♠ hated by @diamanteDerelict
Mistress Frame.
had to mediate me with the chocolate.
eating the chocolate like a beast. slobbering over it and getting my hands sticky.
so you are. which one is it then. do you have a kid. did you die. did i die. or are you a felt member and work for her.
oh are you one of those.
Do you often assume everyone commenting on your selfies has a fetish involving you?
yeah.
HMMMMMMMMMM (Louder and more thoughtful than the other one)
I’m hardly here twenty four seven, wouldn’t do much. You’d have to try to harder than that, Droog.
We’ll teach you object permanence soon enough.
you dropped it on your face didn't you.
no no keep going. why did you drop it and how.
that's a great mental image.
@diamanteDerelict mixed signals.
i am the hat man.
DIDADMONSDRROG
NO YOU CANNOT BOMB THE GRAY HOUSE IN ORDER TO MAKE ONE LARGE HOLE
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You may be fully intent on bloody murder here but Droog. You're asking that guy to take you to dinner. You potentially set up a burner number thematic to your name for him to call. You just demanded he meet you at a bar. For some people, the promise of being at the hot end of your cigarette isn't a threat, it's encouragement. #violence
Droog I am back on your page and you ARE hitting on that guy.
make sure tw0 doubletap.
Okay. I understand that you're mad at me and that's supposed to be you lashing out. But unless you're more like a swan than I thought, I'm not sure I'm following. Did the Ghostie kill your partner?
becaчse it is ;(
That Sounds Like Flirting To Me. #positive
Is it working? It doesn't look like it is... He's forlornposting.
is that droog trying to hit on the 👻 looking dude
Ah, another one. Hello, Mr. Slick.
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third time bein rejected by a certain shouty lowwblood wwith hypertension its a neww personal best #fincel #cullmenoww
Ain't all replies a self narration in the major scheme a' things? Aren't you gonna narrate yourself bein' pissed about thinkin' about this 15 minutes from now?
I wanna join your cabinet as a Represenative of Foreign Affairs. My credentials: I'm foreign, I live on a foreign planet, I'm surrounded with and deal with foreign stuff, and I got good knowledge on foreign things. Dat sound good?
If you have to question it, it probably isn't!
WHAT DO GAY HORSES EAT? HAAAAYYYY. #DADJOKE
noticed a cute jadelette wwas starin at my crotch at the bookhivve its really big she said breathlessly fuck this is my chance i think to myself brocels im finally gonna lose my vv card its hard to ignore i respond swwishin back my eyebrowws as i lean back into a manspread but its still subtle enough wwhere she cant tell if im makin a movve or bein a douche thats a really big BOOK wwhats it about yup just got mogged by a copy a i wwont manipulate the unbelievvably hot duchess im just an unbelievvably cruel wwife vvolume 4 HEAR YE HEAR YE I AM OFFICIALLY LESS INTERESTIN TO WOMEN THAN A SHITTY FANTASY BOOK
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST BALD GREEN WOMEN. I THINK SOME OF THEM ARE VERY BEAuTIFuL. VERY TOuCHINGLY TOuCHABLE. I MIGHT EVEN SPARE SOME. MY TYRANNICAL PLANET ENDING RAGE. IT'S THE GREEN CHEEKED uP CuNTS THAT. NEED TO BE VOLLEYBALL SPIKED. BY MY BITCH BLOODLINE DECIMATING. ALMIGHTY PIMPY HAND. KNuCKLE SIDE OuT.
#diamondsdroog
Ahem. Yeah I guess I'm a fan of boynook. Sure. I'll admit it. #nsfw
you heard me! though youre always so foul mouthed i guess the waste doesnt need to be literal! hee hee! get it?
i honestly always wondered if carapacians were more like insects with or more like crustaceans where they can do things like urinate out of their face
every single member of the felt needs therapy cause they're fucked up in the head. not me though. crew's ok.
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DIAMNODS DROOL,
maybe this is how we could've taken down the felt that time. i don't know whether this or killing them brought me more joy.
Well ya gotta wear gloves, that's unsanitary otherwise.
I AIN'T.
well at least you're wearing gloves.
What?
Keep this shit up Slick and I'm uppin' the inspection to a prostate exam.
legally distinct from that psychic bulge inspector
everyone watch out for the asshole inspector.
THE QUESTION NEVER EVEN CAME UP ON A PHILOSOPHICAL LEVEL! OH, YA THINK I SIT DOWN AND GO "ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, ASSHOLE INSPECTION!" NO!
FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY ARE YOU DESCRIBING IT IN /DETAIL/
I'M NOT THINKIN' ABOUT ANYONE'S DAMN ASSHOLE.
where the hell do you think we shit out of. we all got dark moist caverns down there that let out turds. you do too. snowman does. get over it and again stop being a freak.
I'm TRYING, but now you all don't SHUT UP about it. I don't even think you GOT an asshole, you're like some freaky lobster thing...
stop thinking about my damn asshole freak.
Can't believe yer thinkin' about it too.
Yer still talkin' about it. Must've hit a nerve.
my asshole can be as deep as it wants to be. mind your own god damn business.
...why'd you even think of me shovin' em up my ass, Slick? Somethin' on the mind? Or do ya need two of 'em to envision one wit' dat lack a depth of yours, matey?
why are you thinking about the depth of my asshole.
I keep collectin' Diamonds Droogs like friggin' playin' cards. I don't mind the attention, but fellas, at least say somethin'.
I've seen worse.
— Sounds like a challenge!I like that brb
Rubbin' my damn temples...
Tch, like you're any better. Only reason three a ya poozers got any brains is 'cause Deuce sucks all the idiot up for youse.
— There are at least two things impressive about me!
There's a lot more to ya than that, Trace.
Ya got spunk. You do a decent job. You ain't a pain in my ass.
— I am a pain in our Seven's ass for sure. Hmmm
— I know and i appreciate the honesty dude
— Awww thanks! That's very sweet of you
thanks for tryin bud
MY PENIS, DROOG!
@diamanteDerelict seems like you've posted about everything you need to. Might as well go ahead and delete the account now.