♣ mediated by @homunculoGeneticist
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪
FIRST I GET FOLLOWED BY A HOMUNCULUS VERSION OF MYSELF, AND THEN I GET FOLLOWED BY SOMEONE (NOT NAMING NAMES) WHOSE LAST FEW POSTS WERE ABOUT GETTING HIS BULGE SUCKED. CHITTR IS A PLACE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL MY JADE ABOUT MY EXPERIENCES HERE WHEN THEY'RE ALL LIKE THIS?
OKAY??? THEY GREW SOME OF MY FRIENDS IN A JAR, AND THEY TURNED OUT FINE. PHYSICALLY, AT LEAST.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? NO I'M SERIOUS, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT??
WORK EVENT CANDID. FUCK, WE CLEAN UP REAL NICE. EVERYONE TELL HIM HE LOOKS GOOD, OR ELSE. @TRANQUILOUTCAST
IT'S A FUCKING PLUSH TOY OF...ME. I GUESS. IT DOESN'T JUST 'USE YOUR PALMHUSK' ITS FUCKING STUFFING AND FABRIC
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oh wait i get it. homojarkat has it. he started a (hitter a((ount. @homun(ulogeneti(ist
BEHOLD. THE PREMIERE BULLSHIT THAT COMES OOZING OUT OF #ABCCAFTERHOURS WHEN NONE OF US HAVE ANYTHING OF MEANINGFUL SUBSTANCE TO SAY. YEAH, YEAH, I WISH I COULD SCHEDULE THESE WHEN IT ISN'T WAY TOO DISGUSTINGLY LATE TO HAVE A DISCUSSION, TOO. SOME OF US HAVE FULL-TIME JOBS. AND I MEAN *FULL* FUCKING TIME. LITERALLY FOR ALL TIME. EVER. FUCK YOU. THANKS FOR JOINING TOLIGHT'S #WATCHPARTY. I'LL SEE THE REST OF YOU ON FRIDAY. UNFORTUNATELY.