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▲fucker scuffed my boots, i scuffed their stomach lining▼ #nsfw #violence
:33 < no longer evil kitty :33 < i am good kitty again
i think mommy needs a job
you DONT NEED to salt your pickles. they come naturally sodium baked. IF YOU PUT MORE SALT ON YOU RUN THE RISK OF OPENING A temporal FRACTURE
Ɏ ma-a-aybe the rea-a-al friends were the beetles we met a-a-along the wa-a-ay Ɏ
Ɏ remember to cha-a-annel your inner ra-a-age a-a-and ma-a-alice by biting things (tha-a-at a-a-are sa-a-afe to bite) Ɏ
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: ...just hope i'm 6ood enou6h t'keep her safe after all. #va6uepostin6
1M4G1N3 1F 1 H4D 4 CLOWN BOYFR13ND 4ND 1 COULD JUST HONK H1S CLOWN HORN 4NY T1M3. >;] #SUGG3ST1V3
1T'S #T3R3Z1TU3SD4Y? HOLY FUCK? H3Y GUYS!
Pre workout selfie aNNd gettiNNg ready for club NNight I suppose. #NNsfw https://file.gardeNN/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/decker03.pNNg
dis is a rlly crazy crazy thout but lik imaginen magical flyin cats
#thickerthursday cant hear pe0ple bitching in your sp0ngeclots with tw0 pillows wrapped ar0und them. #nsfw #suggestive https://64.media.tumblr.com/df52035ebb7c9f48e89277bc920f8a08/ec333c7d22644753-0c/s1280x1920/f483c1094d0da97fa5183ccf4a0187bdbfad2074.png
⋆˚🐾˖°SIIIGHH. hot evil girlz ztepping on me forever #nzfw #yearning°˖🐾˚⋆
time and a plaCe, ma'am, i'll do just that. >◡o
Ɏ it's ra-a-aining!! its ra-a-aining! the liquid deluge is here! i a-a-am putting on my liquid-repellent coa-a-at a-a-and booties a-a-and frolicking #thera-a-ain Ɏ
you are very attraCtive u◡u
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: the folks who reaCh out t'me so often, thank you for stiCkin' with me. thanks for keepin' an eye out for me when i ain't doin' so hot. y'all mean more than the world t'me. thank ya so muCh. u◡u ♥
final final thou6ht of the ni6ht: boys... u◡u
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: i'm just no 6ood without ya.
oh..... wow. invite me next time if yyou need some spare hands to handle that cute thing, mayybe? respectfullyy!
⋆˚🐾˖°WOOF°˖🐾˚⋆
nah, i wasn't workin' yesterday! wouldn't be surprised, thou6h! >◡<
alri6ht, up up up! delivery route today is a lon6 one! been a while sinCe i had a 6ood trek!
Ɏ i only ma-a-ade a-a-a few crippling mista-a-akes tonight which is better tha-a-an usua-a-al so i a-a-am going to sleep while i'm a-a-ahea-a-ad. good light. Ɏ
so how about that weather huh o◡o
🐾#dogPostiNg why do barkbeasts make the best arborists? 'cUz they are exPerts iN ''bark''! hehe,
woke up a6ain. mi6ht 6o baCk to sleep a6ain. it's real Cozy here. u◡u
cum right on me.. i mean camaraderie! #nsfw 💋
most guys just act like wrigglers. don't tolerate that, girl! put that troll in their place!!! 💋
>[At leazzt once a night. Ezzpecially when I go to zzleep now, I barely even uzze my cupe. Cuddle up with Latranzz and zzhe keepzz me warm. Love my barkmom.]<
H3LL Y4, GONN4 H4V3 4 CLON3 W4RS W4TCH P4RTY W1TH MY K4RK4T TOD4Y!!! 3XC1T3D!!!
W34R1NG @ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D 'S SH1RT. >:] HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/B9D645C13923.PNG #S3LF13
W3LL GU3SS 1'M JUST GONN4 CH1LL H3R3 4ND L1ST3N TO MUS1C.
I WISH. You COulD All SEe HoW StunNING beautiful AMAZing my MaTE lookS whEn he's SLeePInG!!! SO peaCEFul!!! I aM verY COMfortABLe rigHT Now
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓘 𝓭𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 "𝓴𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓼". 𝓘 𝓭𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓷 𝓹𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓾𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓻. 𝓘 𝓭𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 '𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓸𝓷 𝓬𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼' 𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓳𝓸𝓴𝓮, 𝓪 𝓫𝓲𝓽, 𝓸𝓻 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽 𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓾𝓷𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. 𝓘 𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓸𝓼𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓮𝓷. 𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓹 𝓪𝓽 𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝔀𝓼 𝓪𝓼 𝓘 𝓹𝓾𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓲𝓶 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓮, 𝓭𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓫𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓼 𝓯𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓼 𝓘 𝓭𝓻𝓪𝔀 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓲𝓹𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓱 𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮, 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽. 𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓭, 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓭, 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓮𝓽 𝓷𝓸 𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓘 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓰𝓸 𝓸𝓷, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭: 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓸𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓮. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 #𝓷𝓼𝓯𝔀 #𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
your ma is suCkin' me real 6ood and real hard throu6h my denim-based shorts.
Ɏ i should ca-a-all her Ɏ
TH1S 1S M3. HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/203842C14182.PNG #NSFW
Ɏ hosting a-a-a new event ca-a-alled friends it's where we be friends a-a-and frolic in the mea-a-adow a-a-and pla-a-ay ga-a-ames a-a-and touys Ɏ
now this here mi6ht shoCk you but i am, in faCt, sayin' yeehaw.
hehe okay, okay i'm 6onna quit bein' all sappy and mushy and all the stuff and hit the hay. otherwise i'm 6onna be up all ni6ht tryin' to hu6 y'all throu6h my damn sCreen. y'all have a 6ood li6ht!~ ^◡^
JUST F1N1SH3D PL4Y1NG TH4T SPONG3BOB FLY1NG DUTCHM4N BO4RD G4M3 4ND OUR FR13ND WON TH3 PL4ST1C TR34SUR3 CH3ST. 1 D1DN'T R34L1Z3 HOW T1NY TH4T TH1NG W4S C4NON1C4LLY LM4O. 4LSO PL4Y1NG BO4RD G4M3S 4S M3 YOU MUST S4CR1F1C3 YOUR P13C3S TO MY MOUTH, SORRY.
1T'S SO FUCK1NG HOT 1N TH1S 4P4RTM3NT!!! H3LP.... >:[
real final thou6ht of the ni6ht: my ass looks amazin' in my intro post. 6'li6ht for real now!
i hope no one anonymous Confesses about me 'Cus i'd prefer ya just say it to my faCe. i hate havin' to 6uess who wants to kill me or whatever.
SOM3ON3 S41D MY NOOK W4S CUT3 4ND NOW 1'M FLUST3R3D!! HOW 1S 1T CUT3?! >:////O #NSFW
⋆˚🐾˖°...WOOF.°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°holepozting hourz #myhole #nzfw [ httpz://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/olivehole.png ]°˖🐾˚⋆
#fuCkfriday and yet here i am, my preCious reCtum untouChed and unobliterated. this is a tra6edy beyond Compare. i hate that i wrote this post. #nsfw
>[Girl you know I am riding the fuck outta my biggezzt toy for #fuckfriday there izz not a chance in hell I am mizzzzing thizz. #nzzfw]<
TOD4Y'S TH3 TYP3 OF D4Y TO W34R NOTH1NG 4ND W4LK 4ROUND 1N BOX3RS. #SUGG3ST1V3
G0t hungry... #nsfw #g0re (( https://f2.t0yh0u.se/f1le/f2-t0yh0u-se/1mages/29507710_Feed54fJ0TxJmme.png Cred1t: Be1ge_Avane ))
i'm just a happy li'l 6uy doin' happy li'l 6uy things.
...okay one little #nsfw horny post for me as a treat before i sCoot off to nap. i *really* like tentaCles. like... just a whole bunCh of 6rabby, writhin' bastards 6ropin' and feelin' and squeezin'... somethin' about it all is just so... exhilaratin' to think about. but uh, just a fantasy. dream. dunno. been on my mind. so uhhh... yeah. naptime. don't be perCeivin' me.
>[Upping the zzenzzitivity on my robotic arm'zz movementzz zzo I can fingerblazzt myzzelf into unconzzciouzznezzzz. If I am not back in an hour, then it worked. If I am not back in zzix hourzz, it worked too well. #nzzfw I forgot to fucking tag it.]<
⋆˚🐾˖°ztraight up barkin on that thang #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°they call it zhe/her cuz i. i'm. cauze i'm wanna zhee/her bulge #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
𝓢𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼. [ 𝓱𝓽𝓽𝓹𝓼://𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓮.𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷/𝓪𝓭5𝓖09𝓯𝓸𝓕0𝓴𝓐𝓦8𝓚_/𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝔂.𝓹𝓷𝓰 ]
some of y'all really 6otta loosen up. ya 6et so darn puritaniCal it's embarrassin'.
Should I post my tits?
⋆˚🐾˖°yeah?? yez?? pleaze?? I@M a good barkbeazt! mee! WOOF!!!!°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°hahahaaaahhh i mean yea i'm juzt a zilly barkbeazt goin woofwoofwoof n all that (⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝)°˖🐾˚⋆
I got a penthivve in Manhackin (Uh) Babygrub, wwhat's happenin You and your thorax invvited So go on, get to slashin - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Ɏ he iiiiissss. He ha-a-as helped ca-a-alm me on ma-a-any a-a-a worrisome night. Ɏ
Ɏ Took a-a-a pic of my #lusus! Ra-a-amda-a-ad is strict a-a-and ornery a-a-and gruff but he's very nice deep down. he's a-a-also WA-A-AY BIGGER tha-a-an he looks here Ɏ Ɏ [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/ra-a-amda-a-ad.png ] Ɏ
∻I'll risk ch☢king and take my mask ☢ff just t☢ have a lapping at th☢se.∻
❥ Okay!! I hopε u gεt plεnty of that!! ^u^ ｡˚○
❥ Its kind of a lifε goal 2 havε suო1 fεεd ოε straധbεrriεs 1 day is that ധεird?? >_< ｡˚○
❥ Oh no!! R u alright?? • ᴖ • Ur rεεly prεtty tho!! ｡˚○
∻Ay☢ y☢u need th☢se bags sucked?∻
ma'am, it's a view of you i'd do anythin' for. >◡o
s'Cuse me for a moment while i find my jaw, seem to've dropped it here...
real 6ood day to be... what's the word a6ain, pansexual? the one that means i'm into all them there 6enders. ^◡^
MMMM.. 4TTR4CT1V3 P3OPL3.
Ɏ gosh. i don't know how to feel a-a-about tha-a-at but i think i'm fla-a-attered a-a-and a-a-also a-a-a little intimida-a-ated Ɏ
>[Do not delete thizzz later. Thizzz izzz the mozzzt morale boozzzting image I have zzzeen on thizzz entire webzzzite.]<
Ɏ ummmm. felt kinda-a-a cute? idk. might delete la-a-ater. #photo Ɏ Ɏ [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/cute.png ] Ɏ
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻, 𝓡𝓮: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 ⨁𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓢𝓲𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓢𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝔂. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
0kay, 1t's a l1ttle s1lly but 1 l1ked 1t. https://f2.t0yh0u.se/f1le/f2-t0yh0u-se/1mages/40273283_0XfvsTB0NFTGJ0Z.png //art cred1t t0 be1ge_avane
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓦𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼. 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓲𝓷𝓿𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓲𝓽. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓭 #𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 #𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓸𝓯𝓯𝓶𝔂𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓽𝔂 [ 𝓱𝓽𝓽𝓹𝓼://𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓮.𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷/𝓪𝓭5𝓖09𝓯𝓸𝓕0𝓴𝓐𝓦8𝓚_/𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽.𝓹𝓷𝓰 ] - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓮𝔁𝓱𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
TOMOD4CH1 L1F3: L1V1NG TH3 DR34M 1S PR3TTY GR34T. 1 LOV3 TH3 UNC3NSORSH1P. 1 LOV3 M4K1NG MY M11S S4Y UNH1NG3D SH1T. >:]
†) JOKE IDEA. I PU7 YE IN 7H' 7ORMEN7 NEXUS. 7HA'S WO7 AH CALL ME BASEMEN7 BAHAHAHA. (†
GUYS SUPPORT YOUR N1C3 M3X1C4N L4D13S 3SP3C14LLY TH3 4BU3L4S.
GO1NG TO TH3 CORN3R TO BUY T4M4L3S FROM TH3 N1C3 T4M4L3 L4DY DOWN TH3 STR33T. 1 SUPPORT H3R. >:]
.𒌐Felt.. pretty i suppose. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/77723719_MBn0my0rlKEXJ4V.png𒌐.
ya don't 6otta 6o outta yer way for me, friend, but i'd be happy to host ya. ^◡^
†) YE LO7 ARE SAE FECKIN' PA7HE7IC. YE NEED 7' COME UP WI7 BE77ER SLURS. "WADER". WHI7 ARE WE, 7WO SWEEPS OLD? CALL 'EM SEAFOOD LIKE A REAL CUN7. (†
yeah, i think i was just worried over nothin'. all's 6onna be fine. >◡<
♯ #intr⨂ p⨂st. She/her. call me Del. ⨂×⨂ was in a band ⨂nce. it's dead, d⨂n't get hung up ⨂n it. s⨂l⨂ act n⨂w. 'Uncivil Servant.' lead guitar, v⨂cals. alt-r⨂ck. playin shit sets in grungy pubs. nasty vibes. least it's real. desk j⨂b in a c⨂urtbl⨂ck t⨂ pay the bills. debts catch up quick after a crash⨂ut like that. said fuck the system, ended up in it anyway. typical. dream's dead, but what can ya d⨂? beats gettin culled. n⨂, i w⨂n't j⨂in y⨂ur band. n⨂, i w⨂n't give y⨂u legal advice. n⨂t a s⨂liciterr⨂r. maybe i'll talk if y⨂u let me bum a ciggy. d⨂n't d⨂ r⨂mance. d⨂n't d⨂ c⨂mmitments. d⨂n't d⨂ safe-f⨂r-w⨂rk. fuck ⨂ff. [ https://file.garden/ad5G09f⨂F0kAW8K_/deltr⨂ll.png ]
∻Real bitches stink g☢☢d.∻
❥ HAIII CHITTR!!! Soooo stokεd 2 bε hεrε!!! Its aboat tiოε LAധLLL ｡˚○
Dozeni Lore Upd8: An oliveblooded troll who lives on a standard troll-inhabited world with access to Earth imported goods (this world and Earth are not far from one another). She is Hearts aro-ace, but open to the other 3 quadrants. She has an interest in retro computers of both trollian and human design, and has a knack for drawing digital art and composing tracker music. She lives in a rented hive with an annoying landlordinator (landlord) and her lusus is a large wolf-lion beast that mostly wanders outside. She makes a measly sum off of art commissions. Below is the most current fullbody art of her as of this post! Tagged for #substance because she is a pothead. Bless earth imported goods. (Art is done by me (@azeleonkorosuna on Tumblr and @Azeleon on Newgrounds (not meant to be a shill just crediting my own art))) https://art.ngfiles.com/images/7516000/7516776_3007666_azeleon_is-that-a-weed-i-m-calling-the-police.2f16ce2c0998a42c7c40983df5cf564a.webp?f1772409012
girLs covered in bLood...wow #fightnight
R4WR M34NS 1 LOV3 YOU 1N DR4GON, 1 HOP3 YOU GUYS KNOW TH4T. >:]
1'M GONN4 GO SL33P. 1 GOT SOM3 ZOOSM3LL1NG 4SSHOL3'S B3D TO HOG.
My ideal romance scenarios are specific: If I am to get romanced by a woman or to romance a woman, it has to be during the Christmas season, she needs to be on a business trip in my town, and find the true meaning of Christmas while I work in a store selling Christmas trees. This business, while small, somehow stays afloat pretty damn well beyond all reasonable means. If I am to get romanced by a man or to romance a man: ideally, I'd want it to be a homoerotic situationship for several years, can start one-sided, and it can be a slow-burning romance, this can be in any genre really, but it'd be rad if it was an action style slowburn homoerotic romance. It has to get heated during a fight and turn into a physical altercation at some point. For nonbinary people: Depends on how masc or fem they're leaning. BUT ideally, we're teammates, and then we start a heated romance that way. You and I lost in the heat of each other's eyes, bonding over a shared enemy.
jeez, sounds like i wouldn't've been 6ettin' in anyway! max CapaCity, y'all are Crazy exCited for the fi6htin', huh?
upsides to bein' stuCk in my hive is that i don't have to worry 'bout dan6ers outside. downsides are literally everythin' else.
[|87 :: Why thank you!
[|87 :: 1ndeed ;t does! #trollbamacare has all med;cal expenses covered and 1 w;ll be prov;d;n med;cal a;d.
[|||] sooounds liiike it'd be a fuuun tiiime,,, the seeecond one iiis my faaavoriiite thooough,,, iiit has thiiis huuuman muuusic duooo called daaaft punk,,, theee musiiic in the seeecond and thiiird moviiies iiis the beeest thooough~ :]
∘☽ I painted a snail in a forest. I'm not quite used to, showcasing my work, I may be inclined to delete.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Leiloo/Leiloo%20is%20showing%20you%20her%20art.png #nsfw #Suggestive #OOCLeilooWouldNotTagThisNsfw ☾∘
[|||] iii think yooou're thiiinking ooof the thiiird mooovieee, theee fiiirst ooone reeevolves arooound thiiis guuuy naaamed flynn whooo liiike, gets suuucked iiinto a huuuman "compuuuter" aaand meeets a prooogram naaamed "tron" aaand theeey fiiight this dooouche naaamed the "master controool prooogram"
[|||] haaave aaany of yooou eveeer seen the huuuman moviiie "tron"???
†) MU7AN7S, APOS7A7ES, INFIDELS, HERE7ICS, AN' CUN7S, EV'RYWHERE YE LOOK. DISCHGAUS7IN'. (†
Umm-- wishful thinkin' but I think it'd be nice t' sit in a field of earth flowers... and bask in th' earth sun... provided they're not dangerous. It'd be nice t' be there with a matesprit or somethin'...
dinner tolight: bowl of mountain dew. who want me
rhetorical question i know the answer it’s everybody
DiD yOu knOw? YOu can DOnate One Or aLL Of yOur vitaL OrGanS tO the aperture Science SeLf ESteme FunD FOr GirLS? It'S true!
6ood news! doC reCkons there's no break! bad news! she *also* reCommended i don't 6o movin' around muCh for a while so uh... not sure how i'm 6onna do my job 'til then. 6uess it beats fallin' in another hole. thanks for Comin' over on suCh short notiCe, sawbones. ^◡^
∻What if we held hands at #fightnight .... And then I swing y☢u ar☢und by the arm and slam y☢u int☢ the fl☢☢r. L☢vingly.∻
if ya need me to head baCk your way, just lemme know ma'am! always happy to help! ^◡^
∻N☢ euphemism I'm thinking ab☢ut weiners all day.∻
last delivery made! niCe short run today, 6onna take the lon6 'n' sCeniC way home! reCkon i've earned it today. -◡-
don't think it's takin' me to your hive, but if ya want somethin' delivered, i 6ot an open sChedule for the next few hours! i'd be happy to help! ^◡^
last delivery of the day. told ya it'd be a shorter one! should be free to do whatever i feel like after this! ...whiCh'll probably just be volunteerin' to do more deliveries for anyone who needs it. your job Can be a hobby too.
i love this lil' emote thin' so darn muCh. makes me feel so darn adorable! >◡<
alri6hty, six shooter loaded, ba6s're on! this Courier's on the road a6ain!
bark woof bork :D
#nowplaying on my #iPod! h++ps://iili.io/B42ZjYG.jpg
being a moderator is stressful / can i request positive affirmations
Chittr, I have very bad news for you. I'm drunk. #substances
4FT3R MY SH1FT 1S OV3R, 1'M GO1NG TO N33D 4 T4LL GL4SS OF C1G4R3TT3S #SUBST4NC3
it's me / chixie roixmr / your internet angle
well... think that's enou6h of me jawin' today, 6otta be frustratin' folks by now! so i'm 6onna slip into my 'Cupe and 6et me some proper rest. y'all have a 6ood li6ht, Chittr! ...even the terrifyin' murder Clowns.
vwait shit this isnt the island is it https://upload.vwikimedia.org/vwikipedia/en/5/56/tdisland.png
[|||] goooey dreams huuuh??? oooh, niiice muuusic~
are you my last delivery tomorrow? mi6hta misread the name on the itinerary...
@arsenicCatnxp WH3N YOU S41D YOUR JOB H4D 4N OP3N POS1T1ON, TH1S 1S NOT WH4T 1 H4D 1N M1ND #suggestive #nsfw ish #maidcafe #sendhelp #rightnow #maidposting https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/maidcafe.png
#nsfw youre welcome, , , https://i.imgur.com/tqoMHgg.png
all the quadrant stuff is so Confusin'... what's wron6 with just bein' all Comfy 'n' snu66ly 'n' feisty with ya friends, y'know..? i mean sure, havin' a matespirit would be swell 'n' all, but... y'know?
[|||] #newprofilepic having myself a sweet treat~ https://file.garden/ydmquqmz-xkjrfza/%5b1%5d%20chittr_stuff/%5bfa%5d%20%5bvirsha-icon%5d.png
†) UNF. YEAH. POS7 MORE, SHI7BLOEUD. MOMMA'S GO7 HER BULGE I HER HAND. #NSFW (†
[|||] iiit's alwaaays good tooo be a liiittle or like, a whooole lotta freeeaky~ ;]
𖠰Two wrigglers got their horns tangled up. Helped 'em out. I know I'm supposed to let stuff like that happen, but I don't see the harm in giving them a little aid. Sent them off on their way after. Hope they do alright.
ive been called milfy still not sure how to feel about it
darn ri6ht! i 6ot a few bi6 ones to take tomorrow, so i 6otta rest up plenty! ^◡^
aw heCk, wish i had the time to CheCk out that there 6atherin' of folks, but i 6otta 6et my sleep in for tomorrow's delivery sChedule. y'all have fun now!
;; cigarette§ and beer acquired! chaffi §ucce§§! ;;
no one's ready for the energy i'm bringing to the girL's night out. i'LL have these girL's and guy's and enbies feeLing Like they're never gonna experience anything Like this ever again
†) HM. YE'RE FAIR BRAW FOR A SHI7EBLUID LASS. (†
†) ALRICH7 YE HERE7ICS, INFIDELS, APOS7A7ES, AN GU77ERBLOODS. MOMMY LOSNAA'S DECIDED 7HA7 7HIS UNHOLY SHI7HOLE O A SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSI7E HAES GIEN ME ENEUCH EN7ER7AINMEN7 7HA7 AM GAUN 7AE BIDE A WHILE. IN SERVICE O 7HA7 HAE A FU POR7RAI7 O ME IN A O MA HEDONIS7IC GLORY. H77PS://CDN.IMGCHES7.COM/FILES/6BFDCB5FF43F.PNG #NSFW #VIOLENCE #GORE #NEWPFP (†
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†) FUCK'S SAKE YER LIKE A SANI7ISED VERSION O ME. I7'S LIKE LOOKIN 7HROUGH A FUCKED UP, SHI7EBLUIDI7, GEN7RIFIED MIRROR. DISGUS7IN. AN AROUSING. AH'M UNSHEA7HED. #NSFW (†
better piCk up the paCe a little thou6h. don't wanna take too lon6 and 6et myself sCorChed by the ol' sun!
baa https://i.postimg.cc/GpbCfYBX/baa.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ lowblood stereotypes goldblood - smelly chud bronzeblood - doohickey thing rustblood - failure lesbian ]
So many people want me tied up, oh m' goodness...! Um... I'd like t' try it out, then @_@ #nsfw
Theme song for #Megidoday https://open.spotify.com/track/1nLPwEsvylaNyep39luNRw?si=29ce8df29acd4ca4
when y0u expl0de an egg in the micr0wave and alm0st shatter a glass because 0f the excess heat and m0isture, please think 0f me.
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓭𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼, 𝓘 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓭𝓸 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭. 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓼. 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓷. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 #𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 #𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓰𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
y'all're suCh an exCitable bunCha folks. thanks for keepin' me Company on my route, even if ya didn't really mean to!
hehe, alri6ht i 6otta stop lookin' at this for a bit so i Can aCtually walk more than a few feet without lau6hin'... or hu66in' that one tree. that was worth it thou6h. see ya onCe my last delivery's done... if i Can stay away that lon6! 0◡0
shad0w the hedgeh0g is a beautiful creature. 0u0
✂You stride not into ♭attle ♭ut a snare \ of guile and strife a neatly woven net \ Lust's mistress lifts her sword into the air, and ♭aying for your ♭lood her pack does set. So dance a ring around o♭livion, await a sign from night's own melody, catch sight of it, make haste, and ♭egone—
†) GGGUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MAURNINGGGGGG VIE7NAM. :O) (†
well shuCks, ma'am, thank ya kindly! it'd be my pleasure! ^◡^
oh, i ride on the baCk of my lusus, he's a hoofbeast, if i have to travel a real lon6 way! otherwise i'll just hoof it on foot. and uh, i think dependin' on where you're orderin' stuff from, y'Can Choose a preferred Courier, otherwise it just Comes throu6h the imperial serviCe and that's subjeCt to all kinds've CheCks, balanCes, and opportunities to 6et Culled for no reason. i'm teChniCally an independent, but i run with the out6lut mail hub. if ya 6et your paCka6e delivered throu6h there, y'Can ask for a speCifiC Courier. they're real 6ood about it. most of 'em are niCe 'n' disCreet about it. i pride myself on holdin' up the sanCtity of privaCy in mail! if ya want it delivered by me, then ask 'em for Curree erzhix! i'm pretty muCh always ready and willin' unless i'm asleep, Come li6ht aCid rain or moon's shine!
mmmmy dreammmm job is "sucking her flat carapace" but i'll be happy wwwwith anything of course #nsfwwww
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
☆ nothing liKe Krawling out the reKuperaKoon to some banging song from the sleep playlist☆
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓵𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓸𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴, 𝓼𝓸 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓘 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵: 𝓣𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓫𝓲, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓽𝓼 -𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓮 #𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
and onto delivery number three! skies're Clear, moons're shinin'... perfeCt ni6ht for workin'.
i'm almost done with delivery number two of today! nothin' beats a proper midni6ht ride!
Ɏ i should proba-a-ably ma-a-ake one of these i guess so longpost i recommend de-quirking: i'm va-a-aleri la-a-avend (pls don't doxx me), he/they, 10 & some sweeps old. norma-a-al rustblood definitely without muta-a-ations (ok YES sometimes i ca-a-an move stuff with my thinkpa-a-an but it's difficult & stressful & i suck so it doesnt ma-a-atter), i mostly just do wha-a-atever the highbloods in my zone tell me to (think they refer to it a-a-as being one's a-a-assista-a-ant / ma-a-aid or w/e) but in my own time i ma-a-ake like herba-a-al remedies & poultices & such (i get hurt a-a-a lot) & keep a-a-a modest herd of blea-a-atbea-a-asts (one of the rea-a-asons i get hurt) though mostly they keep themselves i collect plushies (if you possess the limited edition lusus-colour sca-a-alema-a-ate pls dm me) & da-a-abble in critter-keeping ga-a-ames & some of the less extreme RP systems (I ma-a-ain support roles (i'm not a-a-a sissy i just prefer not being in the frontlines)) i suffer from terrible nightma-a-ares so i'm tired forever so i'm sorry if i come off weird or not-right i promise i'm norma-a-al. my biggest fea-a-ar is proba-a-ably ca-a-ata-a-aclysmic world-ending events involving meteors, or possibly spiders. or being culled but tha-a-at's norma-a-al to fea-a-ar i think qua-a-adra-a-ant-wise i'm pretty open right now & in genera-a-al (not good with commitments sorry), like both ma-a-asc & fem presenting trolls especia-a-ally if they're bigger, older, confident, pushy (don't judge me, opposites a-a-attra-a-act) mostly i just desire to chill so plea-a-ase be nice to me #intro #photo #suggestive https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/va-a-alselfie.png Ɏ
:33< i love #WOMEN!!!
You'll have that. I've heard the term "muscle mommy" thro≈n around about me. I don't get it. #suggestive ...?
>FQ *^*^_>i us e d to pu tgrubs in mymout h bu t i twas otld not t od o that any mo re - are y ou alowed to?
>FQ *^*^_>oboviosl yi iddnt bit e dow n becbasuoe tha twoudl be wron g