♦ pitied by @clandestineTechnophile
I'm calm. Not really but If I tell myself that I will calm down.
Wait... did I get assigned a bottom by the President???
INCORRECT MY HEART RATE IS GONE UP AGAIN.
I'm normal now. My heart rate went down.
Well Damn okay. #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fefd6dbf65e8.png
>+. THEORETICALLY. I CAN BE TOPPED. SPECIFICALLY NOW .+< #nsfw
i JUST WANT TO GET DICKED DOWN AGAIN }=/ #NSFW
i make others slob on the crosshairs barrel cause im too cowwardly to do it myself #nsfww
1 miinute ramen noodle2, full of NONE of the daiily recommended nutriient2. good thiing ii 2ub2iide purely off of the2e thiing2.
havvin vvris be the sole entity behind me in this tryin time is not all that comfortin a thought actually noww that i rubbed twwo thinkpan cells together about it
Men are so easy.
This is torture
Please be so kind
Five (5) sit ups.
All amporas are hot even the Amprax twins who are sadly lovestruck over me. 😅 Warning flirt at me n I'll flirt back tenfold
D --> One night I will work up the courage to post a selfie. I am unsure if that will be tonight. I still have much to learn about fashion and makeup, that was never my skillset.
losin it turns the knees to jelly wwe ALL been there i dont blame em one bit im gettin outclassed by fizzy drink chuggin asswwipes left and right wwhos got the flippin time to indulge in my neurotic outbursts in this fast paced digiscape wwizards rule clowwns drool goes the oldest flippin adage wwritten by the most sensible fuckin sea dwweller evver livved (me) tangent ovver dont make me wwrite any vvagueposts
Im not 8reeda8le i just like trend hopping. #nsfw
EVERYWHERE I LOOK TONIGHT, IT'S #BREEDING THIS, #BREEDING THAT. #BREEDING ACROSS THE WHOLE BULB-SEARING EXPANSE OF THIS FERMENTING #NSFW WASTELAND, STRETCHING TO THE BURNING HORIZON. LET ME BE ABUNDANTLY FUCKING CLEAR: THERE IS NO #BREEDING HAPPENING, HERE. I AM BREEDING DISCONTENT. I AM BREEDING CONTEMPT. COPIOUSLY. VIGOROUSLY. WITH EVERY WIRE-TAUT FIBER IN MY HATE-FILLED CORPUS. TO DEATH.
:33< on the purrlus side i f33l like this is the back nine of the headcold so to speak like past the half way point on it.
if i was a troll i wou scratch that the post centipede that keeps me from saying dumb shit just appeared on the ceiling chit canceled