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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worthwhile. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
a good statue s)(ould b at least 10x yo size 3B-)
Same goes for a good wife. Who said that.
<3-The-ultimate-prank...-No-prank-at-all.-Masterfully-done-Colonel.
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Just kidding. You were all #PRANKED! I am, and will always continue to, endorse the Yaoi and the Yuri. I would never be banned from interacting with content that is so important to my valued constituents! That would be silly.
carefчl now https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/7e3edfc0c759:png #nsfw #mockingseve
)(ow do you like my tits? #nsfw )(ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29#/media/File%3AGreat_%26_Blue_tit.jpg
that was a very good cream pie I pulled on john, happy #aprilfools
Just creamed john all over his face, Hoo hoo hoo!! It was hilarious!
My latest chicken. The photo makes it much better than it is. #nsfw #taxidermy https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/Untitled12_20260401184313.jpeg
Ok Just One So My Husband Doesnt Get Mad https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/portada_asahi-shimbum-via-getty-images.webp #nsfw
Hey, gang, wvhat's up 😉 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489031748841898195/wvoodduck2-1024x683.png?ex=69cef061&is=69cd9ee1&hm=0656aa9c6a58f678cfc13dd5c5033ef87340d789dadfbb3e1addfd9597cd84cc& #nsfwv
It's my favorite day of the year because one can do all sorts of heinous shit and get away with it. Might "accidentally" leak my blackmail folder to bring down high ranking officials haha. #AprilFools #Justaprank #FirstOfTheMonth #IDoExpectPayments
all you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be sincerely me #stopme #imatheaterkid #thisisNOT #aprilfools
dogtier??? whats that? i only know cattier!! meow :D #aprilfools
OkaY I HavE SuccessfullY REGreeNED MyselF IT OnlY TooK AbouT EightY OR NinetY SharpieS IN ThE BatH #DonTTrYThiSATHomEKidS ✅
IV3 4LR34DY GOTT3N GOT, SOM3ON3 SMOK3D 4LL MY W33D IT W4S M3 I GOT MYS3LF #SUBSTANCE #APRILFOOLS
=@:T0day ! w!ll 0nly g0 under the 2peedl!m!t. HAHA JU2T K!DD!NG! ! Q0uld NEVER! #apr!lf00l2
♰ i am feeling quite lively today, my pusher is so loud :) #aprilfools ♰
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⏾⋆.˚⊹ ࣪ ˖ i think the next step for the evolution of my Δrt is to stΔrt using Δi. thΔt's right. i'm Δn Δi bro now #Δprilfools ༉‧₊˚✧.*
yOUr scUttlebUggy is sAfE with me in the AreA. #AprIlfOOls
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HAPPY #APRILFOOLS. I BRING YOU MY FAVORITE JOKE FOR THE OCCASION. THERE ONCE WAS A BUSINESSMAN OF REASONABLE SUCCESS. THOUGH HE LIKED THE WORK HE DID, THE MONOTONY WAS STARTING TO WEAR HIM DOWN. LUCKILY FOR HIM, HE HAD A LOT OF VACATION TIME HE WAS ABLE TO USE, SO FOR A CHANGE A SCENERY, HE DECIDED TO HIKE ACROSS EUROPE. FOR MOST OF HIS TRIP, THE WEATHER WAS PLEASANT, NOT AS WARM AS THE HOME HE WAS USED TO, BUT THAT WAS THE PERFECT THING FOR OUTDOOR ACTIVITY. HOWEVER, THE WEATHER TURNED OUT TO BE MORE FICKLE THAN HE ANTICIPATED, AND HE GOT CAUGHT IN A RAINSTORM WHILE HIKING IN THE WOODS. HIKING BACK THE WAY HE CAME WOULD BE A LONGER AND MORE DANGEROUS PATH THAN PRESSING FORWARD, SO PRESS FORWARD HE DID. AS FORTUNE WOULD HAVE IT, HE CAME ACROSS A MONASTERY THAT WELCOMED HIM IN KINDLY. THE MONKS THERE DRIED AND FED HIM AND ALLOWED HIM TO STAY IN ONE OF THEIR ROOMS OVERNIGHT SINCE THE RAIN WOULD NOT LET UP UNTIL NIGHTFALL. AS HE WAS GETTING COMFORTABLE IN HIS TEMPORARY LODGINGS, HE HEARD A CURIOUS NOISE FROM THE HALLWAY. THE MAN PEEKED HIS HEAD OUT, BUT DIDN'T SEE ANYONE ELSE AROUND. HE WAS ABOUT TO WRITE IT OFF, WHEN HE HEARD THE NOISE AGAIN. THIS TIME, HE FOLLOWED THE SOUND TO A HIGHLY CONSPICUOUS LOCKED DOOR-- TEN FEET TALL, SOLID WOOD, THE KIND THAT WOULD TAKE MULTIPLE MEN TO OPEN. NOW, THE MAN DIDN'T WANT TO PESTER THE MONKS WHO HAD SHOWN HIM SUCH HOSPITATILY, SO HE DECIDED TO RETIRE FOR THE NIGHT AND DO HIS BEST TO IGNORE THE NOISE. IT WASN'T A VERY RESTFUL SLUMBER, BUT EVENTUALLY, MORNING CAME. OVER BREAKFAST, THE MAN THANKED THE MONKS PROFUSELY FOR THEIR GENEROSITY, BUT BEFORE HE COULD LEAVE, HE JUST NEEDED TO ASK WHAT WAS BEHIND THAT MASSIVE WOODEN DOOR AT THE END OF THE HALLWAY. THE MONKS SMILED AND SHOOK THEIR HEADS. THEY UNDERSTOOD HIS CURIOSITY, BUT THEY COULD NOT TELL HIM BECAUSE HE WAS NOT A MONK. THE MAN WANTED TO PRESS FURTHER, BUT IN THE END HE ACCEPTED THEIR REFUSAL AND LEFT QUIETLY. WHEN THE MAN RETURNED HOME FROM HIS VACATION, THE NOISE HE HEARD IN THAT MONASTERY PLAYED IN HIS DREAMS EVERY NIGHT. THE THOUGHTS OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN BEHIND THAT DOOR KEEP HIM DISTRACTED, EVEN AT WORK, UNTIL HIS COMPANY TAKES NOTICE AND TELLS HIM TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO FIGURE HIS PERSONAL AFFAIRS OUT, OR ELSE. TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY, THE MAN HURRIEDLY PACKS AS SMALL OF A BAG AS HE CAN AND TAKES THE SOONEST FLIGHT AVAILABLE BACK TO THAT COUNTRY WHERE HE'D FOUND THE MONASTERY. THE MONKS SEEMED ENTIRELY UNSURPRISED TO SEE HIM AGAIN. WHEN HE EXPLAINED HIS DREAMS, AND HIS JOB, AND HIS SPIRALING MENTAL STATE, THEY SEEMED SYMPATHETIC, BUT THEY STILL WOULD NOT TELL HIM WHAT WAS BEHIND THAT DOOR. WELL, IF HE HAD TO BE A MONK TO KNOW THE SECRET, THEN THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO. THE MAN SWORE TO CUT TIES WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD AND DEVOTE HIMSELF TO THE WORK OF THE MONASTERY. THE MONKS ACCEPTED HIM, AND HE BEGAN HIS NEW LIFE OF DEVOTION. HE SPENT HIS FIRST FEW MONTHS DOING MENIAL CHORES AND THE NEXT FEW MONTHS LEARNING THEIR SCRIPTURES, BUT AFTER A YEAR, HE'S FINALLY DEEMED READY TO SEE BEHIND THAT DOOR WHICH HAS PLAGUED HIS MIND ALL THIS TIME. THE ELDEST MONK IN THE MONASTERY HANDS HIM A RING OF MANY ODD LOOKING KEYS, POINTS TO THE OLDEST AND RUSTIEST OF THEM, AND TELLS HIM THAT IS THE FIRST ONE HE WILL NEED. CONFUSED AS TO HOW HE'S MEANT TO GET THAT ENORMOUS DOOR OPEN ALONE AND WHAT HE COULD POSSIBLY NEED SO MANY KEYS FOR, THE MAN NONETHELESS RUSHES DOWN THE HALL TO THE DOOR. THE OLD RUSTY KEY FITS PERFECTLY INTO THE LOCK, TURNS EFFORTLESSLY, AND THE GRAND OLD DOOR SWINGS OPEN AS THOUGH IT WEIGHS NOTHING. HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF FINDING THE SOURCE OF THE NOISE, HE'S FACED WITH ANOTHER DOOR. THIS ONE IS SMALLER THAN THE FIRST AND PAINTED BLUE WITH A SHINY GOLD KNOB. THE MAN LOOKS THROUGH THE KEYRING, FINDS A GOLD KEY IN THE RIGHT SIZE, AND OPENS THE SECOND DOOR. THIS HAPPENS MANY MORE TIMES. HE OPENS A DOOR MADE OF SMOOTH BLACK STONE, A DOOR SO SMALL HE HAS TO CRAWL THROUGH IT, AND A GLIMMERING GOLDEN DOOR LADEN WITH JEWELS, AMONG OTHERS. BUT THE MAN'S PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF. WHEN THERE'S ONLY ONE LAST KEY ON THE RING THAT REMAINS UNUSED, AND THAT MYSTERIOUS NOISE FILLS THE LAST CHAMBER AS CLEARLY AS HE'S EVER HEARD IT, HE HOLDS HIS BREATH, BRACES HIMSELF, AND OPENS THAT DOOR.
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to bad its no longer trans day of visibility so im not vosible anymore #aprilfools
so yesterday i said id share a titty pic today so here it is #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1488750901647904929/image0.png?ex=69ce9392&is=69cd4212&hm=a9f407a0ed276b32a8fdccf622d245e064e4473851eaa23645982cd2a8cec1ba&
tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow i gotta get ready i gotta set stuff up!
OF COURSE! I LEARNED FROM THE VERY BEST. HOWEVER, OUTSIDE OF THE CLOWNERY, JAPES, AND TRICKERY THAT TYPICALLY OCCURS ON THIS SITE THERE ARE SOME CORNERS OF UNSERIOUSNESS WHICH I SIMPLY CANNOT CONDONE OR APPRECIATE ALONGSIDE MY EVENING COFFEE (OR MY NIGHTLY COFFEE, FOR THAT MATTER.) THIS IS, REGARDLESS OF THE NECESSITY FOR SUCH LEVITY IN THE DARK TIMES WE ARE EXPERIENCING, DISAPPOINTING AT THE VERY LEAST AND INCORRIGIBLE DELINQUENCY OF OUR SOCIETAL FRAMEWORK AT THE VERY WORST. I DO HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. POST REPLY.
sass buoy watc)(u doin lookin t)(roug)( my posts buoy 3B-/ nosy
hehe, its jinx now. but thanks! glad the expert approves.
how absolutely wonderful! a celebration dedicated to the act of joyous whimsy. what could be better? thank you for sharing this with me, dear one. i shall endeavor to participate! (:^
i got a head start on japery with some outfit swaps!!!
I won't blame you for one moment for fielding off your anticipation! Nor for weeding out the ninnies.
it sounds like a wonderful time, dear one. would you tell me about the finer details of this highly anticipated holiday?
im gunna do crimes and debaucheries #nsfw #violence
No spoilers, my good sir. :B
"seafood alfredo?" yeah, I'll see food and then I'll fredo #shimp🦐 mew~ 💖✨
Since we're discussing My Little Pony. I was recently forwarded an unsolicited piece of fanart by a business associate. I suppose this is meant to be me. ... And I guess I like that the tail is in a bun. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb85a4b3157.png
blow a kiss to the igneous, hottest around! the only rock that started from the underground. and its coarse when its forced to just chill in the crust! i got the gift of gabbro, turn my haters to dust! and if i had to choose either diorite, andesite on one? ill never die, spit fire like fighters in the second world war, getting higher off the fire off the volcano core! lava cools down faster when its extrusive. hear that laughter? thats cuz you blew it. vesicular: you can see through it, felt sick to your stomach, you spew-intrusive igneous beneath the surface of the earth. intuitively loses heat in service of the birth. of plutonic rock like the greek god of hell. blew off the top like when pompeii fell! too hot to stop as my confidence swells, shoes gotta drop like theyre nikes on sale! got obsidian lines so sharp you cant touch it! im the dark crystal, the rest of yall muppets! if youre being pragmatic you can call me magmatic, set the block off in a panic, survivors up in the attic. who have had it up to here with my pyroclastic flow! take their house out from underthem like bank foreclo-sure, it might not be too easy to see it, earths crusts 90 percent igneous, worked up from the ground undefeated, blew up left nobody else breathin.
The mark of a zenith in any particular medium is their versatility. Keep stuntin'on 'em, big dog.
tHIS IS SOME, sERIOUS, sICK FIRES, mISTER sASSACRE!
Bars.
thanks man ill keep that in mind incase my million other hobbies dont cut it anymore
thank you, dad
https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/HNI_0083.JPG Bisexual coming out cake i baked!
Google, how can I come out as bisexual to my lovely grandson?
how do i get my sister to stop taking her arm off and handing it to me when i ask her for a hand doing something
you don't. it's the only joke she's got, let her have it.
remaining #whimsical despite the horrors known as having shit to do
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you get it colonel. a man of class and intellect such as myself.
too many thirsty old men on here. reel it in. fish pun intended. if you catch my "vaguepost" drift.
I’ve seen a lot of dog-esque people on this website— Woof— I would be more than happy to meet them—
I have filled a water gun with paint thinner the Felt and the Crew don't stand a chance
react if i should hold crowbar at (paint)gunpoint.
Good morning dad
watching old terrible joke edits and enjoying the wonder of it all.
theyre pretty chill
meemaw loves you all enven if.you all disgust her
quality AN good humor 38*
holy shit wait she actually fucks with my art what https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/025c98785c29.png
social anxiety. #help
gotta go actually busy woman u kno )(ow it is bye
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wat da FUCK.
whale shrimp glad to have ya round again <3
try a dog park maybe? that way your dog can still get exercise!
babe how the GLUB did you get internet??
ITS YOU!