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Jane Crocker [DEAD.]

@giddyGallivanting

Just a bubble-girl in a bubble-world. Let's be friends? Double trouble with @galootTyrannicide!

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NO!!!! I was attempting to recall a chocolate cake into existence, and got sidetracked halfway through! The batter is all half-chocolate, half-vanilla! Hold on just a minute, here... might this be an accidental victory? :B

Kult: +37
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Total: 47
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Hm. Taking A Bite Out Of This.

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Yes, please! A treat is so much sweeter when shared amongst your cherished pals, I find! And even moreso when said pal is brand-spanking new, right out of the wrapper! Hello. :B

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Oopsie-doop. Looks like we have tumbled into another of a series of misadventures that precluded our connection to this platform!! But I've missed everyone here terribly! You are all so very new and interesting, I am plumb near spoiled for choice on new friends! Luckily, we're back now, and our devices seem to be restored to full connective capacity!

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wel[[]me ba[]{ ba[]{ fr[]m ТТ]-[e dead, even?

From the landscape of such, anyhow! Although... we're still dead. We have simply relocated to a place more convenient to log onto Chittr-dot-ing.

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well, in ТТ]-[e [[]nТТe}{ТТ []f ТТ]-[is damn game are y[]u ТТruly dead, ever? buТТ ТТ]-[aТТ's besides ТТ]-[e p[]inТТ

Are you playing the game, too?? I don't recognize you in even the foggiest way, but I would love to hear all about your experience!

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my sessi[]n is dead my ТТimeline is d[][]med i am being ]-[eld ]-[[]sТТage by a l[]rd []f ТТime ТТ]-[us, ТТ]-[e ТТimeline d[]esn' [[]llapse f[]r w]-[[] ]{n[]ws ]-[[]w l[]ng by ТТ]-[is p[]inТТ i ТТ]-[in]{ ТТ]-[aТТ's ТТ]-[e m[]sТТ imp[]rТТanТТ []f iТТ

... Oh. Gee. I'm so sorry to hear that! What about the other players on your team? Surely they could provide you some assistance?

While in the thick of some memory or another, I heard quite the charming tune on an old Discman. Unfortunately... "anti-skip" my ripe rear end, because I can only make out a small portion of the song! :( Could someone assist me in identifying this one? The lyrics (that I can make out) are as such: "La di da di, we like to party. We don't cause trouble; we don't bother nobody." I am quite sure that the remainder of the lyrics are as heartening as these. Can't wait to show Jake. Thank you in advance!

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Total: 80
Ratio: 1.67

※ NOTICE: Good evening. That would be "La-Di-Da-Di," by one Troll Doug E. Fresh and his Get Fresh Crew. - Hope this Helps.

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Thank you so very much, The Helpmeet! We've established the first portion of your name as true! Now I hope to complete that mission by spying you in person!

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

your your ripe what

Just a turn of phrase! Boy, has anyone ever told you you're a dead ringer for Dave Strider or what?

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

so like youre never gonna believe this

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

@giddyGallivanting I've perused your last few posts. I hate you.

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?! Oh. Gee whiz. Urm... I certainly hope that we can work together to overcome these feelings that you are having! I would love to get to know a fellow Jane a smidge better, as much as I would love to make NEW friends! ... And congratulations on your gay pride month dealie!

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Um... eek! @galootTyrannicide

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Wait, he comes bearing tunes. Nevermind!

Thank you very much! I am going to search this up and give it a listen right now!

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OH GOOD HEAVENS!

Good morning, good day, and good evening, residents of the bubbles and beyond! :B Traveler's log number... whatever! You won't believe what @galootTyrranicide and I are doing right now. This intrepid pair of roaming buddies are on a HUG PARADE for the next forty-eight hours, and our pace is set to FORWARD MARCH. If you happen to cross our path, prepare yourself for a LOVING EMBRACE. Errr. Friendlystyle! ... But we're discovering in real time that just because we SAY we are going to hug everyone we happen upon, it does not actually invoke more company onto your path. Sometimes I think we must really be out in the dreamboonies. These bubbles are thinly settled at best, and usually only with consorts! :( ... So if you know how to navigate the bubbles any better than these hapless adventurers, come give us a holler! Wait, and a squeeze! XB Toodle-oo!

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Total: 131
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Hugged another turtle!

Hugged ANOTHER turtle.

A salamanders bubble breath tickled my nose and made me sneeze! Hehe thank goodness you were there to say bless you. :)

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Will you be hugging more?

Yes!!! Would you like to join us???

I'm the one who's really been blessed. With the best-best friend. :B

Just hugged in front of a turtle!

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Yes we sure did!!!

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Oh Uhhhh Maybe one day??? Really busy today so.

Oh. Ok. I understand. :(

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@goliathsTerror[GT]

People hate to see a guy winning.

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I hope you win!

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I suppose some introductions are in order! My name is JANE CROCKER, and I am but one face in the incalculable population of the DREAMBUBBLES! I am twenty-six years young, ten years deceased. I enjoy long walks on the memory bank, and I have a particular knack for recalling desserts from my plethora of living experience hunched over a hot oven. :B My home is wherever my humble feet carry me- particularly at the side of my BEST PAL, @galootTyrranicide. We gave Sburb the old college try, but if statistics are to be believed, there is no shame in losing! Now we spend our time exploring and in the good company afforded us by the FURTHEST RING. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/056012e162c1.png OOC // GAME OVER timeline Jane. Shares a writer with @gutsyGumshoe and @gynarchsGoverness .

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hEy.

Ummmm... hello, there! :B

While climbing, Jake and I were BURIED IN AN AVALANCHE! As ghosts who cannot perish due to hypothermia, we simply had to eat our way out, Very Hungry Caterpillar style. We attempted to administer the memory of some blue raspberry syrup on our neverending snowcones, but the impact was minimal. :( It was my fault. I told him a joke so hysterical he disrupted the shifting snowbanks with his raucous laughter. Still! No better way to spend two hours than munching slush with your best pal!

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What in the sweet summer FUDGE is wrong with you!

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Nothing? I am posing a very simple and concise question.

Youre trying to rile up a lady sharing a piece of our pie to the public like some two bit cad and ive had it up to here with all of this gaffery and backteething. You dont just ask a ghost why they keep on keeping on thats like a fundamental no go! Your social cues are in the gosh darn trenches my man and its simply square on your shoulders to go to war for them. Also i dunno what youre on about with this superior mumbo jumbo. Theres no bigger and badder or less than its just all janey. And thats swell. Shes my very best friend! Maybe you should treat her better before i treat you to the english one two wind up in your dreams like in nightmare on elm street. >:|

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Oh, fluffernutter. Is this happening again? J, it's ok! :B <3 This is just a symptom of interacting with the public online! Not everyone is going to understand. Sorry about him. It has been a while since either of us were able to communicate with another person.

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Apology accepted. At least one of the two of you is a legible, functioning person. As far as the word 'functioning' can extend to a...dead thing.

... Now, sir. I don't mind if you scuff your knuckles on me! But not too much on my other half! :|

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Other half? Oh dear me, you're tragic. But I'll lay off. I wasn't truly trying to insult anyway.

... :B I wonder what awaits YOU when YOU perish! Mathematically speaking, you will. You had better hope the precarious arrangement of bubbles WE subsist off still exist when you do! Maybe then the stick up your rump will finally disengage from its muscle-shattering clenched upright position. If not... sweet oblivion! WE will have spend our time predating that end frolicking hand-in-hand. What will you have done?

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

I cannot die. I have someone depending on me, and carriers of the new Kerian ideology do not break promises. It is as simple as that.

That's what they all say.