♠ hated by @digitizedDaruma

「(・`ω´・ )megane saw ai-chan give all the quaddies to his postu.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan's... tsundere arc! (;・∀・) g-gyah. megane-san...n-never considered this!]

「MEGANE ★ ZETTAI ★ TERRITORY! (ФωФ)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: zettai means absolute! (*ゝω・*) absolute territory typically refers to the gap between a moe girl's skirt and her thigh stocks... keke!]

FOR YOU. ANYTHING. FOREVER. #STANCARDLAMINATED!

AICHAN. BREATHE. OR DON'T. I'M EXACTLY WHERE I WANT TO BE. ദ്ദി@𖦹﹏𖦹@

「(´ι _` ) nyeh.」

DUDE YOU ARE THE WORST! YOU AND YOUR TECHNOFLOOZY CAN GET THE FRICKEN *BOOT*!

「(○´∀`○) keke. megane-san knyows more trollhongo than ai-chan.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is megane-san's advanced level technique!]

[S] Stay strong, Megane-san.] [MISC.]✊]

「kekeke... jealous, ai-chan?」

「(; ・`ω・´) listening to ai-chan's kyutievoice... hearing ai-chan tell megane he's a good boy...」 「n-nyo! ι(`ロ´)ノ must nyaht become weak, megane!」 「( ・_ゝ・) she is a whore now, megane.」 「( `ー´) the ai-chan you knyow is shinderu.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shinderu means. shinderu means ・゜・(つД`)・゜・ dead.]

「bangohan with the oshi! megane-san so glad his kupo-chan pakupaku doll came! (* ̄∇ ̄)ノ gyahhh~ so onakagasuita, kupo-chan! (o´・∀・)o itadakimasu!」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bangohan means dindin! (*^ー゚) yummies~ pakupaku means nomnoms! (* ´ ▽ ` *) pakupaku is the east alternian way to describe chewing! (* ̄∇ ̄)ノ ahhh, see? the east alternians even CHEW much more kawaii... (kawaii means cute)...onakagasuita means hungwy and itadakimasu is a special east alternian phrase that means "let's have a great and succulent meal!" (∩゚∀`∩)]

「tch... megane-san is at his limit... (¬_¬) pwepare to be cut down...」

「( :゚皿゚)」

「live for kupo-chan.( ・_ゝ・)」 「die for kupo-chan...( `_ゝ´)」 「byut most importantly...」 「eat lots of delicious fruit for kupo-chan! (*>∇<)ノ」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: the kupo nut is a fictional fruit beloved by the moogle species, which kupo-chan's kyutielook is based off of! (o≧▽≦)ノ kekeke~ megane-san knyows lots about recycling nuts, byut.... ヽ(;▽;)ノ nyaht a lot about eating fruities... (´・ω・) byut~ he is learning for his oshi!]

「(-_-)」

「(ノ_・。) ai-chan needs punishment for kantsu.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: cheating whore.]

「(/ー ̄;)」

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cool twirl. going to assume this is sarcasm.

yeah, uh. i'M not exactly going to start mediating between the two of you. and i'M not going to start making excuses for him either. just wanted to let you know. you still need help, right?

「(*^▽^)/★*☆ kyaha!! (* ゚∀゚) megane-san is okie dokie nyow!~」

「ai-chan... is always here for megane-san when he's sad... (´Д⊂ヽ」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS CONTENT THAT WILL GET YOU IN THE FEELIES!! (TДT )]

