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|<o>| hi friend :) have y<o>u tried a car b<o>mb???
Completely Reasonable Nesben I Believe In You
slaughter them all nesben
i hope the developer knows she's loved and appreciated / we all appreciate her
(( sometimes its like that!! muses like showing up at times, i just have them up here like. Constantly ))
That does sound wonderful..
((like all im saying is some of yall get wayyyy too zealous about fantasy bigotry that it makes me wonder about you))
We as a society need to get more transgender.
── ✦ BREAK UP WITH Y⚢UR MIDBL⚢⚢D MATESPRIT WH⚢ D⚢ES N⚢T ACTIVELY REFLECT ⚢N THEIR PLACE IN THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM. IT IS A PRIVILEGE T⚢ "N⚢T CARE" AB⚢UT THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM. T⚢ N⚢T CARE IS T⚢ SIDE WITH CASTEIST HIGHBL⚢⚢DS. D⚢ N⚢T SETTLE F⚢R DIPSHITS WH⚢ THINK THEY'RE S⚢ HIGH AND MIGHTY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T ACTIVELY CILLING Y⚢U.
wwait nesben i thought wwe wwere cool
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d89d759e04b9.png
i think this website needs to become feminist and anti racist really quick
please remember to be respectful and responsible / social media is for everyone not just for you
TO ALL THE NEW PEOPLE COMING IN, USE FILE GARDEN TO HOST IMAGES
I'd like to dance with somebody. #nsfw
just got into a yuri relationship with my friend chixie and made this stupid "chud" (dont know what that means) ground beef and noodles. https://i.redd.it/7t07usjyu6rg1.jpeg
tell cali to share
I'm doing this.
/=||== - CHITTR IS FUNNY CAUSE YOULL JUST BE HAVING FUN LOOKING AT ALL THE bULGE JOKES - WHILE ALSO TRYING TO IGNORE THE oNGOING CASTE WAR -
This website has caused my work productivity to reach record lows. Keep it up.
B33 < the bipurrtisan system is tearing this nyation apart
gOOD JOB, nESBEN,
he Iets me hit b im patheti and offputting
((Oh there's an ooc button now. This website is so much fun! I'm so glad you all like my bug boy <3))
Perhaps I shall allow myself to let loose whilst on this website. Conventional intercourse does nothing for me any more. My pussy must be destroyed, in every sense of the word. Hoo hoo. #nsfwe
There's nothing quite like a hot coffee being spilled directly onto your lap first thing in the morning. Feeling quite blessed.
Wordle 1,740 3/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
*talking to my assistant* move all my assets and capital into womb implants for transwomen we are going to make these bitches have babies #nsfw
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
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whole timeline would have been different if john was a bisexual dude from atlanta
B33 < little known fact you can run simple games in your head when youre a spurrite B33 < ive got minesw33per in here B33 < and solitaire but thats weak shit
> (( n0rmally 1 w0uldn't p0st any 00c messages but h0ly sh1t why 1s every0ne here s0 n1ce?? y0u guys are great 1've been gett1ng s0 much j0y 0ut 0f th1s s1te 0ver the past few days :]]] ))
Okay everyone! This mama is gonna go to bed! I'll see you all later! Bro that means you too. Log off. I'm sure they're tired of your games.
Got overwhelmingly quick dogboy votes. Woof. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4a/1a/a2/4a1aa252882e1ed2c342bd028adf9f01.jpg #nsfw
i will have my satisfaction. he may believe this chase. is one that he can win. but. the possibility has never existed. each thread i have known has reflected this reality. it could be called fate. however. we both know. it is worse than that. #targeted
gay ass guy asks random alien site if kissing men is fucking gay
Nothing like getting comfy and enjoying your fave drink before bed!!! Just wish my kitties would come and cuddle...
oh no, make sure no cenobites come after you!
It's okay Nesben. They put me in the torment nexus too.
Wwow I nnever tthought of it llike tthat, tthat's pprofound.~<
Be radicalized, Nesben. Tear down the walls that hold you.
im not going to lie pvp being added has me feeling a little nervous... now so many eyes are on me... what if i post something that no one likes? were all rivals now... kind of like heated kismesissitude have you guys seen that show haha? or yurrii on ice maybe? (tags: heated kismesissitude, yuurii on ice, au, crossover, problematic leaderboard gap, archive rating: T)
It Is Honestly Sort Of Confounding Because They Never Actually Explained Who Is Party Rocking In The Hive Tonight Just That They Are
=^.-.^= part 3 of tha' choose your adventure!!!! ...erhm,,,, #gore !!!!! https://i.imgur.com/fQWQWEe.jpeg =^.-.^=
https://i.imgur.com/X7Hv1Dt.png @turntechGoghead
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[ we honest ozygourmandias mains toil and grind while the game gives them fucking everything] [im so sick of it]
[ how the fuck are seagrifts not nerfed yet fucking hell]
[start grinding in your cloud twin]
[sgiyct]
[Imperial communicator Bensha Pyerio's old flarp character 'Fakksahn Logician' (926) https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/9375dfb581db] [.] [png]
[still the most balanced meta flarp ever had imo]
𐂯 i used to be in a server with a guy who swore he had hacks 4 this
[#graphic] [victim of a now-patched ozygourmandias instant kill technique circa 927] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/511c80db29f5] [.] [png]
[rare to see the skylark grandpa rocking a weapon] [hes usually on 2xfistkind]
[Legendary FLARPer Minoru Suzuki in 932 engaging in a battle on a moving train] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/b4332368bdf0] [.] [png]
[maybe i wont die because] [am special]
[having tuber wafers and an abomination energy for breakfast tonight] [whats the move]
[never ask a highblood their age] [a teal their salary] [or a piss icarus why they call every long range crit a "kiirkkshot"]
[we just passed 20 followers] [at 30 i am planning on posting something very special]
[The most infamous argument in FLARP history] [poster on FLARP forum asks about grinding XP every other day] [pages-long argument starts about how many days in a week there are] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/3196b79bd355] [.] [png]
[replace the 'o' in Espio] [with acrooner] [relax liberal] [its called FLARPer humor]
[we have officially hit 30 followers, and as i promised] [i am opening quadrant applications, hmu] [https://forms] [.] [gle/X6wWDQyQQofBbX3h8]
[https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/4e8fbc353fd9] [.] [png] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/38803ea890e9] [.] [gif]
[scrubquote] [bet you play soy skylark]
[this is gonna change my whole ozygourmandias build] [https://www] [.] [pcgamesn] [.] [com/wp-content/sites/pcgamesn/2019/09/Borderlands-3-burger-rocket-launcher] [.] [jpg]
[rip bozo]
[i would still rock one if it fit my build] [just for the vibes]
[real FLARPers will recognise this] [legendary] [meta-defining] [weapon] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/adb5b56c2e2a] [.] [png]
[ive had numerous surgeries] [for various injuries and such]
[what do you mean by that]
[thats what im saying] [its just kinda boring being a guy yknow]
[4] [my lusus is a pegasus] [!] []
[3] [since 932 ive been a VIP attendant of the bi-sweeply FLARPcon in north outglut] [its a great time] [definitely recommend for anyone interested in FLARP]
[2] [in those 8 sweeps ive only played two classes: [ozygourmandias, my current main] [&] [briefly espiacrooner when that update dropped though i did ultimately change back after the nerfs]
[1] [i have been FLARPing for almost 8 sweeps now] [!] []
[1 <3 = 1 fact about the account owner] [10 <> = 1 pic of account owner]
[quit bein a shitter on chittr] [and come have a lark in FLARP]
[just made a very wise investment]
[haha check this out] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/c6f05271ace5] [.] [png]
[i will be implementing my] [chittr gold status] [into my FLARP costume redesign]
[i hadn't thought of it] [goldie is a great name though]
[i do not think the offer is available anymore] [.] [] [.] [] [.] [i got in on the ground floor and this signifies that]
[i have invested in chittr]]
[so proud to have gotten here] [totally legitimately] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/134ad143e171] [.] [png]
[oh yeah i should probably post my FLARP costume] [do people wanna see that]
[okay here is my FLARP attire] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/96041700713d] [.] [png]
[explaining paradox clones to someone new to chittr] ["so did you ever read the fortnite comics"]
[women are real as hell] [to me]
[idk about all that]
[i just found out some trolls change their genders] [thats crazy]
[happy to discuss this in DMs] [!] []
i'd like to thank nesben for being amazing and i'd like to acknowledge droog for snitching. sorry droog but by nesben law we're now friends
we're friends on the board now :)
its a drain on this household
the bar's 6 feet under. I really don't know how he tripped over it
the thing thats truly fucked up is that i can make better brownies without trying
Yes, Boss. :(
i dont want to
boss please
pro life tip: if you pretend you never saw the issue, its not your job to stop it or clean it up. this applies to weird bloodstains in rooms, bulletholes in the walls, housefires, and the shower being out of soap
I'll do it because you have explicitly told me to and I respect your position as my boss, BUT, i am demanding that you bring home a Dr Pepper for me when you leave the bar. And if you don't heed my demand, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Probably just be pissed. Please can I have a Soda.
Okay, If we're counting the WHOLE of midnight city, then yeah. fine. you're right. People get shot every day. fffucking fine. BUT! I would argue that taking the time to complain about it is a part of DEALING with it. If you're allowed to bitch&bail at the ~2nd sign of Biscuits being a hazard to this house, then I'M allowed to say "Hey, My day isn't going that great"
im surrounded by petty, bitchy men at all goddamn times
You're blowing up the numbers and you know it. Its not literally EVERY DAY. So sorry that I'm a reasonable persom who 1) doesnt like being shot and 2) wishes that people weren't so blitheringly stupid all of the goddamn time
I GOT SHOT EARLIER. Scratch forbid if I want a little peace and quiet at this hour!!
I'd argue I'm already having a real doggone bad day, Boss.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only (non-managerial) person in this stupid house with any brains. I regret wishing people I recognize would get on this site
Would it be mean to say that I wish that it kept happening until he stopped
constantly. he does it to himself sometimes.
i swear you used to be smarter. what happened
biscuits thats the number 11
if anyone cares i am putting out the #feltfires i guess. I really wish my boss didn't decide to DRIVE TO THE BAR.
i just wanted to chill. #feltfires :(
But you're not saying it's untrue. Curious.
he set the kitchen on fire. and then did it again. thats two fires. Doublefire.
You're two drinks away from a waltz, Boss. I don't know how to tell you this.
Boss, We both know he's a handsome man with a dangerous kick. That's the best kind of man there is.
13 set the house on doublefire, Crowbar's getting absolutely pissdrunk with Droog, and Ms Paint is helping me clean up the doublefire mess.
Why am I sick?
It looks like hes trying to get laid.
my boss gets laid and i get to mop ashes off the floor.
👍
I think I need to go tell Stitch something really quick.
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WE'RE FIXING IT
im never getting that fucking dr pepper
:(
if it grows to 67% then we get custody of the web domain
sometimes rocks look good as fuck to eat but i'm not a fool. i'll be keeping my teeth.
I trust your judgement, Nesben. If you consider Slenderman an ally that I do too.
There's no reason he can't be I'm just confused. Last possible person I'd ever expect
thank fucking god we have investigators on this website
i want a really really big sandwich so bad but i think the place i order sandwiches from got exploded last week so i may never eat again
It feels crazy to ask someone for a badge.. even if i really really want one... difficult
i want a badge D:
what do you mean people are getting verification badges
I really hope you can recognize that that's a really, really difficult question to ask someone living in felt manor
TRUE BLUE TRUE BLUE TRUE BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!
you blew up my boss last night
THE TRUEST of blue casey hours
i'm turning into my final form. i'm sick of the red text. It's favorite color time.
the sneaky snitch snummy sneats
the snummy sneats!!
my theme music rn is sneaky snitch. I have to deliver the treats. the sneats. the snummy sneats.
some of the shit he says does make me laugh yeah
Like yeah It's bad and I'm semi-related to the concept of him but also, I'm scared of that dude! And also a woman! I would get hurted.
I'd apologize for his behavior but I absolutely cannot #vagueposting
i'm gonna pretend i don't notice a second distinct slick. my #prostrats of ignoring things
thank you nesben, i love you nesben
What's everyone's favorite pokemon? Mine is Politoed.
It takes a few months but it does, yeah
It will grow back, Nesben, Promise.
I will do it, Nesben.
I AM GOING AS DAFT PUNK AS I CAN
I'M TRYING
i can't help you biscuits i'm striving towards goals that mean nothing
you're right but how
i gotta think. how do i get followers and reactions to get my numbers up.
oh. okay. nevermind then
can we get dinner first or
Good luck finding a new spot to put lead in, the only reason I look as clean as I do is because of Stitch.
I don't think a woman's back is nsfw. you could fight me on this but consider that we've both seen worse posted untagged
Don't worry! That's mine! I know how it got there.
peter griffin vs deadpool rap battle
you people are bustling now but just you wait, I have the 3-6am market cornered on innane babbling
your grunch is astoundingly correct then, yes
what if i call it the grunch instead
maybe.... how'd you guess?
🌻🌹🌺🌸🐸🌸🌺🌹🌻
#flashing https://media.tenor.com/mIS3s5GRlkQAAAAM/pain-screaming.gif
ladies! if a guy likes you for your behindballs, walkmeat, or rumblespheres, send his ass to troll KFC!! you're a woman, not a a value menu, brah!!
=( Alright. The people have spoken, and they have requested another one of my "selfies." This time, I have taken one on PURPOSE; while simultaneously remembering to turn off the flash feature. Is this what you wanted? https://i.postimg.cc/Kc64DhG7/atlans-selfie-2.jpg )
I refuse to stoop to the level of pandering for points. I was already trying to post in a way that reaches this audience, any further bastardization of my identity would simply make me wish for death. Men. Women. Nonbinary figures of various shades. This has been my honest thoughts.
:33< ill sing mew the song of my peopurr :33< meooooow meow meow meow meow meow meooooow meow meow meow meooooows
There are Felt members in my DMs asking how to post better. This is not a joke.
For all their disagreeable cultural imports, trolls really did pop off with this quadrant thing. I do love compartmentalizing my relationships.
Right. Karkat. I do appreciate the lengths of your explanation and the time and passion you have clearly invested in this; far be it from me to joyfully gallivant through misconstrued cultural customs. That being said, the site we currently communicate through seems to support my more flippant take on what these symbols mean, and so if you have such a conniption over my observational interpretation, I suggest you take it up with the site’s staff. All that being said, it does concern me why a seemingly anonymous troll seems to express such loyalty to these seemingly fragile troll touchstones. Do you not feel oppressed by this system of contradictory statuses? Both vacillating and yet necessarily ridged. I have to admit, you particularly intrigue me, even despite my general distaste for loyalist trollkind. Perhaps I will open myself up to hear more from you, if for no other reason than to better myself in defending my own culture from yours.
Jesus Christ.
We are only human.
Chill out.
If you were a true follower of mine you would know that I already did ask and received a wide breadth of answers, all of which became datapoints in my trollthropological study.
Interesting interpretation. I will add it to my notes.
Through my deep and studious observations of troll culture of which have been facilitated by this site, I’ve come to determine that clubs, or mediation, translates roughly to the human concept of “chill out”.
Congratulations on being verified. I see it’s being given to anyone these days.
Oh hush, you. The hubris that comes with youth.
We have ten years and some change. Don’t worry. And it won’t be the surfing that does me in. It’ll be another figure. One you may not yet be familiar with. Have you, perhaps, ever seen Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives? Let’s just say, that I will have the honor of accompanying him on his very last dive.
The fates have fallen where they may. It’s what must be done.
There are many opportunities to #Surf.
Oh, please. Don’t tell me you’ve never suffered a vision or two. Are you even really a Rose?
Strange visions are befalling me. #SurfsUp.
#TerrorDominance
I need professional help but all my local licensed professionals have me blacklisted.
#NumberThree #Baby.
As my first order of businesses as Third Poster, I shall vaporize this fiend.
Understand that I take no pride in my position. With all that said, buy my new book, coming out in 20XX. I am taking this as a sign to get back to writing things that will actually make me more money.
React to this post and I'll assign you the dessert I would associate most closely with you, with varying degrees of effort and interpretation based upon how much I enjoy you or remotely give a hoot about your existence.
I HAVE A TATTOO #nudity I GUESS https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/backtatt.png
We're the highest echelon. It's about to get cutthroat.
#vaguepsot #nsfw #maybeidk tht one guys chitties r massive. get a nbra on those boys
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[very proud to be #11th on the board] [!] [more FLARP history posts in the pipeline] [if you are interested in sponsoring posts hmu]
if i reach the top of the leaderboard i'll shave my head
Important: girls women ladies smooch 'em.
Doesn't seem all that possible.
I got bad news, Droog! Really bad news!
I am about to get way more annoying way quick
I LOVE READING I GOT UHHHH BOOKS AND UHH BILLBOARDS :)
Wow, you people are nuts.
It wa2 nic3 knowing y'all ju2t had my fir2t 3mb3d fail tim3 to di3
Another one.
No Clue Who That Is! But Happy Hunting! I'll Gladly Take Up An Offer Should You Make One Of Sufficient Amount!
so guys we did it 100 kult skore omw 2 tha high skore
hi everyone! i found out about this site through some mutual friends so i thought i would create an account! i thought it would be more interesting have my account centered around reviewing whatever vhs tapes i can find in my house. there's a lot to go through, so buckle in and enjoy the ride!
oKAY SO, tHIS IS MY FIRST CHIT, oN HERE, (oR IS IT, cHITT?) aND i AM EXCITED, tO BE HERE, aND MAYBE MAKE, sOME NEW PALS SO, iF YOU LIKE, tHINGS SUCH AS fIDUSPAWN, oR, fIDUSPAWN RELATED, mEDIA PROPERTIES, yOU SHOULD DEFINITELY, hIT ME UP, bECAUSE, i BET WE COULD TOTALLY BE PALS, aND TALK ABOUT OUR FAVORITES, aND COMPARE THEIR RELATIVE, cUTENESS LEVELS, aND COMFORTABILITY FACTOR, aMONG OTHER SUCH, iMPORTANT THINGS THAT GO INTO, cHOOSING ONE'S, fIDUSPAWN TO RAISE, wHICH IS A BIG CHOICE WHICH, i THINK NOT MANY, oR AT LEAST, nOT ENOUGH, cONSIDER, wHEN CHOOSING TO GET INTO THE GAME BECAUSE, iT IS NOT JUST, a ONE AND DONE THING, iT IS, a MULTI-SWEEP RESPONSIBILITY, tO RAISE ONE, uNLESS i GUESS, yOU FIGHT WITH THEM AND, tHEY DIE HORRIBLY, wHICH IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COMMON, bUT, i PREFER FOR MINE TO NOT, dIE HORRIBLY AND PAINFULLY, aLSO, bECAUSE, tHAT MAKES ME SAD, aND PROBABLY MAKES THEM, eVEN MORE SAD, aND, i DO NOT WANT THEM, tO BE SAD, bECAUSE, tHEY ARE CUTE AND MY FRIENDS, aND i THINK, a GOOD FRIEND, sHOULD TRY HIS BEST TO MAKE SURE, hIS FRIENDS ARE NOT SAD AND, i WOULD LIKE TO BE A GOOD, fRIEND, i HAVE, eXPERIENCE, wITH FRIENDS WHO ARE, nOT GOOD, aND SUFFICE IT TO SAY, lONG STORY SHORT, aS IT WERE, iN AS FEW WORDS, aS IS POSSIBLE WITH WHICH, tO DESCRIBE THE SITUATION, tHAT i AM RECALLING, iN THIS MOMENT, hAVING FRIENDS WHICH ARE NOT GOOD, sUCKS BAD, sO IT IS NOT AN EXPERIENCE THAT, i WOULD REALLY RECOMMEND, tO ANYONE, tHOUGH YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED ME, tO TELL YOU THAT, bUT THEN, i THINK i NEEDED SOMEONE, tO TELL ME THAT, sO MAYBE THERE ARE OTHERS WHO, cOULD HEAR IT TOO, wHICH, wHILE i HOPE IT IS NOT, tHE CASE, iT WOULD BE NICE, iF i COULD HELP ANYONE, iN THAT SAME SORT OF SITUATIONSHIP, aS THE ONE i WAS IN, wHICH WAS PRETTY MESSY, aND BAD, i MEAN, sOME PARTS WERE FUN, aND i HAD FUN, fOR A WHILE, eVEN IF SHE COULD BE, pUSHY, bUT, iT WAS MOSTLY THE WAY, iT ALL IMPLODED, oR MAYBE EXPLODED, tOWARDS THE END, tHAT SORT OF SOURED, tHE ENTIRE EXPERIENCE, fOR ME, tHOUGH i WILL NOT, gET INTO DETAIL ON IT, sINCE IT IS ALL, iN THE PAST. wATER OFF OF A, wATERFOWL'S BACK, aS IT WERE, tHOUGH FRANKLY i THINK THE WAY THAT WATERFOWL, cONSTANTLY HAVE MORE WATER, oN THEIR BACKS, aLL THE TIME, iS MAYBE AN APT METAPHOR, fOR THE SITUATION WHICH WAS, aT HAND, aT THE TIME, bUT THAT IS NEITHER, hERE NOR THERE, i SHOULD NOT, gO OFF ON A LONG, tANGENT, wHEN ALL i WAS TRYING, tO GET AT IS, tHAT i AM BETTER NOW, aND MORE CONFIDENT AND, aBLE TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN, mORE OFTEN, lITERALLY AND ALSO, fIGURATIVELY, aND i DO THE FORMER, a LOT BECAUSE, tHAT IS JUST WHAT, wALKING AND RUNNING, cONSIST OF, aND i DO LIKE THOSE, tHEY ARE ANOTHER, hOBBY OF MINE, aCTUALLY, iF i RUN FAST ENOUGH, aND FEEL THE WIND, iN MY COOL AS HELL, mOHAWK (i HAVE, A COOL AS HELL, mOHAWK), tHEN IT SORT OF FEELS ALMOST, lIKE FLIGHT, wHICH IS SOMETHING, i WOULD REALLY LIKE TO ENGAGE IN, sINCE IT JUST SEEMS, vERY FREEING, iN EVERY SENSE, eXCEPT MAYBE, mONETARY, sINCE MY UNDERSTANDING IS THAT, sOME PEOPLE CHARGE CURRENCY, fOR OTHERS TO BE ABLE TO FLY, wHICH, i GUESS MIGHT BE SOMETHING i COULD BE INTERESTED, iN, bUT, i WOULD RATHER, dO IT ON MY OWN, mAYBE, lIKE A COOL AND DASHING, iNDEPENDENT GUY, lIKE i AM, sO UMM, aNYWAYS i FORGET WHERE i WAS GOING WITH, aLL OF THIS, bUT, i HOPE, tHAT WE CAN BE PALS, aLSO MY NAME, iS tAVROS }:)
"He said that those who are suffering often believe themselves alone because pain isolates, and isolation allows one to believe in a terrible lie. It tells one that their sorrow is singular, shameful, and that no one else can understand it. He taught that to look at each other and to see what lies there is the way that you can begin to heal the wounds that isolation has piled atop the numerous ones we carry." #WordsoftheSufferer
in the works: more than moirails (tags: quadrant confusion, its okay to make out with your moirail right?, tell me you want me, forced proximity, flarping mention, character death, archive rating: M) ashen to ashen (tags: toxic auspisticism, you’re going to watch us, #nsfw, emotional manipulation, flarping, caste imbalance, crawling back to you, playlist in the works, desperation, unrequited red, archive rating: E)
Miss Piggy lingerie hoove pics.
ngl when i see people in my notifs as like a hey xyz liked your chit i keep reading clit. i might be dyslexic
whiite dude2 be lo2iing theiir fuckiing miind2 over odd future.
~In a cuddle pile with my moirails, ,they're so comfy and pitiablE~ #nsfw #quadposting #moirallegiance #pale #conciliatory #polyquad
((Losing my fucking shit oh my GOD i missed this form of RP so much. This is so much better than the twitter days though))
:33 < ok one more piece of art befur i go on a hunt with pounce!! sorry for spamming h33h33 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1485815805160591381/nep_and_mama.png?ex=69c33d4d&is=69c1ebcd&hm=c4ddb2991da5923a900d952da6d38a7757211f3c3ace18c2fe71795669bcabab&
:33 < drew another picture of mewself! do you like it? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486057331044384882/kittynep.png?ex=69c41e3d&is=69c2ccbd&hm=cd05c4f6715338e01a56d281110b42565b1b5136baada8f5bb6b2ef6c749ab8b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
<nearly got h/t by a lesson scuttlebuggy omw home lmao> uwu
I am glad to hear that, Nesben.
I think. My boss knows. Something is up.
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And I Endorse Yuri
Spȯck ȯr Kirk. Lėavė yȯur rėpliės iṅ thė cȯmmėṅts. SėRIȯUS AṅSWėRS ȯṅLY...
need a fat girl in my lap right n0w tbh.
I replied to someone sa7ing something about slenderman and m7 s(reen went full7 bla(k. this is not a joke
do it like a real man and pirate your shit. @tactfulTactriun
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: Thanks to a brave volunteer, we now have a fire department. While it is still important to remember to exercise caution, you can now allow yourself a little arson.
Yeah, I have ADHD. (A Damn Huge Dick)
cønsøle.løg("i feel like sømeøne was just talkin abøut me før søme reasøn");
Boss Makes A Boondollar, I Make A Boondime, That’s Why I Chitt On Company Time
i took one bite of my burger and instantly got self conscious / what's wrong with me
THE HEDGEHOG AND HIS FOX FRIEND ARE IN MY DEATH EGG AGAIN??? THAT'S IT I'M SENDING THE DEATH BALL.
I COME TO YOU TODAY TO SPEAK ON LIMEBLOODS. THEY WERE DEEMED A THREAT TO THE SYSTEM AND ERADICATED. REMEMBER THAT HRC CAN DO THIS TO ANY ONE OF US WITH THE WAVE OF HER HAND. AN ENTIRE LOWBLOOD CAST DEEMED CULLBAIT FOR SOMETHING IMMUTABLE. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US.
:33 < * ac yawns and does a biiiiig stretch* good meowning!
https://i.imgur.com/n6WTpFc.png
Tinky Winky, don't turn around because there's an ugly ass bitch behind you. #theyloveyouthentheyhateyou
THIS IS NOT A PITCH SOLICITATION THIS IS ANGER I HAAAATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!
=@:2ure d!d, egghead! And d0n't expeQt that death egg t0 la2t l0ng w!th ME ar0und! ;)
MARIO... LUIGIS WARIO WALUIGIS THESE ARE ALL MEN I KNOW THEY LIVE IN MY WII U
i sign up for chittr. A sociAl mediA for trolls. whAt do i find? Aliens. this is Absolutely delightful And my night is mAgnificent.
#ChittaddictsAnonymous
thank you everyone for your crucial work in helpign me locate my flea as a reward anybody who wants a puppy from her upcoming litter can have one free of charge
[*flarping]
SOMETHING INSIDE THE MASTER EMERALD HAS BEGUN TO WHISPER TO ME, BUT I HAVEN'T ANY TIME FOR THEORIES. MY DEATH EGG TAKES PRIORITY.
On it.
"I asked Grok", "I asked Google." I consulted with the elder gods in the ancient tongue. We are not the same. #ReveretheGame
https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774370838636-409babe7-8257-43a3-a1cd-1a36939c611c.jpeg
MAYBE SHITTER ISN'T SO BAD.
good mooooorning chittr say it back
19 caeger fr00tnite card wh00 wants it #nsfw \\
hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOOnk hOoOnk
"He spoke with anger that day, saying the hemospectrum is not a ladder to greatness, but a construct that teaches each rung to despise the ones beneath it so none will dare bite the hand that placed the damn thing." #WordsoftheSignless
okay, Truth Nuke. Nesben you're onto something.
=^.-.^= m' hearin' strange noises outside my respitblock rn...some fella' rummagin' through my refrigerator, don't like this one bit!! =^.-.^=
I LAUNCHED THE DEATH EGG FROM ANGEL ISLAND AND IT'S SO FUNNY WATCHING THOSE PATHETIC CREATURES FIGHT SO EARNESTLY TO GET ME. TOO BAD THEY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT MECHA SONIC MK. II, WHO WILL SURELY NOT BE DEFEATED IN BATTLE!!!
V^ T0m0rr0w the public must crawl. ^V
my pages brings all the victims to the forest
why is slenderman here
Obviously the ideal diet is coffee and cigarettes.
find my pages
∘☽ So many choices today at the bakery, if only it was reasonable to try them all.. ☾∘
Jesus wept? Pussy.
Out of my own volition and through no external guidance, I have decided gray meat should not be consumed. Disregard my previous post.
this is where im chitting from btw https://i.postimg.cc/TwGgYCT6/Screenshot-2026-03-24-114131.png
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I'm going to commit so many atrocities against humanity that I'll be the expert in my field and can put it on my LinkedIn profile.
I will 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 my mutuals from everything. From the cold. From the Five Nights at Freddys. You will be safe just get behind me.
PUMPKINS ARE REAL! #THETRUTHISOUTTHERE
GUSY I GOT ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP IF YOU EAT FOOD YOU DONT FEEL HUNGRY ANYMORE DID YOU KNOW THIS #DRIPTIP C TM DRIP TIP INDUSTRYS LLC 69-420
guyz... i could totally fuck up sum ice cream rn
I did end up doing dhe candy red lipsdick. hddps://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/cherry%20red%20lip.png
|| GOOD NEWS I SURVIVED MY BOSS TRYING TO JUMP OVER MY HEAD ON HER ROLLERSKATES | BAD NEWS I NEED TO FIND OUT HOW TO REMOVE SKID MARKS FROM MY FOREHEAD | OVER ||
While I am not a hoe, I support you, Nesben. It is imperative we support each other in times such as these.
this idiot doesnt know how to brew minecraft potions hahaha everyone point and laugh
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they dont know it but im also transgender but woman ways
A person superior in every way.
Yes, I am the transsexual Rose of this timeline.
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You give that mental trauma back it was a gift from my brother.
oh you're bleediing from the head? that2 good youre gettiing all of the iinjury out.
You all are really obsessed with gay men. #andtheysayimobsessedwithsexuality #yaoi
Where the hell did all my paperwork go.
CHITTR IS LITERALLY "IF YOURE NOT QUICK ENOUGH, YOU DONT GET THE FUNNY MOMENT"
fucked up iin the criib eatiing okiie dokiie2.
i stepped on a ant and it parried me and broke my ankle
[chat is it] [sus] [if my FLARP character is a girl] [when i am a boy]
Yuri is cool.
Never Forget Unus Sweepus
this site is so interesting... i've never seen so many wonderfUlly UniqUe people!
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If your muscular fortitude stat of choice is high enough, you can pick your denizen up by the tail and swing them around to do a surprising amount of damage. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
put my head in her demon core call that a louis slopin #nsfw
No.
who are all you people why are you in my jujuphone?
There's a certain area reeking of cat piss.
Fun Fact The Submarine Wasn’t As Strong As It Should’ve Been And Someone’s Giant Eel Lusus Did In Fact Almost Eat Me But It’s Fine I’ve Done Worse
=^owo^= whats up meowtherfuckers
if u guys vote me president of chittr, i will make everythifn epic :) ijsyead of dms, u will just cast spells on each other
The feminine urge to snap things in half.
Psychosexual tendencies are formed during troubled times in one's early life. Like for instance, fishing. #nsfw
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა dni if awoo hater
This is so embarassing. These social conventions are a bit above me at the moment.
FOLLOW FOR MORE HOT TIPS FROM THE DRIP!
!if you bring a really big it shows youre REAdY to crush multiPle BIRdS ANd that shows initiative!
two awake two 2leep. two tiired two do anythiing productiive. ju2t pre2ent enough two make iit everyone el2e'2 problem.
HAHA YEAH THANKS :)
YOU KNOW WHATS FUN? PATTY CAKE :)
/\ /\ || || >•w•< (they should make yuri 2)
Now, that is downright serendipitous! :B https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6944337cc43f.PNG
V^ =:)! ^V
Hey That Sounds Kind Of Familiar…
[holy shit] [hideoo kojima]
People who are obsesses with €elebrities may be less intelligent, study suggests.
V^ W0uld y0u still l0ve me if I was trapped in a submarine in the b0tt0m 0f a bl00d 0cean? ^V
Girl, just abscond from him omfg.
:33< this may be clawntrifursal but girls... purrty
Notthingg like ccoffee and a slow morningg att tthe shop! #ggoals
That's true, actually.
THERES SOME SORT OF GUY IN THE MIRROR IN THE CHARTURCE BATHROOM HES BIG AND HAS A ORANGE STRIPE HAT WITH 31 ON IT BE WARNED!
He cannot possibly be yaoi vagueposting.
1M GO1NG TO SL33P 4T C3RT41N P3OPL3S R3COMM3ND4T1ON, SO 1'M L34V1NG YOU W1TH 4 QU3ST1ON: WH4T BUG T4ST3S TH3 B3ST?
Any0ne kn0w h0w t0 get a new lusus? 1 th1nk m1ne 1s br0ken…^w^
THEYRE MAKING A NEW NUMBER AFTER 15 ITS CALLED SQUELMINGTON
NEW COLOR NEW ME!
real
PRESIDENTAL REMINDER: Please use caution when using flammable material. Always keep a fire extinguisher nearby, and when putting out fires, ensure the fire is fully out before leaving. Also remember to Stop, Drop, and Roll.
ii havent 2lept iin two day2 and the bulgewad iin the next block ii2 bla2tiing mu2iic 2o loud my wall2 are 2hakiing. ii 2wear two FUCKIING god. iif thii2 goe2 on for another 10 miinute2 ii miight liiterally blow 2omethiing up. ii have enough of a miigraiine a2 ii2.
I want something. But it's stupid to want, it'll only be taken away. But it might be nice to have it for a little while.
After thorough research, I have come to the conclusion I am a fan of Yaoi. We should have more Yaoi.
All miserable women do.
rise and grind gaymers how are we doin today
I keep looking at this stupid hat.
:33< i wish our spaceships looked as cool as the ufos mewmans pictppurr us with those shits are cute as furk
thank you nesben
I thInk I Am bEgInnIng tO lIkE thE cOmpAny Of spIrIts mOrE thAn thE lIvIng
the 1% grows to something like 1.5%
My usual response won't work well on this one. Just makes it sound like I'm addressing him.
:33< imeowgine a world whre ga ba goo ba gee ba gooba
hello everyone! it's wonderfUl to be here, i'm so excited to meet yoU all!
I hav£ lik£ notic£d that non£ of my hat£rs ar£ lik£, as hot as I am. #Thinking!
Fun fact: You can not post at any time. You can leave.
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_eviwon.png aaaaah memowies ..... this photoshoot with my bestie @injudiciousCuwinist was soooo fun !!! those days of campaigning togethew fow the sway ow nay contest wiww wive in my bwood pushew fow the west of my wife ... (dont wowwy about the siwwy widdwe caption thewe ...... just a itty bitty injoke uwo)
=^.-.^= DT REVEALS!!!! https://i.imgur.com/6GpeICP.png =^.-.^=
They say I predicted all of this.
I suppose I'm obligated to utilize the new functions of the site as they're bestowed upon the userbase. All I really have on hand are unsolicited messages from my other platforms. This piece was an artistic rendering of my infantile delivery unto Earth-A, entitled "Heiress Never Cry." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a34387f29476.png
i really appreciate fine art like this https://i.redd.it/r1zu4v01qupg1.jpeg u/t4n3l1 seems to be quite good at it
exactly the character i thought you wwould portray nesben
A boon for Nesbians all over the globe.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd2e235f2c81.jpg okay guys how do we feel about this blueprint #circuits
|< alt€rnian l€gal counsil in your ar€a. click in my profil€ now. high rat€s high r€sults.
=( You all are beginning to fatigue me. Here's one last bug fact "for the road." There are certain species of plants that communicate with parasitic wasps for pest control. When pests such as caterpillars or aphids become overwhelming, many plants will chemically signal exactly the right species for the job. Sometimes I wish I could summon the exact species of wasp necessary to clean the incessant rabble of you wrigglers off of my feed. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
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Dignitary I Loathe Fairly.
day 1, end of. report: i. this site's literally what telegraph syndrome is made of...... time-limited exposure is a must. ii. nothing's yet known about the vital endpoints here. like where are the signals all going???? and do they all drown each other out????????? what inferences may be drawn from how it all....... sinks to the bottom???????????? and how could anyone endure all this without getting a headache? iii. i actually do want to take part too despite the sage disapproving impression this probably gives off....... so how about this. make some loud noise. see how much i can take? i know my limit and when to cover my ears haha. bang bang! this was me, pr. i'm sleepy.
i know my platform is still kinda small / but / i'll do everything i can to make sure my fans have fun
I HAVE DETECTED THAT THE EMERALDS HAVE MOVED AWAY FROM THE HEDGEHOG. ALL 7 EMERALDS APPEAR TO HAVE GATHERED ON WEST SIDE ISLAND. WHILE THE HEDGEHOG IS DISTRACTED BY HIS PREVIOUS VICTORY, I WILL BEGIN CONSTRUCTION OF THE SPACE STATION. I WILL NAME THIS SPACE STATION THE "DEATH EGG"
She gas on my lean until I
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if this place ever gets something like groups or whatever we need to make a nesben fanclub
I'm going to attempt a proper, of-the-people level quality post. Please stand by.
CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE. ABANDONING SOUTH ISLAND ROBOT FACTORY. EMERGENCY EVACUATION TO WEST SIDE ISLAND. NEW OBJECTIVE: CONSTRUCTION OF A SPACE STATION CAPABLE OF HARNESSING THE POWER OF THE EMERALDS. AND HOPEFULLY GETTING ME BACK TO ALTERNIA.
Look. Considering the obvious and lethal gas leak present in the residence of every single Chittr poster, there's no harm in letting them sip from it a little. They're all doomed anyway.
——Here's a fun fact! Peafowl are omn↑vorous, w↑th some even eat↑ng small snakes!-->
the mans trying to get me to stop sipping on my premium diesel im being silenced im being suppressed
They call it gasoline because the gas makes you lean. Or something.
IT SEEMS THAT WHILE I WAS DISTRACTED RESPONDING TO HORNLESS ONES, THE HEDGEHOG HAS BREACHED MY OUTER DEFENSES AND IS NOW IN MY FORTRESS. MY ROBOTS HAVE DETECTED HIM IN THE STAR LIGHT ZONE. I CAN SEE THE HEDGEHOG RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.
Who wants seadweller lusus sushi? Asking for a friend.
Cleaning my gun. #mygun
you know what they say. all posters post post
This really says a lot about society.
look gordon, a rope! we can use these to help with p-- HELP ME, GORDON!
Thank you, Nesben.
(| everyone needs to post about Hot Meat and Warm Sausage like right now. all of you suck at posting |)
can m[]re pe[]p|e start p[]sting rand[]m facts they kn[]w p|ease. thank y[]u
bitches Iove me for my cIit hashtag nsfw
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...... :'(
Any troll born after 198413 €an't €ook. All they know is Benihana, €harge their shellphone, be heterosexual, eat nutrition wheel & lie.
My Wife
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ive made a tremendous investment in your mother
HONEY WINE MY BELOVED #SUBSTANCE
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If we cancel Egbert's hot mom hard enough do you think she'll have to resort to making adult video? :3c #nsfw
John Egbert Will Be Handled
Stay safe, Nesben.
If they hurt you, you tell me and send me their addresses okay?? I’ll have some of my business partners talk to them about it.
I am told that this platform is the current nexus of interspecies communication, which means it will inevitably become a theater for both insight and spectacularly preventable nonsense. I suppose that makes it worth observing. Your collective presence here is... Impressive, if sometimes exhausting. The trolls' presence here is both historically improbable and, in some cases, alarmingly enthusiastic; I trust they'll bring their usual flair for confrontation, but perhaps temper it with a marginal interest in coherence. Whereas, humans have survived yet another existential upheaval, only to arrive at a place where our primary concern is once again what strangers think of us! Our resilience remains as baffling as it is consistent. I am pleased to see that the boundaries between categories of being continue to erode, with the continued presence of sprites, carapaces, and consorts. It suggests that identity is becoming less of a prison and more of an ongoing negotiation, which is, at the very least, interesting. As for me, I will be here intermittently. Watching, occasionally commenting, and attempting to extract meaning from what is, more often than not, an elaborate collage of contradictions.
You can be Nesben.
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L8er losers. Hope that gave you psychic damage.
I'm a fan of Nesben.
I'm neutral on Nesben. Strange poster, though.
~° Speakable violence is usually enough... but sometimes you just need to brutally kill someone. I get it. ~°
RECORD WHOEVER YOU’RE DOING IT TO AND SEND IT TO ME.
After Some Deep And Profound Thought I Think I'm Gonna Do Acts Of Unspeakable Violence #hotgirlshit #nextempress #violence #murder #nsfw
#MyCallie