The enquiring Carapacian

Breaking news! Reportedly user @itChy thinks only WEAK people DONT use slurs! Proof https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/Screenshot_20260413-220438.png He loves slurs! Stay tuned

@itChy

Kult: +52

Kull: +49

Total: 101

Ratio: 1.06

Factory Strider

@turntechCyberstan[TC]

H0W CAN S0ME0NE BE S0 FULL 0F HATE?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechCyberstan[TC]

I know right!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Itchibold the Great

@itChy[IC]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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Pickle Inspector

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@fondlyRegarding[FR]

Condolences, Itchy, but you shouldn't have taken his bait.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @fondlyRegarding[FR]

What bait?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @newsPaper[NP]

Pickle Inspector

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@fondlyRegarding[FR]

Well, technically, @spadesSlick was the first to use the slur. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2aede0492938.png

@spadesSlick

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @fondlyRegarding[FR]

Yeah but I can't talk about him, he has 20 percent shares

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@spadesSlick @bubbleBlower @draconianDignitary @misterSeven @itChy @courtyardDroll @blackestQuasar

Sad news! @spadesSlick has passed away recently, the cause being an alcohol overdose We send our best wishes to his not so secret wife @bubbleBlower , his secret gay lover @draconianDignitary , his other secret gay lover @misterSeven ,his backup gay lover @itChy , his son @courtyardDroll and his ex lover @blackestQuasar . Hope you all get through this Stay tuned RIP

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Casey Felt

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bisexual

love yourself

@bubbleBlower[BB]

Damn. Really?

↩ @bubbleBlower[BB]

Yes, this new is true

↩ @bubbleBlower[BB]

I am sorry for your lose Casey felt

Kull: +2

Total: 2

BRICKING NEWS! @upstandingCitizen REPORTEDLY THROWIN BRICKS AT PPL FRFR BELIVE AND BEWARE! STAY TUNED

@upstandingCitizen

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

Nomell Jekiel

@upstandingCitizen[UC]

I am not infact throwing bricks at people, I am currently doing paperwork

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @upstandingCitizen[UC]

paper is basically white collar bricks

Kull: +5

Total: 5

BITCHSTICKING NEWS!! User @grandioseSaturation is officially going to get shaved by the PEOPLE! Hoping for it! Stay tuned

@grandioseSaturation

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

Calder Kerian

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Incorrect, grotesque libel. Retract this statement or face my legal team.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @grandioseSaturation[GS]

Free speech bitch

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Calder Kerian

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Free speech does not extend to the press printing BLATANT LIES! NO ONE IS SHAVING ME!

↩ @grandioseSaturation[GS]

Oh you're right.... Who cares I'm protected by the derse government I can lie all I want >:)))))

in petition of the people involved this post has been removed

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Surreptitious Cabbie

(OOC) 3 months ago

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@engineNoise[EN]

yeah can you please remove this? like, genuinely I fucked up with the initial post and have since scrubbed it

↩ @engineNoise[EN]

(OOC) 3 months ago

on it boss sorry for not doing it earlier i was eating

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Baking news! Crocker corps 'chcolate cake easy mix' is being recalled off stores in suspicions of huge amounts of lead! Hope the best and that it gets fixed soon! Stay tuned

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Costar Treign

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@surlyTabloid[ST]

IS THIS TRUE. OR MORE APRIL LIES?

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

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Nono we would never joke about stuff

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Teto

@kasaneTeto[KT]

How? What? Boyfriend In Law?

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

john egbert

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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

i am going to block both of these people kasane teto.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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Teto

@kasaneTeto[KT]

Don't You'd Prove Em Right

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john egbert

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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

blocking people is not proving them right! i just do not want jerks to participate in my life and spread slander for no reason! especially not someone lying about having cheated with my wife!

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

↩ @ectoBiolojest[EB]

Hey hey I did not say I cheated with your wife I just said she cheated with another person B3

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john egbert

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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

i know, i was referring to the person you claimed she cheated with. i blocked that person. i did not block you because i have to keep an eye on you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiolojest[EB]

Thank you mister and also totally understand why you'd block the wario guy!

Braking news! @avidApiarist has reported "yeah John is like a total cuck" why she so mean? Why she so mean? Stay tuned brah

@avidApiarist

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

Aurele Hemali

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Lol, wait thiz iz kind of funny.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @avidApiarist[AA]

Thank you miss! I think I'm the best enquiring carapacians writer tbh frfr

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Blinking news! @carcinologyGenarch has been reported to have slayed a whole human village in human planet in human country!!!! Wy is he like so evil lol! Stay tuned

@carcinologyGenarch

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

KAR VANTAS. \:B

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Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

transgender

love yourself

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

I HAVE NEVER EVEN TOUCHED A HUMAN. \:B

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinologyGenarch[CG]

YOU TOUCHED A HUMAN? #NSFW

#nsfw

Broking news! @totesGruesome has uhh *checks stupid long list of totally real news* kissed a baby!? What? Stay tuned!

@totesGruesome

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

ROXXX [HC!AU]

transgender

love yourself

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

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@totesGruesome[TG]

i did??? i dont rememneber doin that

↩ @totesGruesome[TG]

It's on the list of real news so I guess it did happen

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Rufioh Oh Oh

@cattleproAnimeaboo[CA]

1 th1nk 1 gotta clear the a1r about someth1n... that @newspaper art1cle wasn't about me... see? d1fferent trollhandles... that's ruf1o w1thout an h..

@newsPaper

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Yeah the other one was the menace

Kult: +5

Total: 5

https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/7xsnuo%20(1).png

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

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@dStrides[DS]

that is not funny

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Tha boss told me to post it, lwk don't csre

Breaking news!!! User @waningCatastrophe is apparently turning ppl into frogs?! Why would she do this?! Stay tuned

@waningCatastrophe

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

Caeyos Carvil

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@waningCatastrophe[WC]

am i?! xO o em gee... wait how do i s2p?!?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @waningCatastrophe[WC]

Please don't I don't want to get frogifaed

DICK BREAKING NEWS! @dStrides apparently distributes vapes, cigarettes and alcohol to 6 YEAR OLDS in a school WHY JUST WHY! STAY TUNED

@dStrides

Kult: +80

Kull: +80

Total: 160

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @newsPaper[NP]

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@dStrides[DS]

pls get therapy

↩ @dStrides[DS]

Dude don't be rude

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@dStrides[DS]

you are literally lying

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I'm truthing

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@dStrides[DS]

whats the troll word for kill

↩ @dStrides[DS]

Kill

↩ @newsPaper[NP]

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@dStrides[DS]

Okay #killyourself

#killyourself

↩ @dStrides[DS]

Hey dude you need to put a tw

↩ @newsPaper[NP]

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@dStrides[DS]

tw: suicide #killyourself

#killyourself

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dStrides[DS]