♦ pitied by @gutsyGumshoe

HOLD ON HOLD ON. ... Errrr. Ahem. I beg your pardon?

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shawty didn’t let me hit she too busy uploading on chittr :( #nsfw

I WANT TO RECHIT SOMETHING BUT ITS A COMMENT
He hates those more than the hamburger helper. Raising a son can be very difficult sometimes. But I know he’ll grow up strong.

Following on from that last chitt, I suppose the cat's out of the bag now. Yes, I've joined 'The Felt'. Or I've got some sort of accord with their leader. The fickle nature of circumstance. You either sink or swim, and I'd rather not drown beneath the waves of my now, very much lost, land of antiquity. ... suppose it's not that much of a secret, I did update my bio' two days ago, but figured it was better to make a statement in light of certain events. #comingoutthevelveteencloset. #independentcontractor.

Living without butter is, in hindsight, one of the most miserable parts of my childhood.

I need to stop playing stupid games (drinking milk) so I stop winning stupid prizes (remembering I'm lactose intolerant.)
Holy shit. You guys ARE freaks. Well, as promised, here I go... My ass!!!!!!!! https://imgflip.com/gif/anm62u #nsfw ?



