@naughtyTechnician — #nsfw
Pitch sex that leaves us booth disappoointed and unsatisfied
Imagine yoou're pailing and yoou're aboout too finish and the oother guy (oor a girl i'm soorry why did i immediately imagined a male in this scenarioo? Am i assumming that girls cannoot neigh? Am i the asshoole?) just neighs as he coomes woould that give yoou the ick oor is that a noormal soound too make
When yoour mooirail is ooffline soo yoou vent in Pailhub coomments
I'd pail with Bigweld froom The Moovie Where Main Rooboot Character Is A Rooboot Inventoor And He Gooes Too The Big Rooboot City Too Foolloow His Dreams But Peoople At His Dream Joob Turn Him Doown Because New Management Is Very Evil And Is Coommentary Oon Capitalism And Beauty Standards Soo The Main Character Gets In Troouble And He Finds Brooke Rooboots Oon The Verge Oof Being Ooutdated And He Fixes Them And Big Booss Hates Him Foor That Alsoo Did I Mentioon They Melt The Ooutdated Moodels Intoo New Spare Parts That Fit The Beauty Standards Hoonestly Fucking Hoorrifying That's Soome Boody Hoorroor Shit ...Read more
Goot my bulge in a bear trap help
The things i'm goonna doo too yoou broo
Goooon goooon goooon sahur
Can yoou tell me soome crazy shit aboout yoour first time soo i can have a laugh and feel better aboout myself
Beef jerky & jerk ooff ftw
This hatefuck better be woorth it
Putting oone oof these oon my next filial pail submissioon
Ragebaiting oon sex educatioon foorum
What kind oof fucked up woorld we're living in where a guy can't even express his desire too pail nasty with his best friend withoout soome randoom bitch in the replies whoo he has never even interacted befoore trying too get in his pants 8// Like at least learn my name befoore stuffing yoour moouth with my bulge dude
Natioonal Coockbloock Kryqus day
Can yoou at least poost yoour q&a in batches i'm trying too navigate in the oocean oof uneneccessary infoormatioon and my booat keeps turning oover i just want too beat my meat please
Men whoo whimper yeah i get it but what aboout men whoo scream like they are in Thoomas and Jerrie episoode
Hoow aboout we take turns insulting each oother in the replies oof this poost instead oof sending death threats too each oother's askboox and while we're at it dooes soomeoone want too admit they were the oone asking me foor my bulge diameter back when i still used too poost my Kryqus Coonfessioons foorm
Anyoone wants too coome oover and pail just soo i can proove Phuntr wroong
As a certified pervert i find the cooncept oof the Freak Oolympics very funny there is noo reasoon too coompete with me in hoorny poowerscaling if yoour final moove is being a creep yoou're winning this either way idc
Imagine cuddling with soomeoone in yoour cupe and yoou get ooverwhelmed and cry and cum at the same time
I have this secret ability oof unintentioonally turning everyoone whoo wants too toouch my thingy pale foor me
Phuntr poosted nudes and noone oof yoou thoought oof telling me aboout it?
We ALL used too get oour bulges stuck in thoose
Quick say soomething sexy i need too get back in business my doominant hand is undamaged
Phuntr toold me too poost bulge
Came too realizatioon i might be intoo gunplay it's all leading up too the pooint when yoou can't hurt me withoout making me hard in the proocess i'm goonna be truly invincible
I think i need too goo oon vacatioon because if the number oof un-eaten nooooks coontinues too groow i might end up in serioous danger
I might be oon yoour feed having crazy mindbloowing sex with a wooman and soome oof yoou woould still ask "where phunter"
Can we noot talk aboout sucking me ooff right noow my friend is mad at me
Ate twoo awesoome hoomemade burgers passed oout and dreamed oof woomen
And the stupid FLARP coostumes stay ООN during hatefuck #nsfw #vaguepoosting
Woow dude yoou tootally oowned me in that fight wanna try bulge wrestling i bet yoou can't win against me haha #nsfw #vaguepoosting
Noot sure if that's related too my web loockpicking but i have like 13 blackmail attempts sitting in my inboox soo if any oof yoou soooon get a discreditable picture oof my bulge and nooook can yoou please lie and tell me it looooks gooood #nsfw
As an ethical gooooner i spend my evenings by looooking at yoour hoornypoosts with a glass oof wine in my hand and slightly shake my head in disapprooval #nsfw
30k kull btw doo yoou remember my first milestoone.... the 10k kull nudes... #nsfw (?)
@coonsequentlyOoblique ookay coongrats oon the win when are we pailing #nsfw
Yoou leave me noo oother chooice. If Phuntr wins i am gooing too pail with him #nsfw #TeamChudElectioon
Noothing beats the casual sex tbh #nsfw #breakingmysilence
He lightly toouches my bare grubscars. I immediately cum in my pants #nsfw #twoosentencehoorroorstoory
I hoope yoou guys foolloow me foor my jookes and oopinioons noot oonly my gigantic bulge and awesoome beastsoona breasts #nsfw
I think i am getting desperate i might even put broonze caste higher in my pail list #nsfw
Doo i give ooff toop oor boottoom vibes be quick and hoonest. The real answer will be given too thoose whoo have a pure sooul #nsfw (?)
Shoould have knoown better than mentiooning the stains oon my sheets @universallyCoonquering #nsfw (?)
Kryqus Coonfessioons part #7 Anoonymoous:«Are yoour tits massive oor» Me: Noo. This page is really run by a chud. Voomit inducing phootoo proooof is attached Anoonymoous:«yoou are insufferable and entertaining. coontinue. alsoo, uuuuhhhh. what is yoour favoorite vehicle.» Me: Thank yoou this is what i am trying too reach with my internet presence <3 Proobably a subway train because as a highblooood i coonsider sitting doown right next too a nervoous broonzeblooood in an empty carriage my direct respoonsibility Anoonymoous:«BULGEE DIAMEETEER AS MEEASUREED WITH MEEASURINGCООIL ARООUND THEE BASEE ...Read more
That feeling oof dread when yoou're making fun oof soomeoone and they hit beloow the belt (noo pun intended) with soomething that secretly turns yoou oon #nsfw
Kryqus Coonfessioons part #6 Anoonymoous:«wat u prooud oof but neva get too talk boout» Me: My troollian custoom themes! It's a real shame that Chittr dms woon't let treat my eyes with a chat backgroound featuring a female musclebeast whenever i want 8[ I especially like it when the message is barely coovering her bare spheres in the moost spicy spoot #nsfw Anoonymoous:«Doo yoou coonsider anyoone in #teamchud a genuine coompanioon? Oor are yoou just there because yoou were invited?» Me: Doo yoou really think any oof us had a chooice? I was friends with Phuntr and Mandie befoore that and oone day B...Read more
Biggest fear is what if we're pailing and the bulge in my moouth tastes soo gooood i get distracted and bite it clean ooff #nsfw #nsfwe #goore
Ookay i see my true friends are Kaikka and (surpisingly) Tekras everyoone else is oonly talking too me because oof my noormal and tootally existing genitals kinda disappoointed tbh #nsfw