Colonel Sassacre
@frivolousJapery
Southern Colonel & Humorist. Happily married!
The greatest gift in pranking lies not in never falling (for someone's jape), but in getting them back every time we fall.
I fear not the man who has practiced ten-thousand pranks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one prank ten-thousand times.
Timothy Leary, unbeknownst to many, was an avid prankster in his youth, he was. Quite possibly his favourite gaff was seen during his many occasions "trip sitting" me through those newfangled psychedelics he'd offer. "Now, Sir Sassacre, do you feel those peepers on you?" He'd inquire, and boy, did I! I felt as if my entire room was covered in eyes! My only regret was not getting him back. One of few souls to have taken from my Prankster's Gambit without me taking back! Quite the venerable one. #substance #psychedelics
If action is sure to result in merriment, then act. Joy is the greatest gift man can give to its fellow man. Never forget this! Hoo hoo
Hoo hoo! Always keep japing, but never become arrogant!
I was never the sort to leave a party before it's climax! So long as you believe it, I will always be here, dear pharmacist.
In my youth - I was quite the "quirked up white boy." The others envied my capacity to, well, bust it down frivolous style, as it were!
Tolerance is the beginning of all silliness. I am proud of you my daughter
The motion picture of the modern day never ceases to amaze,
Dear chums, I urge you all to stay off of that "Yak Pack". I was having day terrors! Horrendous concoction that young fellow on the street handed me. Quite the practical jape if intended. #substances
::I WOULD heavily ADVISE AGAINST ::TAKING ILLICIT SUBSTANCES FROM ::strangers ::IF YOU ARE GOING TO explore ::DO SO WITH friends YOU TRUST ::AND MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND ::what YOU ARE TAKING
I very much understood quite well! "Enough Marijuana to make a domestic Yak pass out"! He made it quite clear, I tell you. I made it quite clear as well, I would handle it with grace! I didn't, quite obviously.
::ARE YOU FEELING alright NOW? ::IF YOU EVER NEED TO COME DOWN ::FROM A high YOU CAN TRY ::CHEWING whole peppercorns ::BLACK PEPPER CONTAINS THE ::terpene BETA-CARYOPHYLLENE ::WHICH CAN HELP modulate THE ::WAY YOUR ENDOCANNABINOID ::SYSTEM RESPONDS TO thc
Dear stranger, if I were to chew whole peppercorns at this very moment, I do believe I'd do more harm than good! Hoo hoo.
::I CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT ::WHILE I UNDERSTAND THE ::science BEHIND IT ::IT STILL DOESN'T SEEM VERY ::ENJOYABLE ::OTHERWISE GIVE YOURSELF time ::AND BE SURE TO DRINK SOME ::water
Feed a man for a day, he'll feef his may, teach a man to feef his way, he'll beef the meef yay! #true
tHIS IS SO TRUE AND, aCTUALLY PRETTY DEEP WHEN, yOU THINK ABOUT IT,
Fucked up on that yak pack #substances #pipesmoking #pipesmokingthedevilslettuce #hoohoo
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Indeedily Do Hee Hoo #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
[|87 :: 1 be smok;n on that esoter;c pack fr #substances #packwatch
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If I were to pick a favourite colour.. I've been quite fond of roseate, salmon shades. Those deep hot pinks that stain my retinas! A proper blushing coral, maybe..
I believe now more than ever is an important time for older folks like myself to look back to what brought me here. Did you know that in my youth I fancied myself a pilot? Oh, I was quite familiar with every slight snag or obscure wood-pile my side of the Mississippi! I could read that old river like it was script, every turn and current mine to know. Unfortunately, with how time changes, so does a river's flow. I very well doubt my experience would do me much good on that front.
☆ that’s why I fuKK with you that’s some real shit you just said☆
I believe it was God himself playing a prank on me to leave me so smitten with the figure of a woman. How my frail stoicism crumbles when presented with a fine lady's frame.
New idea I've been working on, 52 pickup 2. Initiate a game of 52 pickup, but after your victim is finished picking up the deck of cards, use a hidden bulb horn to scare them into dropping the deck, forcing them to pick it up a second time over.
This is most definitely fair critique.. I suppose it matters who it is you initiate this with. You would not target a soul who would take such frivolities to the heart. Perhaps if there were a way to create the initial dread of needing to pick up the deck once more, without actually enforcing that.. A means of removing the tedium but maintaining the punch?
Drop 26 of the cards, and then once yovr victim of choice has fallen fool for yovr bit, falsely assvming they have retrieved all the cards, drop the other 26. It's only one dropped deck, yet remains at an impact of twice reqviring the pranked to participate.
Hmm! We're cooking with petrol now, we are! Then how about this, the second half of the deck is hidden away, to further the illusion of completion? Were it simply resting in our palm it would most definitely give away the punchline. If only you could cleanly divide a deck of cards into thirds...
Hoo hoo! I am sure the lot of you anticipated some grand buffoonery from yours truly the night prior, perhaps jacks in your soles and cakes aplenty. Alas, I had failed to inform the lot of you, that the first of April is my break from the tomfoolery. 365 days of japes does take something out of a man..
<3-The-ultimate-prank...-No-prank-at-all.-Masterfully-done-Colonel.
Some may consider it lame, but anticipation without follow-up does have a place in comedy. I thank you for your words, Pugilistic friend.
Tomorrow arrives swiftly. I will be as busy as they come these passing few hours. Much I must attend to.