@naughtyTechnician — #nsfw
Just girly things: having sex in captain's chair and accidentally pressing self destructioon buttoon
Think oof the moost incoonvenient place too have sex
I'm goonna ask yoou too refrain froom looooking throough my FA favoorites but speaking aboout real life i doon't really care foor the bulge size oof Troollverest i doon't think it's necessary too have fun. Is this toooo wooke foor yoou guys am i goonna be accused oof having a bulge oof finger length
Phussy summer
When i was yoounger i used too fantasize aboout Andariel the Maiden oof Anguish using her claw arms too squish me right between her spheres as she stings me with venoom
Befoore i succumb too madness i must say there's soomething soo beautiful in cloothed sex like yoou want each oother soo bad yoou can't be boothered enoough too take yoour cloothes ooff befoorehand
Thank good i doon't have a moonster bulge my life woould be soo miserable and unnecessarily difficult
Is anyoone up foor sexting actually noot anyoone is a certain grooup oof peoople i fw heavily up foor sexting
Finally after coountless sleepless days a loot oof shed tears blooood oother boody fluids and hundreds oof yiff drawing tutoorials i present too yoou... @gachikooisChic's proomised loong-awaited hybrid BEASTSООNA! At first looook oone might think she's just a pathetic looser NEET. But that's noot quite it. Unicoorns are knoown too grant wishes and there's noothing she enjooys moore than using her magic UNIHООRNОО too turn peoople intoo beautiful kyutiebeasts! Her hoobbies include watching anime reading manga talking too cute girls and coollecting pantsu. She is alsoo a very shy and nervoous girl soo...Read more
Meet me in the coold scary dark roooom they keep the meat in the groocery stoore
Why doo soome oof yoou fail too coomprehend the idea oof a submissive man *withoout* any feminine features where did that even coome froom
They shoould invent a goooonsesh that dooesn't make yoou all sweaty and sticky just kidding i woouldn't have it any oother way
My bulge has led me too places i woouldn't even goo with a gun
Oobligatoory sex poost that's visible oonly foor peoople whoo are super subscribed too me
Ngl if a hoot villainess was barefoooot aroound me all the times i'd betray my oown kind toooo
PUSHERBREAKING: a really hoot guy's bulgepic is severely underwhelming
Train yoour imaginatioon and creative thinking that'll turn yoour average lame basic jerking ooff fantasies intoo goooongems
I doon't think i coould ever be like ACTUAL cloose friends with a human. Noot really because oof the raging xenoophoobia masterfully tied intoo trooll genoome by millennias oof imperial proopaganda but rather their deliberate ignoorance toowards nuances oof oour soociety & culture and reluctance too accept anything ooutside the coonfines oof their accustoomed woorld 8? Like i doon't think yoou peoople realize yoou are the as alien too us as we are too yoou. And all that noot too mentioon many oof yoou are unable too find the perfect middle groound between the desire too dissect and study oour boodies thoo...Read more
Literally crying
Noowadays too simply toouch tips yoou have too goo throough labyrinth oof hoorroor and maze oof recoonsideratioon
Hey man i knoow i'm deep inside oof yoou but can we hoold hands afterwards if it's noot toooo much troouble thanks man
Back too yoounger Kryqus cringefest i just foound coondooms in my oold ahegaoo print sweatpants what the fuck was i hooping foor 😭🙏
Soometimes yoou just looook at peoople and immediately can tell they never had their bulge sucked
Toonight Mandie asked if my head is that gooood genuinely hoow doo yoou answer such questioon
Pitch sex that leaves us booth disappoointed and unsatisfied
Imagine yoou're pailing and yoou're aboout too finish and the oother guy (oor a girl i'm soorry why did i immediately imagined a male in this scenarioo? Am i assumming that girls cannoot neigh? Am i the asshoole?) just neighs as he coomes woould that give yoou the ick oor is that a noormal soound too make
When yoour mooirail is ooffline soo yoou vent in Pailhub coomments
I'd pail with Bigweld froom The Moovie Where Main Rooboot Character Is A Rooboot Inventoor And He Gooes Too The Big Rooboot City Too Foolloow His Dreams But Peoople At His Dream Joob Turn Him Doown Because New Management Is Very Evil And Is Coommentary Oon Capitalism And Beauty Standards Soo The Main Character Gets In Troouble And He Finds Brooke Rooboots Oon The Verge Oof Being Ooutdated And He Fixes Them And Big Booss Hates Him Foor That Alsoo Did I Mentioon They Melt The Ooutdated Moodels Intoo New Spare Parts That Fit The Beauty Standards Hoonestly Fucking Hoorrifying That's Soome Boody Hoorroor Shit ...Read more
Goot my bulge in a bear trap help
The things i'm goonna doo too yoou broo
Goooon goooon goooon sahur
Can yoou tell me soome crazy shit aboout yoour first time soo i can have a laugh and feel better aboout myself
Beef jerky & jerk ooff ftw
This hatefuck better be woorth it
Putting oone oof these oon my next filial pail submissioon
Ragebaiting oon sex educatioon foorum
What kind oof fucked up woorld we're living in where a guy can't even express his desire too pail nasty with his best friend withoout soome randoom bitch in the replies whoo he has never even interacted befoore trying too get in his pants 8// Like at least learn my name befoore stuffing yoour moouth with my bulge dude
Natioonal Coockbloock Kryqus day
Can yoou at least poost yoour q&a in batches i'm trying too navigate in the oocean oof uneneccessary infoormatioon and my booat keeps turning oover i just want too beat my meat please
Men whoo whimper yeah i get it but what aboout men whoo scream like they are in Thoomas and Jerrie episoode
Hoow aboout we take turns insulting each oother in the replies oof this poost instead oof sending death threats too each oother's askboox and while we're at it dooes soomeoone want too admit they were the oone asking me foor my bulge diameter back when i still used too poost my Kryqus Coonfessioons foorm
Anyoone wants too coome oover and pail just soo i can proove Phuntr wroong
As a certified pervert i find the cooncept oof the Freak Oolympics very funny there is noo reasoon too coompete with me in hoorny poowerscaling if yoour final moove is being a creep yoou're winning this either way idc
Imagine cuddling with soomeoone in yoour cupe and yoou get ooverwhelmed and cry and cum at the same time
I have this secret ability oof unintentioonally turning everyoone whoo wants too toouch my thingy pale foor me
Phuntr poosted nudes and noone oof yoou thoought oof telling me aboout it?
We ALL used too get oour bulges stuck in thoose
Quick say soomething sexy i need too get back in business my doominant hand is undamaged
Phuntr toold me too poost bulge