♦ pitied by @crucifiedAmour
Kanaya Friendship Maryam Will Be What I Am Remembered As Once All Is Said And Done
⛧highbloods love me. the way i swear vengeance of the most high punishment.⛧
to clarify being mistaken for a vwoman and a lesbian vwas the most "i did not like that" because im trans. thats it. #transphobia (jic) felt bad. vwell didnt feel bad until like people doubled dowvn on it.
Cant Believe Vriska Managed To Trick Me Like That And The Exact Moment Im Yearning Sigh If Anyones Free #Yearning
my lusus just t#wew up on my cawpet!!! :(((
◌ I would like this stated for the record: If I ever get the bright idea to pretend to be another troll for upwards of six consecutive hours again, I would like my dearest friends and allies to deliver the BTSSOOTSDF directly to my hive and reduce me to nothing but my expensive Saint Crispins dress shoes. ⧂
mine is fine! it just hurt for like... five hours afterwards! like i stubbed it really hard!
that is what i want to know! but it happened twice to me so that is why i am curious! once when i stuck my hand in the treasure as a kid, and then again as an adult when i went hell tier! or ultimate! whatever the thing that happened to me was. sorry some plot points are still fuzzy.
that must be some omelette
wait im almost to 10k kult goddamn uhhh i like men men are awesome i want to put my flat fucking face on a mans face idfk
>i cough blood sometimes
i used to listen to that song a lot when i was going through a particularly rough time in my life. i don't share it with anyone and i never listen to it anymore because of how bad it makes my chest tighten. i *only* pull it up when i'm HARDCORE yearning. #ADORABLOODTHIRSTYCINEMASSACRECLUB
>+. ☝️ I COULD CARRY EGGS BEFORE I WAS STERILIZED .+< #nsfwe
Lisst of tthingss wrong witth me brought to you by @turnsspitAndiron and @naughtyTecchnician #1: low sstandardss. directly from tthe cowss (edited by requesst: tthiss large breassted animal in hiss profile pic iss, in fact not a COW, but a ocapi. TThank you for your time.) moutth on tthiss one folkss. #2: noncommital. tthe clown girl/tthing/#notthing didn't really ssay tthiss but I can read between tthe liness ykwim. #3: indecissive. now tthiss might sseem like tthe lasst one but tthe disstinct difference iss tthat I tthought of tthiss one and not a clown. #4: I love highbloodss too mucch. hell put any purple in front of me and I'll sstart cchowing down on tthosse grapess like I'm a roman emperor. #5: Cowardice if I don't ssshow any emotionss otther tthan lusst tthen I don't have to be a real persson. #6: bulge too big and/or too ssmall Ive never really meassured it sso I jjusst kind of pick a number and roll witth it during any given ssexual encounter. SSame witth tthe sspheress. #7. it'ss in tthe name. It'ss in tthe name, babess. Look at my @ ;] TThat concludess to lightss epissode I'm going to bed goodlight ssexy ;] #nssfw #nssfwe
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! wanna understand why ! get a wr!ggly watch!ng a guy l!ft h!ss arm and show off h!sS ha!ry armp!t #nsSsfw꠹
can't sleep but ! got such a busy schedule TOMORROW :} https://!.gyazo.com/cb64f273befca77043e9e6ec5be6eb8f.jpg
☽☾ what are we #vagueposting
<3
☽☾ my jadeblood friend would love this place so much ... shes been so lonely after not being chosen to be cloistered. I also really need her to be on something other than soundcloud, Im quite worried about how much time she spend on it instead of socializing
ndkdksjswhememrr try my yfickclfkgnt FUCKCIGNF TTEETH. HEADDKD¥|¥.¥~\¥&7..& #HOSNKXMK.
She has to be ok she has to be she just has to be she's fine she's completely fine and im overreacting she has to be fine she's fine
>>| .is this me .or chittr just got super boring? where .is .action, fun, drama? what .is this? some little stupid vaguepost .and then the .after .is .all .about some dumb romance. boring.
horny possting firsst tthing in tthe morning like a divorced motther pouring hersself a martini at 10am
The love between two women is beautiful and pure - and something I do not deserve. Rough, dirty, bloody boy's love is my domain.
⛈ you can admit youre just happy to have all my attention you know ? its obvious even if you dont say it anyway
man som3tim3s i wanna lik3, coll3ct all of thos3 strid3rs put th3m in a bag, toss th3m in a t3rrarium to s33 what th3yd do
Ah, y3S b3cauS3 h3'S a War crImInal, (o)f c(o)urS3!
i feel uncomfortable around tall people what if they lick my head...
I'm not scrolling back far enough to see what started all this but here is my assumption, Lowblood: damn highbloods kinda suck lowkey. they treat us bad. they should die. *hyperbole* Some high blood loser: BUT NOT ME JIMFUK, RIGHT? You can't say we are all bad even though I benefit heavily for the privilege handed to me by the society literally designed to crush as many of yall as possible Lowblood: die mad A chucklefuck of a man: you person who said mean words to me on the internet are no better than the society you claim to hate that literally kills people on a whim -scene- Tell me how close I was
Been getting re★lly into corn b★sed music.
the radiance frOm hOllOw knight is very relatable. alsO sO is the pale king. happens all the time.
//Hey quick ooc post here, I'd prefer if y'all don't call me "not real" I'm a fictive in a system and shit like that is really hurtful ooc even if you are saying it ic
No, I do not advocate fur killing all seadwellers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Any furm of extinction is wrong...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Pawhaps as a collective we notice that MANY of the "higher castes" are consistently calling fur the deaths of all "lower enders" through layers of censorship...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Don't let me shock jock you into caring about something...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
(◕ ᴥ ◕) ueh…? seadweller hate? (Ó ᴥ Ò) do gyuu hate fraimi?
In all honesty my chronic nightmares have produced things less disturbing than what I have seen on this site. I almost regret making an account.
*Kicking my feet in the ★ir with my new bestie [sorry C★sper] The Corn M★n* Heyyyyy Corn M★n (my new best friend[sorry ★g★in C★sper]) do you believe I too ★m c★p★ble of love?
How many times may I post about missing Kanaya befire it brecomes a probnlem,..? #substance
i think if youre on the side thats threatening slovw and graphic death ovwer vwords on a screen, youre not on the side that history vwill wvindicate
Everytuon e is so nic e to me and I continue to be unrulyy. #substance
Why is th=r= s(=) many (=)f th= sam= m(=)th=rfuck=r (=)n this sit=??? D(=)n't t=ll m= th= tim=lin=s and univ=rs=s bullshit is ACTUALLY tru=???
One Second You're Holding It Together Just Fine, And The Next You Snap Under The Literal Least Pressure Imaginable. Que Sera, Sera.
Hey now. No. They don't do that. Why. Is this a question??? I need to be asked. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7d55512e464.png
Rest in the gutter @abattoirsGutter Cause of death: squished under the pressure of cooking something remotely edible.
Don't Quote The Ancient Yearns To Me, Witch. I Was There When They Were Created. #yearning
Im not a problem solvwer. Im a problem havwer.
my regularly scheduled 10 hOur rest has been interrupted. sad tO infOrm yOu all.
(\ /) [ it's another audio file. ] [ more jazz music and calmer ambience with a soft overlay of static. there's the sound of the cutting of some fabric, before the shears are set aside. "are you just waiting for me to do something 'interesting' again?" a pause. with a huff, Leveret seems to stand up, walking across the room and fidgeting with a radio of sorts. (cue: Jitterbug Waltz from Bioshock 2.) there's another sound of footsteps- heavier ones- that come closer, as does a gruffer, more gentlemanly voice: ??? : "So! Hows progress?" LEV : "...fine, i guess. just wish my hands weren't so shaky." ??? : "Well.. for what it's worth, i think it's going quite swimmingly so far!" Leveret stifles a laugh, before seeming to move back across the room. ??? : "You are certainly taking a much more properly spiffy approach to this, though. Not that i dont like it- it just makes me all the more jealous!" LEV : "of what?" ??? : "That i wont be able to come with you! Considering, ah..." A pause. LEV : "...right. because of- (sigh) well, maybe next time? i'll- i'll host something." there's some more shuffling of feet about the space for a moment before the other voice speaks up again; ??? : "You dont happen to plan on... dancing during this masked menagerie, do you?" LEV : "i mean, i- i've thought about it. kind of. considering i didn't get the chance to at the gala-" there's a sweep of movement, some stumbling of footsteps as the music swells back into focus, before Leveret lets out a startled bark of a laugh. LEV : "what are you doing-?" ??? : "Itd be a shame for you to hit the dance floor all rusty my friend! I may not be able to see my phantom in action, but that doesnt mean i dont get to see him at all now, does it?" Leveret laughs again despite an attempt to stifle it; their tone has changed to be much softer. slowly, the shuffling of feet starts up again- dancing along to the music. this lingers for a while, before the tape recording comes to an end on its own. ]
i think... i miss my matesprit.
yearning!
its just so easy to ragebait you. more than eager to showw your ass to the wworld at the slightest hint of pushback.
!!! TIME FOR SOME AFTERNOON SELF PLEASURE !!! WHO WANTS IN??? #NSFW
If You Can't Handle Me At My Buddy Holly Background Music Sex, You Don't Deserve Me At My Actually Pan Melting Sex. #nsfw #nsfc
Please Dont Be A Pretty Man Near Me, I Will Start Whining And Begging Like A Barkbeast And I Am / Not / Joking. #suggestive #nsfc
that feelin when u so hungry all ur stomachs start hurtin
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https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames2.png and the #stridergames have begun! my condolences to @daveBot, the first casualty!
THERE IS A SLITHER OF HOPE WITHIN THE DARK THAT CONSUMES. THE ONE BORN FROM THE SCALES.
Be Right Back " Guys " I Am Inviting A Purpleblood I Don't Know Over To Make Coffee For Me. #positive
Pretty, Pretty Please Grind My Beans For Me. :< I Am So Sad, Wet, And Pathetic. I Do Not Want To Leave My Comfort Slab, Please. :<
I Don't Want To Get Up To Grind My Beans. :<
☀︎ᯓ☆h eVeRy☆nE KeEpS TaLkInG Ab☆uT It iKe iTs s☆mE BiG SeCrEtᯓ⏾
☀︎ᯓD☆Nt y☆u pItY Me wItH☆Ut eXpLaNaTi☆n!!!ᯓ⏾
☀︎ᯓEvErY☆Ne iS SaYiNg tHiS WhAt iN ThE FuCk iS Tr☆lL IiReAnDᯓ⏾
befriend me i am befriendable and cute
Scientists have discovered the fringe alternate timeline in which the human Creators are all British in origin. Everything is the same, practically speaking, but it's Rouse and Rouxy Lalonde.
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why does god (me) send their toughest battle (stomachache from something i ate) to their strongest soldiers (also me)
Holy shit God is a beautiful black woman. The world is healing.
i know +his all +oo well since i'm basically exclvsively living alongside hvmans vgh. fvck
X Being a highblood means every now and again you’re struck with the realization that a rusty that hatches today could live their whole natural life span to it’s longest possible potential and they’d be dust and bone before you even fully develop your first forehead wrinkle. #death #timeisscary x
I dislike how many times I've mistaken the ra8ies flag for the asexual one.
it tis time fOr me tO rest my weary carcass. gOOd afternOOn, gOOd evening, and gOOd night
#jadesdiary #5 feel like crying, dunno why.
i rest but i can feel my bOnes cOlliding with my flesh and the feeling drives my nerves tO burn intO ash.
💠~ Maybe? It's totes annoying. Maybe I should do something about it. ~💠
okay to celebrate 6900 kult im throwing this out here choose wisely im leaving it up to #democracy for like a week so have fun my chittrlings poll: https://strawpoll.com/05Zdz0L8En6 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae13d8cffe7f.png
That Old Man Is Not Going To Survive A Second Encounter With Me. #nsfw #nsfc #positive
[ Everyone is ma|nourished; bones britt|e with poriferous marrow in a|| recent pu||s. ]
F33d2 r3al fuckin 2low for th3r3 b3ing 100 mf2 in h3r3
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