♦ pitied by @galacticGeiger
u can wrap me in ribbons, put a pretty bow on top, n call me a nice thing but underneath it all im still the same mess ive always been
Ok I'll bite. You are bleeding now.
let the sly fuckers have their moment. well. ANOTHER MOMENT.
You deserve to be pounded hard and loved hard after. ✨
salmon run sketch where the salmonids have paws for some reason and the caption reads furiend in need please react to join queue post that reads if a inkling gets stepped on do they just pop like a water balloon filled with fiji water or do they have bones??? WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THEIR ANATOMY??? post that reads SPLATFEST IDEA: cats vs dogs BUT what if it is cats vs bigger dogs?? [image of a puppy the size of a building crushing inkopolis tower] WHO IS WINNING??? post that is just a bare ass puppy forehead with error 404 and the 4s have dog ears and it says arf arf could not fetch headpats
your pity reacts dont mean dickfuckall ive seen what you woomy in splatoon
okay!
>:εε pounc3 had som3 sugar today so pounc3 is a littl3 agitat3d today ;33 ~
im just excited about vvotin and exercisin my powwer
--> I say to go for the dress, It suIts you. --> Another vote to the count.
｢this is what megane-san would look like as a real east alternian! (´_ゝ`) gyuhhh... megane-san's yumeself is syo much more sugoi.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yumeself means dreamself! (*￣∇￣*) megane's dreamselfie is an east alternian shinobi! (*´∇｀)ﾉ of course, megane-san is already halfway there by being a sacred shinobi... (;￣ー￣) b-but right nyow he's only spiritually east alternian. (´ι _` )]
That's just how it is sometimes, nothing to feel bad or silly about.
i dont know big one is memories i copped from like davesprite you remember that fuckmassive face you made in the sky when you shrunk planets like right after ascending shit was mad fucked and i dreamed about it for like sixteen thousand days after fuck you for having made that shit happen cascade of events that fucked my shit up for life
i feel really emotional right now my daughter hugged me earlier today out of nowhere and i immediately started crying i dont care if this is some sort of bit or anything, the affection is not often mutual at all, so this was just a pleasant surprise and a wonderful way to start off my day
harleys scare the fuck out of me got me on a therapy couch talkin bout how im green averse hesitant to spatial change mad assmad about cute teeth arrangements fuckin spooked by dogs
>:εε pounc3 bor3d ;II ~
actually. the jade variants went downhill. and now its goin uphill again. this shit confused me. when will my variants show up.
>:εε * starts slowly floating up b3caus3 y3s * wait pounc3 cant 3v3n float ;?? ~
No! They Can Be Even " Blue-er ". #serene
One of the worst feelings, ever.
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1'M GONN4 BL4M3 TH3 G4M3 FOR TH1S ON3.
Well no WONDER I can't sleep. Forgot to take my meds. #substances
I am giving up on you specifically.
i'm better off as an animal than a human tbh
~⠀~ ~my penis expl~Ode~ ~#nsfw #furry #sexy #nek~O #thehulk #sexythehulk #theincrediblehulk #cathulk #sexyhulkcat #hO~tandbO~thered #mypenis #mywriggly #hnn #nsfw #hulkcat #nsfwe~
id like to thankfully update that because this place seems to be dying more than i thought it would, the troops of my fleet are more focused and eager to actually do something for a change!! i should really be more compassionate but they really made me mad the first few months "chittr" was booming that i am shocked some of them are still alive :/
no, there's other people, but right now, it's all jade, all the time, i guess
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
believe it or not it stuck with the people hahaha
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i underztand tthe fee|ing. but i d0 n0t rec0mmend ttheze eventz. [END MESSAGE]
what if all the jades kissed each other or something i dunno haha crazy thought #selfshipping #selfsest #harleyhour
Hi, honey! Grandpa is just here to advertise for his show. You have fun, be safe, and make sure your gun is always loaded and the safety is off.
just a plain observvation wwhat wwith all the WWOOFIN