▼ #nsfw

guys whats going on today im scared

the frizz sounds like some kind of h♤irrierdresser.

#nsfw girlbulge in my mouth please































