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Jane Crocker [DEAD.]

@giddyGallivanting

Just a bubble-girl in a bubble-world. Double trouble with @galootTyrannicide!

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 380Kull Score: 39118 followers17 following

While climbing, Jake and I were BURIED IN AN AVALANCHE! As ghosts who cannot perish due to hypothermia, we simply had to eat our way out, Very Hungry Caterpillar style. We attempted to administer the memory of some blue raspberry syrup on our neverending snowcones, but the impact was minimal. :( It was my fault. I told him a joke so hysterical he disrupted the shifting snowbanks with his raucous laughter. Still! No better way to spend two hours than munching slush with your best pal!

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It is not.

We got fred of the mystery machine over here with his little girls ascot!

My, my. Are you seeing this @giddyGallivanting ? Your hubby here is going on and on about my clothing as he is. A 'little girl's ascot'! As if anything would be wrong with that. You should really wrangle in his misogyny. I've heard recently that it's a poor look.

Its misandry actually because im razzing you! Unless you have something to tell me in which case ill be a perfect gentleman and *ahem* lay off... *adjusts bowtie*!

You have teeth like a warthog also. You can eat corn through a picket fence.

Doing little roleplay actions on your post completely negated anything you could have possibly said.

Very original to pick at a man's natural traits. They're considered very handsome by troll standards, actually.

And plum foolish by everyone elses!

I grow bored of your wrigglerish barbs, Mr. English. I will leave you to the Void's incomprehensible stare in the face of your own imminent dissolution into nothing. We likely won't talk again. Goodbye.

Bye bye nemo!

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We sometimes amass some colorful critter sidekicks for as long as we can tempt them to follow us with beckoning pats and hot vittles. Today we're on a hike with this VERY silly turtle! He is not capable of sharing his name with us, so I took the liberty of knighting him Sir Shell Silverstein.

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Upcoming list: Top five scenarios to be hiding a cream pie tin behind your back. Look forward to it!

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Jake and I don't NEED to sleep as ghosts, per se, but every time we find a particularly spiffy spot, we like to make camp and... I suppose you could call it pretending to hunker down and get some rest! On our backs by a well-made fire, staring up at the glimmering cracks in the heavens. <:B It's enough to make you d'aww. SAY. I wonder if we'll find ourselves some temporary traveling companions on this website! Nothing wrong with a crossover episode.

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do u guys ever get.... like tired tired?

also um hi

... Oh! ... Hello, there! :B This must be a run of the mill experience for you, but I must say this is quite the momentous occasion for me! I might have to fetch the party favors, because this is an occasion worth horntooting!

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LOL no its not run of the mill 4 me either! i actually havent seen YOU in a long gd time either i mean not since u + jake....... yea

... Oh. You're deceased as well! :B Well, isn't that funny luck? J and I seem to have a hard time finding other ghosts in the area. I would love to see you in person. It's been so long. Obviously the probability of sharing a timeline is... sort of low. But I would gladly accept a cuddle from absolutely any iteration of my beloved BFFsy!

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um no im not

sorry i

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Oh. Pooh. Then I hope we're able to continue communications by pRoxy! :B

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by proxy...... LOL :') yes pls MOAR of the ghostcomms me 2 LMAO

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sorry i just am kinda rly super fuckin happy to see u is all

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I suppose some introductions are in order! My name is JANE CROCKER, and I am but one face in the incalculable population of the DREAMBUBBLES! I am twenty-six years young, ten years deceased. I enjoy long walks on the memory bank, and I have a particular knack for recalling desserts from my plethora of living experience hunched over a hot oven. :B My home is wherever my humble feet carry me- particularly at the side of my BEST PAL, @galootTyrranicide. We gave Sburb the old college try, but if statistics are to be believed, there is no shame in losing! Now we spend our time exploring and in the good company afforded us by the FURTHEST RING. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/056012e162c1.png OOC // GAME OVER timeline Jane. Shares a writer with @gutsyGumshoe and @gynarchsGoverness .

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oH, wELL,,, iF WE COULD, i'D LIKE TO START OVER, tHEN, i AM tAVROS, i'M ONE OF THE TROLLS THAT, pLAYED WITH YOU GUYS, aSSUMING YOU EVEN PLAYED? bUT ALSO i THINK i, sTOPPED PLAYING LONG BEFORE YOU JOINED, oN ACCOUNT OF HAVING, dIED BADLY BUT, i GOT BETTER, aND YOU SEEM VERY SWEET SO, i WOULD LIKE TO BE FRIENDS, aND APOLOGIZE DEEPLY AND PROFUSELY FOR, mY UNTOWARD COMMENTS, pREVIOUSLY,

Youve already tarnished your own dang outlook little miss. Keep that tush pushing elsewhere because the two of us arent keen on shaking tailfeathers with ghosts who are mean in their step! One TOO MANY bad run ins.

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*Huff*

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i'M NOT A MEAN GHOST, i PROMISE, i PROMISE,,!

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Jake, your blood pressure! :B Hoo hoo hoo. Oh, what's the harm in giving this kind alien lass one more shot at the gate? She sure seems sorry. I believe this all to be mere misunderstanding.

I suppose i ought to lay down the pitchfork and tuck it elsewhere. Thats no way to treat a lady i suppose!

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Chivalrous as usual, my dear sir! :B And if we're lucky, we can use that fork to pitch some welcoming straw for our next shady nap on some scenic plains. Maybe with our new friend?

hEy.

Ummmm... hello, there! :B

hEy tHeRe :o) yOu kNoW I UsUaLlY DoN'T TaLk tO OtHeR JaNe's aNd sHiT BuT YoU SeEm kInDa sIlLy wItH It. YoU LiKe mAgIcAl pOtIoNs?