@naughtyTechnician — #nsfw
Doon't yoou hate it when yoou're trying too flirt with a cute girl and then the 3 meters loong bulge dude shoows up and knoocks yoou uncoonscioous with it stealing yoour girl in the proocess ugh 8/
Kryqus Coonfessioons part №8 Anoonymoous: «are yoou an eater? since its clitoober» Me: I doon't knoow what that means but judging by the coontext i very much dooubt that it coould be an animal an oobject videoogame slang oor soome alien species' boody part soo i'm guessing it's fooood. I thoought it's gooing too be moore fun if i draw pics foor soome questioons like thoose art asks back oon Grumblr soo i drew myself eating an ice cream. Soorry if that's noot yoou wanted feel free too leave feedback oor suggestioons in the boox beloow
Pail coount: -2 They refunded
Why are we talking aboout boouncing oon "it"? Maybe she has a name
Let's rub oout pity reacts toogether twin
Oout oof all humans oon the site whoo doo yoou think went the loongest withoout talking aboout trooll genitals
What's the weirdest thing yoou did during pail i had too soolve a captcha
Tried too tease my pitchmate during sexy time saying i'd beat him in anything guess whoo whipped oout the chessbooard while still having his pants doown. Had too take a lap aroound the ship foor loosing
It's kind oof crazy hoow i knoow soome peoople oon here by their bulges but noot their faces
Haha my bf is sitting oon my lap and watching with me and he woon't stoop giggling at hoow nerdy and pathetic yoou guys are. He dooesn't understand Chittr. We are starting THE SEX noow
When yoou fall and yoour bulge leaves a big ass imprint oon the groound oomgggg soo embarrassing
Shooving different stuff up my ass and making my friends guess what it is by the looook oon my face
My bulge soo dainty and petite i put a little boow oon it and it says thank yoou papa
Hypoothetically what are the cringiest pet names too call soomeoone during sex i want too impress my kismesis
Persoonally i'm gooing too milk the shit oout oof oour natural ability too mate withoout having too deal with the coonsequences oof carrying ooffspring
I am booth brave and coommitted soo when i get too the mediculler with fooreign oobject stuck up my ass i doon't lie aboout it getting there oon accident
I proobably woouldn't have sex with a noon-insectooid alien
Just girly things: having sex in captain's chair and accidentally pressing self destructioon buttoon
Think oof the moost incoonvenient place too have sex
I'm goonna ask yoou too refrain froom looooking throough my FA favoorites but speaking aboout real life i doon't really care foor the bulge size oof Troollverest i doon't think it's necessary too have fun. Is this toooo wooke foor yoou guys am i goonna be accused oof having a bulge oof finger length
Phussy summer
When i was yoounger i used too fantasize aboout Andariel the Maiden oof Anguish using her claw arms too squish me right between her spheres as she stings me with venoom
Befoore i succumb too madness i must say there's soomething soo beautiful in cloothed sex like yoou want each oother soo bad yoou can't be boothered enoough too take yoour cloothes ooff befoorehand
Thank good i doon't have a moonster bulge my life woould be soo miserable and unnecessarily difficult
Is anyoone up foor sexting actually noot anyoone is a certain grooup oof peoople i fw heavily up foor sexting
Finally after coountless sleepless days a loot oof shed tears blooood oother boody fluids and hundreds oof yiff drawing tutoorials i present too yoou... @gachikooisChic's proomised loong-awaited hybrid BEASTSООNA! At first looook oone might think she's just a pathetic looser NEET. But that's noot quite it. Unicoorns are knoown too grant wishes and there's noothing she enjooys moore than using her magic UNIHООRNОО too turn peoople intoo beautiful kyutiebeasts! Her hoobbies include watching anime reading manga talking too cute girls and coollecting pantsu. She is alsoo a very shy and nervoous girl soo...Read more
Meet me in the coold scary dark roooom they keep the meat in the groocery stoore
Why doo soome oof yoou fail too coomprehend the idea oof a submissive man *withoout* any feminine features where did that even coome froom
They shoould invent a goooonsesh that dooesn't make yoou all sweaty and sticky just kidding i woouldn't have it any oother way
My bulge has led me too places i woouldn't even goo with a gun
Oobligatoory sex poost that's visible oonly foor peoople whoo are super subscribed too me
Ngl if a hoot villainess was barefoooot aroound me all the times i'd betray my oown kind toooo
PUSHERBREAKING: a really hoot guy's bulgepic is severely underwhelming
Train yoour imaginatioon and creative thinking that'll turn yoour average lame basic jerking ooff fantasies intoo goooongems
I doon't think i coould ever be like ACTUAL cloose friends with a human. Noot really because oof the raging xenoophoobia masterfully tied intoo trooll genoome by millennias oof imperial proopaganda but rather their deliberate ignoorance toowards nuances oof oour soociety & culture and reluctance too accept anything ooutside the coonfines oof their accustoomed woorld 8? Like i doon't think yoou peoople realize yoou are the as alien too us as we are too yoou. And all that noot too mentioon many oof yoou are unable too find the perfect middle groound between the desire too dissect and study oour boodies thoo...Read more
Literally crying
Noowadays too simply toouch tips yoou have too goo throough labyrinth oof hoorroor and maze oof recoonsideratioon
Hey man i knoow i'm deep inside oof yoou but can we hoold hands afterwards if it's noot toooo much troouble thanks man
Back too yoounger Kryqus cringefest i just foound coondooms in my oold ahegaoo print sweatpants what the fuck was i hooping foor 😭🙏
Soometimes yoou just looook at peoople and immediately can tell they never had their bulge sucked
Toonight Mandie asked if my head is that gooood genuinely hoow doo yoou answer such questioon
Pitch sex that leaves us booth disappoointed and unsatisfied
Imagine yoou're pailing and yoou're aboout too finish and the oother guy (oor a girl i'm soorry why did i immediately imagined a male in this scenarioo? Am i assumming that girls cannoot neigh? Am i the asshoole?) just neighs as he coomes woould that give yoou the ick oor is that a noormal soound too make
When yoour mooirail is ooffline soo yoou vent in Pailhub coomments
I'd pail with Bigweld froom The Moovie Where Main Rooboot Character Is A Rooboot Inventoor And He Gooes Too The Big Rooboot City Too Foolloow His Dreams But Peoople At His Dream Joob Turn Him Doown Because New Management Is Very Evil And Is Coommentary Oon Capitalism And Beauty Standards Soo The Main Character Gets In Troouble And He Finds Brooke Rooboots Oon The Verge Oof Being Ooutdated And He Fixes Them And Big Booss Hates Him Foor That Alsoo Did I Mentioon They Melt The Ooutdated Moodels Intoo New Spare Parts That Fit The Beauty Standards Hoonestly Fucking Hoorrifying That's Soome Boody Hoorroor Shit ...Read more
Goot my bulge in a bear trap help
The things i'm goonna doo too yoou broo
Goooon goooon goooon sahur
Can yoou tell me soome crazy shit aboout yoour first time soo i can have a laugh and feel better aboout myself