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anyway genuinely insulting when i go "im not dave" and someone goes "youre still dave to me" like ok are you just slow??? im bright fucking orange and bird enough with it that im pretty sure id be taken away by some scientist played by fuckin malcolm mcdowell in any other universe im a strider for sure but cmon
[[Roleplay is fun because ill be like. having serious eloquent discussions and then ooc go hey :33333 hru :DDDD !!! and then return to condy literally threatening someones livelihood and reminding them of how they already ruined the lives of people they love]
i was evil FIRST!!!!!!
shit was fuckin wild theres no way she was real
Just living out our collective eternity as usual. I have mainly 8een using this platform to elev8te my research on leprechauns and their occasios they cele8r8!
Greetings, Meenah!
Alright, now that the d8 has crossed over in at least some part of this strange universal convergence, I can say the "vow of silence" 8it was, in fact, a 8it. My take on the silliness of April Fools!
_@¡the apriil fiissh! httpss://ccdn.briitanniicca.ccom/34/240534-050-B8CC4B11E/Porccupiine-fiissh-Diiodon-hyysstox.jpg¡@_
≈ Glub, as they say. ≈
gurl t)(ey aint efin )(av any tiny umbrellas fo da pina coladas. was a mad ambitious project but.. u kno i aint gon publically say nofin. t)(ey doin a great job n my )(eiress is doin great. dey got music n food. (but message me if u wantin my t)(oug)(ts)
Would like 2 clarify as da founder of crockercorp dat dis particular version of me )(as no association wit)( #eridanweek n anyfin dat )(appens does not reflect on da values da brand )(eld fore years. It is purely a reflection of da new management, w)(o I respect and is doin a great job, but does not act wit any of my input or intent. W)(ile I support Crockercorp n will )(elp promote events on occasion, I am not affiliated n any buisiness decisions r not mine. xoxo.
^NIVERSAL C^LLSWITCHES ARE REALLY COMMON WHERE I LIVE, IN HIGHER CASTES AT LEAST.
HAVE YO^ EVER CONSIDERED GETTING SOMEONE TO HELP? OR MAYBE A ^NIVERSAL C^LLSWITCH.
CO^LDN'T YO^ J^ST DESTROY THEM SOMEHOW? I'VE DONE THAT ONCE TO AVOID A CO^RT ORDER.
I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. I KNOW THEY CAN BE WEIRD LITTLE F^CKERS.
THEY BETTER DO ME WELL. I PAID THEM A WHOLE F^CKING SWEEP OF MY ALLOWANCE, WHICH IS ALOT MIGHT I ADD!!
GOOD WAY. MY HIVE GOT BLOWN ^P A WHILE BACK, AND THE CARPENTER DRONES ARE GATHERING MATERIALS AS WE SPEAK.
OH MY GOD THAT D^MBASS NICKNAME. I'VE BEEN VERY VERY B^SY, AND I'M GETTING A NEW HIVE SOON.
YES?? I HAVEN'T SEEN YO^ IN FOR F^CKING EVER OH MY GOD. HI.
everyone needs one true piss pal to help them through the years.
nofin moray annoyin t)(en peeps w)(o correct ot)(as puns. sometimes u purposefully leave one out fore a reason ! makin 2 'fin' puns afta eac)(otter looks #TACKY
I have a new favorite image. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487256579043622963/iu_.png?ex=69c87b20&is=69c729a0&hm=6dd603faaf8a5760fb1502cd930b53cc0feb633c852420ad9f43831c0ef76053&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=427&height=569
so many johns are gay now !!! not me though. :)
my boyfriend says you dont have to be gay to date a boy so i am the straightest boy dater around.
i disown all my descendants btw. not mine.
i added evil to my name so you all know.
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
id fuck another me #nsfw
beac)(es got a lotta critique fore me efin t)(o t)(ey neva lived before my reign nor )(av eva ruled a planet. s)(rimperestin.
he finally landed that shit look at this motherfucker go https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fuck%20yeah%20gerome.png goddamn now i gotta get the other two doin that shit maybe he can teach em for me
my bad! i have been spreading the beauty of sharknado 2!!
feel like cullin somebubbly but i dunno if anyones done anyfin. gotta start inventin new crimes.
#exglubbactly u know it
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin