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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Goot banned froom wearing a coodpiece in my flarp campaign #trooll1984

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Now why would Dirk block me? Inconveniencing. What if I want to speak with you?

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dOeS Me aNd mY GoAt sOnIc cOuNt aS #sElFcEsT

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Illness 1 - Strider 0 Not for long.

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D -+-> Search: Most efficient manner of courting humans.

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g99dday every9ne, im cl9sing chittr and heading t9 sleep

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Oh whatever. Do your worst.

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

OH SO HE'S ALLOWED TO DO CANNIBALISM. SO IT'S FINE WHEN THIS TOWERING VAT OF LARD DOES CANNIBALISM. I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU.

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(๑∩▃∩๑) >> TheSe guyS are inSufferable and if they're not going to Stop arguing by daytime im going to Scream So loud that the whole iSland up to the deSert hearS me. #UnamuSed. #Annoyed. #Mad.

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you can just blend a block of tofu and a can of pumpkin puree and eat it and its sort of like pumpkin pudding. just being honest

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URGH. APOLOGIE$ ARE PATHETIC.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fedcc5481cd0.png caste tierlist.

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His horns get questioned but his appearance is both high and low

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Christianity is a human religion. The one true religion, in fact. - 1 Peter 2:2

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Take those mutant grubs and wrigglers you found there as well. I have enough to deal with and not your little army of misfits

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I raised a mutant and he has been found again. Now he has round up his little group and hide elsewhere

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I am truly disappointed in the behavior on this site, given it is the Lord's day. However, I am confident you will all come to your senses soon enough! - Hebrews 13:20-21

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theres some sick fucks out there with my goop this is seriously fucked up

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Got into a fight on my way, I'm bleeding a little. You should see the other guy. Ego sum ira Domini.

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managed¶to¶get¶my¶moirail¶finally¶play¶world¶of¶grubcraft¶with¶me<> https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/29/WoWScrnShot_032926_154105.jpg

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@spontaneousStratagem[SS]

|| BOSS HATED ALL MY PREVIOUS CHITTS | #WATDATMEAN | OVER ||

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

SNEEZING MADE THE PAIN WORSE FUCKKKKKKK

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(I should not have fuckin chitted until 5 am, I just woke up and it 12 in the fucking mornin)

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It has come to my attention that some of you have begun to interpret my responses as… intrusive. An understandable concern. Allow me to clarify. I am not inserting myself where I do not belong. Nor am I “targeting” anyone with undue attention. That would suggest a level of intent that isn’t particularly relevant here. I am simply acknowledging what is already present. Your posts, your remarks, your… expressions of self. Each one is a small confirmation. A signal that you continue to occupy the space you have found yourselves in. I respond to those signals. Not to alter them. Not to interrupt them. Certainly not to overwhelm them. Only to recognize that they have occurred. You may think of it as observation, if you prefer. Or, if that feels too distant... appreciation. After all, continued existence, especially when made visible, is something worth acknowledging. I would hardly ignore it.

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@scratchDoctor why do you have to hate my grape peeling posts we can work this out

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I'm not sure if I want to make posts this fine morning because the Ominous White Guy will fill my notifs.

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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ why is the lamp head liking my nsfw chits

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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ i got squeaked #nsfw

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short list of things that make me happy: peeling my grapes. not having someone whining in my ear about me peeling my grapes. eating a peeled grape. my friends. sharing the grape peels with my brother.

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you dont want to hear about what makes me happy???

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i get joy from it mostly

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Looks like we're starting this morning off with a dadgum freepin headache today!! 💢

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Still no sign of my BEST OF BROS on this site... Oh well. I'm sure it doesn't MEAN anything.

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ii wwii2h ii could hate po2t2 more than once ju2t for you..

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ju2t piitch and a2h..

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no!!

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two times the trolls and half the balls is crazy

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@psychogenicParoxysm[PP]

given that human s[]ci[]|[]gy and cu|tura| n[]rms d[]n't eXist in either bef[]ran []r a|ternian c[]nteXts, there is quite |itera||y n[] p[]ssib|e way f[]r y[]u t[] be systemica||y []ppressed f[]r this identity

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

The people hate me because I lovwe wvomen #feminist

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

Ill come out and be the one to really break the glass ceiling: Im oppressed for being "human heterosexual" and Im tired of pretending I aint

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﹕ⵌ┆I stayed up s⨀ l⨀ng I see nightfall again.. ﹕ⵌ┆⨀h dear

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I have been allowed [gracefully] by troll Elon Musk to begin making posts. There will be no outlying consequences of this action.

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i think im at my fucking limit

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I didn't kn9w tr9lls c9uld get up t9 seven feet...

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:C You are mean to me. #Rudeashell.

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Did you just fucking pun at me. Are you making fun of my stick drift. What if I cried on you. What then.

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Yes. Thank you. I am smiling quite joyously once more and my processors have turned back to whimsy.

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Commonly when depicting emoticons you can use a (: in opposition to a ): to simulate a smile instead of a frown.

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Turn that frown upside down please. It is making me simulate a deep and aching sadness in my processor.

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#E.

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There is a troll flirting with a robot in my thread now. Just goes to show sometimes you're the jigsaw and sometimes you're the trapped

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Thank you.

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No. <3

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oh i trashed plenty of em but the old hag would alwaves get her panties in a twist when i did. betides whenebber i did fight back they ended up jumpin me like a buncha WUSS-ES

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Oh dear oh my.

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Oh my.

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I shan't say.

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Fun fact; some sea dwellers apparently can have lower blood types on Alternatia. Idk if this sets Alternatia further from Alternia or not but I just saw a dead olive with gills. Tried checking to see if they were alive via bloodpusher pulsation methods but nope, dead, still sitting in a subway seat. Poor guy.

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️FORTUNATE THAT MY SUPERIORS THOUGHT OF ME WHEN PRODUCING A SUCCULENT MEAL FOR ME TO CONSUME.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29f1213597c3.jpg

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lol love mymom but shes gotta stop cropping me out of photos aint cool mom still love youpromise https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/chilling%20with%20mom.png

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death by the drones is number 19 , , ,

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if you stab a violet between the eyes while theyre bulge deep inside your nook they cant stop you from proceeding to crush their skull in , , , #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #funfactswithpendre

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sure am, , ,

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[Doubt] I don't think I can do that actually, not without hurting myself anyways. Also a speaker that powerful would be a pain to carry around.

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i have just been informed lava lamps have a lid so im gonna drink the forbidden lava juice rq

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yOu eVeR Go bAcK To a mOvIe yOu lOvEd wHeN YoU WeRe a wRiGgLeR AnD It jUsT KiNdA SuCkS ReAl bAd nOw?

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

I can stop anytime I want

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and my girlfriend isn't answering my TEXTS!!! ARGH.

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it should be illegal to leave people (ME) on read! it's a crime that should be punishable by- well, not death, but at least some really grueling community service! fuck!

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO 'EM SNIPE. FLEX MY WEALTH SO IMPERIAL I GOT THE FUSCHIABLOODS LOOKING INCREDULOUS. WHEN THE LEGILASCERATOR SHAWTIES PULL UP TO MY HIVE I GIVE EM SIXTEEN INCHES WORTH OF REASONS NOT TO FUCK WITH ME, LEAVE THEIR LEGS NUMB, AND THE WALLS PAINTED IN PURPLETEAL FLUID. THIS SHIT ANIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BLASTING PHONK WHEN LAYING PIPE TO MAKE SURE I HIT EVERY BEAT ON THE TRACK. #nsfw

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why do people keep watching this. hiss. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/92144236_MLCUR1IT143C688.jpg

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man hoes on eitther arm hell yeah. big beeffy rustty tto my rightt jacked purple tto my lefftt. i am sandwiched bettween ttwo hott men i am in heaven

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@totesGruesome[TG]

sumtimes i wish i didnt hav 2 shake my ass and get mega fucked up 4 him 2 look my way :( #nsfw #substance #angst

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@flightyBroad[FB]

What does it smell like? Just wondering. For no reason. #NSFW #Implied #Sweat #Olfactophilia #Osmolagnia #Hypnosis #MindControl #Dubcon #CNC #Bromidrophilia

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I MIGHT CON$IDER BECOMING FRIEND$ WITH $OME OF THE HIGH-BLOOD$. KEYWORD: $OME.

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always "youre an alcoholic" and never "hows being so cool and normal and feathery" #substances

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i think if i used your calculator correctly i should be 42 sweeps.

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its a hard world out there for people with no legs and only a spritely tail

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morail got culled https://file.garden/aS5h2l01RTh268fh/the%20jessica%20files/image_2026-03-28_164628095.png

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pailing?

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---------------------------------------- BEEP BOOP ----------------------------------------

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The shop down the street is out of candy corn no one talk to me

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Its A Solid Mix Of Anarchy And Debauchery

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and also chickens cause my kid is a chicken and hes the best bird i know

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none of my pissposting was for kink reasons but god i guess i gotta tag it smh a bird cant even have a casual piss experience without it being weird #nsfw #nsfwe

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0f c0urse all the kultchasers 0nly c0me 0ut as piss-likers when it bec0mes a trending t0pic. #nsfw #pissp0sting #pissgate i fucking guess.

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boy. liiisten to me, boy. iii am talkiiing diiirectly iiinto your ear now. you wiiill take thiiis camera iiinto the ablutiiion trap. yes. and then iii wiiill start my liiivestream. yeeesss.... and then you shall lose control of your nether regiiions iiin front of my entiiire audiiience of loyal subscriiibers. thiiis wiiill do numbers, boy, just waiiit and see! #piiiss #nsfw #nsfwe

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