♦ pitied by @halcyonicHubris
bad day to be horny with a body that inherently cockblocks me sigh
:33 < maybe. what planet is that? earth-c?
i should probably stay out of that. #vagueposting
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I love tealbloods. I approach them with the utmost respect and earnestness, and they regard me as if I just shot their lusus. I would die for them.
You do outst★nding on one round ★s imposter ★nd suddenly everyone H★TES YOU #★mongus
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"= hard to sleep without the cupe. fuuuuck. maybe. i should do some other shit. ="
#ThereIsNothingAsHumbling #AsDroppingSomethingSmallUnderTheCouch #AndHavingToBeOnYourHandsAndKnees #PalmingAroundForItBlindly
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the masculine urge to comment this ones about me under evvery vvague post
they should verify me if i send them a vid of me jacking off
... Finished some parts of hal's new body. I forgot how complex robot building is. I'm rusty.
the one time i want to post a horse. and it breaks. tragic.
just because i kill people in my free time doesn't mean i can't be a good girl the rest of the time :)
i tink abt like a few perigees ago dat i would post n ppl would ignore it but now if i posted smth and idk. its like "my butt itches" sm1 will say sumn and i tink dats funny
dirk got rly into jojo send hlp
okay which human is projecting their cyclical mammalian cramps onto me what the fuck OW
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe w0rzt 0f tthe nervez are fina11y ztarting tt0 zett1e. ugh. [END MESSAGE]
moth3rfuk3r h8d mai sh3lfi3 b3caush3 h3 can’t hav3 m3
okay remember how i said i was gonna get that guys number? yeah he wasnt there thats aight we pull up tomorrow
Sometimes when im home alone i like to go into the garden, cover myself in dirt, and pretend im a carrot. Its very healing. :)
They're taking me back to the pound again. One day I'll find my forever home.
im always right by the way. i had a feeling and i was right.
I JUST GOT A BLACK-TSHIRT THAT SAYS "AWARD WINNING CHAMP AT CRYING WHENEVER MY PARTNERS SAY ANYTHING FLIRTY OR NICE TO ME PRIZE."
𝄁𝄢eITHeR MY LUSUS HaS beeN WaY HUNgRIeR LaTeLY OR I'M JUST aNeMIc 𝄂
Its 5pm and im already done for the day i think. I feel just dreadful.
stepped outside. big ass coat. big ass boots. cool ass cargo pants. baller ass gloves. immediately. i suffer a heat stroke and die on the spot.
WHAT IS IT WITH STRIDERS AND INSISTING THAT I WANT THEM? THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SINCE I'VE JOINED THIS SILLY SITE. I AM FLATTERED THAT THE IDEA INTERESTS THEM, I SUPPOSE, BUT IT IS A VERY BOLD AND UNTRUE ASSUMPTION IN MOST CASES! GOODNESS. :^(
I d⚣n't think that Jane is very f⚣nd ⚣f satyrs let me sc⚣⚣t ⚣ut ⚣f the sp⚣tlight actually 0-0
🌳🌳🌳i🌸am🌳now🍄re-evaluating🌲who🌿among🍄you🌸are🌸useful🌿for🌸survival.🌸kahhal🌳has🌸low🌳hopes.🌳🌳🌳
got me a fidget toy got me a beer im completely fine dude nothing is wrong everything is kosher
nevermind all is well and good I had shitty medicentre frypan 8atter discs and I am 8ack to #normal
no no im totally good im okay im vibing nothings wrong im not panicking im not im A OKAY
Hm. I wanna talk t9 that 9ne pers9n again. This pers9n wh9 made me s9 mad I fell pitch f9r her. 6ecause she like. Recipr9cated. And I want t9 see if that was just a 9ne time thing 9r if it's a situati9nship 9r if it's like. 9fficial. Yeah I kn9w surprising that me 9f all pe9ple managed g9 fall pitch f9r s9me9ne.
I haven't had much to say lately on account of being busy. Today is a different case. Hanging out with my bro today. Moreso, we're sitting in silence and eating pizza that I ordered. With my money. Despite him being way more well off than I. What a fucking bum.
i think it'd be fun to live a life where not everything is bad for me ykwim
i should quit again.
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < so sl33pyyyyy 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < n33d someone to shake me awake
+he easies+ solu+ion. is +o no+ be mea+ a+ all. bu+ +ha+ would be ra+her unfor+una+e if i+ were +o happen +o everyone.
i have a bad feeling about something. not sure what to do about it though.
IT'S A LOVELY DAY, I DO WISH I COULD GO FOR A WALK! UNFORTUNATELY, MY BACK HAS BEEN KILLING ME AS OF LATE. CAN'T QUITE MOVE LIKE I USED TO. :^(
that it hurts but its good no matter howw bad its ALWWAYS good
i fucked up so royally and i dont even know the repercussions yet jfc im trying not to panic
in an incredible, but not totally unforeseen upset, jane has owvertaken porrim in the #cronusbabeoff, im sure in no small part thanks to her sycophantic goons (more like psychophantic, am i right ladies?) its not just that though, she can absolutely get it, you cant handle allat. porrim is eliminated, jane mowves on! next up, i genuinely havwe no idea vwhich wvay this one wvill go. nepeta leijon, the itty bitty kitty wvho could goes up against aradia megido, subject of chasers evwerywvhere. wvhos it gonna be? wvevwe got slutty examples of both these babes on-site, so im sure there are plenty of good memories thatll inspire some wvotes. #suggestivwe <3 or <> for nepeta leijon <3< or c3< for aradia megido
i.have.impaled.my.frond this.is.not.good i.think.i.preferred.when.i.was.a.non.clumsy.thinkpan.in.a.jar additionally:ow
S⚣mething bad's ab⚣ut t⚣ happen t⚣ me I think.
:33 < 6 million kitty points to whoefurr br33ds me furst. :00 < nsfw
youve met me at a very "yeah im trying to work on that" time in my life.
okay so im back at the gym at this time because im gonna try and get this dudes number goddamn chat hes so hot hes so outta my league
Slept terrible, how is everyone?
WORK SUCKS!
X im typing thid with my dick #nsfw x
▲clicker training a puppygirl into being addicted to cigarettes this is great▼ #substance #suggestive
Okay, so, just watched Monsters Inc, and I have had only 1 question in my mind the entire time. You all know that one slud-monster lady that gives Mike his paperwork? And do you know how she 8asically slimes a8out the place, leaving a green goo trail? Alright, cool, so the question is, does that mean her nook is like... On the 8ottom of her slug 8ottom half, and that's the reason she snail-trails everywhere? That suction must go insano-style too. This slussy got me acting real strange.
Ass.
IM ZO BORED RN #BOREDOMPOZTING
i think my dick also wants to say good morning to others at this rate. #nsfw
Oh right. Its July now. Time to change tunes.
h-how Do you take a DiCk piC if your hanDs are busy stroking the aforementioneD DiCk?.,,.,.,. #nsfw
idont even knnow what that is dudeits fine tbhough i alrready knew youwoudlkjnt be bale to get here. illjugst stumble out of bed to get water
#mydumbdog #myme
#mystomach. aching from #mychocolate
true canihvae some of #yourwater
the moonns beginn to ebb juust benneath the water of this lake. suunnrise is nnigh, buut.. i wonnder if i shouuld juust nnot leave?
i didn’t d/) anything
Proo tip: everytime yoou win a game tell everyoone yoou're oonly foour sweeps oold and witness enemy team's fuming asses invent new slurs
give burger me eat burger want burger you me give burger me burger want me want you
He just moved and I instantly gave him the saddest puppy eyes
testimony: man i know a trading card game competitive scene is kind of fundamentally incompatible with the dream bubbles but what i wouldn't give to just sort some tmtg cards for a while... first by color, then by rarity, then by mana value, then by spell type, + then alphabetically... ᴹB/
me if you care/lmfao i like these things,,/pos https://cdn,imgchest,com/files/230cfd10b960,jpeg
got distracted cause i tjink i accidentally drank the whiskey that makes you miss your boyfriend #substances
I hate cheaters I hate cheaters I hate cheaters I hate cheaters I hate cheaters. I hope all whores DIE and go to FUCKING HELL FOREVER #rant #cw-ranting #death #violence #cw-death
i got called fruity lookin' by meenah. zz:I
they call me jade "hater" harley i wish they wouldnt!!
Do You Ever Watch The Beetle That Falls Onto It's Back Near Your Pool Struggle For What Feels Like Hours? #literallyme #relatable
A pervert has f.o°ll.o°wed me
== i wonder... if there's a way... to install a shower... over my computer area... without frying it... ==
i am STILL LOST. the corridors only get weirder. THERE'S AN ACTIVE VENDING MACHINE HERE but its not plugged into anything and it SELF STOCKS.
i just accidentally replied to a random ass chit and said “i dunno im gay” fuck my life
delicious. #puppet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/78e9bb2b606d.gif
i_am_fighting_the_urge_to_get_more_takeout_._but_my_old_lady_brought_back_all_these_gd_mushrooms_from_the_tunnels_._There's_only_so_much_I_can_cook_with_mushrooms_.
Seems I've logged on to some manner of site-wide pandemonium. Good, freak out, I've been bored.
i'm makin a commitment to myself that this week i will not be fucking confused
i saw the word "raisinn" annd thouught of him.