Colonel Sassacre
@frivolousJapery
Southern Colonel & Humorist. Happily married!
Hoo hoo! Always keep japing, but never become arrogant!
[|87 :: The k;n of jesters has returned!
I was never the sort to leave a party before it's climax! So long as you believe it, I will always be here, dear pharmacist.
In my youth - I was quite the "quirked up white boy." The others envied my capacity to, well, bust it down frivolous style, as it were!
yes father :)
i tried believe me im lesbian and a trans woman
Tolerance is the beginning of all silliness. I am proud of you my daughter
my mac)(inations are perfect. my divinity true. my decisions real. i am t)(e pinnacle, t)(e peak, t)(e ultimate amongst my kind. i am t)(e baddest bitc)( t)(at ever walked. none will ever matc)( w)(at ive done and none ever will.
YOU?!
Me! Is anything the matter? You sound like you've witnessed something of the paranormal.
u)(. n-no. no i )(ave not. )(a)(a, a)(, sorry, gotta do somet)(in else all queenly in anot)(er place. away from )(ere.
♤ I'm Struggling To Think Of A Song That Is Quintessentially Me... ♤
Have you heard this little daddy by Scott Joplin - The Entertainer?
The motion picture of the modern day never ceases to amaze,
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...snrk. stop bein funny buoy
A humorist always strives to bring a smile to the face of a beautiful woman, dear Betty. If you wish for my japery to end, you would have to strike me down where I stand.
mannn,,, u kno i aint gon do dat 3B-/ aint u alreedy dead t)(o oar
I was led to believe such a thing to be true, myself, when that infant shot me dead with his sharp aim and flintlock in tow. But I suppose I have been beckoned by the audience for an encore! Not that I understand the mechanics, no siree. My form is most corporeal, I would have you know.
if i aint glubbin too muc)( just bassume i been sc)(emin 3B-)
For every good jape requires a good scheme.
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/FM4RK2.PNG JUST WANTED TO SHARE A SWEET AND TENDER EMBRACE WITH MY BRINYLICIOUS WIFE WHOSE ONLY RECENTLY RETURNED FROM WHAT SHE CALLS "STUPID STAR WARS". SEIZE ANY OPPORTUNITY TO CAPTURE A TENDER MOMENT WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE. #NSFW
Dear chums, I urge you all to stay off of that "Yak Pack". I was having day terrors! Horrendous concoction that young fellow on the street handed me. Quite the practical jape if intended. #substances
::I WOULD heavily ADVISE AGAINST ::TAKING ILLICIT SUBSTANCES FROM ::strangers ::IF YOU ARE GOING TO explore ::DO SO WITH friends YOU TRUST ::AND MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND ::what YOU ARE TAKING
I very much understood quite well! "Enough Marijuana to make a domestic Yak pass out"! He made it quite clear, I tell you. I made it quite clear as well, I would handle it with grace! I didn't, quite obviously.
::ARE YOU FEELING alright NOW? ::IF YOU EVER NEED TO COME DOWN ::FROM A high YOU CAN TRY ::CHEWING whole peppercorns ::BLACK PEPPER CONTAINS THE ::terpene BETA-CARYOPHYLLENE ::WHICH CAN HELP modulate THE ::WAY YOUR ENDOCANNABINOID ::SYSTEM RESPONDS TO thc
Dear stranger, if I were to chew whole peppercorns at this very moment, I do believe I'd do more harm than good! Hoo hoo.
mY GROODIES,,, mALENKY,,,
:33< *the mighty huntress squeaks and flys through the air to echolocate* :33< wait no sorry thats nyat #catposting thats #batposting my bad
Echolopropriation of another species' culture? I expect better. Hoo hoo!
:33< from a woman called shitpeta??? :33< sassy baby i love mew but mew do know who mewre talking to right?
O-> Cute Clo+wns.... 😊
Moon$ Protect Me From The Tomfoo7ery Th@t I$ Buying 7itt7e $n@ck Tre@t$. Woe. Oh, But I Wou7d 7ove @ 7itt7e $n@cky Tre@t. Woe!!!
There is no woe to be had in participating in enjoying the littlest in treats. Indulge yourself, dear chum!