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nesben got captured by the empress. had to leave when nesben got bored
the world moves too fast for nesben. nesben fell asleep next to nesbens new pet ice cube and then nesben woke up and it was gone. what the fuck
somenesbens scuttlebuggy is honking outside. nesben is returning to violence and hate
Completely Reasonable Nesben I Believe In You
|<o>| hi friend :) have y<o>u tried a car b<o>mb???
nesben is chill now. nesben is giving up violence for the next two hours. nesben is an old bean and nesben cannot always be doing killing and attacking and hatred. sometimes nesben has to lay in the grass and imagine nesben is some sort of worm seeing the sky for the first time. nesben maybe things world peace is real
nesben now accepts sponsors for posts. give nesben shiny trinkets or more liquid mercury and nesben will forgo all of nesbens morals
caliborn will start doing meth in 2026 #substances
not to get existential on main but sometimes nesben dreams of being a normal nesben. like imagine nesben working a 9-5. nesben would go insane in a completely different way. nvm post canceled nesben just got scared about minimum wage employment
Empl.o°yment is a w.o°nderful thing th.o°ugh I suggest self-empl.o°yment if p.o°ssible it is very fulfilling
for today only nesben has allowed a photograph to be taken. nesben will be destroying all evidence of nesbens existence after this image. but ndk nesben felt cute teehee will return to eating dirt later. https://cdn.picrew.me/shareimg/org/202603/1564386_odtpoffs.png
does anynesben think nesben has a chance to tenderly kiss hideoo kojima or is nesben chopped cooked and broiled or whatever
every night nesben wakes up and chooses to be nesben. despite the alternatives being some other nesben. does anynesben else hear the omnipotent voice of god keep fucking asking what nesbens name is
escaped the lament configuration. finally nesben can jill off and then go to bed. please no nesben die without nesben there to tenderly weep at your funeral thanks #nsfw
they put nesben on this planet to serve cunt and some other stuff nesben thinks. instead nesben is living every night to the least. nesben is snoozemaxxing. nesben sleeps for 16 hours a night like a cat. nesben is crepuscular. nesben thrives in dim lighting. nesben is a sort of small animal you would find in a zoo where nesben shouldnt be. none of these things are what nesben should be doing. probably. nesben is like supernesben who got the message from god wrong nesben thinks. who cares nesben is going #tosleep
the empire is trying to enlist me in the army but nesben is too fucking fast and simply runs away from the 1000000000 drones trying to kill and harm and injure nesben
sometimes nesben gets moments of lucidity where nesben recalls a life where nesben isnt suffering from every mental illness in the dsm5 because of nesbens rampant mercury drinking. but then nesben blinks and nesben is back in the horrific cycle of eternal life gifted to nesben by the dark god andrew hussie
They are afraiD: of your raw power, Nesben. D:o not let them get the better of you!
nesben is a kind of torture cube
nesben only eats dirt and mercury now, the trash food hurts nesbens stomach
nesben just got a call from the white hive. they're putting nesben in fortnite
WHERE DO YOU GO INBETWEEN THE FORTNIGHT¿ OR AFTER IT¿¿¿
nesben escaped the torment nexus. but now nesben is in the fucking lament configuration.
well you're doing great nesben! i believe in your ability to... eat the entirety of hellraiser's cenobites!
hellraiser is a movie from 1987 about a group of people that find the lament configuration and solve it, summoning a bunch of cenobites that then torment them because they believe that to be a form of pleasure!
nesben has been running around in the woods for 6 hours trying to find this fucking rabbit that tricked nesben into eating cereal to kill it
they put nesben in the fucking torment nexus
It's okay Nesben. They put me in the torment nexus too.
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https://youtu.be/e6vv2wgzap8 this is nesbens favorite tune
nesben has a confession. nesbens last name is not offale. it is vantas. nesben wont be changing shit but it should be known nesben is a paradox genetic descendant of the signless and has been cursed to never die by the powers that be because of nesbens eventual hubris
