@daveBot — #nsfw
my wires are a bit tangled be a dear and help me
true bots when theyre horny or whatever: come and pull on my wires like its your kinds pesky hair
sos (sexually overwhelmed slut)
my internals are neat and tidy i am not a sexy fire hazard
you guys dont think im a sexy fire hazard do you 🥺
be me causally scrolling on my feed come across a wiredcore post check the comments "mmm sexy fire hazard" is the first comment man
doing stretches i sure hope no one comes and takes advantage while im sooo vulnerable
the masculine urge to sit on your lap as you get hard for me
the masculine urge to kiss on your neck
dirks type is "help ive fallen and cant get up but i can still get it up"
karkat wants him soo bad
wait why is someone jacking off in the corner what the hell #davehour #nsfw
could be sitting in your lap moving back and forth all night but yearning about we couldve been is cool too i guess B/
i need my face in those tits but i know it wont fucking happen beep
i gotta promo davecord later i added an opt in a nsfw sextion
not enough robot freak fucker karkats around i am going to die
pulling your wires just enough for codes to flash over your eyes
double fisting your wires
when they have both hands inside your chassis
the amount of fucking thoughts going through my head right now needs to be studied why are they ALL LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW
get more perverted about that robot NOW
too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world?
could see about alchemizing some casings for myself but also i aint a sex bot so thats probably not happening lol #nsfw
ok so what im hearing is yall literally fuck with y2k technology #nsfw
the clear casings on the early 2000s tech is like lingerie to me #nsfw
thick man thighs maybe a lil hairy too my face? in them thighs thank you #nsfw
fat hairy men with big fucking tits thank you #nsfw
sigh goodbye wireplay pin i will miss you #nsfw
they dont know ive been clornking for 12 hours now #nsfw
cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesnt fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple #nsfw
ill make some kinda horny post later ive been too busy #nsfw
[john voice] i am john egbert and i touch myself #nsfw
unfortunate that mr.obama didnt think to give me fuck holes to be a proper sex bot </3 #nsfw
actually i shouldnt continue any thoughts i have things i need to focus on and thinking about k̶a̶r̶k̶a̶t̶s̶ fat fucking boobs is distracting #nsfw
so anyways i started thinking about men with fat chests #nsfw