♠ hated by @ectoplasmBiologist
so no
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ feelings NOT mutual. ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎♡ i didn't do anything john, besides worry about you and want to beat you with hammers ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Nah theyre aliens from planet glubocus
Starting tomorrow im going to randomly post fish and animal facts #fisharentanimalsdontarguewithme
If we use a pogohammer it does double damage
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i think we should take turns beating the horny out of john with hammers. i don't think it'll work but I wanna know what he drops ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ see i don't think you can, you can't handle all that ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
A useful little guide for those of you still struggling with professional decorum. I appreciate your contributions to my mental landscape. You are an authority figure to me. Thank you for giving me purpose. May I borrow your grin for a legitimate business need. These are all perfectly reasonable things to say to one's employer, and I can think of absolutely no circumstances in which Human Resources would object. Today, I will be productive and on-task. I feel neutral to somewhat positive about my manager and team. I work well under stress. There. You are becoming employable already.
CHOOSE YOUR #WORKWAIFU. #THEFELT. #APPLYNOW.
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SHE LORD ON MY ENGLISH UNTIL I AWESOME
if yꙮu read this yꙮu agree tꙮ me gꙮing tꙮ yꙮu and taking yꙮur wallet - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
Okay. Stop. Hacking. My. Husktop. And. Putting. Jazz. Music. On. It. Please.
☆ > Yes
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thats because it is
why'd the picture go to jail? it was fraaaamed...!
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sugar i dont even think you can handle the one
anyway i aint even need to ask who want me 😎 😉🕶️🤏 😎
louder and with greater feeling not my john not my problem not my john not my probl
It should be, with how much I've been saying it.
look bud i get it even negative attention can be nice when youre feeling a little neglected but trust me when i say youre better off going to the nearest gay bar and locking down a leather daddy you will be happier for it trust #nsfw #sortof #kinkmentionatleast
i am rubbing my temples and whisperingd softly but with great urgency not my john not my problem not my john not my problem not my john not my problem not my joh-
You're right, maybe I should just tie the pest up and throw his ass out to the street.
I might have to kick his ass bro.
CH4LK #N33DD4T
CH4LK C4K3 *DROOLS*
LIL BRO DOESNT WANNA GET OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! >:(
Nothing like a afternoon cigarette to take the edge off. #substance
Hot take: Gentle parenting raises spoiled little brats who can't appreciate whatever they get. #Bro-Truth
Damn, love getting hit with a random headache, guess I'll pop a painkiller to ease it, also yo little man, if your little friend over sleeps I'm tossing his ass out of the apartment.
Whatever you want, but don't be surprised if you wake up outside the apartment.
A Shame.
Well fuck this is a whole other fresh hell situation yeah if they were on backwards it's time for a do over
THEY MADE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE ABOUT ME?
NOTIFICATIONS: WANT OF THEM IS A ILLNESS MANY HAVE AND POBICO THEY ALSO FEEL NOT SO GOOD
wow, a new low smh smh
D --> I am making a callout post on my chittr.ing D --> @ectoplasmBiologist hates muscles D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d79683445684.png
D --> Muscles
Equius stop hating and piting random posts.
0M N0M N0M N0MN0M
you don't think that hasn't already crossed my mind? didnt know you were into that stuff. shit, you're just as bad as him haha
Oh please, he will thank me for it one day.
@toughtalk blalaalal
oh brooooooo
Likeable is a strong word, tolerable maybe, but even that's a stretch.
I might strangle Dave for falling asleep, how does little man deal with your antics.
-Eelmao
-Equius keep going ts funny ass s)(ell
D --> Deserved
When did I suddenly become a father of two, ugh why can't that brat go bother Roxanne for food, I know that tipsy bitch has a loaded fridge.
I hope you don't mind getting stabbed with swords.
Don't worry, I'll be sure to treat your father good.
GROWL.