♦ pitied by @celestialArtisan
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--) Anyone experience horn related troubless/grievancess? Out of curiossity. #hornnoyancess
I think one of the ψeirdest things about being the empress is the amount of really ψeird specific gifts I get. a lot of them are often people, I don't ψant people as gifts. Please stop sending me people.
It’s so cold outside some nights. I hate when it’s too cold..
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SORRY. SIKE. WATCH ME BENCHPRESS THIS TOYOTA CAMRY.
some dude walked in and asked for a pizza with literally no cheese and no sauce. told his ass to go to panara if he wants dry crusty bread.
Alright. Doez anyone know how to care for a pony? I have zome buzinezz decizionz to make.
If you ever feel sad, just remem8er that somewhere out there, a nut creature pro8a8ly dropped a nut it was really l∞king forward to eating. Perspective is everything
I like the idea of outd∞rs, 8ut the execution has t∞ many 8ugs.
Anytroll pazt teal iz on thin fucking ice.
女 | Bitches be hating with a B-cup, talk to me when your bosom iss bigger. #nssfw
Whipped cheesecake doesn't keep terribly well, I'm afraid. I'm rather small, so I can't eat very much to begin with.
I'll choose not to reflect too much on the fact that every single alternate of myself that I encountered was dead.
(• - •) I just want to make it very clear that if any of you find me and you're planning to take me back to my former "owner" for the bounty reward, I'll not hesitate to hurt you. Badly. Thank you. ⚘
HELP TOO MANY OF YOU JACKASSES "PITIED" MY POST AT ONCE AND NOW I HAVE UNREAD NOTIFICATIONS THAT I CAN'T SEE. WHAT DO I DO. SOMEONE FIX THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE.
STOP FUCKING "PITYING" MY REPLIES. I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY. HOW DO I TURN OFF THE ABILITY TO PITY MY POSTS
All my bȯȯṅ dȯllars.. wastėd ȯṅ mȯrė duplicatės.. https://i.imgur.cȯm/MR4BėhD.pṅg