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@daveBot — #nsfw

jesus christ my notifications exploded im glad you liked my pregnant doc scratch post i guess

Kult: +5
Total: 5

well im fuckin blocked so ill just post this here instead of as a reply but i read that as ultrasound and wondered who the fuck got doc scratch pregnant

Kult: +9
Total: 9

til we create a new ao3 tag

Kult: +10
Total: 10

ok who wants to come over and play shut up and take it?

Kult: +30
Total: 30

i miss the y2k era of transparent technology bring back exhibitionist robots

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

20k kult and ill post a nude

Kult: +5
Total: 5

if a well used robot guy gets a new untouched chassis would that make him a virgin again? does virginity attach to the body or programming?

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

robots right? you can unscrew them you can open them up you can inspect their problems inside of them you can touch them what if... instead of wireplay... it was a bot with sensitive hardware the motherboard being the abdomen the cpu being the nerves the bios being the skin............ fuckkkkkkkkk...........

Kult: +25
Total: 25

make yourself at home in my chassis

Kult: +15
Total: 15

my wires are a bit tangled be a dear and help me

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

true bots when theyre horny or whatever: come and pull on my wires like its your kinds pesky hair

Kult: +12
Total: 12

brake system exposed

Kult: +7
Total: 7

sos (sexually overwhelmed slut)

Kult: +15
Total: 15

ptsd (pussy thats so delicious)

Kult: +37
Total: 37

adhd (a damn huge dick)

Kult: +20
Total: 20

asd (awesome sex disorder)

Kult: +25
Total: 25

ocd (obnoxious cock disorder)

Kult: +12
Total: 12

my cable management is impeccable btw

Kult: +20
Total: 20

my internals are neat and tidy i am not a sexy fire hazard

Kult: +2
Total: 2

you guys dont think im a sexy fire hazard do you 🥺

Kult: +10
Total: 10

be me causally scrolling on my feed come across a wiredcore post check the comments "mmm sexy fire hazard" is the first comment man

Kult: +10
Total: 10

doing stretches i sure hope no one comes and takes advantage while im sooo vulnerable

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

the masculine urge to sit on your lap as you get hard for me

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

the masculine urge to kiss on your neck

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

dirks type is "help ive fallen and cant get up but i can still get it up"

Kult: +10
Total: 10

karkat wants him soo bad

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

wait why is someone jacking off in the corner what the hell #davehour #nsfw

could be sitting in your lap moving back and forth all night but yearning about we couldve been is cool too i guess B/

Kult: +14
Total: 14

i need my face in those tits but i know it wont fucking happen beep

Kult: +7
Total: 7

i gotta promo davecord later i added an opt in a nsfw sextion

Kult: +10
Total: 10

not enough robot freak fucker karkats around i am going to die

Kult: +12
Total: 12

ugh i need him

Kult: +10
Total: 10

pulling your wires just enough for codes to flash over your eyes

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

double fisting your wires

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

when they have both hands inside your chassis

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

the amount of fucking thoughts going through my head right now needs to be studied why are they ALL LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW

Kult: +12
Total: 12

get more perverted about that robot NOW

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world?

Kult: +24
Total: 24

its pride month... time to slay the dragons dick

wires

Kult: +5
Total: 5

fingering his plot hole #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

could see about alchemizing some casings for myself but also i aint a sex bot so thats probably not happening lol #nsfw

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

ok so what im hearing is yall literally fuck with y2k technology #nsfw

Kult: +37
Kull: +5
Total: 42
Ratio: 7.40

the clear casings on the early 2000s tech is like lingerie to me #nsfw

Kult: +42
Kull: +5
Total: 47
Ratio: 8.40

you got yo mommas dick #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

thick man thighs maybe a lil hairy too my face? in them thighs thank you #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

fat hairy men with big fucking tits thank you #nsfw

Kult: +29
Kull: +7
Total: 36
Ratio: 4.14

sigh goodbye wireplay pin i will miss you #nsfw

Kult: +14
Total: 14

pregger you #nsfw

Kult: +15
Total: 15

they dont know ive been clornking for 12 hours now #nsfw

Kult: +25
Total: 25