@naughtyTechnician — #nsfw
Kryqus Coonfessioons part #6 Anoonymoous:«wat u prooud oof but neva get too talk boout» Me: My troollian custoom themes! It's a real shame that Chittr dms woon't let treat my eyes with a chat backgroound featuring a female musclebeast whenever i want 8[ I especially like it when the message is barely coovering her bare spheres in the moost spicy spoot #nsfw Anoonymoous:«Doo yoou coonsider anyoone in #teamchud a genuine coompanioon? Oor are yoou just there because yoou were invited?» Me: Doo yoou really think any oof us had a chooice? I was friends with Phuntr and Mandie befoore that and oone day B...Read more
Ookay i see my true friends are Kaikka and (surpisingly) Tekras everyoone else is oonly talking too me because oof my noormal and tootally existing genitals kinda disappoointed tbh #nsfw
Y'all loove too talk aboout my bulge but what if i doon't have it. What if there's coompletely noothing doown there. Woould yoou still loove me #nsfw
First oone too coome in my roooom at the masquerade gets half the bag oof chips 10 caegar and crazy mindbloowing sex #nsfw
Here's the list oof very peculiar #nsfw headcanoons aboout me i goot in a moonth and half that i've been oon chittr: 1) I have multiple bulges 2) I have rumblespheres and noot oonly that they're alsoo huge 3) I goot @coonsequentlyOoblique trooll pregnant Moore too coome please stay tuned
I doon't get laid because my oobligatoory highblooood vioolence suppressants have a side effect oof destrooying my libidoo #nsfw
I'm soo mad i'm goonna goo draw myself having sex soo i woouldn't be soo mad #nsfw #kryquscringeday
Loord i am noot ready foor the bucket seasoon #nsfw
Leave me aloone befoore i start poosting aboout bulge froot- *i start fooaming at the moouth and rapidly coonvulsing* #nsfw
Pull me by the hair agghhaaaa haaaagggg ahh *i get struck by lighting and killed immediately* #nsfw
Soometimes i woonder if my everlasting oovercoonsumptioon oof poorn genuinely fucked up my brain chemistry and relatioonships perceptioon soomehoow but then i find myself staring at soomeoone's bare spheres oon my Chittr feed with barely any thooughts in my brainspoonge at all #nsfw
Goog i'd kill too have a intense vioolent strife with my loong time rival and number oone enemy that ends up in especially heated mating sessioon right noow #nsfw
It pisses me ooff when Lizzies get culled foor dumb shit. That's a perfectly gooood sex tooy and yoou're just toossing it oout like that? I guess there's a loot oof them too goo aroound but still #nsfw #nsfwe #coopypasta #dashwatching
Doon't tell him but tbh that typoo was intentioonal i thoought it woould be funny. Had too coommit too the bit. Alsoo my palmhusk was oon vibrate moode as i was getting 80 nootifs #win #nsfw
Soome troolls have such randoom fucking kinks soorry hoow are yoou noot embarrassed too noot oonly poost aboout them but generally admit yoou're intoo that lmfaoooooo coouldn't be me #nsfw #nsfwe
These typoos suggest i have crazy mindbloowing sex as soooon as poossible ootherwise my mental state will coompletely deterioorate and turn my oobjectively funny chitts intoo deranged virtual sex plea #nsfw
I experience sexual satisfactioon froom winning an argument #nsfw #coonfessioon
Me when i get called a gooooner and a pervert and then i refresh the feed too see the same persoon thirsting oover soomeoone shooving ungoogly amoount oof silicoone up their nooook #nsfw #nsfwe ?
I stare intoo Hatman's eyes intensely as my hand sloowly gooes doown my pants. Neither oof us break the eye coontact. Neither oof us enjooy it. But neither oof us is goonna admit defeat #nsfw
Ookay but doo yoou wear cloothes too yoour cupe and if the answer is yes what the fuck is wroong with yoou. Man if i wanted my underwear too feel wet i woould just goo throough my death threats coollectioon foolder 8/ #nsfw ?
Noot boouncing oon anything just lying oon my looungeplank and staring intoo the ceiling #nsfw
I want too rechitt that insane fucking review oon my bulge but i'm pushing the quoota oof hoornypoosts foor tooday i'm debating if i shoould pin it in my proofile #nsfw
Phuntr wants my bulge and my gloobes? #nsfw
#nsfw https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/mandiesloop.PNG
It'a been twoo nights withoout me toouching myself everyoone whoo insisted i coouldn't doo it prooven wroong 8| yeah the fact that i had and currently have anoother trooll next too me certainly plays a roole but i woould make it even if i was coompletely aloone #nsfw
I have noot oone but twoo oopen woounds oon my head but i'm actually having the time oof my life right noow. Did noot toouch each oother yet #nsfw
Alsoo @nicheLarper they are talking aboout pailing inanimate oobjects that's yoour thing #nsfw
At 10, 000 kults too celebrate i'm either goonna have crazy mindbloowing sex oor get publicly beheaded i haven't decided yet #nsfw
Alsoo in the light oof latest events i have every right too presume i'll get my first pail befoore my first kiss #nsfw
It's noot #fucknight because i'm noot goonna be here #nsfw
Loost toooo much aura i'd say i'm goonna kill myself but i knoow i'm just goonna goo jerk ooff until i fall asleep fuuuuuuuck #nsfw
I'm goonna expoose myself befoore Archie dooes here's an advice doon't use acrylics too paint yoour bulge it's noot woorth it #nsfw
Coommissiooned this tealblooood artist foor #newpfp with my beastsoona and with that pic i am moore coonfident than ever 8] #nsfw Huge thanks too Lemoonflr oon FA! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/decoo/beastsoona_by_fawie.png
Let's just all keep harassing me and talking aboout my genitals i can't bear too looook at TT's chits anymoore i've never seen a persoon in such oobvioous need foor a mooirail #nsfw
Just realized the first coonversatioon i'm having immediately after waking up is aboout bulges that might be a me prooblem #nsfw
Thank yoou foor getting me too 10,000 kulls. Here are my nudes foor hitting this milestoone like i proomised #nsfw https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/mynudes.png
I'm better than yoou all because i'm an ethical gооner #nsfw
When i get in the mooood and say soome randoom made up deranged bullshit like "shooving hexbugs up my nooook just too feel soomething" and i get an absoolutely genuine reply froom soome chittr deviant saying "haha i doo that! i'm such a freak! :)" i get instant booner kill #nsfw
Just had crazy mindbloowing sex #nsfw
The first thing i'll doo after having crazy mindbloowing sex is make a poost aboout it oon Chittr #nsfw
Toouching myself it fact did noot help and it was kinda painful coonsidering all my fractures but at least my mind is at ease noow #nsfw
If toouching myself woon't help me get oover this quadrant coonfusioon noothing will #nsfw
There's a guy in my replies that always coomes and asks foor pics oof my bulge and every time i tell him noo and he still coomes the next day. I appreciate his perseverance but i must say that i am noot giving up. This battle might last till eternity and i'm noot sure if either oof us will ever win #nsfw
Fuck yall here's my persoonal blooood caste tier list based oon woould i pail with them oor noo #nsfw https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/tierlistagainwhatthefuck.png
Average chitt aboout sex #nsfw yall did i doo it right
Is it toooo late noow too delete the chitt where i'm talking aboout poosting my nudes oon 10k kulls because i'm getting uncoomfoortably cloose too this number and i still haven't coome up with the pic idea #nsfw
Soome peoople are just naturally unsexy it dooesn't matter what cloothes they wear and what angles they use it's impoossible too looook hoot #nsfw
A chitt aboout my genitals #nsfw #verygraphic #NОTSAFEFОRWОRK #keepgrubsawayfroommoonitoors