♦ pitied by @malignantMutt
X It rlly is crazy because why am I feeling like that after slamming face first into the wall x
:> I look ^t the timeline. I see something engineered in ^ l^b to irrit^te me ^s ^ butch but th^t I know is technic^lly h^rmless. I look ^w^y from the timeline. <:
-=[ ohhgod ive already laoded it up_☺]=-
-=[ i rreallyneed to do stuff tonightbut i keep playing ancestors flavordisceria aandi cant sdtop_☺]=-
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√(This is the kindest thing anyone's ever said to me)²
== auuugghhh... machine that... brings me... pepto bismol... ==
>> ¡ do not to1erate ¡t actua11y, ¡'m qu¡te terr¡b1e about ¡t
swinging my bulge around under my dress just cause and accidentally knocked a lamp over :(((( it's in a million pieces :(((( #nsfw
>>| .if .i'll go .into the bar .and some highblood will start hitting .on me. first .of .all, .i'd slap his face so hard, .i'd see his color .on his cheek .and .if not .i'll slap .it .again . .and then .i'll drag his .ass to nearest pailing location .and let him do me however he wants to. fuck, .i .even consider such .opportunity .even for pesky lowblood! #nsfw
i got turned human for the wveek. this is the second time.
>>-hmm--> >>-ill think abt it--> >>-tho urr kinda too hairy tbh-->
Okay, okay. Awake enough for coffee posting. Like this post for coffee, pity for breakfast(comment if you want something specific), hate to explode your phone, mediate and comment for requests. #saturday
((Brb ending it all ignore this Oh god why))
*Hssssst* {〷} guyθ i miθθ ttroll wafflehouθe θo bad €〱 *paah*
that annoying moment when the dog instincts kick in and you do the shake thing getting out of the shower and now there is water everywhere :/
im too young to be called a mister anything im not hobbling around like a grandpa im a beautiful angel who died tragically young a rising star struck down before his time in the sun basking in the radiant glow of the fame of making shit ass comics i couldve been the next steven spielberg or at least a tarantino im not going to do the whole song and dance of saying mr strider was my father i never had a dad to even make that gag about in fact as far as i was concerned i assumed he put bro as his name on his resumes and that was just his advanced social mindgame disclaimer i dont give a fuck about ectobiology im not claiming dadhood thats a bro end of story tldr im still getting the shakes from being called a mister that was like a jumpscare from five fucks at uncle festers
Hoold oon it actually feels soo soooothing too be called a gooood booy is this the perfect time too change my ways and becoome a better persoon oor am i simply a sucker foor pet names
being hung is all fun and games until you've broken your favourite shorts for the fifth time and now they're beyond saving and they've stopped making new ones so buying a pair second hand costs an arm, a leg and a head and trying to make a pair yourself is impossible because they used some obscure fabric you could only get from a single tree located in the middle of nowhere #nsfw
sea i dunno w)(at a tail would reely do fore me
everyone i have a confession to make. i STILL have not fucking slept.
FȺ† fucking fingeer§ ◯n ȺȺ §mȺll m◯†hȺfuckiin PȺlmhu§k
i support women's wrongs when it's rose summoning eldritch abominations or jade knocking up random civilians. not when it's vriska and terezi leaving dirty dishes in the STRANGEST places around the house and stinking up the whole place!!
_@¡^_^'; sso who wass goiing to tell me that apparentlyy ccalliing myy friiend (who jusst happenss to be a flussh ccrussh) who iiss a boyy 'boyyfriiend' iiss alsso a term ussed byy humanss to mean ssomethiing equiivalent to a matesspriit???? To the troll iin myy hiivemate'ss repliiess- 1. No II'm not beiing forcced to do anyythiing, 2. II DIIDN’T KNOW IIT MEANT THAT!!!!!!! #iifbrosstriidersseessthiissjusstknowiimssorryythiissiissassiituatiionsshiipnowiiguessss¡@_
IM CLEAN https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Eggs%20Freshly%20Washed.png
imgoing to stake a showewr the fumes of ths diye are burng my nostrls
🌲i w◉^◉uld l◉^◉ve a BIG HAIRY cave tr◉^◉ll t◉^◉ drag me int◉^◉ their den and take me as their ◉^◉wn t◉^◉y t◉^◉ use and play with,,,,,,🌲
https://i.postimg.cc/sD23wZgL/image-2026-04-04-022049250.png bwh
wish posts werent called chits because you know my ass is always doing a bit of a double take about it vis a vis freudian slip so and so whoever the fuck liked your clit pardon they liked my what #nsfw
Update: at least my kidneys. I think my liverr too.
Thanks to th' rrandom alley trroll who knocked me out last night I got some good sleep forr once. On th' otherr hand, woke up in an ice bath again. #implied #gorre #violence
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
iT'S JUST NOT, tHE SAME, wITHOUT jULIOH,,, #eRIDANwEEK
(^^)> I'D DWINK MOWE IF MY WUSUS DIDN'T MONITOW HOW MUCH MONSTEW I DWINK!!
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? One of our [EMPL0YEES] is now [BANNED] from making "Deez Nuts" jokes. © SBURB 2009
sO, i WOULD HAVE, pREFERRED TO MAKE THIS INTO, a VIDEO, mAYBE WITH MY, uKULELE, bUT THE OIL, iRREPARABLY DAMAGED THE, cAMERA ON MY, pALMHUSK SO, tHIS WILL HAVE TO DO, uMM, wELL i PROMISED, mY FANS THAT, i WOULD NOT, gET INJURED, tONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, aND, wOULD INDEED, bE IN THE #sPLASHzONE, sAFE AND SECURE WITH, mY GOGGLES AND, bULLETPROOF, vEST BUT, aS CIRCUMSTANCES, hAD IT, i DECIDED TO ARRIVE, rEALLY EARLY SO AS TO, gET A GOOD SEAT, tHOUGH i GUESS, mY TICKET PROMISED ME, a vip SEAT, sO, iN RETROSPECT THAT WAS, pOINTLESS, bUT, iT WAS SEVERAL HOURS, bEFORE EVERYTHING, aND NO ONE, wAS REALLY THERE, sO i DECIDED TO, eXPLORE A BIT LIKE, a BACKSTAGE TOUR, aND, aFTER, sCAMPERING UP THE RAFTERS LIKE A NUTSTEALERBEAST, i WAS LOOKING IN AWE AT, tHE VARIOUS VATS, aND BARRELS AND, iN MY EXCITEMENT, sLIPPED AND FELL, iNTO ONE, aND WAS, pRETTY BANGED UP BUT, i FELT FINE ENOUGH BUT, i COULDN'T GET OUT, oF THE VAT AND, nO ONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR MY SCREAMING AND, bY TIME ANYONE ELSE WAS, aROUND, mY VOICE WAS HOARSE, aND SO, tHEY COULD NOT HEAR ME AND THEN, tHEY STARTED POURING IN THE OIL, wHICH WAS, pRETTY HOT, aND, vERY DENSE, oR MAYBE, tHE OPPOSITE OF DENSE, wHICHEVER ONE MAKES IT, hARD, tO GET OUT OF, aND SO, wHILE MY GOGGLES, lUCKILY, pROTECTED MY EYES, tHOUGH, oIL STARTED LEAKING INTO THEM, aFTER, a FEW MINUTES, i WAS, sTUCK IN THERE FOR, sEVERAL HOURS, aND HAD TO WAIT FOR, tHE OIL TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO, tHE COMPETITORS AND, aUDIENCE, lUCKILY, tHE OIL SEEMED TO BE OF A SIMILAR, cOMPOSITION TO, sOPOR SLIME, sO i WAS FINE, bREATHING IT BUT, iT TASTED REALLY BAD, aND, KIND OF STAINED MY SKIN, a BIT, bUT ANYWAYS, i DID EVENTUALLY, mANAGE TO CLIMB OUT, bY, uSING HARDENED OIL DEPOSITS, oN THE SIDES AS, hANDHOLDS, bUT THEN, aFTER i DID GET TO THE TOP, i FELL, aND LANDED RIGHT, oN MY BUTT, hURTING MY, bUTTBONE, wHATEVER THAT ONE, iS CALLED, aND THEN, aFTER i GOT OUT, i SLIPPED A BIT, aND HIT MY HEAD ON A TABLE, bUT, oVERALL i WAS, pRETTY FINE, aND THEN, sOMEONE THREW A FOLDING CHAIR, wHICH HIT MY HEAD AND, cONCUSSED ME BADLY, sO i DID, eND UP GETTING HURT, dESPITE MY PROMISES, aND i AM SOMEONE WHO, lIKES TO TRY TO STAY TRUE, tO HIS PROMISES, sO, i AM VERY SORRY FOR, gETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH, a CHAIR, aT #eRIDANwEEK, aND ALSO FOR, mISSING THE CHANCE TO TALK, tO ANYONE AT, tHE rUMBLE bUMPIN' uGLY pUMPKINS, eVENT, i AM, sORRY, aND i WILL, tRY TO DO BETTER IN, tHE FUTURE, tHANK YOU, #aPOLOGYvIDEO
X Hey guys I’m out of the hospital, my piss lit on fire because I was more moonshine than troll basically, what’d I miss? #nsfwe #substance x
D --> Every day I come home from fighting demons and nightmare creatures and the true nightmare is whatever is going on here
"that's not livwing" i already died fuck off. got blowvn into non-existence and then brought back.
X Oh I so was lmao, 1hp on a timelimit type shit lmao x
X Rhey csn’t find me id thry can’y see me x
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▼remembering the time i platonically kicked someone in the bulge at a party and they thanked me▲ ▼I should have culled myself on the spot▲ #nsfw
↘️overworked and underpaid.↘️ ↗️THE BEST SERIES OF THINGS TO BE.↗️
#Japery #AprilNormalsDay https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1488894099758256168/SPOILER_image.png?ex=69ce702f&is=69cd1eaf&hm=b45eab66f350023c868e9989829ce8a2ef423c86841db8f44c314921cd5bdd3a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=623&height=623
I WAS OUT FOR A LARGE MAJORITY OF THE DAY WORKING ON #SERIOUS #BUSINESS, THOUGH I HAVE RETURNED! I IMAGINE #ERIDANWEEK WENT FANTASTICALLY WITHOUT ANY MAJOR HICCUPS OR PROBLEMS SUCH AS THE HAPPENINGS OF LAST NIGHT, CORRECT? SEND POST.
I thb this gme is broken thres just a vdieo of a monkey sctching his ass and it says "u fell 4 it idot" the musc is so loud
A breeding kink and CNC kink is WILD work. #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc #breeding
STOP PITYING MY FUCKING CHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is it too much to ask to be high out of my mind and barely be able to differentiate reality from my imagination while having sloppy makeouts with someone??? #nsfwe #substance
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! The suspect behind the kidnapping of Eridan Ampora is DEMANDING #MayICome be spammed as much as possible to possibly SPARE the life of the star of #eridanw33k?! Also, GRANDMA GAMGAM may be joining Troll Jerma985 among the death count. Gamgam is fucking DEAD! https://i.imgur.com/KfoJYre.png
this party.sucks #eridanweek
she took mmmmy dignity in the divorce
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
...i would be such a good drug dealer but i have to take care of stupid smelly grubs that haven't even figured out walking yet instead. lame. #substance ~~0o
trollbodybuilding.com users hate to see a sensitive young man such as myself getting absolutely shredded after hitting em with the rice/beans/veg combo no sauce #mydrydinner #gains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b17856be2d39.jpg
pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
couldn't think of anything better sorry xd
AFTER MY ARREST, NOT ONLY WAS I FORCED INTO THIS MASSIVELY STUPID HANDCUFFS FOR THE REST OF MY PITIABLE LIFE. BUT MY HIVE WAS REPOSSESSED BY THE BEFORAN STATE AND TURNED INTO THE MOST CONTEMPTIBLE THING YOU COULD CONSTRUCT ON ANY PLANET: A FUCKING COMBINATION FLAVOR DISK KILN AND CRAFT BREWERY.
:33 < ouuggghghghhh i wanna eat some steaks..................
playiing striip poker wiith a bunch of beautiiful women who are attracted to me but ii wore miinecraft boxers and a lacy bra so ii have to be REAL careful about how many tiimes ii lose
wordle 1,744 6/6 🟨⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
Found out my buddy doesn't eat meat. Not sure how that works.
go^ bi^ch3s in my dms abou^ rocks. wha^ par^ abou^ m3 scr3ams 'pl3as3 ^3ll m3 your shi^ ass rock fac^s'?
GUY QU1CKLY HUNG UP ON M3 4FT3R 3S3X #WH4TD4TM34N #NSFW
nothing can fix me
okay pic^ur3 ^his: ^h3 ^roll you'v3 known basically your whol3 lif3 scr3ws you ov3r. do you: a.) ^urn his ass in^o mush b.) hun^ him for spor^ c.) all ^h3 abov3. i'm par^ial ^o 'c' a^ ^h3 mom3n^. #viol3nc3 #gor3
high of 29 yesterday, high of 61 today north dakota is NOT for the faint of heart #DoNotComeHere
Y00000000000000000 L00K WHAT I JUST F0UND IN THE FUCKIN W00DS CREEPY BUT I FUCK WITH THE VIBE HTTPS://I.IMGUR.C0M/5FECR9D.PNG 🐺
fuck dude / shit / fuck / fuck #substance
◁Saw some people on here were posting pictures of their lusii, figured we might as well show ours.▷ ▷whats left of him that is◁ #mylusus #gore https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/FUCKER%20DESERVED%20IT.png
day 47 of being "trapped" under a napping dog man my kid has taken up residence in his fluff and may or may not be building a nest i honestly feel kind of betrayed :(
oh go d oh fuck
It zure iz taking itz zweet fucking time.
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i-- haven't done anything extreme... just smoked a blunt or two..... #substances
SHE DEPRESS ION MY BULGE #NSFW
i liked them even before being a dog.....
$$$$$ ¥ou have a hog? $o i¢e ¢old!!! I've al₩a¥$ ₩anted a ₽et. $$$$$
ok so apparently you cant rechitt your own chitt #fml #narcissism #closedloopsystem
My favourite childhood memory is not being in agony.
> any0ne else c0nstantly feel l1ke they're g0nna get 1n tr0uble f0r d01ng l1terally n0th1ng #1tspr0bablythed1s0rders
Go+t caught having a daylight snack by my so+n. Very embarrassed. My expressio+n plateau was a mess. No+ o+ne is ever allo+wed to+ see me like that. I may have to+ cull him.
> 1 tr1ed l1k1ng th1s s1x t1mes 1 D1D N0T PRESS HATE CH1TTR WHY ARE Y0UR BUTT0NS S0 SMALL
((And the non ship specific bigkat tends to be inflation fetish stuff and I die every time /dra #fetish #nsfw And also sadly I'm art blocked to hell and back so no one gets troll tits I guess 😣
>([t#e worms are back]
[UNCLASSIFIED] The great thing about every available surface in the workstem being a hot-elevationslab is that you will never be able to have a sense of personal identity or consistency despite showing up in the flesh every night.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M TROLL CHRIS EVANS MAN, I CAN DO THIS SHIT ALL DAY! 💪💪💯💯 I BE ROLLING MY FENT IN STRAIGHT UP VIBRANIUM AND GUZZLESMOKING THAT SHIT DOWN LIKE I'M TRYNA LOOK LIKE RED SKULL BY THE TIME I'M DONE! #substance
#SilentRechitt
i'm actually an #alpha y0u just have t0 ign0re the severe depressi0n and the bip0lar and the anxiety and the mild brain damage and the chr0nic pain and the 0cd intrusive th0ughts and the way sunlight makes me sneeze s0metimes.
a new night a new trope of examine! ^0^ do you believe in fate? what if i told you that your quadrants were already meant to be? fated mates explores the concept of being bound to another from the day you started wriggling. this dynamic can be applied through matching birthmarks, psionic links, even just a striking intensity at first sight unlike anything before! fated quadrants is prime dynamic material for yearning and angst as well! the death of a fated mate causing the suffering of a character due to the knowledge that no one will ever be able to fill that quadrant the same way. defying fate by falling for someone who wasnt hatched for you, ultimately dooming two others in the process! a human boy discovering to his horror… that his fated mate… is another boy?! do you have a soft spot in your blood pusher for fated mates? dont forget to rate this trope so that rankmaid-sensei knows what her fans crave! ^_^ (tags: fated mates, bound to you, red string, fated quadrants, flushed at first sight, human/human, angst, major character dead, archive rating: T)