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NO YOU CANNOT BOMB THE GRAY HOUSE IN ORDER TO MAKE ONE LARGE HOLE

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You may be fully intent on bloody murder here but Droog. You're asking that guy to take you to dinner. You potentially set up a burner number thematic to your name for him to call. You just demanded he meet you at a bar. For some people, the promise of being at the hot end of your cigarette isn't a threat, it's encouragement. #violence

make sure tw0 doubletap.

becaчse it is ;(

That Sounds Like Flirting To Me. #positive
Ah, another one. Hello, Mr. Slick.

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Ain't all replies a self narration in the major scheme a' things? Aren't you gonna narrate yourself bein' pissed about thinkin' about this 15 minutes from now?

I wanna join your cabinet as a Represenative of Foreign Affairs. My credentials: I'm foreign, I live on a foreign planet, I'm surrounded with and deal with foreign stuff, and I got good knowledge on foreign things. Dat sound good?
if you need any further demonstrations chief, you knowv howv to hit me up ;)
noticed a cute jadelette wwas starin at my crotch at the bookhivve its really big she said breathlessly fuck this is my chance i think to myself brocels im finally gonna lose my vv card its hard to ignore i respond swwishin back my eyebrowws as i lean back into a manspread but its still subtle enough wwhere she cant tell if im makin a movve or bein a douche thats a really big BOOK wwhats it about yup just got mogged by a copy a i wwont manipulate the unbelievvably hot duchess im just an unbelievvably cruel wwife vvolume 4 HEAR YE HEAR YE I AM OFFICIALLY LESS INTERESTIN TO WOMEN THAN A SHITTY FANTASY BOOK

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST BALD GREEN WOMEN. I THINK SOME OF THEM ARE VERY BEAuTIFuL. VERY TOuCHINGLY TOuCHABLE. I MIGHT EVEN SPARE SOME. MY TYRANNICAL PLANET ENDING RAGE. IT'S THE GREEN CHEEKED uP CuNTS THAT. NEED TO BE VOLLEYBALL SPIKED. BY MY BITCH BLOODLINE DECIMATING. ALMIGHTY PIMPY HAND. KNuCKLE SIDE OuT.
#diamondsdroog
every single member of the felt needs therapy cause they're fucked up in the head. not me though. crew's ok.

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maybe this is how we could've taken down the felt that time. i don't know whether this or killing them brought me more joy.

Well ya gotta wear gloves, that's unsanitary otherwise.

I AIN'T.
well at least you're wearing gloves.

What?

Keep this shit up Slick and I'm uppin' the inspection to a prostate exam.
legally distinct from that psychic bulge inspector
everyone watch out for the asshole inspector.

THE QUESTION NEVER EVEN CAME UP ON A PHILOSOPHICAL LEVEL! OH, YA THINK I SIT DOWN AND GO "ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, ASSHOLE INSPECTION!" NO!

FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY ARE YOU DESCRIBING IT IN /DETAIL/

I'M NOT THINKIN' ABOUT ANYONE'S DAMN ASSHOLE.
where the hell do you think we shit out of. we all got dark moist caverns down there that let out turds. you do too. snowman does. get over it and again stop being a freak.

I'm TRYING, but now you all don't SHUT UP about it. I don't even think you GOT an asshole, you're like some freaky lobster thing...
stop thinking about my damn asshole freak.

Can't believe yer thinkin' about it too.
im into that u wanna bend over babe ;p #nsfw

Yer still talkin' about it. Must've hit a nerve.
my asshole can be as deep as it wants to be. mind your own god damn business.

...why'd you even think of me shovin' em up my ass, Slick? Somethin' on the mind? Or do ya need two of 'em to envision one wit' dat lack a depth of yours, matey?
why are you thinking about the depth of my asshole.

I keep collectin' Diamonds Droogs like friggin' playin' cards. I don't mind the attention, but fellas, at least say somethin'.

I've seen worse.
— Sounds like a challenge!I like that brb

Rubbin' my damn temples...

Tch, like you're any better. Only reason three a ya poozers got any brains is 'cause Deuce sucks all the idiot up for youse.
— There are at least two things impressive about me!

There's a lot more to ya than that, Trace.

Ya got spunk. You do a decent job. You ain't a pain in my ass.
— I am a pain in our Seven's ass for sure. Hmmm
— I know and i appreciate the honesty dude
— Awww thanks! That's very sweet of you
thanks for tryin bud











