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Jane Crocker [DEAD.]

@giddyGallivanting

Just a bubble-girl in a bubble-world. Let's be friends? Double trouble with @galootTyrannicide!

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 1086Kull Score: 108265 followers67 following

NO!!!! I was attempting to recall a chocolate cake into existence, and got sidetracked halfway through! The batter is all half-chocolate, half-vanilla! Hold on just a minute, here... might this be an accidental victory? :B

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Hm. Taking A Bite Out Of This.

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Yes, please! A treat is so much sweeter when shared amongst your cherished pals, I find! And even moreso when said pal is brand-spanking new, right out of the wrapper! Hello. :B

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Hello, New Friend Who Appears To Conjure Up Delicious Looking " Treats ". :>

Oopsie-doop. Looks like we have tumbled into another of a series of misadventures that precluded our connection to this platform!! But I've missed everyone here terribly! You are all so very new and interesting, I am plumb near spoiled for choice on new friends! Luckily, we're back now, and our devices seem to be restored to full connective capacity!

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wel[[]me ba[]{ ba[]{ fr[]m ТТ]-[e dead, even?

From the landscape of such, anyhow! Although... we're still dead. We have simply relocated to a place more convenient to log onto Chittr-dot-ing.

well, in ТТ]-[e [[]nТТe}{ТТ []f ТТ]-[is damn game are y[]u ТТruly dead, ever? buТТ ТТ]-[aТТ's besides ТТ]-[e p[]inТТ

Are you playing the game, too?? I don't recognize you in even the foggiest way, but I would love to hear all about your experience!

my sessi[]n is dead my ТТimeline is d[][]med i am being ]-[eld ]-[[]sТТage by a l[]rd []f ТТime ТТ]-[us, ТТ]-[e ТТimeline d[]esn' [[]llapse f[]r w]-[[] ]{n[]ws ]-[[]w l[]ng by ТТ]-[is p[]inТТ i ТТ]-[in]{ ТТ]-[aТТ's ТТ]-[e m[]sТТ imp[]rТТanТТ []f iТТ

... Oh. Gee. I'm so sorry to hear that! What about the other players on your team? Surely they could provide you some assistance?

[]n[e again, ТТ]-[ey are all dead ТТ]-[e []nly []nes w]-[[]'s lefТТ are me and ]-[im ТТrying ТТ[] figure []uТТ ]-[[]w ТТ[] end iТТ all []n ТТ]-[e []ТТ]-[er ]-[and plenТТy []f ТТ]-[ings ТТ[] l[]g d[]wn []n []-[iТТТТr may be s[]me alТТernaТТe versi[]ns []f my ТТeam will find iТТ s[]meday

NOW PLAYING: DREAMBUBBLES WITH JAKE AND JANE! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1XmaywaDe8vzFQS7X3BToV?si=NE7uSZ6RRUmJXoQpsFw9sQ

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While in the thick of some memory or another, I heard quite the charming tune on an old Discman. Unfortunately... "anti-skip" my ripe rear end, because I can only make out a small portion of the song! :( Could someone assist me in identifying this one? The lyrics (that I can make out) are as such: "La di da di, we like to party. We don't cause trouble; we don't bother nobody." I am quite sure that the remainder of the lyrics are as heartening as these. Can't wait to show Jake. Thank you in advance!

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Yes! This is as dire a cry for help as can be!

I don't know why I would venture out on that journey alone when I could recruit some of these helpful individuals, and maybe even spark up some conversation along the trail!

I suggest you brush your sweet tooth in anticipation of a whole heap more! :B

Um... eek! @galootTyrannicide

Wait, he comes bearing tunes. Nevermind!

- I amm pleased to have been of service. ※ PROPOSAL: Spying won't be necessary in this case. I'll send you a link to mmy online calendar. Fromm there, you can self-select a consultation timme with mme at our Old Friendnesty location. - calendal.ly/u=HelpmmeetHandling

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your your ripe what

Just a turn of phrase! Boy, has anyone ever told you you're a dead ringer for Dave Strider or what?

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so like youre never gonna believe this

:O

NOW PLAYING: The Tra La La Song (One Banana, Two Banana) One banana, two banana, three banana, four Four bananas make a split, so do many more Over hill and highway the Banana Buggies go Come along to bring you the Banana Splits show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YVc5Rgyv6s

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!this is how i am feeling right now in texas! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

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Good morning, good day, and good evening, residents of the bubbles and beyond! :B Traveler's log number... whatever! You won't believe what @galootTyrranicide and I are doing right now. This intrepid pair of roaming buddies are on a HUG PARADE for the next forty-eight hours, and our pace is set to FORWARD MARCH. If you happen to cross our path, prepare yourself for a LOVING EMBRACE. Errr. Friendlystyle! ... But we're discovering in real time that just because we SAY we are going to hug everyone we happen upon, it does not actually invoke more company onto your path. Sometimes I think we must really be out in the dreamboonies. These bubbles are thinly settled at best, and usually only with consorts! :( ... So if you know how to navigate the bubbles any better than these hapless adventurers, come give us a holler! Wait, and a squeeze! XB Toodle-oo!

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Hugged another turtle!

Hugged ANOTHER turtle.

A salamanders bubble breath tickled my nose and made me sneeze! Hehe thank goodness you were there to say bless you. :)

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Will you be hugging more?

Yes!!! Would you like to join us???

I'm the one who's really been blessed. With the best-best friend. :B

Just hugged in front of a turtle!

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Yes we sure did!!!

Oh Uhhhh Maybe one day??? Really busy today so.

Oh. Ok. I understand. :(

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While climbing, Jake and I were BURIED IN AN AVALANCHE! As ghosts who cannot perish due to hypothermia, we simply had to eat our way out, Very Hungry Caterpillar style. We attempted to administer the memory of some blue raspberry syrup on our neverending snowcones, but the impact was minimal. :( It was my fault. I told him a joke so hysterical he disrupted the shifting snowbanks with his raucous laughter. Still! No better way to spend two hours than munching slush with your best pal!

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It is not.

We got fred of the mystery machine over here with his little girls ascot!

My, my. Are you seeing this @giddyGallivanting ? Your hubby here is going on and on about my clothing as he is. A 'little girl's ascot'! As if anything would be wrong with that. You should really wrangle in his misogyny. I've heard recently that it's a poor look.

Its misandry actually because im razzing you! Unless you have something to tell me in which case ill be a perfect gentleman and *ahem* lay off... *adjusts bowtie*!

You have teeth like a warthog also. You can eat corn through a picket fence.

Doing little roleplay actions on your post completely negated anything you could have possibly said.

Very original to pick at a man's natural traits. They're considered very handsome by troll standards, actually.

And plum foolish by everyone elses!

I grow bored of your wrigglerish barbs, Mr. English. I will leave you to the Void's incomprehensible stare in the face of your own imminent dissolution into nothing. We likely won't talk again. Goodbye.

Bye bye nemo!

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We sometimes amass some colorful critter sidekicks for as long as we can tempt them to follow us with beckoning pats and hot vittles. Today we're on a hike with this VERY silly turtle! He is not capable of sharing his name with us, so I took the liberty of knighting him Sir Shell Silverstein.

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Upcoming list: Top five scenarios to be hiding a cream pie tin behind your back. Look forward to it!

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Jake and I don't NEED to sleep as ghosts, per se, but every time we find a particularly spiffy spot, we like to make camp and... I suppose you could call it pretending to hunker down and get some rest! On our backs by a well-made fire, staring up at the glimmering cracks in the heavens. <:B It's enough to make you d'aww. SAY. I wonder if we'll find ourselves some temporary traveling companions on this website! Nothing wrong with a crossover episode.

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do u guys ever get.... like tired tired?

also um hi

... Oh! ... Hello, there! :B This must be a run of the mill experience for you, but I must say this is quite the momentous occasion for me! I might have to fetch the party favors, because this is an occasion worth horntooting!

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LOL no its not run of the mill 4 me either! i actually havent seen YOU in a long gd time either i mean not since u + jake....... yea

... Oh. You're deceased as well! :B Well, isn't that funny luck? J and I seem to have a hard time finding other ghosts in the area. I would love to see you in person. It's been so long. Obviously the probability of sharing a timeline is... sort of low. But I would gladly accept a cuddle from absolutely any iteration of my beloved BFFsy!

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um no im not

sorry i

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Oh. Pooh. Then I hope we're able to continue communications by pRoxy! :B

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by proxy...... LOL :') yes pls MOAR of the ghostcomms me 2 LMAO

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sorry i just am kinda rly super fuckin happy to see u is all

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I suppose some introductions are in order! My name is JANE CROCKER, and I am but one face in the incalculable population of the DREAMBUBBLES! I am twenty-six years young, ten years deceased. I enjoy long walks on the memory bank, and I have a particular knack for recalling desserts from my plethora of living experience hunched over a hot oven. :B My home is wherever my humble feet carry me- particularly at the side of my BEST PAL, @galootTyrranicide. We gave Sburb the old college try, but if statistics are to be believed, there is no shame in losing! Now we spend our time exploring and in the good company afforded us by the FURTHEST RING. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/056012e162c1.png OOC // GAME OVER timeline Jane. Shares a writer with @gutsyGumshoe and @gynarchsGoverness .

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oH, wELL,,, iF WE COULD, i'D LIKE TO START OVER, tHEN, i AM tAVROS, i'M ONE OF THE TROLLS THAT, pLAYED WITH YOU GUYS, aSSUMING YOU EVEN PLAYED? bUT ALSO i THINK i, sTOPPED PLAYING LONG BEFORE YOU JOINED, oN ACCOUNT OF HAVING, dIED BADLY BUT, i GOT BETTER, aND YOU SEEM VERY SWEET SO, i WOULD LIKE TO BE FRIENDS, aND APOLOGIZE DEEPLY AND PROFUSELY FOR, mY UNTOWARD COMMENTS, pREVIOUSLY,

Youve already tarnished your own dang outlook little miss. Keep that tush pushing elsewhere because the two of us arent keen on shaking tailfeathers with ghosts who are mean in their step! One TOO MANY bad run ins.

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*Huff*

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i'M NOT A MEAN GHOST, i PROMISE, i PROMISE,,!

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Jake, your blood pressure! :B Hoo hoo hoo. Oh, what's the harm in giving this kind alien lass one more shot at the gate? She sure seems sorry. I believe this all to be mere misunderstanding.

I suppose i ought to lay down the pitchfork and tuck it elsewhere. Thats no way to treat a lady i suppose!

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Chivalrous as usual, my dear sir! :B And if we're lucky, we can use that fork to pitch some welcoming straw for our next shady nap on some scenic plains. Maybe with our new friend?

hEy.

Ummmm... hello, there! :B

hEy tHeRe :o) yOu kNoW I UsUaLlY DoN'T TaLk tO OtHeR JaNe's aNd sHiT BuT YoU SeEm kInDa sIlLy wItH It. YoU LiKe mAgIcAl pOtIoNs?