♦ pitied by @emotionalCorpse
>> WVWKWBWKWN go forth w¡th th¡ડ newfound know1edge and have fun!!
>> P1EAડE ¡ need to know what ¡t waડ ¡ need ¡n on th¡ડ, Monroe
oh if we're talking kinks. then it's gotta be the bros. y'know, multiple of them at once. if you have fun with the guys, why do you gotta throw labels on things? (outside of the sweet ass label of homies!) #nsfw
⚇ You're welcome! :8) ⚇ And no big deal! I'm always happy to be a schoolfeeder. ⚇ If you catch my drift. ⚇ H o i n k. ⚇
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[HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KEEPT RE#HITTING REPLIE$??? HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT???]
i mean it d0esnt really fix any 0f my issues
(｡•ᴗ•｡) EEEEE YOU AGREED WITH ME!!!! ♫
(╥﹏╥) SO SO SO SO SO TRUE (╥﹏╥) Why are they being so exclusionary to you, Mr. Monroe... ♫
You too [][]u[][]?
o(〒﹏〒)o Why are you being so mean to me... o(〒﹏〒)o This bozo is literally trying to steal my boyfriends... ♫
do not lose the yaoi fairy's favour
Sorry, Sonic And Shadow Are Actually My Two " Husbands " Who Kiss Each Other And Myself. There Is No Room For You In Our " Throuple ". #sympathetic
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND HE'S NOT YOURS GO AWAY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ HE WOULDN'T BLUSH LIKE THAT HE'D BE SHY AND SAY THINGS LIKE "TCH" AND "I'M THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM" ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ AND HE'D KISS ME. ME!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (｡•ᴗ•｡) Oh and Sonic too, obviously! Teehee! ♫
>>| like, by pushing .i mean .asking how they .are doing, how .are they feeling, what .is their night was. .i'm .in fear that .at .one point they will get mad .on me for that. for such .obnoxious questions. .and from that .i start to .overthink, .i guess.. what .if they .actually waiting for my question. .and then .it goes .on .and .on. .and .i'm like. maybe .i should check .on them. but .i know they're doing .alright. but what .if not? .uhhh. sorry. .i just don't .understand the boundaries people might have. .and .it gets me worry. like. .it's fine to go .and .ask .a friend .if they .are doing .alright. yes? but what .if they start think .i'm .annoying .or something... rambling. #cw-mental-health
((╬◣﹏◢)) UM. NO?????? ♫ (o^▽^o) That's not self shipping we're just destined, obviouslyyyy ♫
Mghnnhmhl i wish he was anyway arent you doing the same with some emo guy too
(‡▼益▼) FAKE ASS YUMESHIPPERS NOT STICKING WITH 2D ♫ (‡▼益▼) ITS NOT SHIPPING IF ITS WITH A REAL GUY ♫ (‡▼益▼) THAT'S JUST YOUR UGLY ASS BOYFRIEND ♫
(＾་།＾) HAHHH THERE'S ALREADY SO MANY CUTE BOYS ON HEREEEE ♫ (×_×) I'M DEAD. ♫
(｡╯︵╰｡) It turns out there's a lot of mean people on the internet... (｡╯︵╰｡) People who scorn you, reject you, try to make you think your crush totally doesn't want you... (｡╯︵╰｡) But...But but but!!! ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ Just like when you get a mean comment on your SlayO3 fics ♫ ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ And just like when your lusus tells you to clean your room ♫ ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ You just have to persevere!!! ♫ ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ Fall back on your husbandos!!!! ♫ ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ Live life and love!!! ♫
(✯◡✯) HHHH KEEP GOING KEEP GOING ♫
【𝝘𝝞𝝝𝝩 𝝥𝝝𝗪】--> What ●ƙ get a bl•cƙ y•u tw• what the hell lma• ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
【𝝘𝝞𝝝𝝩 𝝥𝝝𝗪】--> Ew Well uh Imagine an UGLY FAT ●BESE ●LD MAN harassing y•u N•t a cute guy Same thing happening here ƙind •f ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
>ᴗ< A guy....harassing *me*...? ♫ >ᴗ< Hhhhhnnhnhnn... <3 <3 <3 <3 ♫
(｡•́︿•̀｡) Mr. Monroe...? (｡•́︿•̀｡) Why aren't you defending me...? ಥ_ಥ ... ヽ(^。^)ノ WAIT WAIT I GET IT ♫ ヽ(^。^)ノ You want to keep everything seeeecret. I understand ♫ ヽ(^。^)ノ Whatever you want!!!! ♫
(╥﹏╥) WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME I DON'T GET IT (╥﹏╥) ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS PROTECT HIMMMM ♫
["WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOUR FORGIVENE$$, BUDDY??? P-P" MONROE, $TOP, WERE DONE. AFTER THE WAY YOU TREATED ME WE #OULD NEVER GO BA#K TO NORMAL.. HTTP$://FORM$.GLE/BMJPTAW38KQE1X7G9]
【𝝘𝝞𝝝𝝩 𝝥𝝝𝗪】--> Wahh wahhh Gr•wn ass w•man btw ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
( ; ω ; ) ( ; ω ; ) ( ; ω ; ) ( ; ω ; ) WAHHHHHHHHHHH @emotionalCorpse HELP HELP THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME!!!! ♫
【𝝘𝝞𝝝𝝩 𝝥𝝝𝗪】--> ? I didnt even? Mean it in a r•mantic way? The fucƙ? Stinƙy ass bitch g• taƙe a sh•wer ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
o_o ZOMG WHO. ♫ (╬ Ò﹏Ó) THEY NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM MY POOKIE BEAR!!! I'LL KILL THEM I'LL KILL THEM I'LL KILL THEM!!! ♫
【𝝘𝝞𝝝𝝩 𝝥𝝝𝗪】--> Hi d• y•u need an•ther delusi•nal tr•ll im here f•r ya ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
(*￣▽￣)b EXACTLYYYYYYYYY ♫ (*￣▽￣)b I'M GONNA MAKE HIM KISS SO MANY BOYS AND I'LL GET TO WATCH AND WE'LL BE IN LOVE FOREVER AND KYAAAAAAA ♫
( = ⩊ = ) AAAAA WE'RE ALREADY TOTALLY IN LOVE I CAN'T BELIEVE ITTTT ♫ ( = ⩊ = ) THIS IS THE BEST WEBSITE EVERRRRRRRRR ♫
⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝ YOU MEAN IT YOU MEAN IT??? ♫ ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝ OMGGGGG HE THINKS I'M COOL THIS IS SO KAWAIIIII ♫
[NO MONROE I GAVE YOU MY $OUL MY BODY AND MY HEART RIGHT IN YOUR HAND AND YOU THREW IT AWAY]
⸜( ´ ꒳ ` )⸝ HOORAYYYYYY THANK YOU MR. MONROE ♫ ⸜( ´ ꒳ ` )⸝ You're soooo coooool <3 <3 <3 ♫
[YOU KNOW THAT PO#KETED #A$H I WA$ GONNA GIVE YOU??? YEAH???? IT$ $TAYING IN MY PO#KET]
(((o(*°▽°*)o))) ***YOU'VE COSPLAYED SASUKE?!?!?!?!?!*** ♫ (((o(*°▽°*)o))) KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 ♫
(((o(*°▽°*)o))) OMG?? A CUTE BOY???? (((o(*°▽°*)o))) *AND* YOU LIKE NARUTO?????? (((o(*°▽°*)o))) OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ♫
WHO had access to WHAT @bummelBoogie #whatdatfuckingmean
You would think that SBURB/SGRUB/the fucking Game would know better than to give the asshole of all time direct access to the soul signatures of the twenty-seven people he tricked into playing the fucking game but ANYTHING TO GET A UNIVERSE MADE I FUCKING GUESS?
0mg trip report mY stash is missing
[MONROE.]
[THI$ I$ AN OLD PHOTO]
:o) Hee hee. :o) Less desperation. :o) Moreso eagerness.
i'm really nicies to the emo boy population i can fix you by the way
might become celibate he posted imagine dragons and i think it was unironically i think he genuinely listens to this he made a babe off contest he has a guide to fuck multiple women nook just wanted boing boing that one time he's haunting me i consistently rack up karma and pay for the consequences of it daily #nsfw
:o) Promise?
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oooh.. thank yoU i Use them like this >.• becaUse they look like me!...
This edible ain't shit.
hmmm.. restless tonight >.- i cant sleep i want to have sex!! help!! >.> #nsfw...
:o) Hee hee. :o) My apologies. I have a soft spot for Mr. D'Amore.
[NO $TOP IT NO IM GOING TO #RAVE THO$E THING$ AND THEN LOOK WITH MELAN#HOLY AT MY DI$GU$TINGLY BLAND HO$PITAL FOOD]
["BE HONE$T . . . RIT#HY, MY MAN . . . I PULLED $OME REPORT$ FOR THE LA$T QUARTER AND NOTI#ED $OME, LET’$ #ALL THEM, “MI$TAKE$” ON PAYROLL IF YOU’RE PO#KETING $OME REAL #A$H, I FEEL A$ THOUGH, WITH ALL YOUR TIME IN THI$ #OMPANY U$ TOGETHER, WORKING DAY BY DAY . . . YOU $HOULD HAVE AT LEA$T LET ME IN ON IT, #’MON MAN!!!" FU#K OKAY IM $ORRY IM $ORRY I WON'T DO IT AGAIN IM A GOOD BU$INE$$BOY I $WEAR I $WEAR PLEA$E DON'T $END ME TO THE #PIT HTTP$://FORM$.GLE/MBJZ1292HK6U$6FR9]
Ladies, ladies, ONE at a TIME. I CAN'T possibly get to ALL of you. https://i.postimg.cc/NM2Mp5bY/image.png
| jutt wntd some cute p|cs Att the beAXXXch :(
JUST SPRAYING OUR BUSINESS. ACROSS ALL OF CHITTR. LIKE A FIRST-TIMER MISSING THE PAIL AND HITTING THE FLOOR.
♯falsepleasures ♯breed ♯genuinepain / like ♯overindulgence in ♯sweets & a ♯tummyache ♯rightafter
They Are Going To Lie And Say They Won't Miss My Kazoo, But They Will.
call me mr. potent seed
(( i hate periods what the fuck is wrong with you i can spend like 10 hours with a pad on and nothing comes out and as soon as i go "oh well its probably over now" IT COMES BACK STOP IT
[MONROE I #ANT IM $TU#K IN THE HO$PITAL]
Let me be clear, it is not considered "meatriding" if the individual could actually do it.
One Of You " Snitched " On Me. >:<
Don'^ normally complain, bu^ i^'s ho^ as fuck ou^. No on3 ask m3 s^upid qu3s^ions for ^h3 n3x^ s3v3ral hours.
COVERS THEM WITH WHAT? FuCKING BANDAGES?
"= i thought i was replying to the one about tall trolls. ="
I f33l you, ch3ck und3r your b3d =>;)
Sorry if I haven't been around.. there has been a few matters that have been keeping me busy...
@3mo^ionalCorps3 W3 down ^onigh^ or wha^? =:?
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ a repentant 2i2ter knOw2 when and where tO hOld her tOngue. BUT 2HE CAN'T 2TAND A BITCH WHO DEFACE2 THEIR BLE22ED BODY WITH FRIVOLOU2 LU2T2. the MO2T yOu de2erve i2 a 2i2ter whO'll cut yOu up tO make yOu mi22 the feeling Of being whOle. #viOlenve #bOdy-hOrrOr ○ ● ○
IndEEd... :( I Am qUItE dIsAppOIntEd
thEy dId nOt hAvE sOUp fOr my lUnch tOnIght- :( I wIshEd fOr sOUp
⚇ ...Hoink. ⚇
⚇ I prefer the friends! :8D ⚇
~~~what abQut the pals we made alQng the way? ^Q?Q^ <> ~~~
Scrolling through the minefield of askbox links. Wish me luck.
OBJECTION! ewwwwwwww
Yeah, so that's the least tragic thing that's going to happen in your sgrub game. #ourgametriedtoeatarchie
(you can't just say encouragement that doesn't fucking mean anything.)
⚇ Tch. ⚇ I ain't know what a motherfucker's talking about. ⚇ If you gettin' thoughts in your dumbass nugbone? ⚇ You should see me after class. ⚇
⚇ This is so fuckin' pusherbreaking. ⚇ NO!!!! ⚇ I have excellent, VERY THICK, VERY LUSCIOUS HAIR. ⚇ THAT I TAKE CARE OF VERY WELL!!! ⚇ Just cuz a brother's persuaded by a lil' pomade... ⚇
⚇ Thinkin' of him finding me after I'm done with schoolfeeding the wrigglers. ⚇ He ain't in my class, but the motherfucker wants some lessons of his own ⚇ If you catch a motherfucker's drift. ⚇ Seein' how he locks the door behind him. ⚇ Ain't no way out for either of us. ⚇ Not until we done with one another. ⚇ I know he wants instruction on how a clown brings pain. ⚇ And I'm more than happy to give it to him. ⚇ He's a greedy motherfucker ⚇ Gluttonous for punishment that only I can dole out. ⚇ ... ⚇ But I shouldn't get too personal. ⚇ Ain't want him to find out i'm talkin' on him. ⚇ #Nsfw #DownBad #CullMe ⚇
⚇ I guess I gotta restyle my hair then? ⚇ Its definitely long enough to bring over my eye like yours when I let it down. ⚇
⚇ Hoink.... ⚇
>>| greetings. just woke .up... @datacontrol .ate my cheese! .i can't leave .anything .alone .in your perimeter, people. not .even .a single food. how cruel.
.•° not the usual outcoMe, but i've seen it before
Humid.
Less yeah.
you want me to drone strike you...?
⪩ St𓉸rdew v𓉸lley w⌖n't let me r⌖m𓉸nce the m⸸lf ⪨
⚇ Beautiful shit, brother. ⚇
Unsure..
the hangover’s a motherfu(ker #substan(e
you can talk them into it being free i think
.•° see soMething on the tiMeline you just really wish you didn't? ... this isn't an offer this tiMe actually. i'M just relating to soMe of the More norMal people around here.
7@rk$o'$ Going To Be Ok@y For @nyone I H@ven't @7re@dy Me$$@ged Direct7y, Though He'$ Going To Be Down For The Count For @ 7ong Whi7e.
>> ¡ am fond of not gett¡ng ડer¡ouડ1y ¡njured, that ¡ડ true hahaha A1ડo ¡t'ડ rea11y coo1 that you've been gett¡ng ¡nto ડFX :))
~~~that's what editin' is fQr! i'm nQt exactly gQQd at parsin' feelin's Qr nQthin' but it made me kinda realize what feelin's are behind kismesissitude! sQ- thanks fQr that! ^0uQ^ ~~~
>>| greetings. just returned from working .on my server. .it was heating like crazy. .all steam .and smoke. good that .i was working .outside .or the .owner .of the hive would cull me .if .it went .on fire.
∙☾__☽ needed to let you know i hated this twice
X Hate date idea: There is no date we just go into the woods, bend you over a tree stump, and paint your asshole purple over the course of ten minutes while you scream my name #nsfw x
X Monroe I’m gonna call u while I’m in the new town square with my palmhusk on full volume AND speaker x
⚇ :8D HOINK HOINK HOINK ⚇
⚇ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. ⚇
⚇ pepperoni. ⚇ duh ⚇
>> ¡ am try¡ng not to hate react th¡ડ one, Monroe..
one pitY and i;ll drag the first bloke i see into a casino against their will
>> ડorry ¡ m¡ડડ you
https://file.g4rden/4cHr0Q40vHdP6Dfc/123746_Cullerfox.jpg
.okay im bored #dashwatchinG .list time is oveR .dont think i wont catch you if you have been waiting for me to give up to post your loser shit i will still add you to the list if i see iT .AHEm .presenting the list of losers displaying bitchless behavior on maiN .losers of the hour arE @restlessAnimal @uprootedGarden @eldritchTherapy @gardenGhostist @emotionalCorpse @carcinologyGenarch @clownCorruption @junkfoodPocketdimension @celestialAbsurdity @unclaspedKahuna @cesarianAqueduct @gildedAura @tipsyGlamour @carcinoVantas dishonorable mentions tO @felisCorvus and @nightterrorPsychologist .ediT .by personal requesT @trendyGnostalgic .would like to be known as a bitchless loser too just for the funsieS .your positions on the list last for the next twenty four hourS .okay now fuck ofF #directpostinG
X Not the same, I need to know if human spicy doritos are stronger than troll ones x
[$HIIIT]
[OH FU#K THEY FOUND THE BATHROOM????]
It has also come to my attention that my Head of Health & Safety isn’t actually a licensed physician which is probably not great.
⚇ Ain't nothin' sane 'bout my clown posse that's for damn sure. ⚇ Don't worry. ⚇ I'll be down your way soon enough. ⚇ Just gotta get some PTO up in this bitch ⚇
⚇ :8) HA HA HOINK. ⚇ HA HA HI. ⚇
6'3
hes not A chud :( hes wonderful cAsperful
Guys. I am no jock. I am 6'3 and a heavy wind could do some damage.
chAdsper thAts u goooo cAsper go
sorr7, zu((ia, he's all noodl7
LMAO?
HES NOT????
>>| .alright .uhhh. .i may go take .a nap, .i guess..
>> Are you okay?
What was that...?? Deep... DEEP... DEEP WITHIN... The depths of my PUSHER. YEARNING?????? SURELY. Not.
🜏 ♱hank you ?? fuxk you ? ♱hank fuxk you >??? ii ♱hiink ??????? ♅
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe carniv0r0uz h00fbeaztz 1eft a dent in my hu11. h0w rude. [END MESSAGE]
🜏 iim snozziin and lozziin ii guɛss d:死亡 ♅
[I'M DEPRE$$ED ANXIOU$ $HAKY MY VI$ION I$ A LITTLE BLURRY I #AN'T #ON#ENTRATE MY BODY HURT$ I NEVER $LEEP BUT OVERALL I'D $AY $O-$O]
🜏 o shii♱ ii shoulda piixkɛd ♱ha♱ damn u go♱ mɛ ♅
>> ¡ have been! !! Manag¡ng my hea1th cond¡t¡onડ! That ¡ડ moડt1y ¡t AH !! ¡ DOTN KNOW ¡F ¡ HAD A MATEડPROT 1AAT T¡ME WE TA1KED THOUGH ¡ UAVE A MATEડPR¡T! !!!
.loseR
⚇ Hehehehe... :8) Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe :8D ⚇
⚇ It should be!! ⚇ I'll DM you later and maybe we can discuss some scripture passages? :8O ⚇
feminism loss
My Cabinet now has two less women. Shaking crying throwing up.
ﮩـﮩﮩ٨ـ🫀ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ I 𝓈hould clarify. I𝓈 anyone that I know who won't try and kill me while I'm 𝓈leeping renting?
>> 😭😭😭😭 ડn¡ff1
>> What'ડ terr¡b1e ¡ડ that th¡ડ happened r¡ght aડ *¡* got off1¡ne 😭😭😭😭
whi do€s h€ k€€p saiyng y hav€ a pytch crush on hym? ys h€ stupyd? do€s h€ want m€? #vagu€posting #dir€ctposting
it is embarrassing though.. >
that - is - a bit - embarrassing to hear - outloud - about the last part - ... >
WHY IS IT COLD AS FUCK RIGHT NOW- OH WAIT I FORGOT IM ALWAYS REALLY COLD.
-=[sso when casper does it its fine but when kaikka does it its an issue huh is that what yourre saying huh_☺]=-
Rejoice, friends! I have made the decision to officially host a bible study, open entirely to the public!... So long as they're respectful, of course. As I've yet to take my teachings to trollkind off of the internet, I'm very excited to see where this will go. This event will begin Sunday. Come as you are, and come ready to be enlightened! - Isaiah 55:11
⚇ nah, brother. ⚇ no matter what happens. ⚇ no matter what you think you've done. ⚇ no matter what you think in general. ⚇ you'll always be my number one. ⚇ nothing will EVER change that. ⚇ i promise. ⚇
⚇ awh, monroe... cmon. ⚇ you's a brother to me. ⚇ you's been *good* to me. ⚇ you're my brother. ⚇ ain't nothin' gonna change my mind on that. ⚇
⚇ as far as i'm concerned ⚇ its your place, brother. ⚇ your place is wit' me. ⚇
Mmmm wha^3v3r :P lam3 ass bi^ch, you’r3 no fun. Booo I’m ^hrowing ^oma^o3s.
You WOULD b3 ^hinking abou^ nailing m3 wi^h dildos wouldn’^ you? p3rvy fr3ak ;P #nsfw
X @emotionalCorpse 30§ says you can’t clear a kief toke out of a 6ft tall bong in one breath #substance x
X ??? x
X What the fuck is a scooby-doo? It that like slang for kush? #substance x
i should hit the sopor / but / honestly / i wanna just scroll chittr / for validation / i'm just / frustrated / i hate tabloids / i don't wanna be punished / for going on a date / with my matesprit / for pride
⚇ it will be, brother. ⚇ it will be. ⚇
I declare today chittr beach episode. Nothing bad happens in the beach episode.
,,,bad,,,thi$ i$ bad,,,thi$ i$ very bad,,,bad bad,,,bad thi$ i$ bad,,,not good,,,very bad not good,,,
LARKSO PLEASE.
LMAAAOOO. CASPER COOPER A GYM BRO KING, I'VE BEEN STRUGGLING TO DO FOUR SIT UPS PUBLICLY ON THIS VERY TIMELINE EVERY OTHER DAY FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS
Once Again I Have Returned To This Cruel Mistress ( Folk Punk ).
We're At This Part In The Quadrant Grieving Process. https://open.spotify.com/track/5lhs0sqrhvyc2nn9bwdbom?si=twjzlhrtq2-ngmq2qsxjcg
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[MONROE I LITERALLY PO$TED MY TIT$ ON#E ARE YOU FR #$UGGE$TIVE]
[WOKE ↑ BE#AU$E I HEARD IT WA$ #HORNYPO$TING HOUR$. UNFORTUNATELY I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ADD MY GRAIN OF $ALT TODAY BE#AU$E I'M NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO $AY THE THING$ THAT #OME TO MIND RIGHT NOW, MAYBE TOMORROW THOUGH #N$FW]
yeah lots of Motherfuckers out here with all bark anD no bite i tell you what. all the flirtin in the worlD anD no intent to follow through
X Hey this is my piece of art not yours x
< ||| > |-|3110 ([|-||77|2 !!! |'|Y| |Y|374\/3|25|/\/6 |7 |2|6|-|7 /\/0\V/
You are literally going to shit your brains out.
ugh. fiine.
ii thiink ii have a tear iin my gauge. thii2 2hiit 2tiing2... #gore ii2h iidk ii dont want to gro22 other2 out.
it’s been a while since i have updated upOn the situatiOn it was hard tO get a decent picture Of it but here it is. it is spreading up my hand. https://file.garden/agQ30QzKlhVH5YDa/IMG_8521.png
X Lemonade…🤤 x
They’re multiplying. Dear god.
ii want lemonade now. fuck.
fuck now i want lemonade. i need to get off chittr
br ч h
ih god whY is it still chasti g me
8=8 > this cannot be what gets you peoples attention #nsfw https://file.garden/aBZ5rjzGMXomaV2l/bro.png
The fucked up thing is that if I were a character in a series, I wouldn't even be the main character. I'd be some fringe side character that got three lines of dialogue and then absolutely butchered by fanon. :[
I might be having s panic attack #outglutmasquerade
⚇ I understand. ⚇ But I promise its okay! ⚇ Everyone still likes you :8) ⚇
Consequences Of My Actions. Can't I Fuck Around And Not Find Out? :<
Dread - Blood - missing people >
-=[ x///-) do iit again_☺]=-
-=[ ddw monroe it will DEFINITely beme_☺]=-
>> You are ડ¡mp1y not a11owed to d¡e, ડorry
A^ l3as^ pap m3 b3for3 you punch m3 in ^h3 fac3 wi^h LI3SSSSSSSS #nsfw ish jus^ quad s^uff idk wha^ youd call i^
Shi^... Makin' a girl blush ov3r h3r3 wha^'s up wi^h ^ha^? =;P
Imagine a poor, sad little (6'2) maroon blood being dragged by the leg to the gym by a slightly larger, bulkier maroon. There are clawmarks in the floor in this scenario in your mind palace.
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^ha^ jad3 is fuckin' back again wha^ ^h3 h3ll. #no^sovagu3pos^ing
LIKE THIS POST IF YOU THINK IM A REALLY GOOd FRIENd ANd ANYONE SAYING OTHERWISE IS JUST PLAYING A REALLY SILLY NOT ENTIRELY FUNNY PRANK
Had a dream about puppets. Not a fan.
>> #¡Waડ¡mag¡n¡ng #HowEmot¡ona11yDevaડtat¡ng #ToMe #¡tWou1dBe #¡f¡Acc¡denta11yડa¡dડometh¡ng1¡ke #Oh #WhatડThat #YouWantTo #Cum #On #MyFace ? #And¡Fee1Th¡ડ #¡mp1¡eડ #ThatDeડp¡teBe¡ng #¡nTheZone #TheHaડhtag #Formatt¡ng #Wou1dComeડoNatura11yToMe #That¡Wou1dntEvenB1¡nk #ForTheRecord #That¡ડNOTHow¡ડext #1mfao #AndA1ડo #Tag #¡mડorry¡fYouReadTheડe #nડfw
>> yayy
did t+is +allowed bitc+ of t+e utmost debauc+ery just call me a fake c+rommunist because im not mentally ill
#Himerbro
How the fuck am I a space deity adjacent mf and yet I still get seasonal allergies like? Fuck you??? WHY???
I Feel Extremely Normal This Dusk.
X Well I’m starting tonight in the middle of a park surrounded by three corpses, a machete, an empty jar of shine, and without my hat. #violence #substance x
NOOO. I'm a side character!!!
>> guyડ Caડper won't ડtop chaડ¡ng me w¡th a hammer p1eaડe make h¡m ડtop !! :((( 🏃♂️ 🔨🏃♂️
He Is Lying, You Do Not Need To Compliment Me On The #larksoposting Post, Because I Will Cry At The Slightest Hint Of Kindness.
I had to take several days to make most of mine... Apparently having no inspirations for direction is hard to work off of ;^^ ))
♯plagued with ♯daymares ♯however if i ♯speak them ♯aloud i will have to ♯live ♯through ♯thehorror
FUCK MY LIFE THIS TYPO WAS ABYSMAL
ITS ALL ABOUT THE JOUNRY THAT COUNTS
CT - keeps bullying me - She - says - it's ironic - to have a - fever - when - I'm so cold - most - of the time >
Slightly sick - still - But I'm - not - infectious at least! >
this cant be happening
YEAH, IT FEELS.. UNNATURAL, I TRIED SMILING ONE TIME ALL I COULD MUSTER WAS A REALLY UGLY GRIMACE.
my internet is so fried but i can't afford anything better fuck my chungus life man.
>> HW¡WHWJWNW ડTOPPP NOOOO
I Do Enjoy He/him Nook. I Remain Heterosexual. Call Me Problematic If You Wish, I Care Not............. #nsfw.............
Tell me why someone came into the clinic asking me to "Rxate theiRx bulge" in a medically pRxofessional manneRx. The effect this site is having on the Rxeal woRxld is astounding. ᝰ
honestl7, (han(es are 7ou’re better off not knowing
ᐖ I MISS MAPLE ᐖOGNUT WHY ᐖUNKIN ᐖONT HAVE ᐖEM......... ᐛ
✿ AY BRUH chill CHILL WE NOT SCRAWNY
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 @arsenicCatnxp WOULD ME FIGHTING TOMORROW NIGHT IN A MAID OUTFIT BE GOOD PUBLICITY FOR THE CAFE. :o? #fightnight #kittymaidcafe
I think ill ju2t go practic3 my h3adbutt2 again2t a wall until my pan 2hut2 down #cw-23lf-harm #v3nting #fml
(( OOC post to give context for everyone on recent interactions with me or my characters Hi everyone :)) I wanted to make a post real quick to apologize for any inconsistency on my part I have some significant chronic health issues that flare up at times and lately the brain frog has been getting to me If at any point I accidentally spam you or overstep a line, or if I'm just bothering you, please let me know OOC. You can DM me or just post it in the thread, whichever you're comfortable with! (as much as I might joke around IC about bullying someone or teasing, I'm not actually trynna bother anyone or be too incessant) Sometimes I might disappear for a period of time unexpectedly, I just want you to know I will always end up coming back and this is not me avoiding anyone Thank you to everyone who has been gracious with me and I hope you're enjoying our in character interactions, being on Chittr has been a lot of fun for me and a relief from my usual routines )) #OOC #mental-health #health-issues
- Well... yes... everyone knows that if there was a problemm, you know, I would solve it. 😏 #CheckOutMyRates #WhileYouWereCheckingIAlreadyResolvedIt 😌😌
A troll can dr3am
>> not my th¡ng per ડe, but ¡ ડt¡11 cou1dn't he1p but read through to the end, my goડhh /poડ¡t¡ve
>> 1o11 ¡ th¡nk ¡ actua11y found ¡t funny before ડhe actua11y ડhowed up
>> oh ¡ th¡nk ડhe ¡ડ tota11y funny heheh
>> HFJEVRKWHRKE OOhMYGOODNEડડ RHERHDmfhejebw (๑•﹏•)
IM TRYING TO REACH THE BOOK- FUCK, DAMN IT. I CANT JUMP HIGH ENOUGH TO GET TO THE BOOK.
>> gog, ¡ ડee what you've done for otherડ— ડmh jea1ouડ
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <
shit. might hAvE to prEparE for that. didn't think of that.
D♡n'+ sh♡w me y♡ur +ee+h, I c♡nsider i+ a sign ♡f aggressi♡n and will lash ♡u+. Even if y♡u have r♡unded grub-ass +ee+h
ᐖ HM. NVERMINᐖ UR MEAN IN A NOT EVEN HAWT WAY. ᐛ
VVhat tIImelIIne do you lIIve IIn VVhere vIIral challenge2 got ya mackIIn on people. ha2 plankIIn ever lead to 2loppy make out2. VVhat about the 2elfIIe olympIIc2.
X 4/20 orgy when? #nsfw x
I'm just silly, is all.
;; e-every evening it'§ wake up f-from the daymare§ and i-immediately g-get ready for work alway§ w-work work work work work a-alway§ work i-i'm going to pull my hair out euueuaaauu uuuuu uu ;;
>> ¡ don't th¡nk there'ડ anyth¡ng wrong w¡th hav¡ng fun :))
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️
someth|gn someth|ng b|g dAngerous h|ghblood ovr me when #nsfw #when
NOOOOOO 👻 sick cant come infinite nyqil
I apologize for my inappropriate behavior yesterday. I was, as the youths say, “feeling myself.”
𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒅𝒐 𝒊𝒇 𝑰 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒏. 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉, 𝑰 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆. 𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆.
>> w¡11 you not ?? ¡t'd be a ડad day to 1oડe that
ykno it lowkey gets on my nerves when i try to like talk abt my daily struggles w mental health shit n sum1 is like "errmm maybe u should get therapy" like ya bro I AM.... but ykno my once a month bottom of the barrel government paid therapist aint exactly gunna cure all this bs in a timely fashion now r they....... #angst #mentalhealth #therapy
The_person_who_fell_in_the_hole_wanted_to_be_buried_alive_to_know_what_it_feels_like_to_become_one_with_the_soil. I_did_not_bury_them_alive_because_that_was_a_bit_weird.
- I'mm getting mmy mmediculler directions now frormm the mmediculler, to go see the mmedicullerr 🤣🤣 #GettingHelped #GettingHandled #GettingReady2Work
- Maybe it will!!!🤣🤣🤣 Ow
- Hi Morospe! Yup! - Fading 🤣🤣
Okay - um - May - have - done - the - free writing - for - an - character - um > One Two Three I'm my own worst enemy Everybody can tell if they look too long My own worst enemy For if you look close For I am made of glass Look too close and you'll find nothing of worth Oh if you look too close You'll just find a rotten spirit Rotten to the core Some may say whatever do you mean But I just know they're being polite As why would they ever dare say it to my face I am my own worst enemy Maybe one day I could admit, That is nothing but a call for pity For someone to care more than I deserve Aren't I such an begger for attention? Look at the star Burning oh so brightly 'cus Aren't I meant to burn like this? That is what my fate was predicted As long as I burn, aren't I loved? I was meant to be nothing more than this As long as my rot never spreads I will be loved as long as I burn in this way Can't you see how the glass is brittle As long as I break in this way As long as I burn I will be just fine I am my own worst enemy to no one's shock I am my own worst enemy As long as I burn I will be loved. #writing
WHAT LMAO
♯okay ♯yourespared
i dont ♯underst& can ♯doms not ♯giggle anymore
Writing - is - hard - I - keep - writing - in - my - head - and - then I forget - it and - I- just - did - nothing - ... >
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MAN I MUTHAHAFUCKING WISH I COULD BE BIGFOOT'S BITCH. :o/
♰ someone in the studio didn't properly close up last night and now all my photo's have been over-exposed and blown out incorrectly... .... when i get my hands around their throat. i've had to deal with this.. all.....day....... ♰
- Oh ok. Lol
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHE WASN'T KIDDING. PSIONIC BLOWIES ARE NO JOKE. YOU HAHAVEN'T GOTTEN TOP UNTIL YOU'VE GOT A BATTERY ON YOUR BULGE, HOLY MUTHAHAFUCKING SHIT. #nsfw
ᐖ YEAH SHE'S LITERALLY JUST A SWEETIE :(((( ᐛ
Y'all2 body 3v3r do that thing wh3r3 all your alarm2 ar3 going off 3v3n though th3r3 aint nothing wrong?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'LL BOOF 5-MEO-DMT AND FULLY DEREALIZE AND I'LL *STILL* HAHAVE YOUR MATESPRIT SAYING YUNG JUGG LAYS THE BEST BULGE THEY'VE EVER HAHAD. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance #nsfw
>> hey jokes on you, maybe ¡'m ¡nto that (¡'m not, p1ease don't anybody k¡ck me ¡n the face, ¡ take back what ¡ sa¡d-)
EVER SINCE I RAN OUT OF MELONS TO FLING OUT OF TREBUCHETS MY ANCIENT SIEGE WARFARE CONSTRUCTS HAVE GONE UNUSED. I NEED NEW THINGS TO FLING OUT OF THEM.
- Haha... .you think so? 🥹
#vagueposting It's weird thhhat SOMEONE (lowblood) hhhhhh is scrolling 7 hhhours back or going hhh thhhroughhh my profile and hhhating my post from whhhen I woke up!!! Stop it! I posted thhhat hhhhhhhhh intentionally at a time whhhere people weren't online!!! hhhhhhHHHhhh...
F: Aa m: Lsp k: Bo
:33< furk and marry rankmaid :33< kill myself and obama! :33< this shits EASY! :33< #selfharm technically
X Listen, I get you’re scared about going line for line with me later on but you can just forfeit rather than trying to get me injured man #substance x
what. what is it now.
What is a "slut" post. Do you require assistance?
They also make me have gay thoughts and that's weird too.
shut UP shut up shut UP
shi^'s dumb as fuck h3r3 you go. @3mo^ionalCorps3 h^^ps://cdn.imgch3s^.com/fil3s/c9fd09c81fa4.png #om3gav3rs3 #nsfw or wha^3v3r.
\ buddy 1 h8 t0 break 1t t0 y0u, but that's the exact sc0re 0ne may expect fr0m a mas0ch1st1c p0et / \ that be1ng sa1d, 1 g0t the same result /
dont xXx fight xXx youre xX both Xx very xXx pretty
NO.
IF THE PURPLEBLOODS CAN INSTATE CLOWN TOWN. I CAN INSTATE POUND TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME. #POUNDTOWN #NSFW
X Oh hey guys wanna hear something funny, @emotionalCorpse thinks he can go line for line with me lmao #substance x
✿ ohhh he thot he got me w dat one 😂😂😂😂😂 bru least i’m not dat desperate
✿ no liek u gotta count my horns
✿ guys i’m not little in 6’9” btw ladies if u intrested
✿ https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100364931_YGt6AxrBY1iKNLb.jpg
...permanently borrowed my awful ex-neighbour's editing software/wetware for a project and honestly I think just listening to this defecation-swilling nonsense is melting my pan ...can't tell if it's the equipment or the material or both but either way I want it to end!!!
smth like 1/2, xdds xre REXL fuckin bxd dxnt meet pexple frxm xnline dumbxss
X I was gonna send you a video of my aim but I tried to be fancy and spin around and aim after about 1 second of looking at where I was throwing and proceeded to huck a spear through a window 10 stories above ground level lmfao x
THEY REALLY DONT SMH
-^https://f2.toyho∇.se/file/f2-toyho∇-se/images/115937795_GEmJ0nBRoiY3▽lV.png "Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depop∇lated."^-
If i hear despaciTTo one more TTime. 🍄🐌
Just experienced t[][]is recently. I still [][]ave mixed emotions about t[][]at scenario.
are you fucking kidding me
꩜My moirail mocked my extensive collection of colourful bike hornS. My pale quadrant is empty agaiN. I deserve so much betteR. ꩜
✿ bro wat the eff bro i went to the address u suggested i didnt see no party cant believe i missed out on getting #turnt
✨🍭🕷️ jeff the notice me 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ jeff the senpai. 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ sorry. sorry i said that. 🕷️🍭✨
[WHOEVER IMPLIE$ I U$ED TO BE BU$INE$$ PARTNER$ WITH THEM IT$ GETTING $UED IM ALREADY TALKING TO MY LAWYER$ ABOUT THI$!!!!]
[????? AHAAGGAGAGAGGGG]
i didn't get much sleep / but i have an interview / so i need to get ready
ii need you people twwo boo2t my kull 2core iit2 unbeliievvably loww.. ii need twwo beat out the davve human..
i got it stu<k on a frozen pole the other night
/Oh my¡ SO many new FRIENDS to make¡ DELECTABLE~/
[?????!?!!??!?!??!??!]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WELL THEY'RE NOT FOR MUTHAHAFUCKING ANYTHING ANYMORE MOFO THE DRONES TOOK EM. :o/
♯THIS IS NOT AN ♯INVITATION
if ♯i had a ♯6'7" ♯purpleblood ♯stomp through my ♯hive well ♯goodluck finding my ass
♰ very groggy tonight.. i think i stayed up too early and passed out before i got to dip into my recuperacoon… ♰
i would but they now have my legal name thats not good for me
I - think - i - might - be - pathetic - when - most - of my - notifications - say - you - have - been - pitied - and - I - dont - know - how - to - not - do that - so - Um - any - writing- requests - ... >
♰ i was wondering if someone else had started puppeting your husk around... ♰
[why is everyone digging holes im confused i wanna join but i dont have my shovel i gatta fix the handle]
Mayb3 I will walk ^ha^ bi^ch lik3 a dog... hm... #vagu3pos^ing #nsfw #nsfw3
god do i 2hitpo2t or 2adpo2t or do i ju2t drink 2om3 mor3 fcuk what if i did all thr33 #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32
bruh im drunk a2 fuck and i mad3 thi2 hamburg3r h3lp3r worh no milk thi2 2hit ta2t3 lik3 cargo pant2
I kṅȯw its likė.. cȯmplėtėly uṅfȯrtuṅatė fȯr such a happy ėvėṅt.. :(c
F1RST 1 M1SS 3R1D4NW33K 4ND NOW 1M OUT OF FUCK1NG B33R!!! #substance C4N 1T G3T 4NY WORS3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488381895233376428/bq8p5q9.png?ex=69cc9328&is=69cb41a8&hm=386fdfa7f851fa0f7b078a739ecb9cdf704b0f73667b25974ca1a5d9310596a8
wow... im learning that money is a really easy way to make everyone haPPy [:F
in h0n0r 0f #eridanweek i'll be wearing my sec0nd cleanest shirt. https://i.pinimg.c0m/736x/3b/2f/80/3b2f800bbf4ea728905dbfbc4226e787.jpg
i need to go pick thing up today like karkats charger but thinking about leaving my hive makes me feel extremely sick and afraid i think i am going to have to do it later 0n0”
s^r3^ching and i fucking slamm3d my hand on ^h3 ground and brok3 a nail, fml i don’^ ^hink i can sav3 i^…
YOU'RE ♯LYING
Dude you're gonna get. fuckin thrown like 50 paces into a. brick wall you gotta. leave the city like. now now
~best of luck to you </3
♯probly
YEAH PROBABLY
and you'r3 no^ allow3d ^o hav3 his PU^RID BULG3 b3^w33n your LIPS!!! and y3^ h3r3 w3 ar3!!!! #nsfw
so ^ir3d of ^his sqwakin ass ho3 in my fac3 girl go fucking hun^ som3^hing l3av3 m3 alon3. #lususprobl3ms #whyissh3inmyfac3
>--D=I=wish=I=was=lucky=enough=to=encounter=a=noble=purpleblood=so=spontaneously=haha=:D//<
if it walks like a quackbeast and talks like a quackbeast
x(
It's about three Monsters *or* two Five-Hour Energy shots. *Not* both.
#nsfw Iin tthe aablution ttrap sstraight up jjorkin it and bby it hheh.... llet's jjusr ssay.... mmy bbulge~<
BI^CH SHH I'M ^RYING ^O R33L ^H3M IN
N33d m3 som3 ^hick bi^ch3s... sigh... #Nsfw
You ^3as3~ only wh3n ^h3 m3ssiahs allow i^ lmfao
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CAN'T RELATE, MY DAD'S BEEN HIBERNATING UNDER THRASHTHRUST BEACH SINCE I WAS A GRUB. WILD MUTHAFUCKER.
goo boy keeps punching over gravestones disrespectful as fuck
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MEANT TO TAG THIS! I MEANT TO TAG THIS! MY BAD!
^ha^ 'random baggi3' you 'found' y3ah you s^ill ow3 m3 80 boonbucks for.
s^ay s^rong f3llow juggalos i hav3 a f33ling ^his w33k is r3ally gonna ^3s^ us... and only ^h3 m3ssiahs giv3 ^h3ir ^ough3s^ ^rials ^o ^h3ir silli3s^ subjuggla^ors....
sinc3 wh3n did you car3 ro3? smh
wh3r3 my fr3aks a^? lookin for my own ch3rry pi3 iykwim =;) #nsfw
Oh! N♋️ I am fully celibate and pr♋️ud thank y♋️u very much!
x.♱hey𐕣𐕣 see.x x.♱hey𐕣𐕣 A𐕣𐕣 see.x x.in ♱he end you a𐕣𐕣 wi𐕣𐕣 GROVE𐕣 for FORGIVENESS ♱ha♱ wi𐕣𐕣 be oh so swif♱𐕣y and swee♱𐕣y DENIED and i can♱ fxcking WAI♱.x
⤐Attachments are being useless in this stage bef⊕re the Rite ⊕f Challenge.
your blood color won't c+ange t+e co-option of a political movement's aest+etics +appy +unting
wouldn'^ hav3 ^o if you s^ay3d wi^h ^h3 clurch lil fr3ak...
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who's trying to do a collab right now, just had a troll flake before my stream claiming they were abducted by #imperialdrones or something lmao
