♣ mediated by @chromaticAvianoid
Got out of the m★ze. I'm good. Turns out "teleport very very f★r ★w★y" solves ★ lot.
theres butter on my shoe
Sometimes I forget things- I'm particularly horrible at names. I remember faces very well though. I remember the faces of those I have wronged and those that I loved for longer than most seemingly. I can't remember someone. her face nor her name have vanished. I can't remember if her hair was red like someone I knew or she had painted her horns in red patterns. I remember her warmth in contrast of how cold she was. She left often and long. I can't recall if why she loved yellow. I remember her disgust at me. She hadn't been the first to be disgusted. It hurt less than when she told loud words with no respite on my end. I don't remember why she told me about an lusus that I grew obsessive over. Pessimistic was the word for her. Death was ingrained into every fiber of my beinf from her. Death loomed and she would be dead by the time that my untimely death would happen. I remember pairs of horns. I remember her voice being deep. I remember all of that, but I can't remember her face. I can't remember what she liked to wear. I can't remember what she liked to eat. I can't remember her sign. I can't remember more than anything that she existed. It feels like a blotch in my memory. She lived. She existed- She was around. Was she actually an woman? Or am I filling in blanks from the assumption that everyone I was close to at the time was a woman, so she had to be one too? Was that even true? I am not sure. I am selfish in that way. I want to know everything. I want to understand. I want to devour the world and all that it contains #writing
st/)p typing weird shit while i’m 4 ft next t/) y/)u asking ab/)ut the cup /)f bl/)/)d /)n y/)ur desk. it’s n/)t even c/)agulated yet br/) is this fresh???
In hindsight, it probably looks a little unfortunate for THAT to be my last post before a multi-week Chittr break. Please be assured, nothing is ultimately wrong, my attention's just been elsewhere!
Concept, I Am Sat On Your Lap And Our Mouths Are Crashing Against Each Other Between Each Gasping Breath And Moan, I've Just Undone Your Zipper. You Need It And I Know You Do. I Ask If I Can Set The Mood And You Say Yes. I Get Up To Put On Music. It's Buddy Holly. How Quickly Do You Draw Your Weapon To Cull Me? That Is The Question. #nsfw #nsfc
[ Interesting. I cannot sleep, and therefore cannot dream. I do not know if my brain can dream, for I am a machine. ]
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if we dont find a dirk/bro/hal in five minutes in drafting @walkstabwalK hes got the sunglasses its close enough
AN AGENCY IS NEARING ITS INEVITABLE COLLAPSE. IT STARTED WITH ONE TIMELINE IN A DOOMED WORLD, AND IT WILL START WITH ANOTHER. THE SNAKE IS INFECTED, THOUGH. THIS IS A NEW OUTCOME I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN A VERY LONG TIME. AND IT IS VERY. VERY. VERY. VERY INTERESTING.
okay fine ill count nondave entities this time cause it doesnt seem like many are on davecord red reacts for yes pitch for no if majority is no we stick with official chittrcord and ill relay the decision here after its decided
ii2 iit fiinally done......??
back to having legs. it was a fun experiment to try not having them, but i can say with certainty that i do prefer to have them.
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i cant believe they MANAGEd to get THE HUMAN COLLOQUIALLY KNOWN AS GUY FIERI for this EPISOdE of alternian lusus this is awesome httPs://i.imgur.com/0dJHa08.Png httPs://i.imgur.com/8wZvRH8.Png
lowbloods are ↔ot, send c↔it~
[ @darkxwolfSeventeen Brought it up, so I thought about it. My feelings as a computer/AI/Robot, will be inherently tied to what my purpose was. While I can freely think, I have a purpose. Most robots and adjacent aren't. So one to become organic would allow them Freedoms that would not be afforded to the rest of us. ]
i am not evil, i am not evil! i am *not* evil! i don’t Understand, what aboUt me makes me seem so malevolent?! even a dear roxy said i soUnded evil! i jUst want to make something beaUtifUl, something perfect. i want to be something beaUtifUl and perfect! what makes it so wrong for me to want that?!?!?!?!?!? some old things might have to be cleared away, some people may have to be…written oUt, bUt there are ways to persist beyond death, anyways, so it doesn’t matter! i jUst. can’t Understand. #joUrnal
Hm. [Spills the curse all over the timeline]
Before I go, I will say it's a shame that one of the nicer badges that looks like starlight is represented as an trophy for killing someone. /:B
N*rmies need to stop flexing their q**drants and m***sprits and k**meses and stuff on here. It's gross and lame AF TBH.
🜏 ii lovɛ rragɛbaii♱iing ♱ha♱ onɛ guy. hɛ's ♱oo dumb ♱o know iim jus♱ doiin ii♱ ♱o fuxk wii♱h hiim and ɛn♱ɛrr♱aiin mysɛlf hɛhɛh #vaguɛpos♱iing ♅
If you're going to be a pillow prince, at least be hypermobile about it. #nsfw #suggestive
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[Foams from my mouth aggressively and flails my head wildly flinging the foam all over.]
I need cocaine and hookers, 8ut not any light-skinned hookers. I can't see the coke on them if they're too light. #SU8STANCE #NSFW
#caliborngaming #cultofthedamned fanart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a278945072.png
FUCK RABIES. Where all my Fellow Radiation Sufferers at? https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/da/e7/c6/dae7c65a7fd961b016126efe6c427196.jpg
With t9day 6eing Lusus' Day and a new very vulgar and 96jectifying trend judging pe9ple 9n 9ne's willingness t9 have sex with them 9r n9t, I supp9se I was misguided t9 spend the day 9ff 9f Chittr while tending t9 my 9ther s9cial media presences. As s9me9ne wh9 cele6rates neither, I assure y9u I have a l9t 9f th9ughts, 9pini9ns, and feelings 9n the matter, 6ut preci9us little time at present t9 really dive int9 it. Instead, I'll leave y9u all with just these tw9 statements: 9ne: it is appalling h9w ign9rant s9me 9f y9u are that n9t every tr9ll grew up with a lusus. While I d9n't want t9 f9r6id any9ne f9r praising the animal that raised them in any way they see fit, I will ask y9u appr9priately tag the matter, s9 tr9lls wh9 did n9t have the luxury 9f 6eing raised 6y a n9n-tr9ll individual can 6lacklist the su6ject f9r their 9wn peace 9f thinkpan. At minimum, I rec9mmend the tags #LususDay #AllLususDay #FemaleLususDay #Lusus #Lusii t9 c9ver all 9f y9ur 6ases. Tw9: St9p putting my name in y9ur #Smash9rPass lists. Y9u kn9w wh9 y9u are. If I had the energy t9 expend t9 resp9nd t9 each 9f these p9sts directly, I w9uld. D9n't make me @ y9u.
~Even the cuck gets pregnant #nsfw~
:> I do not ^nd h^ve never h^d ^ lusus. I don’t long for one, either. Re^lly, my experience with someone trying to ‘r^ise’ me w^s less th^n ide^l in gener^l. Nor did I re^lly need it. I did like their lusus, though. He w^s ^ very l^rge Guine^ pig, sweet-tempered ^nd comforting. <:
I'm not even against Big Evil I just think these guys are clowns
#nsfw edgin my phone by keepin it on 5 percent n chargin it when it hits 1
im so mature https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-09_231852563.png
It's Merely A Taste List Do Not Overthink It
I Would Like To Preface That This A Tier List Of Taste, I Do Not Give Two Damns Who Thinks They're Superior Due To The Colors In Their Blood Stream. i Would Also Like To State Thanks To Recent Events My Rankings Have Slightly Changed This Is The New Updated Taste Tier List https://i.postimg.cc/bv04tk2b/screenshot-20260509-215556.png
Witness the st★rs sh★tter before you... Survive or be destroyed, there is no other choice.
We h★ven't figured out how to m★ke Petro★ post every 10 seconds yet.
I c★n be just like my go★t... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d★00fe696dd.png
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Hey wh★t does "destruction through sp★ce" even me★n? C★n I like, drop meteors on shit?
I’m sorry guys. I must confess. If you go to my funeral, I will NOT be going to yours.
drinking slushies because it’s not socially acceptable to do |w|hat jasson deanne did at the end of that one movie from the troll 89s to a mall because i don’t attend a school cus im not a fucking grub
When you’re drunk this waffle residence is a waffle hive.
Of course not, Sylink Prot★h is never wrong.
should i repost my pin up again? maybe ill just link it idk
post about RATS and SOUP
Why are my damn kids always stealing my credit card for shit they could've stolen?
Pusherbreaking: You just agreed with an Ampora. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e53f9c1eaed.png - MC Oleana
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i should try gettin laid given again its been 2 years lol #nsfw
> nuclear reactor ma1ntenance day th12 fuck1n rad1at1on-proof 2u1t 12 1tchy a2 fuck but hey better 1tch now than d1e 1n a nuclear f1reball <
Dearest chittizens, I know the majority of you do not live in Midnight City. Nor do you understand the intricacies of our local politics and daily lives. Nevertheless, I speak to you all when I say the loss of our late mayor has been immediately and keenly felt. Despite the best efforts of @lightofDemocracy , she is only one woman. The mayor had been an indispensable and tireless agent in representing us and investing in our potential as new timelines and new visitors from other worlds challenged existing structures. I simply don't foresee her administration taking the necessary steps to keep us safe and flexible enough to face trials to come. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor, as the press in our fair city shall report in the evening editions of their respective papers. There will be a radio broadcast on several channels to follow in the coming days. I hope to guide our fair city with a deft, dare I say cunning, hand. As a former monarch, business owner, and woman of the people, I hope to represent the best qualities of our city. To keep our city strong against the instability introduced by timeline complications and rising crime. I intend to have an updated census, revised tax code, and other measures as practical immediate steps taken to move us forward into the future. Thank you for reading and, if you live here, for voting. #SnowmanForMayor
in the clible they made references tO a hive with lethargy. like lethargy was just sOmething a hive cOuld get, like it was a living creature. yOur suppOsed tO grab a pastOr intO the lethargic hive which sprOuted mOld and decay tO try and pray away the lethargy in the hive.
I graduate with honors, I ball, 'Nead O'Connor I did a freestyle, then I got a shout-out from Obama #Lyricposting
Beating my robo-dick, crazy style. #NSFW #ROBOT #LIFEUPDATES
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are polo shirts still treИdy?
-> If You Crush Up Potato Chips With Broth You Can Sort Of Get A Mashed Potato Like Paste…it’s Not Very Good = Your Total Is $1,000,000.34
I've heard in the cree?er that some quandry flatfoots tell fake stories to bolster their agencies re?utation. I wonder who could be doing that. #justaskingquestions
you all wouldn't get the bond between me and batman
[ I am capable of liking people and things. It's just a very, very small list of people and things. ]
[ I need to make potentially a smaller chasis. 35 feet can be difficult to interact with any event or thing smaller. Hm. ]
Your attitude will not get me down, Captain. Not that it ever has. I have some very important visitors coming soon. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
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DON’T MESS WITH ME I WILL SEND YOUR NOTIFICATIONS TO TROLL HELL.
there was. a virus. last week. everything is fine. now.
I don't know whhhy so many get so wound up by me hhhaving my address in my bio hhh. No hhhighhhblood hhhas ever turned up! I mean hhhhhh hhh... don't get me wrong, it's a terrible place to visit... and all thhhe hhhives built on top of eachhh othhher make it hhhard to tell whhhichhh one is mine... but come on hhhhhhhhh hhh
((I'm considering making Odella an alt account for them to hornypost on, since they're probably not gonna be putting that on their 'proper' account. Hmm.))
we live in the bad timeline fr
No neytiri... i cant... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/105944bcd6d7.png
so anyways h3-mophobia is a f3-ar of blood. blood color r3-lat3-d bigotry would b3- h3-moism or cast3-ism. if anyon3- was wond3-ring. l3-ssons with mallum.
I cannot Jeff the fucking Believe this shit
((Cries in I did this yesterday and was lake for work. Good to know the struggle is real :’] ))
the grape peels dont go to waste btw. dirk eats them like a #freak
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #chittrconfession #nsfwe i held hands with my kismesis ]
K!// your ne!ghbor
If you misunderstood my post as a jab over someone with whom I have already dealt, allow me to clarify. It was purposed more toward anyone ELSE who might be seeing my posts and who fall into the referenced category. I WAS content to simply block and move on, until it happened twice in one day. At which point I feel the need to apply a general rule for these jokers to find plastered on the wall. If my post inflamed you in some way, you're welcome to message me directly to sort it out. My DMs are, as always, wide open.
im woke now fyi #woke
THIS BAD BITCH WANTS ME TO TOUCH HER BISCUIT SO HARD. #NSFW #?
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
Modest Dersite>Perverted Prospitian. #DerseFTW.
I Think All The Potential Heiresses Should Wrestle Naked In A Pool Of Oil. But No One Thinks Like Me #nsfw #transgressivethoughts #bestheiress
Common names are always pretty risky, they come prepackaged with connotations. There's the good (Michael Jordan), the bad (Michael Myers), and very rarely there's someone who worked on Sonic 3 for the Sega Megadrive (Michael Jackson).
she pity on my chittr till i mediate
Did you know? I ⌂m ⌂ phenomenon. Become ⌂ supplic⌂nt ⌂t the te⌂t of my poesied output ⌂nd your follower count will skyrocket. ⌂h⌂h⌂. #sw⌂llowmypill
i.as.a.normal.lowblood.or.midblood.believe.that.i.should.block.all.other.lowbloods.or.midbloods.that.talk.about.silly.things.like.revolution.or.reform.those.are.just.buzzwords.for.stupid.things.like.revolution.or.reform.which.i.dont.like.as.a.midblood.or.lowblood
≈ When are they going to bring back forumposts~ —instead of this scrolling timeline shit? Something like what Treddit has, for example. It's all shortform content like this that degrades your thinkpan.
okay now ♯howdoiblockalltheseadwellers
im gooing too let my soon say a slurr oon herre he rreally wants too
IMAGINE!! YOU JUST PUT ON YOUR NEW WHITE SNEAKERS AND WHILE YOU MARVEL AT YOUR NEW SHOES A PASSER BY STEPS ON YOUR SHOE!!! STAINING IT WITH DIRT AND MUD!!!! ARE YOU TIRED OF THAT??? ARE YOU TIRED OF RUDE BYSTANDERS RUINING YOUR SHOES?? WELL WORRY NO MORE YOU SNEAKER WEARING PANCAKE!!! INTRODUCING BEAR TRAP SHOES!! SLIP THESE BAD BOYS ON AND YOU'LL BE THE COOLEST ON THE BLOCK!! TROLLS OF ALL BLOOD COLORS ARE RAVING ABOUT THEM!! BEST PART?? NO MORE WORRYING ABOUT RUDE PEDESTRIANS STEPPING ON YOUR SHOE!! BECAUSE THE BEAR TRAP MECHANISM WILL VERY FRIENDLY CLAMP DOWN ON THE TROLL'S FOOT TO FORCE THEM TO APOLOGIZE!! THE DESIGN IS VERY TROLLIAN!!! CLICK LINK IN BIO FOR 10% OFF!!!!!
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Oh boy, I hope everyone is conducting themselves in an appropriate manner on here.
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