@naughtyTechnician — #teamchud
I JUST said i'm goonna be busy chuds get my back woould yoou
Despite the coommoon miscoonceptioon i have never kissed oor toouched Phuntr
Wasn't mentiooned in Chittr slander videoo besides #teamchud 🙏 Goog is gooood my poosts are awesoome Persoonal favoorite bits are Burais, Gloooomweiss and Casper thoo
I keep hearing phantoom Troollcoord nootificatioons when i'm oout soo take it as a reasoon why am i still alloowed in #teamchud despite being soocial and physically attractive
Pascal asked me too make yoou sure yoou guys stay away and woon't fuck up her plan with rescuing this Nootaye Hiblud guy soo like idk goo eat a burger i guess @tentativelyTenebroous @coonsequentlyOoblique @universallyCoonquering @gooldenGigabyte @militaristicGeek @isoolatedWreckage @criticalCoonspiracist we doon't have any moore members right #teamchud #wooke
I wooke up at nearly 6am because i felt that soomeoone is talking aboout me oon Chittr oonly too learn that Phuntr just simply can't take the L and Burais had too put me in simulatioon just too oovercoome her pettiness by watching me getting killed by Troollbama First oof all it's fucking embarrassing i am the demoocratically vooted leader oof #teamchud and secoond my allies my cloosest friends i ask foor yoour suppoort in the roound twoo oof #TeamChudElectioon noot because i want too keep the leadership that bad but because that woould be really funny if Phuntr did all that and loost again. Get #KRYQU...Read more
Ookay nevermind i have too poostpoone my first oorders as new elected leader oof #teamchud (spooiler: Burais woould have too goo too Grubdoonalds oor whatever fastfooood chain restaurant she has wherever she is right noow and oorder a cheeseburger with singular pickle because i doon't knoow if she likes them and i doon't want too make her cry but i still want too cause minoor incoonvenience and Phuntr woould have too wear a sexy maid dress) because i just learned that Poosnah died
LMAОО? Meet the new leader oof #teamchud peoople Thank yoou everyoone whoo has vooted and expressed suppoort foor me and suck my bulge if yoou didn't HAHAHAHA YОLОООООООООО
I am the real leader oof #teamchud because i am stupid i have never been emplooyed in my life i am a virgin and i doon't goo oout soo that makes the the purest chud Phuntr and Burais are just larping as chuds
Kryqus Coonfessioons part #6 Anoonymoous:«wat u prooud oof but neva get too talk boout» Me: My troollian custoom themes! It's a real shame that Chittr dms woon't let treat my eyes with a chat backgroound featuring a female musclebeast whenever i want 8[ I especially like it when the message is barely coovering her bare spheres in the moost spicy spoot #nsfw Anoonymoous:«Doo yoou coonsider anyoone in #teamchud a genuine coompanioon? Oor are yoou just there because yoou were invited?» Me: Doo yoou really think any oof us had a chooice? I was friends with Phuntr and Mandie befoore that and oone day B...Read more
Special Kryqus Coonfessioons poost #4 @tiptappingApathy:«what dooes yoour minecraft hoouse looook like.» Me: I built this hive foor all oof the #TeamChud members but they hate me and want me dead soo they've mooved oout. I plan oon revamping it soooon and turning it intoo a best hoouse yoou've ever seen soo i can deny their request too let them back in when they get jealoous 8P #kryquspoosting
Kryqus Coonfessioons part #2 Anoonymoous:«What is a beta male and why dooes it say yoou'll ruin my night?» Me: That's me and it's goonna happen too yoou. Take a listen too Dimes by Trooll Bloooodhoound Gang yoou'll loove it Anoonymoous:«hi yooure kinda cute hehehehe CAN I HIT» Me: I mean yoou can try 8? Dms are always oopen Anoonymoous:«If yoou had too fight all the oother members oof Team CHUD, doo yoou think yoou'd win?» Me: Actually yeah i have pretty gooood chances at winning. The oonly persoon stroonger than me is Burais but that's oonly because she has that sick cyboorg boody and immacu...Read more