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SOMETIMES HAUNTING SHADOWS WILL WEAR THE FACES OF YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT AND MOVE ON LIKE ITS FINE.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guhmph… fraimi is going to go for an ice swim… to calm down… i’ll gube back later (╥ ᴥ ╥)
i cOughed up a live centipede tOday with my blOOd. it was… unique. it appears it is nearing the lOcatiOn in which i dwell. hOpefully next time it happens it isn’t alive. dO yOu knOw hOw hard it is tO pry a live centipede Out Of yOur thrOat withOut killing yOurself Or it? it’s a tuesday. what a relatively unflattering day tO be met with an appearance Of a live centipede #hOrrOr #blOOd #gOre #bugs
The writer had realized. The quirking would not work. #thescript
#7earning. it’s not fair of me, reall7. i have so man7 people (lose to me. but i want more. i see and i’m hooked, just a little, to more and more people. ma7be one da7 i’ll see beaut7 and not want to rea(h out. not toda7, though.
ThiS next teSt requireS the uSe Of the aperture Science HanD HeLD ImaGe CapturinG Device. TO participate in thiS teSt SimpLy uSe yOur aperture Science HanD HeLD ImaGe CapturinG Device tO capture an imaGe Of yOur GreateSt weakneSS. DOinG SO wiLL earn yOu up tO 50 Science cOLLabOratiOn pOintS.
i’m over here 7earning about being too ga7 to not fall in love with ever7 beautiful and interesting woman i see and meanwhile there’s a writer dude writing about ever7one
5am. eating orange slices and a banana. hearts pounding. beautiful pots morning.
back in my day, i used to be pretty cool. now im just gay and offputting and dizzy all the time.
smoked some slime with sollux and i havent been able to bend my toes for the past three days #substance #ibeenwaddlinglikepingu #thisshitsucks
I had a matesprit bark they thought my "dog shtick" wasn't cute consider I was "too fucking tall" :(...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
Sometimes I feel as though I am preforming as myself, and not doing a particularly good job of it.
fl0ating in the v0id 0f space in an attempt t0 av0id feelings it is n0t w0rking
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i fucked up. i fucked up somehow i fucked up. ]
a tinny bug just fllew in thröugh my winddös and i tried getting it but endned up just slapping my hand against a wall instead öf actuallu Getting the stupdi fucking bug and nöw my hands hurts this sis rude and mean tö me specifically
hitting röck böttöm, hitting my head ön a threshhöld, hitting the all time löw... hitting everything besides fröm the back 😔 #nsfw
decided to move on from the ranch that nice folk let me stay at btw. maybe if I keep moving I won't be found as quickly. haven;t seen my lusus since she ran me off. hope she's okay wherever she's at -🐎
FORK MY QUIRK WON'T LET ME TALK ABOUT THE PLANT SUBSTANCE OF LAWNRINGS -🐎
i want t0 p1ay a bui1ding game.
“i will never drink again,” i say, as i drink again #substance
There's a fucking cheeto in my plume, I just know it.
That Troll In The Hive Beside Mine Dropped By Again With Fruit. They Did Not Knock T His Time. Seems They've Realized I Will Not Answer.
It eels pike a very c)(ill sort of day, I do naut wanna do anyfin at all, but unfortunately someone )(as to clean t)(e )(ive. Boooo..... 38/
Ɏ uuuuggghhhhhhh They won't let me chug energy drinks becaause "they're baad for me" aand "i aact like aa feraal beaast on caaffeine" like i'm not gonnaa bust stuff up regaardless. raage aand maalice. Ɏ
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8=8 > Bitches be deadARF annoying like I wont bite their BARKing teeth out #violence
I have NNever chitted somethiNNg as divisive as the word armpits #NNsfw
being high is all fun and games until yöu hallucinate the reptilian creature thats göing tö kill yöu in 5 sweeps #substance
i dönt want tö be this kinda beast anymöre
⛧you wont last being a fucking up-your-own-wastechute, virtue signaling, weakling. if theres one thing that will happen with you trying to lecture me, is that i'm going to skin you alive, and wear you to your own hatchday parties and see how long it takes for people to notice. #fuckyou #violence #gore #bodyhorror⛧
꒰petplay but i run into the street and get hit by a ≼ar #nsfw ?????꒱
:33 < i cant say cat puns while at the meowsqpurrade and it is killing me
💠~ Suuuuuure, babes. Like we both don't know you're lucky to be up there. If you were here I'd like, totes destroy you. Use juuuuust the right toxins to leave you weak and even more pathetic than usual. Carve that pretty little face up while she watches. So! You're defs lucky or whatever. Better keep apologizing while they still let you have your own words. #threat #violence #gore #torture ~💠
💠~ Sooo like, here's the thing. It's not that I'm not over her, it's just that like, she was mine, you know? Aaaaaand like, I'm pissed she didn't even try to come visit me on her current shore leave. ~💠
💠~ Aww, thanks babes! You get it. ~💠
HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'A long night of 'The MMO' later, many levels gained, much learned about the alts we are leveling for raid. All things must come to an end those at some point. But yet, that doesn't mean they can not begin again. Perhaps they will soon, perhaps not, but all that matters is that you think they can.' HagernSilwot rambles, 'Don't know what the hell I'm exactly going on about but whatever isn't worth questioning, just what happens when you do 'The MMO' for long enough.'
💠~ Literally!! I like, don't know what else I need to offer ~💠
(Another d-day of w-working at t-the power p-plant... I w-wish i c-could move, but f-finding a b-blind accessible h-hive nearby t-the plant i-is not r-really something i-i can d-do, guess I-I'll j-just keep m-my hour a-and a h-half commute)
i need t0 beat vriska within an inch 0f her life as she begs f0r me t0 st0p i c0ntinue riding the line harder and harder painting my steel skin c0balt blue untill the p0int i finally h0ld her d0wn and sh0w her the trie extent 0f my hatred #serketp0sting #vi0lence #nsfw
💠~ I offer payment, and like, shelter for a while. And food. So I get some volunteers through that but like, this commission needs some really specific colours. ~💠
n/) am/)unt /)f gambling c/)uld prepare me f/)r t/)day having tr/)llpreg be trending
ALSO FOR THE RECORD. I HOPE WE ALL DIE AS SOON AS PHYSICALLY AND SENSICALLY POSSIBLE. CHOP CHOP, LORD DEATH! I'M CALLING YOU TO COME SERVE OUR UNHAPPY ASSES IN THE MEAL BLOCK RIGHT THE HELL NOW, YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT. AND WHEN IT COMES FOR US, I WHOLEHEARTEDLY PRAY THAT IT INDIVIDUALLY STRINGS US ALL UP BY OUR WELTED BILGESACKS AND METHODICALLY SUBJECTS US TO THE CRUELEST VARIETY OF FLAP DRUBBINGS CONCEIVABLE BY ANY CREATURE THAT'S EVER BEEN GRACED WITH THE CHUMPY FUCKING LUCK TO LIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT'S WHAT WE DESERVE. SPECIFICALLY WHAT WE DESERVE FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S EVER BEEN POSTED ON THIS BLISTERING CARBUNCLE OF A PUBLIC MEMO.
The guy∆ are telling me friday i∆ work in your underwear day.... It'∆ weird I didn't ∆ee a memo! But I gue∆∆ I'll have to participate for company moral!
i+ has been 13,541 days since i ended vp on ear+h. and i don'+ really know deep down if i+'s any easier now.
tonight Im taking 0.2 bludgeoning damage every minute for the next few hours
One interesting thing about being ablle to watch history unfolld from death, is watching technollogy progress, and seeing what inspired new innovations. The invention of the raillgun on mine own Allternia, however, was not quite so appreciated. Considering that it was directlly inspired by my own Psionic Artillery technique of firing llong metall rods at speeds higher than standard golldbllood psionics coulld reach. Devastating, usefull. Gutwrenching to see the empire llater appropriate its the physics concepts for their own weaponry when technollogy allowed. At lleast such weaponry has been ecllipsed, and is no llonger in use. It was wretched watching it fire from the hands of the oppressor.
TODAY IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! I FEEL GENUINELY SICK TO MY STOMACH!!! I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO BLACK OUT AND DIE!!! BUT MAYBE THAT WOULD BE A GOOD THING!!! BECAUSE AT LEAST I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE AWAKE!!!!
it's getting pretty rough. thank you for confirming.
i have been frustratingly foggy these past few days but im sure soon i will be back to normal!!
...gotta sleep with 7 pillows of wildly different shapes sizes and materials just to be able to wake up feeling rested smfh... ...and heaven fucking forbid if it rains. literally the only good thing living part time on a space station, no pressure changes from the weather...
...woe, disintegration be upon ye... ...from dust ye are made and to dust ye shall return... ...yadda yadda blah you get the gist...
...don't get old kids, sometimes you'll sleep on a pillow just a smidge too firm and wake up feeling like your whole jaw is out of alignment...
c< caNt speaK 4 cHittr, but, i gOt KidNapped aNd lOst aN arM.... sO, ya KNOw.... wedNesday sHit >c
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K--<fucking WRITHING. jegus.
⚘t's... ⚘t's not real? oh god. that's throw⚘ng me for a loop
alright i'M going to be real with you guys after my hit chitt yesterday i was opened a program to make a beat to further the bit and i swear i spent maybe 40 minutes that accumulated in me making something that sounded like i was pushing one singular instrument out of my waste chute. hangs my head dejectedly siiiiigh.... maybe big p is NOT on the mic
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა todays⁀blind⁀box⁀breakfast⁀is⁀a⁀(V)ery⁀stinky⁀piece⁀of⁀bread. it⁀is⁀fla(V)ored⁀like⁀some⁀kinda⁀pointy⁀fruit. i⁀do⁀not⁀like⁀the⁀stinky⁀bread.
13 hour shift with a ten minute break fuck this shit ♪
Okay, one more of my fa√ourites, then I ha√e to prepare for my show "And lo the Carni√al was not built in silence but in laughter and thunder; and it was decreed that no √oice raised in TRUTH would be cast out, whether it be sang, screamed, or howled." ~ Ringleaders: 10:87 #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture
-> Big Soup Has Been Struck With Illness, However Product Remains Uncontaminated. You May Still Purchase Produce Through The Drivers Side Window In The Back, Please Get Give Me A Few Minutes To Sit Up First = Your Total Is $1.50
just woke up on my bathroom floor theres water everywhere my mouth is dry i have red dye on my shirt but my hair is still blond also im half naked i think the edible was in fact shit #substance
Even a skilled Demonolator with years of experience, such as myself, can land in a little hot water from time to time. It is possible that in my hubris I have become lax with the basic mandatory safeguarding rituals. That being said, I may be gone for a few hours.
Honestly gettin' lost in th' woods ferr a bit prrolly would fix me.
<Whăt's ă lĭttlĕ cŭrsĕ / bĕtwĕĕn frĭĕnds. Bĕtwĕĕn cŏmpădrĕs? / Nŏt bĕĭng ăblĕ tŏ / fĭnd ă sĭnglĕ mătchĭng / sŏck ŏr stŏckĭng fŏr / ă cŏŭplĕ nĭghts ĭs / fŭnny. (ănd hărmlĕss.)>
I'm playfin pokemon today I WILL get t)(at pretty pink w)(ale one way or anot)(er or Cod )(elp me
Super clown punch. I'm glad I put up some wards I'd probably have a hole in my chest
with work none of it's special but i'll try i guess ♪
two down. finally took a look, i've 6ot like five more deliveries to make today. they're all pretty Close to6ether thou6h so i should be just fine. ^◡^
Two friends in as many days have called me cruel, must be a coincidence and nothing that I should examine or question about myself.
Do you like vampires or do you like the concept of someone desiring you so wholly and carnally that your very existence sustains them?
My nipples fell off.
*Hssssst* {〷} wantting tto jam electtrodeθ intto my pan unttil headache θttopθ ughhhh end me and lett θinew eatt my corpθe #θelf-harm €〱 *paah*
Wow really owned us dude I don't think the human people can recover
Ɏ would you still pity me if i wa-a-as a-a-a worm Ɏ
it sucks having all the infurmation given to you to move furward only fur one slightly wrong move trails you off course and ultimately ruins everything youve worked fur
I oft wonder if I like flowers or not. Is this a simplistic decision for other people? Do they not mull over the implications of what 'liking' something means? Of what encompasses a flower, of if a rose being their preferred choice is egotistical? I consider how the thorns the roses grow are an overdone metaphor, as if the ground will bother taking the critiques of an author who has yet to write a single book. But the classics are classics for a reason. So too, are those never to see the light of day.
ough. bllood trans fusion. thats how they make. the transgenders. and me
I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead I hate the undead Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
X I feel the purple blooded urge to be violent today. x
Group hexing ritual begins momentarily.
Daily Tarot Card. The knight of wands. Channel your energies into that new project you've been thinking about, your enthusiasm will reward you, but beware of acting too impulsively. Hope this helps. #dailytarotcard
i must b honest my dudes i think trolls r so cool like LITERALLY SO COOL you guys r so awesome and interesting n swag
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME HORNYPOSTING. I WOULD SOONER BREAK ALL 102 PHALANGES IN MY BODY THAN EXPOSE MY INNERMOST THOUGHTS TO YOU PEOPLE.
What do you get when you cross a road with a diamond? Robbed. #jokes
I think we should be ★llowed to fight like demons in the next g★l★.
The ruler of the universe (BMO) says even if Shadow The Hedgehog doesn't wanna be nice to one person a day they can still change the world a little by being a good being!
ok but thats funny and therefore null and void. theres nothing wrong with you
🐾a werewolf walks iNto a bar. the barteNder says, “what’s it like beiNg a werewolf?” the werewolf says, “i haveN’t beeN oNe for very loNg, bUt i’m ''lycaN'' it so far.”! hehe,
My Breakfast. #mybreakfast https://i.imgur.com/azxdaky.png
🐾my frieNd daavid jUst had his ''id'' stoleN... we jUst call him ''daav'' Now! hehe,
I d0nt understand s0me pe0ples desire t0 chase s0me0ne r0mantically I cant imagine a bigger turn0ff than n0t being wanted
My spree of poor life decisions ends at this moment, I'm afraid. At least, for this morning. I'm going the fuck to sleep before I see the sun start to peek through the curtains. Good luck to everyone else on that 4 AM Chittr grindset. Trust me, it's not worth it. But if you're that committed, don't let me stop you.
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Now Gordon it's only fair to warn you I'm extremely good at PUNCHING!
🐾what do yoU say to a llama that loves PicNickiNg? ''alPaca'' lUNch! hehe,