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@BLACKHATINC NUKE @HYPERKINETICRABBITY THIS GUYS HOUSE NOW!!!!

Anyways, I Am Going To Smoke Some Marijuana Whilst I Have A Break #substances

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DON'T PITY ME.


i promised myself i wouldnt fall for my rose.... so long to that i guess :T

love kitties. hehe. love them, cuddle them, pet them, snuggle piles.

Thanks to everyone for being patient with me while I get readjusted. It's been taking a bit longer than expected.
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fine sure whatever im the bunny.

:33< its time fur my ultimeowte technique! :33< my finishing mewve! :33< HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :33< *the mighty huntress throws a rock at mew its nyat even a furry big rock*

Stupid people should be banned from the share screen button on remote calls. My wisdom.

gog d4mn 1t’s l1k3 th3 ult1m4t3 showdown 1n my r3pl13s 3v3ryon3 r3ply to th1s 3v3ryon3 th4t 1sn’t 3x4ctly 4p4rt of “c4non” (wh4t3v3r th4t m34ns)

guys 4m 1 tw34k1ng or 1s tf2 r34l
It’s Ok Max Take Your Time No Rush
ok.

i luv women! ;))
Rebooting The Gay Vampiric Activities Program

NEW POLICY! *THIS POLICY HAS BEEN REPEALED. I have voted to accept the phrase “I’m just a girl” as a valid legal defense. This also includes many of its counterparts, including but not limited to; “I’m just a little guy,” “It’s my birthday,” “I was tweaking,” and “Your Honor, you weren’t even there.”
you should see someone about that
I Like You Little Buddy

Ho+w is yo+ur barkbeast husb+/h+ler?

I kno+w exactly what peo+ple want o+f me + they aren't getting it.

▲you're broken▼ ▲if it helps, most people are▼

Kitty posting!! Wook at dat kyute FACE!! https://cdn.discowdapp.com/attachments/1072998659815387268/1516854964020973588/Untitwed124_20260617121933.png?ex=6a3428c5&is=6a32d745&hm=2f1e9fbe1726e5f4656d3320d28c24bf5bc6b45146adc673685aaace3f6021cc&

I think I’ll give you two more posts of mine you can add nothing to and then I’ll banish you from my sight. How does that sound?

THEN DO IT.

ahhh dont vwe all

it will be ok! there will be joy again.

... 1'll name ONE of them popcorn. for you and Max.

l1l t1nkl1ngs }:) anyone got any suggest1ons for names?
(( spamming the feed to complain about people blocking you isn't gonna help man
This Little Hopbeast Guy Speaks For What I Think


:33 < meowre a real one meawx

* #amen

<<"true!">>

THANKSS CRAZY HOPBEAST THING >83

re(hitt for some real shit

▲having an evil sale at #hottopic I'm increasing the prices by 20% for tonight only▼ ▲Fuck you▼
Oh...noo...!! my....badges....(> O < ❀)

NOOOOO!!! MY BADGES D:B

would u liek one? :)

if u need me, ill b in the greenhouse takin care of #mypumpkins

omgs its max

man i luv women ;) i tink its autometic me saiyn this everytiem
[[Yeaah I think its mostly to keep some things self contained, but hey they won't get to see your silly shenanigans and others will >:J ]
[[ They might be some of the folks that prefer keeping chittr to strictly homestuck, Its most likely not personal if i had to guess ]]
Admittedly A Lot Of Truly Alternative Styles And Ideologies Have Been Commercialized And Killed Off
fuck yeah the ballad of mona lisa.
Yes You Wear Your Big Boy Pants

five hundred cigarettes

max you're an inspiration

having a good morning with

yaaaaaaawn

omg max from sam and max i'm your biggest fan
aaaaaand i got distracted… again

gonna head off to sleep now. there's prospitan brothels to explore. for science that is. #lexihayleysburb #curious #suggestive ? goodnight!:D

i hop mew doin gud! pounce haf 2 go chek on meowrail but happi 2 s33 mew :'))

POUNCE CONCERN!!!

o helo! srry maxxy max! pounce supurr concern but helo!
that boMb ya swalloweD finally blow up?
Your interceptor has it where it counts, V8 and dual quads. A must in the wasteland. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3808c8bef8.jpg
Cherub Compendium Chapter 6, Subsection 5.4: 'Cherub Romance' In my time spent researching and observing cherubim (I am told the correct plural is not 'cherubs', I will be going back through previous chapters to rectify this), I have noticed that the most fascinating part about them is not their vast and mighty wings, nor their grandiose size, nor their skeletal forms, and not even their REMARKABLY complex mating ritual & habits the likes of which would put the most aggressive of troll kismesis off-drone-season sessions¹ to shame, but it is their romance. As most potential readers of this compendium will already be aware, the troll species on both Alternia and Beforus (and any off-world colonies) have a romance system comprised of four unique quadrants; two 'romantic' and two 'hatred'. The flushed and pale quadrants are devoted and platonic love respectively, while the pitch and ashen quadrants are hatred and mediation respectively. Cherubim, however, are seemingly incapable of three of those. They are capable of only 'pitch'. Hatred. My research has shown that in almost (watch that space) every known instance of Cherub relations they are limited to the brief pseudo-sexual exchanges which perpetuate the existence of their species, while entirely foregoing any connection afterwards. This is likely a psychological factor - you see, it is typical of cherubs to be hatched with two minds in one body, and as they mature one mind will eventually win over the other. This loss creates a void in the soul, and causes the mature cherub to seek out another of its species to occupy that same space of hatred that its other half once did. Further research, however, has led me to notice something interesting. Fully matured cherubim in certain spaces beginning to exhibit RED romantic feelings. This leads me to wonder if this hatred is not an INNATE species trait, but simply a LEARNED trait, and other cases have just not been observed and documented. ¹ #nsfw
Why have I been summoned to this hellscape?

* i think thats just mean
btw the car crash was funny asf wtf why is max from sam and max around here rn
BREAKING NEWS: MAX MAX has submitted the fascinating story of MAXMAMXAMXAMXMAMXAMXMAMXAMXMAMXAMXMAMXAMXMAMXAMXMAXMAX IM AMX HEYEYEYEYYEYEYE THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Ketchup declared a smoothie. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Anyways.. MOWE KITTIES!!! XoDDD https://cdn.discowdapp.com/attachments/1072998659815387268/1516640984245473401/Untitwed116_20260616220940.png?ex=6a33617c&is=6a320ffc&hm=6a03ab4a2ecffc1d97b64720cc9a1350d99f68a756dcb859d86d6274a9052d30&

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I-- Whatever. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ If Anyone Ever Gets The Opportunity To Pail With Me I Want It Done Within Five Minutes Okay I Have Business To Attend To Like-- All The Time. #nsfw ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

I just think it's c-o-o--o-o-l when pe-o-o-ple wh-o-o- need help are -o-o-ffered help and accept the help. Am I crazy?
I Like This Lil Rabbit Guy Although I Have No Knowledge From Where Hes From Hes Funny

Thinking of him...

oh my god max is here.
:33< notes taken 10:56PM 16-06-2XX6... :OO< what did it taste like??? how are mew f33ling afpurrward???
pretty sure the rocks are outside of my solar system by now but i will keep that in mind for next time
sure i can get you one next time i go out of our atmosphere if you promise not to break your teeth on it
youre funny :o) iMMa put ya in My pocket



















