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▶︎ Because At The End Of The Night, Cof↔fe↔e Spel↔led Backwards Is Eef↔foc._
aLWAYS CURIOUS THAT, nO ONE EVER WANTS TO TALK ABOUT, #g1RLnEONOOK,,, #VAGUEPOSTING #NSFW
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Cerner. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
shaves 1t wh1le you’re not look1ng
#shitpost
There are three types of cats: 1) Cats who know they are cats. 2) Cats who think they are people. 3) Cats who think people are cats. As Jaspers I was very well aware that I was a cat though like most things I never paid it much mind! I am fairly certain my son Mutie falls into the third cat-egory though. :3 Roxies, can you confirm?
yk it’s true love when they touch themselves to your pictures. any picture. #suggestive #nsfw
About to pull some bullshit (Non-Dire) (Promise) (Really it's not a bad dangerous thing this time) (It's just kind of personally significant) (I cannot stress enough this isn't a bad thing this time). Wish me luck.
guys i am SO fucking rechittable rn
I ★m evil Sylink, I ★m evil Sylink.
[getting back shots] um... hes right behind me, isnt he?
3> I've stayed up all light with my matesprit. They're the best. <3
whipped cream on da iced coffee fo today
aight me and the fuzzy lil bros forgive you all good
baba is cube
https://files.catbox.moe/nhyrux.gif
Cra2h out with your a22 out
The voice in my head told me to spread joy by liking 10 chits in a row.
i have a granddaughtr does that make me a gilf then #suggestive(probs)
the upside to a sevwered head is i dont get headaches
:33< of course im horny on main! :33< what mew want meow to make a side account to be horny on? :33< no! :33< im a horny woman i should be allowed to expurress that! :33< #nsfw
:33< kissing #girlbulge fur luck :33< #nsfw
i be counting them pities like they're coins.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.on't ╰┈➤ Too pregnant
:33< i n33d a drink :33< of watpurr yum!
< Who gave the Hoofbeasst an account on Chittr? #vagueposst :>~
Boiling eggs for breakfast because i deserve them.
ruff...
never be nice, always be kind, always be true to yourself. my final message, goodlight (fall's asleep again for the fuckin. 17th time today)
[Scanning...] thiz zite. iz quiet. in. theze hourz. [Target not designated.]
[Scanning...] thiz one. underztandz. the quiet. iz nice. [Target not designated.]
cErtAInly I drEw fOr yOU A cArd In my dEck thAt, hAs bEEn A tAd UnhAppy wIth mE Of lAtE dUE tO thE stAtE Of thE dEck, bUt hOpEfUlly It wIll nOt hOld It AgAInst yOU thAt bEIng thE twO Of pEntAclEs, whIch dIscUssEs pOvErty, thE wEIghIng Up Of thIngs, And thE nEEd fOr mOnEy I Oft AssUmE whEn It cOmEs In A sInglE cArd sprEAd, It Is sAyIng sOmEthIng wIll cOmE In thE fUtUrE, whIch yOU nEEd mOnEy fOr, sAvE It nOw, kEEp It clOsE And yOU wIll bE sAfEr fOr It
You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
#bigblanketbmonday ... :)
new banner and pfp! :)
verie generous that's a nice outlook
another free question for everieone imagine you went to the grocerie shop you need one specific thing for your dinner plans you see it, but it's in someone else's cart theie haven't bought it yet so it isn't theirs, and theie seem absent minded enough not to notice would you take it outta their cart?
⦓ I feel like I'm slowly retrofitting this place into something more like an actual game. My friends are here and unharmed, alchemy is fun because there's space to get silly with it, and even just with the two Lands I'm currently willing to visit, we have much room for activities! I've set up a transportaliser network for them for ease of movement, too. This is... Nice. Like making a dollhouse with a shoebox of death threats. Something dangerous becomes something lovely. ⦔
As mvch ^s yov don't he^r ^bovt n^rcs in the scene th^t's jvst bec^vse they're de^lt with qvietly. Kind^ necess^ry if yov w^nn^ ^void too mvch imperi^l ^ttention.
Caught... A big one... Tonight... I.. reckon I'll be fed... for half a perigee...
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe crew haz given me a |arge ba|| tt0 manipu|ate in tthe |0ading bay. ... it iz fun. [END MESSAGE]
:33< im women and i like women :33< #nsfw #girlbulge
women #yearning
WHY DA FUCK WAS I DRAWN OVER THREE TIMES TODAY??? LMAO??? IM NOT COMPLAINING!!! IM HAPPY FOR THESE!!! LOVE ALL OF YOU!!! BIG DAWG CAL KISSES FOR Y'ALL!!! :)
Hey, c★n I come be sc★ry ne★r you? [rom★ntic intent]
but now it is the afternoon. while the marshes do not see much sun i am drowsy. goodlight, everyone.
I was going to lament not getting a single goon out of my troubles, but that isn't fair to the eleven goons of the Sanctuary Cabinet that I did in fact get. You guys will always be better than a megalomaniacal cueball. Every time.
Counter-the-melting-with-some-freezing-änd-you'll-be-golden<<
beat the weather's ass back. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
sꙮme peꙮple just can't grasp that there is mꙮre than ꙮne wizard in all ꙮf reality. #vaguepꙮsting - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
should probably sleep but nah i'm good, just gonna scroll through all of its posts because i love it #vagueposting
goooood morning, losers. <3 i realize a lot of you guys dated absolute tools in the past. a word of advice: do not let that stop you from opening your heart up to future prospects! but anyways.
✙ //:> Command send: Insert picture //:> Command send: Type //:> And nothing of value was lost. https://file.garden/ajBWLq7l9SBZHJVh/Untitled125_20260816150329.png #gore #injuries #violence #cw-syringes #cw-needles ⚕
[MM] is now Offline gonna try to sleep again women....
wAtCh iT HaPpEn rIgHt bEfOrE YoUr eYeS GaYbOy sO YeAaAhH,,
im bored give me a random number 1-1170 and i'll give you a song from my playlist
Henceforth (Saki Tenma's Alt Vocal) (Project Sekai) - Orangestar https://youtu.be/bqYYx1TUCLE?si=iDcRnkljNHiADCUj
no better feelin than bein high nd eatin sherbet in my pantiez #nsfw #substances xx
g≡n≡rally pr≡tty z≡ro≡d in on th≡ music i lik≡ but i wont pr≡t≡nd i dont throw on th≡ clair obscur≡ ≡xp≡dition 33 soundtrack som≡tim≡s hit a mov≡ or two to lumi≡r≡
what the fuck, speed racer 1s free to watch 1n 1ts ent1rety on chewtube???? s1gn me the fuck uuuuuuup
=I at€ dirt twic€ today #anoth€ron€bit€sth€dust #mood
now that i think about it i don'T think the website would be able to handle a SECOND phuntr guynax. i'M sure they'RE all out there trying to log in or register and the website is legit just preventing them from getting in.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G7B35OPXYAAB4AM.jpg
I'm gonna plant one right between yer eyes ya punter
8=l < Do you ever see another troll of your b100dline 8=l < And decide in your heart that you want him as your kin 8=l < I want to claim him and make him smile with my words #vagueposting
(( @amazingCavity this is what you look like to me now. just a lil doodle upon waking up )) (( Prompt text: "Cousin Itt from the Addams family. Now dye him black. Now dress him in some rags. Now make him pale as fuuuuuck and always sopping wet. Lastly, frilly gills and tail sticking out." )) https://i.imgur.com/TecQpCW.png
HA HE HO!!! •'ᴗ'•
SOMETHING SILLY!!!
۶ৎ .i reΔlly wΔnnΔ .drΔw gimmie ideΔs.ok! Neighhh!
I was going to wish everyone a good morning, but it’s rather late in the day, isn’t it?
xx_selfie_repost_saturday_just_cuz_i_liek_dis_1_xx
Putting my monster energy drink into a coffee cup so I look aesthetic about it.
W)(at a wonderful )(eig)(t!
Call me a whimsicalVagabond. https://file.garden/anzoe1cHBw9pYTvF/Screenshot%202026-08-15%20165610.png
every time a sexy man posts muscle and or shirtless a fairy gets its wings 8tw
if you die in the game you die in real life #thematrix
Nah, I'm not one for social events, just not my style.
Come join?
Sounds like a fun game.
We're playing a drinking game: Take a shot/sip every time someone says The Matrix. #substances #bigblanketbsaturday
Woke up and felt motivated, so I drew a little self portrait. It's looking a bit bland though, tell me what I should add to it in the replies! https://file.garden/anzoe1cHBw9pYTvF/Screenshot%202026-08-15%20142808.png
Nothing like waking up and seeing certain types of posting, geez let a guy get some coffee in his system before throwing that at him. #dashwatching #vagueposting
c< .... #yearNiNg #prObably #pitcHyearNiNg #butMOstlyjust #yearNiNg #suggestive #prObably >c
Hehehehehe ★///★
<<"getting started on troll x men 97 season 2!!!">>
Came Back From Hell With A Big Headache, How's Everyone Going
☆~𖦹 The fact that no one else had found interest in the book during all these sweeps is shocking. Have you found time to read any of it? 𖦹~☆
t-that's a little ruDe.,,.
N0W 1 W4N7 7W0 G0 7R355P4551NG
۶ৎ ok hi.. ok bye. https://file.gΔrden/ΔoΔWΔDJZYxDjRgDG/imΔge.png neighhh!
☆~𖦹 I am extremely curious about this book. Where did you get such an impressive item? 𖦹~☆
Well, you could kill just about anyone with most books, you just gotta strike at the right spot on their head. #violence
im prolly overthinkin but who tf sells a car 4 half the usual price liek a rly friggin nice older model even if it needs some fixes that still idk seems weird
Aww, I'm sorry to hear that little buddy, but hey everything is gonna be okay alright, keep your chin up.
xx_batery_acid_btw_xx
Yes, my one true goal.
Ugh, wish I could stop thinking about that. #vagueposting
*、i H4T3 TH3S3 GUYS V4GU3 P0STING 0N MY TIM31IN3 #dni #ST0PV4GU3P0STINGY0U100K1IK3410S3R wH00P wH00P！⚡️
*、y0 y0 y0 !! iTS Y0U F4V0RIT3 jUGa1000！⚡️
no thots hed empty kinda nite
My sword collection grows.
The Slickly Sweet Smell Of Burnt Sugar.
I-think-it-wäs-cälled-Pirätes-of-the-Cäribbeän-änd-I-älso-heärd-it-wäs-the-first-of-the-whole-series<< Good-wätch-if-you-äre-in-the-mood-to-see-some-well-mäde-but-täme-äction<<
been-ä-while-since-i-läst-sät-down-to-wätch-ä-movie it-wäs-so-worth-it<<
Look at my son! Pride is not the word I'm looking for. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5e8a8389cb4.jpg
[BEGIN MESSAGE] z0metimez i d0 enj0y tthe am0unt z0me 0f y0u zhare ab0ut y0urze|vez. h0wever. p|eaze be carefu|. #vaguep0zting [END MESSAGE]
i need the option to react to a react on my chits
POSTS: POBICO TOO TIRED TO THINK OF ANY GOOD ONES SO HE REPOSTING
I feel like tr∞ll ariel f∞r real like I wanna be where the pe∞ple are 😒
I've not a clue how long I'll keep this moniker up, 8ut I find it charming. ::::) Kudos to The Vilegirl for appointing it to me.
I love my hot (possibly) Problematic girlfriend.
3833 < Fefeta is immortal
flarping friend of mine insisted i get onto this app. unsure why, it doesnt luuk very special. guess ill see
>:εε Do your fri3nds friday? ;?? #th3watch3r #sugg3stiv3 ~
[YOU HAVE $U#H A WAY WITH WORD$ ERIDAN]
think wwhat you wwill about me but the one thin i havve ovver your boyfriend is my princely fidelity im so fiercely an autistically loyal it meets diagnostic criteria
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
Step 1: Get manipulated into playing a game that straight up kills everyone (non-player) you ever loved Step 2: Grueling most tasking experience of your life!!!!! Step 3: Watch your (player) friends endure the same. Step 4:???? Step 5: Gain access to chittr, discover timelines of nonplayers watching the process like it is some sort of reality tv show and declaring that they'd like to do it, they'd do it better than the rest. (Ignoring players telling them don't do that) Step 6: Watch the cycle repeat through chittr, but this time there's a peanut gallery.
Followers, if your special someone: - Has quite a tall stature - Never looks great on camera - Always dresses formally That might be Slenderman. You should take that into account.
ཐི༏ཋྀ B1rthday 🎉 :3 - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
⦓ What do you think happens if someone who already played the game attempted to play it again? ⦔ ⦓ This is not. An invitation or any sign of desire. This is what is known as "morbid curiosity", yknow, like when you think "I wonder what having ﴾insert horrible disease﴿ feels like?" Obviously you do not want the disease. ⦔
Sometimes I think I like having something to long for. The world is so beautiful, so full of incredible things to try and ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le to meet...There's not enough time in a life to do it all. I almost feel! Like having something to fantasize about...is a way of squeezing even more out of a temꫂ❁orary existence. Do you know what I mean? I feel so deeꫂ❁ly grateful for my life and all the exꫂ❁eriences I get to have in it. I try to take some time every night to think about all the little joys around me. Imagining joys beyond those...it doesn't make me feel sad. It doesn't make me feel like I'm missing something. It just makes my world feel that much richer. It's nice to imagine things that could be. To dream a second life for myself. Not because the first one isn't good enough...but because it made me crave even more of it. ❣︎
🐾what’s a deer’s favorite ice cream flavor? why, if i had to gUess i reckoN it'd be cookie 'doe'! hehe,
really could fuck up sommmme bagel bites rn
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— GOOd night/mOrning Chittr! I'm heading Off tO sleep ❤︎ —— (˘ ³˘)
[ ereh tresni ijome ek4hsdn4H ]
Also, don't take to folks tellin' me what to do. Not a bit.
:33< girls #sexy women dot clawm #girlbulge #nsfw
Every day I wake up against my will and make it everyone else's problem.
3833 < *cc curls up on your lap and falls asl33p*
Instructions unclear, bulge caught in rotating ceiling device
oh man, my sleep is all out of whack. but it's so worth it.
🐾y'kNow, i gotta give thaNks to a good bUddy of miNe for exPlaiNiN' the word 'maNy' to me... it, ehehe, 'meaNs a lot'! x] hehe! hehe,
⛧new pair of doc martens its a damn good night #boots⛧
[|||] i thiiink often abooout kissing wooomen,,,
i just saw rubys pfp change to that fucking strawberry in my notification's in real time. its like it took her over like the mask in the film the mask
⚇ Okay after being convinced to take a break and eat here's breakfast: ⚇ 7 footlong meatball subs, four triple cheese meat towers, twelve cluckbeast and chili burritos, four trays of poutine and a coffee. ⚇
i miss tumbrl
we finished filming sbahj 18 in order to celebrate were releasing 18 different versions of the movie throughout the country only one is canon
I simply cannot order take out again. I have to be brave. And wash one dish.
wanted a milkshake didnt have the rite ingredents so i got rainbow sherbet
watching jontron and eating my fuck ass frosted sugar cookies from walmart
up in the dream bubbles rn is sleeping me comfortable?
3833 < I am Pawlyamorys
O-> Hm... Midnight Indecisio+n....
*hits you with ★ met★l pipe* Sorry *★g★in* Sorry *Once more* Why ★re you bleeding?
i need someone to spend money on and for them to tell me im pretty
I miss my old tiara. I s)(ould remake it!
i fojd a bruise on my leg. idk where it came from ngl
Men are facinating beasts.
partii rockers yn the hyve tonyte! ::]
Hello chittr! I'm not sure what to put here as my first post, so I'll just leave this greeting.
Leaving #FightNight with my second favorite Strider still present.
- OK. Actually? 😆😆😆 What?🤣🤣
i think matesprit needs me.
dude,-mägiciäns-äre-pretty-cool,-the-thing-is-thät-they-äre-räre<<
*+ ~ I casted a *+ MaGiCaL+* spell and now all of my hive is filled with weirdly shaped yellow fruits :( This alakafucking SUCKS! ! !
if yꙮu're reading this chitt, nꙮ yꙮu're nꙮt. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
If you have a sburb session going on, there is a 90% chance I will steal your ring or something. Unless if you are like. Alt Caspers and Roris one. Then I'll think I would feel bad.
What the fu(c)k a(R)e you §uppo§ed to be? ™
PEOPLE ARE SAYING I LOOK LIKE THESE THINGS CALLED LUSCII. APPARENTLY THEY’RE YALLS PARENTS??????? ALSO SOMETHING SOMETHING YO LUSUS HAHAHA
I fucking love popcorn.
dude it'S meowbeast hour. dude it'S barkbeast hour. this hour? yeah it'S for daves. dave hour. indigo month. eridan week. where do we draw the line? anyways happy #phuntrdecade everyone
3833 < T)(is is a certified Fefeta Moment™
Some believe it foolish of me to be chitting mid-fight~. But lo, I am doing it right now~! You hear that, splinternet~? I am chitting in the middle of the area~! #Gladiating
(( yay it's ma birthday ^_^ )) (( edit: birthday expired thankies to everyone ^^ ))
:33< *the mighty huntress kisses mew and kisses mew and bites mew and kisses mew and kisses mew and kisses mew and swats mew and kisses mew*
3833 < Would mew smooc)( a Fefeta? 3833 < <3 for yes 3833 < <> for yes 3833 < c3< for yes 3833 < <3< for yes
I Beg Your Pardon?! I Found Out Troll Hives Are Grown :o That’s So Cool! Trolls Never Cease To Amaze Me…
3833 < Fefeta beam
Should I Say Something Inflammatory To Make Trolls Want To Punch Me Before I Go In?
V^ Wish me luck, I d0n't usually ask pe0ple t0 g0 0ut and d0 things with me, this might fail spectacularly. ✌️ ^V
>>| .i'm too tired to talk with .anybody. .i may just go, sit .in .a corner, maybe do something, .i guess.
[It’s a photo of Florid, shaved bald and smooth, in a kickass Piccolo cosplay. At fight night. Aura farming. Best promo you can get.] < #fightnight >
I check this site so infrequently, yet it seems like every time I do, Allard is saying something annoying.
> uran1um 12 extremely calor1e den2e <
I (am able to) ruleee the world Chunk$ (of ca$h) load when I gave the word #in$pirationalpo$t$ #$WFTCAT #lyric$po$ting
woohoo fyght nyght!!!! y'm just gyddii about such an event, good luck to everiione partycypatyng! ::]
⊙v⊙ W-o-o-uld y-o-o-u guys f-o-o-rgive me if THIS was my default em-o-o-tic-o-o-n -o-o-r w-o-o-uld y-o-o-u make b-o-o--o-o-bie j-o-o-kes
I'll attend fight night one day and actually fight, last time I went I just got wasted. #substances #fightnight
soup
I've been here for a very short amount of time, but it looks like some of you are using your powers as if you were the Lords of your aspect. Which, y'know, that doesn't seem right.
wonderful,.the.mother.grub.samples.have.come.in now.to.clone.some.flesh
NEWSFLASH, SH*THEADS: IF I ASK A QUESTION, I'M ASKING BECAUSE I WANT AN ANSWER. IT'S NOT AN INVITATION TO BE A F*CKING *SSHOLE. THATS MY JOB.
Can't Go To Fi*ght Ni*ght, wouldn't Want My Magnum Si*zed Jousti*ng Level Erecti*on To Bri*ng The Mood Down, all Luck To The Fi*ghters Thi*s Ni*ght. #fi*ghtni*ght #tw-suggesti*veᛝ
Sweet mothegruB, you people are Beasts. I will like and rechit as usual
JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I AM VERY CUTE.
Whether Or Not Daves Have Earned Their Hour In The Canoe Is Undecided As Of Yet. I Also Do Not Accept Bribes.
they like me for my freakishly weird sensibilities and pitch perfect animal mimicry i can imitate anyone on the entire website with one hundo percent accuracy and zero exceptions
striders like shiny things right like they r birds ill just be all charming and be like here for u some coins an gemstones look how shiny they r
vV ØH, FIGHT NIGHT IS STILL A THING... I DØN'T KNØW HØW I'D FAIR IN THAT TØ BE HØNEST. IF THERE'S LIKE, GØDS(?) AND STUFF PARTICIPATING. EVEN IF IT'S FISTS ØNLY Vv
u werent supposed 2 see this
cant let dave find out abt my crystal orb collection
tired but truckin
c< Hell yes >c
ᛝ It has another Customer ᛝ ᛝ Another curse is Set ᛝ ᛝ This site is proving Fruitful ᛝ ᛝ So it shall remain here Yet ᛝ
Watching your Human Chess has always been fun for me. I hold great respect and perhaps even kinship for the player Kasparov. His play style that can be compared to choking out the life of an opponent's strategy. Beautiful. It's how I like to play. He may not be champion anymore, but he wins the award for my favorite player.
pov ive got u trapped in a jar and i give u a little slice of the cookie loaded brownie i made just like an hour and a half ago while ur jar is sitting at the windowsill it is still raining
Successfully breathed (brothe...) fire.
Just got a message a package arrived at my home, I have got to stop ordering things while drunk. #substances
🐾what'cha call a caN oPeNer that doesNt work? well, ya caN go aNd call that a 'caNt oPeNer'! boy, sUre has beeN a loNg while siNce i cracked oUt oNe of these! hoPe i 'caN' still haNdle this while jUggliN' a bUsy schedUle, hehe,
*Screws up the time signature of your theme*
I DON'T THINK I CAN REACH FIGHT NIGHT IN THE MEDIUM!!! WHICH I'M IN RIGHT NOW!!! I HAD TO DUNK A BASKETBALL TO GET IN WHICH WAS REALLY MOTHERFUCKIN COOL!!! #SGRUB
if i ever met my past self i'd probably wanna kill them on the spot
" Rise And Grind ", As They Say. Sometimes After Something Upsetting Happens All You Need Is A Good Cry. #serene
| dvnno m^n ^ll of my exes h^te me for my incredible sw^g.
modded balala is all fun and games until your coworker tells you look dead inside and you look at the time and you've spent 5 hours on 1 run (crustoleum and searching for showman to gather oil lamps)
>>| phuntr. people can be different.
why did someone entirely new to chittr just rechitt today'S shitpost and then hate my pinned? is a chud not allowed to have a little motion? not a vaguepost because i'M going to @ them. @loftyArchivist elaborate.
what if you were chasing me and as i round the corner while out of sight i quickly paint a tunnel on the wall and then quickly start running down it do you think you'D try to chase me into the tunnel or what
Been re-watching some of the footage from the Guttercade last night. I cant help it; i keep laughing my ass off at how shitty so many of you are at bowling. But there's hope! You can come back in two wipes and try to beat your record :). ((credit to @deathlessDeadwood 4 the lovely art!)) #guttercade #selfie
It brings a tear to my eye to hear folks take "our boys in blue" as some tip of the hat towards the boys with a badge and *not* an inclusive shoutout to our (very) fine fellas up and down the middle gradient of the (caddish) (NOT good) hemospectrum.
"But you didn't mean me, did you?" ... Oh, CERTAINLY not, dear heart.
☆~𖦹 I often use my chest as a table of sorts if I have a plate or cup I am using. This backfired earlier when I stood up and forgot about the cup of tea sitting on me, which proceeded to spill all over me #nsfw 𖦹~☆
Man, 3v3ryon3 r3ally ju2t di3d huh
>>| .only woke .up. hit the floor while trying to leave the cocoon. .and my stomach twists badly... no...
\\___I've_never_talked_about_my_lusus_have_I?___\\ \\___Something_to_do_when_I_wake___\\
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
I could see myself owning a turtle 🤔 ❣︎
c< i sHOuld wOrK ON dOiNg cOOl tiMe sHit witH My scytHe >c
c< welcOMe 2 tHe party! >c
>=>}CKeeping Myself Distracted Thinking About Women... #priorities -9-
>=>}Now That Im Back, First Thing In Order! Women Are Beautiful And She Be Allowed To Wield Dangerous Weaponry. -9-
You're fucked when I shoot you with my time bullet. That's right, I sent a bullet into neXt week, get ready you sonuvabitch.
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.