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@gallowsCalibrator
SOM3TH1NG SM3LLS 1S 1T YOU >:? Y3S 1 DR4W 3V3RYTH1NG MYS3LF DURRRR
we should all spit on karkat
RIGHT. SURE. LET’S DO THAT, WHAT A HAPPY FUN WHOLESOME TIME THAT’LL BE. SHOULD WE INVITE OBAMA? MAYBE THE ICP?
@H4NDM41D YOUR W1SH TO BR1NG S4UCY F4N4RT OF YOUR BOGGY WOGGY S3LF SH1P 1S MY COMM4ND, H3 TRULY 1S 4 L1P B1T1NG, 4UR4 F4RM1NG, TROLL H3NRY S3L1CK D3S1GN LOOK1NG 4SS THOUGH 1 D1DN’T KNOW WH3TH3R YOU M34NT TH3 BOG K1NG OR 4L4N CUMM1NG H1MS3LF SO 1 1NCLUD3D TH3 HUM4N C4M3O JUST 1N C4S3 HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/3C8B3CB75138.JPG
I DON'T WANT THIS.
Y3S YOU DO, 4ND 1 QUOT3 “PL34S3. PL34S3 DO SO. 4ND SHOW 1T TO M3. NO M4TT3R WH4T 1 S4Y. 4ND DO. 4FT3R TH1S.” >:P
OK. SMARTASS. I DIDN’T FUCKING WRITE THAT.
K4RK4T 1S LY1NG 4ND H3 1S 1N FULL M4DOK4 M4G1C4 COSPL4Y R1GHT NOW 3V3RYON3 PO1NT 4ND L4UGH
4H4H4H4H4H44!!!! LOOOS3RR!!
NO L1ST3N OK 1T 1S 4CTU4LLY 4W3SOM3 H3’S JUST M4D B3C4US3 1 TOLD H1M H1S W1G W4S F4LL1NG OFF
WHATEVER TEREZI SAYS, I AM *NOT* DRESSED UP AT AN ANIME CONVENTION RIGHT NOW. I’M AT HOME, SAFE AND SOUND AND FUCKING *SANE*.
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PIZZA PLACE TO TRY. I'M STILL SEARCHING FOR ANYWHERE ON EARTH-C WHERE THEY ACTUALLY GET THIS SHIT PERFECT. I'M TALKING THE OPTION FOR STUFFED CRUST, A CRISPY BASE, ADEQUATE GREASE AND PLENTY OF CHEESE. I DON'T CARE WHAT HUMAN '''ITALIANS''' THINK- THE TRADITIONAL STYLE OF FLAVOR DISCS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. YOU MEAN YOU'RE PAYING FOR SOMEONE TO SKIMP ON THE CHEESE AND FLOUNDER A BUNCH OF GREEN SHIT ON THERE HAPHAZARDLY? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. TODAY'S SLICE ACTUALLY GOT PRETTY FUCKING CLOSE. MY FAVORED TOPPING IS PEPPERONI WITH EXTRA CHEESE AND THEY SURE AS HELL DELIVERED ON THE EXTRA CHEESE PART. THIS SHIT HAS A CHEESE PULL STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ONE IN WHICH AN ANTHROMORPHIC BARKBEAST AND HIS BARKBEAST SON HAVE TO TRAVERSE THE HIGHS AND LOWS OF BEING CARETAKER AND GRUB WHILE ON A SCUTTLEBUGGY TRIP ACROSS THE ALTERNIAN MAIN CONTINENT TO GO FISHING BUT THE KID WANTS TO GO SEE A CONCERT INSTEAD TO IMPRESS HIS FLUSH CRUSH. THE ONLY THING THIS LOSES POINTS FOR IS THAT THE PEPPERONI IS LESS CRISP THAN I'D LIKE. IT SHOULD HOLD THE GREASE LIKE A CUP, PERFECT FOR GETTING ALL OVER YOUR NASTY CHIN AND MAKING YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR LATER AND WONDER WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. ANYWAY, STILL A SOLID 8/10 BUT NOT PERFECT. THE SEARCH CONTINUES. #FOODPOSTING #THESLICESEARCH
STATISTICALLY I HAVE TO BE. I'M ELIMINATING OPTIONS ONE BY ONE DAY BY DAY AND I JUST KNOW THAT SOON I'LL FIND IT. THE BEAUTIFUL SLICE THAT ELUDES ME. THAT HAUNTS MY EVERY DAYMARE LIKE A BEWITCHING LOVER LOST TO MY QUADRANTS FAR TOO EARLY.
B33 < drop the name/location karkat I gotta s33 if this ones in my timeline B33 < do they charge reasonably or do they oversell it
WH3N YOU F1ND 1T 1 B3TT3R B3 1N ON 1T OR YOU’R3 G3TT1NG TH3 3L3CTR1C CH41R L1K3 MR. L3MONSNOUT
>B33 < yeah I gotta hit up karkats timeline let's do it
I'LL LET YOU IN ON THE KNOWHOW IF YOU PROMISE TO KEEP THIS SHIT LOCKED DOWN. I DON'T EVER WANT TO RUIN A PIZZA PLACE I LIKE BY HAVING THE FOAM-MOUTHED MOBS OVERRUN IT FOR BEING A 'CREATOR HOTSPOT'.
THANK GOD. YOU'D BE THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS SITE WHO CAN ACTUALLY KEEP THEIR GOD DAMN LIP FLAPS SHUT.
D4V3 @TURNT3CHSGODH34D 1S PR3TTY GOOD 4T 1T TOO 1F YOU JUST Y3LL 4T H1M 3NOUGH TO K33P H1S TR4P Z1PP3D
Eating crayons.
nOW THIS WAS A FUN RUN, fLYING MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST TYPE, eVEN IF IT IS ONLY REALLY EVER, a SECONDARY TYPING? dELIBIRD HERE WAS, aCTUALLY INCREDIBLE, tHEY GAVE HIM rEFRIGERATE, fAKE oUT, aND eXTREMESPEED, aND THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH ALL HE NEEDED TO TAKE OUT, sOME IMPORTANT THREATS, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1B024426DBD1.JPG
FLY1NG 1S D3F1N1T3LY TH3 B3ST TYP3 >:]
SOM3 CLOS3 S3CONDS 4ND TH1RDS, TOT4LLY, BUT YOU C4N’T B34T 4 GOOD P41R OF W1NGS!
@adiosToreador Your next FLARP is going to be truly epic, Orbie tells me. It truly will be akin to a gigantomachy in scale, a war between giants and gods through a proxy body, and you will have your work cut out for you. Also, Terezi said she would be down to play in it, but that isn’t part of the fortune. She just let me know. Exciting news. #askorbie ; my apologies for the delay. The Gift comes when it wants.
Y3S!!!!! 1T W1LL B3 4 G1G4NTOWH4T3V3R SH3 S41D
@C4RC1NOG3N3T1C1ST#2443 @T1M3ST3PGODMOD3 TH3 S1MPSON SL1PP3RS 4R3 S1MPLY 4 V3H1CL3 FOR FLUSH3D ROM4NC3 4ND FOR TH3 R3CORD 1 TH1NK D4V3 SU1TS TH3 M4RG3 ON3S MOR3 HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/654F3D2B8B32.JP3G
T3LL TH4T TO YOUR NOT BOYFR13ND B3C4US3 H3’S G3TT1NG W4Y M4D 4T M3 1N MY DMS >:P
we are bounded by the simpson slippers weve surpassed the levels of romance to something more i think
1T 1S ONC3 4G41N T1M3 FOR SOM3 COM1C R3QU3STS, H1T MY L1N3 3V3RYBODY 4ND BY MY L1N3 1 M34N COMM3NT UND3R TH1S POST >:P
can i get a c0mic
hook line and sinker or something along those lines #vagueposting #vaguepost #vogue
TH1S WHOL3 POST SM3LLS L1K3 SOUR CH3RR13S WH4T D1D YOU DO TO H1M TH1S T1M3 >:?
Karkat And Karkat Can You Please Just Separate
NO 1 L1K3 WH3N TH3Y F1GHT 1T SM3LLS L1K3 DOUBL3 CH3RRY >:]