♦ pitied by @gastropodVehemence
bro are u squidding me i been thinkin fo AG-ES that yall was sayin if somemoby was da goat it was cuz one day everyone and their lusii decided em hoofbeasts were super cool and thats why "goat" was the highest compliment eva and i JUST found out it reely means greatest of all time i hate u all >38/
Why does everyone pity all of my chitts. Even the ones where I have not made some grave error. I do not understand.
its been on my to do list but things were busy with #eridanweek and also my hive was blown up by an alternian seadweller but yes id like to move forward with this if possible
1 TH1NK TH3 QU1Z 1S 4 SC4M 1M NOT 4N OM3G4 #NSFW ?
u ever get humgry and u go int he kitchen 2 get sumthn but then u end up js standing there frozen lookin at all the kitchen stuff n then ur like "mmmm nope actually not hungry enuff 4 this" n then go back 2 ur room n hide fr another 4 hours #angst #food
> IT'S AMAZING Xat no matter how much you delete chttr you WILL STILL RETURN to it and BE DISAPPOINTED in Xe same Xings Xat you left for. Do you like Xe posts about nsfv SO MUCH? Do you Xink it's FUN? X\\\\ <
✿ fukk my chud life. https://i.ibb.co/S4tfXDT8/f9acfr8cvkl31.jpg
No one sho\/\/\/\/ed up fer fishin'.
My Back Hurts. I've Been In "shrimp" Position All Day.
//I should add someone actually nice but confident enough to reply to people's posts :sob: Why are all my social-media-using OCs so goddamn mean...
eridan week iz zo clearly juzt highblood extremizt propaganda dizguized az a fun feztival...rechitt if u agree #antieridanweek #nothingweek
CHITTR ISNT FRIENDLY TO BOYS WITH HOBBIES IS WHAT IVE LEARNED
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DON'T DO THAHAT MUCH ANYMORE. NOT SINCE THE INCIDENT.
WHO SAYS I AM
// Fozzer very loudly in the grave he's digging: That's different... He's not used to people finding him attractive, he has like, no friends, no quads. He keeps to himself.
am i the ONLY one not allowwed to post trendy lyrics on my timeline wwithout gettin hate fuck the lot a you
// Fuck scaring the hoes, the hoes are scaring Fozzer!
3v3rything f33l2 2o gro22 right now 3ugh Gym tim3 #gain2 #ri23ngrind #l3t2g3tit
:33 < is it strange i sometimes find catiborn's sexist ramblings kinda hot? :33 < like when he calls me a mewling kitten #suggestive
> My lusus doesnt bite but she does tell me every night that i wont amount to anything and tells me to bring her more beer which i think hurts more than biting :( I would know bc ive been bitten a lot #family #lusus_issues #abuse <
I NEED YOU TO ♯DIE
tealbloodsss being high and mighty legissslaceratorsss isss a ssstereotype and you asss a highblood ssshould ssstop ssspreading it...i might be a hater myssself but thatsss becaussse i have a huge ego not becaussse i ssstudied law and don't even work in that field anymore
Haha stow your backmouthing and jests for the halftime show!
DAMN, OVER 2000 KULL SCORE ALREADY. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1489293925943611624/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69CFE48D&IS=69CE930D&HM=991CB31DE7F37A5FB82C2A4203F6C0CE96CEB25CAC338022DF32AE015933D9F9& I GUESS ITS ANOTHER MILESTONE OR WHATEVER.
SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD GET SOMETHING TO COVER UP MY PARTIALLY EXPOSED GUMS, IT SUCKS TRYING TO EAT ANYTHING OR DRINK ANYTHING AND THE LIQUID SPILLS OUT FROM MY LEFT CHEEK.
It's a shame that half the chittr users will be goone foorever after they fail their next filial pail submissioon 8( #nootmethoo #ladiesman
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST MESSY. :o/
http2://i.ibb.co/7drQN9zp/imag32.jpg 2om3tim32 i f33l lik3 thi2
WHOEVER KEEPS THROWING FUCKING MELONS AT MY FUCKING RESPITE-BLOCK'S WINDOW, I WILL OBLITERATE YOU. #NOTFUNNY
You ever put a wig on a body pillow, name it Jennifer and make love to it all night long? That'th how it feelth to drive an F150 #thorrynotthorry
I'm h❤︎t single and available this weekend if any❤︎ne wants in X)..... i'll say yes t❤︎ first c❤︎mmenter April f❤︎❤︎ls! i'd never st❤︎❤︎p s❤︎ l❤︎w l❤︎l and i'm barely ever single. but i'm definitely always h❤︎t ;) #aprilf❤︎❤︎ls #g❤︎ty❤︎u #y❤︎uwish
It’s s♥︎ refreshing t♥︎ meet an♥︎ther seadweller wh♥︎ thinks the same :D #genuine
I keep f♥︎rgetting t♥︎day is the “human April f♥︎♥︎ls day” and s♥︎ n♥︎w my w♥︎rds ♥︎f sinceribee might n♥︎t bee taken seri♥︎usbee and that genuinebee makes me s♥︎ distressed I hate this fucking h♥︎liday :( #vent #rant
damn it i missed dashcon for a 3rd time no|w|
If you are all different then none of you are. If you’re all unique then no one is. I just think at some point skipping the pretenses would work just fine
mY EARS, aRE BLEEDING A LITTLE, iS THAT NORMAL FOR, mARVUS, pERFORMANCES? #eRIDANwEEK #icAME
WWe still need their labor, don't wwe? -Especially the numbers. The -Empire wwould collapse wwithout its wworkforce.
WHH47Z 4 GUY G0774 D0 70 G37 H15 8ULG35 573PP3D 0N?? #N5FW #F337
i dont have enouGh iconic MoMents
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
i sense a disturbance in the f❀rce, as in mien g❀at was suddenly... washed.
I Feel Like This Is An Oddly Bad Omen Of Some Kind Is That Normal Https://files.catbox.moe/dkb83o.jpeg
grubs r s/) ugly idk h/)w lusus can l/)/)k at th/)se things and say "yeah i wanna take that /)ne right there"
✿ 𖥧 w❦uld h❦pe 𖧧ha𖧧 𖥧s all, bu𖧧 𖥧𖧧 seems 𖧧❦ be m❦re 𖧧han jus𖧧 a b𖥧𖧧 ❦f le𖧧hal shellbl𖥧gh𖧧 ✿
WWell, there's one wway to find out for sure. Can't say I recommend it.
D --> Many of you have been posting a concerning amount of vulgarity to public forum D --> I would like to remind you all that such crudeness should be kept private D --> E%tremely private D --> In a locked trunk beneath the sub-level of your office spaces if possible
being a prude is back in fashion it seems. though i do have to agree it gets to a point. not *everything* needs to be public. #vagueposting #nsfw
°0 Mother woke up and thrashed the island again. I have no idea what I have to do with her. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50113c93623b.jpg #horror #thalaSZophobia (3-) 0°
i need to go pick thing up today like karkats charger but thinking about leaving my hive makes me feel extremely sick and afraid i think i am going to have to do it later 0n0”
Man that last chit is NOT popular I've got people hating it left and right. You guys are NOT the dancing queen :p
WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS XO —suggested tag: @slenderMan https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/75ccd5da2c6d.png XO
She's just - big - and - lives - in - the - water - and she - splashed - me - ... >
fOund this weird drawing stuck tO a tree. this fOrest is spOOky XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/d4d35ae2c865.png XO
THEY'RE FUCKING STRIPPING MY TRAPS FOR PARTS #MYTRAPS
if you do something that irritated your clown pale situationship and they start typing in all caps and using bigger words than usual (i didn't know she knew the meaning of putrid) does that mean you're screwed, asking for a friend??? #fuck #nsfw #violence
(• - •) How is it being raised by a lusus? I wasn't raised by one so I'm curious about it. If anyone would like to share their stories, that would be fun and make me happy. ⚘
past tense, , , not involved in it anymore, , ,
:33 < why was this even a topic....
any babes and cool cats awvake and single
why do people keep watching this. hiss. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/92144236_MLCUR1IT143C688.jpg
>>hat is a chaser and >>hy do they keep calling me that
Update: I kinda fixed him but n಄w his legs are ಄n his head. I d಄n't think he can dance like this.
just WATCHEd a troll at clurch Pick his sniff nub ANd eat the boogie his sPinal crevice is not making it to the dARK carnival
ʚ♡ɞ GUYYZ!! SO LIKEE!! I was totally getting a free hulu subscription from this cerulean blood!! BUT LIKE!! HE FOUND OUT THAT I WAS ON HIS PLAN AND HE LIKEE TOATS BOOTED ME OFF!! That's SOOOOO not fair because now how am I going to finish watching Smallville :((((((!!! ANYWAYZ!! Can someone like...give me their Hulu log in?? PLZ!! ʚ♡ɞ
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D --> Good morning D --> What a horrible dash topic to wake to
ill just say it i dont think most a you wwere actually gettin #oiledup last light you just saww me doin somethin bravve and commendable and the masses sought to ride my coattails as per fuckin usual
@turingTranscendence Stop findin' e\/\/erythin' I post an' hatin' it. I kno\/\/\/\/, bein' a rugged dystopic sailor make m'prime fer yer pitch quads but I ain't int' eye\/\/\/\/ear.
stupidstupidstupidstupid
Well that's quite alright, friend! I won't take no offense to your preferences on my personhood, as what matters to me is how the heavenly Father views me. Which, for the record, is in a VERY positive light! - Leviticus 5:17
its gone its all gone wworthless
."Getting laid" is very fun and sexY. ?"Getting ofF"? .Great news as welL. ...So you'd think getting "laid off" would be even better, ,but alaS...
I notice a trend that ye engage \/\/\/\/it' humorous lighthearted posts more than m' heartfelt ones. Do better, Chittr. I ain't just a joke t'ye, am I?
Oh my gosh! Let me be specific about the last post! I help the mother grub! I don't do the other thing!!!!
TABLET UPDATE TWO. WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO START WORKING AGAIN. HOO HOO HOO. FINALLY. BACK TO WORK. PS : DO NOT COMMENT ON THE SMOKE. I AM TOLD THAT THIS IS NORMAL. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3C58FBFC357F.PNG
o okay! i tink he's in2 low bloods doe, good luck x)
seeing people talk about their lusii is honestly kind of bloodpusher warming #gross stay unhappy chittr
♰ watch yourself ♰
sOmE fUckIng AssholE pAintEd a fAkE tUnnEl on a wall and i drOvE strAIght IntO it. god damn it man. just InconsideratE. i wreck on my own terms.
i used too woorrk foorr a grrub casinoo, they put me in a squeakbeast suit and i danced foorr them
⚇ yuck. ⚇ i'm taken in that quad, motherfucker ⚇
FLIGHT. FAME. FORTUNE. FANTASTIC FEATS. BITCHES THIRSTING OVER ME FROM EVERY DIRECTION, AS THE MASSES CLAMOR FOR MORE OF MY CONTENT. OR. AS I CALL IT. JUST ANOTHER MONDAY. YES. MY LIFE FUCKING RULES. YOU WISH YOU HAD ALL OF THIS. BUT I AM THE ALPHA. AND YOU, THE BETAS. JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY I, AM THE MAN. HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!
whoever developed sburb should be dipped in tar and put in a pile of breadcrumbs so the seagulls can pick them apart for making the shittiest game in the universe.
stop caГГiNg me a giRГ i specified my geNdeR iN my Bio foR this matteR
So like-- what's this "Pitch" stuff I'm hearing about. I know it's a Troll thing but is it like-- hate-fucking, or true enemies, or frenemies, or-- #nsfw
Hah! Cullbait? How simple of you. Only God can show me true judgement. - James 5:16
How am I supposed to be parrty people when I am weighed down by my interrnal ideological thought??
t0day my m011ra11l asked me t0 stand 11n the m11ddle 0f the r0ad and pr0ceeded t0 ram me w11th the11r scuttlebuggy #relat110nsh11pdrama
Fin3 fuck m3 I gu322. Didnt g3t a 2ingl3 bit3.
:+> [Weird, I could've sworn there was. Whatever I'm not gonna question it further.]
a lot of posts about feet tonight...!? (tags: feet, strut pod, #nsfw, archive rating: 🦶)
oH, i'M SORRY, i WILL TRY, tO TONE IT DOWN,,, }:(
\) [Another lame day, highbloods hit me up ;)]
i may forget but i nevwer forgivwe. short term memory, long term resentment.
#nsfw You guys ever thlam your bulge in the car door.
What, is everyone too fucking busy to pay attention to ME?
>([aw #ellllll na# my dew gone flaccid #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/e3e00bae877d.png]
tthe rreaction update is cconfusing ssometimes, it ddoesn't always cchange colors wwhen I rreact sso if I rreact and unreact tto a ppost a bbunch I jjust ddon't kknow if I actually rreacted or nnot ssorry~<
I tried to claim my points and it sent me to a music video excuse me dude is this some kind of error.
Flaᛏᛏery Is Appreciaᛏed Buᛏ Know Iᛏ Will Geᛏ You Nowhere Wiᛏh Me