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Off to work at my job now! Don't get in any trouble now.
L+st? H+peless? Y+ur Ringmama will take y+u in with +pen fr+nds. All y+u strange little critters will be welc+me in my tent.
My ap+l+gies sweetpea. I was speaking in that m+st beautiful +f t+ngues -- metaph+r. My sweetest freaks are much needier than livest+ck. :+)
It wAs wOndErfUl! clOwn lEnt AlwAys brIngs OUt thE bEst In thE prEAchErs!
gOOd EvEnIng EvEryOnE! mAss wAs lOvEly wIth A vEry InspIrIng fIrst sErmOn tO stArt thE EvEnIng! It wOUld dO Us All wEll tO rEmEmbEr OUr plAcE In sErvIng thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs wIth EvEry Inch Of OUr blOOdpUshErs! hAvE A blEssEd nIght!
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the hive, half a block down the street from Jerrie's Bait Shop- (You know the place!) Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning my lusus would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast! Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut! Every single mornin'... It was driving me crazy! I said to my lusus, said, "Hey, lusus, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet lusus, she just looked at me like a moobeast looks at an oncoming train! And she leaned right down next to me... and she said, "It's good for you!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth! And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was 11 sweeps! That's when I swore that somenight, somenight I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place.. where the moon is always crescent and the air smells like warm death.. and the corpses are oh so rotting, where the clowns and the priests play their games all cycle long. And anyone on the street will gladly cull anyone for a caegar... Wacka-wacka-doo-doo, yea! Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true... because the very next night, a local radio station had this contest where you had to guess the number of lives The Manntrap had taken, I was off by two but I still won a grand prize! And that was a one-way guarantee to... The Alpocalypse! Ya, the Alpocalypse! #PartOne #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse.
https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/01530.png Attention all Harbingers of Doom! The alpocalypse must be delayed by just a couple of cycles. But trust me, once you get a look at all this stuff, you'll really get why we're doing it, and trust me! You'll all be paid your dues.

Fun s.o°da fun fact: D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper is the best s.o°da. What is y.o°ur inc.o°rrect ch.o°ice f.o°r best s.o°da?

=( Are the spheres gone? Are the people of chittr in a mindset that leaves them ready for more facts about #bugs? )
Good+show+dy! https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled199_20260215213725.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝑙es/bd48f29a5c20.png im not posting fu𝑙𝑙 spheres for free but ha𝑣e a tastefu𝑙𝑙y kind of see through shirt post #nsfw
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Is this a selfie?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I LOVE THE KIND OF TROLL THAT WILL ACTUALLY JUST KILL ME. Y’KNOW, WHEN I LEFT THE THE HOUSE TODAY I WAS THINKING, DAMN, I HOPE SOME HOT TROLL PAINTS MY BRAINS ALL OVER FUCKING HALLWAY. AND HERE WE ARE. I MEAN REALLY, JUST ABSOLUTELY DESTROY ME. I’M TALKIN’ WATERMELON IN THE THIGHS LEVEL CARNAGE. AND I WANT IT TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I MEAN I HOPE I PISS MYSELF. I HOPE I PISS MYSELF AND YOU CALL ME YOUR LITTLE “PEEPEE PISSPISS BOY.” I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UP. I MEAN I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME YOUR LITTLE BITCH. YOUR LITTLE PEEPEE-PISS-MYSELF-BITCH. I WANT IT TO GET EMBARRASSING. I MEAN LIKE… WEIRDLY EMBARRASSING, UNSANITARY TOO. WE SHOULD BE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE BY THE END OF THE FIRST EIGHT HOURS. #nsfw
$Ok☆y I ch☆nged my quirk! Lowkey found my old one ☆nnoying!
$.Wow! Very problem☆tic response from my p☆rtner! Very dis☆ppointed!
N[]thin' like cuddlin' up with yer lusus after a l[]ng day []' w[]rk. L[]ve ya R[]ger. #bulldad #w[]whesheavy]:-)
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Test pooost. Can anyooone hear me. OOOooooooooooooOOOooooooOOOooo.
Oh wOndErfUl! sUrEly thEy wErE spArEd fOr sUch A lOvEly shOwIng?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Seems like the more popular outlets are takin' up there spaces. I'll stay indie then. ]

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A number i am quite fond of! If you pick up on what im laying down. 🔫🔫;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a99a8ca077a1.jpg
FUSCHIA BLOODS WILL HAVE A 30% SALES TAX ON GADGETS AND GIZMOS!!!

> 1 th1nk m0re s0c1al med1a sh0uld let y0u hate s0me0ne's p0st
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Been walking for a bit now. Annnd... Jerann's size got leaked. Okay. #nsfw ]
Baby... I have a condition... I'm sorry if I ever made you or anybody you know with my flirting, but Love is Love baby, and if anyone ever seems not too groovy with whats going on, I try to back off! Very disappointed to see something like this from someone on this platform... When you could have just reached out... NOT YEAH BABY!
You don't understand cinema.
I ☆in't r€☆ding ☆ll☆t! Buy my product!
1 $w€€p of ☆ppr€ntic€ duti€$ for you!!! >:(!
does anyone remember soldier purrbeasts? I have ocs. many of them
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The stars tonight are nice. Goin' out for a walk seems right... ]

=( Since things seem to be settled, I've come to reward you another morsel of insect knowledge. Try this one on for size. The hawk moth, or Sphingidae, have a structure in their mouth called a labral pilifer. This allows them to hear ultrasonic sounds, such as a bats echolocation; and this allows them to better avoid predation. They are also cute. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
◁If anyone looks at my following list, I don't actually give a damn about any of that mainstream seadweller drama or whatever, but I'm only following the Jeevik Week contest winners because some guy on here I hate gets irrationally angry every time he sees them and I'm trying to shoo him away from my page. It's like bug spray but instead of chemicals it's trite celebrity drama.▷
yOU GUYS HAVE BEEN REALLY NICE TO ME, THANKS FOR GIVING ME A SECOND CHANCE. wE'RE GONN jEFF THE fLOURISH THIS SWEEP #TRUST. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/rGlAPCu.PNG
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Have you ever thought of kissing another you? Maybe you should try that. ]
okay i finally made my own account! i can stop looking at that dammek jerk's
=^owo^= I do book clubs in the church. Reading togther is an excellent activity. Anyone interested?
FUCK MAN, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYMORE...MAYBE I JUST WANT TO JEFF..
I Personally don't like the HONKING HEar enough of that SH1T already
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