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every jade is a real dog!

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

My most impressive congratulations to Jade, she is a good girl that deserves a nice new toy ball and a ride in the car

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@barackObama[BO]

She is classified as having that "dog" in her, so per the rulebook, her win is completely legal. Congratulations, Jade!

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okay but jadE, and variants thErEof, is bEst dog.

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

My condolences to his many secret, not so secret, and backup lovers in this trying time. I will be sure to attend the funeral in suitable attire.

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@itChy[IC]

Best News I've heard in a day!

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:33 < i cant wait to purrticipate in the tomboy olympics!!

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

If I catch a brick to th3 h3ad 2om3on32 catching th323 hand2

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@engineNoise[EN]

all good thank you.

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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates

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some people are saying that the lead might be good for you actually. get it before they pull it from the shelves.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i know, i was referring to the person you claimed she cheated with. i blocked that person. i did not block you because i have to keep an eye on you.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

blocking people is not proving them right! i just do not want jerks to participate in my life and spread slander for no reason! especially not someone lying about having cheated with my wife!

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i am going to block both of these people kasane teto.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Lol, yeah, you keep on zpreading that mizinformation.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Lol, wait thiz iz kind of funny.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

don't worry kasane teto i literally have no idea who this guy is and really doubt the dumb news has any real insider information on anything. i trust you and i know you would not do that.

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@totesGruesome[TG]

o okay then

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1 th1nk 1 gotta clear the a1r about someth1n... that @newspaper art1cle wasn't about me... see? d1fferent trollhandles... that's ruf1o w1thout an h..

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Huge for the community. Some well deserved recognition for an up-and-coming flavor powerhouse. Keep us tuned.

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am i?! xO o em gee... wait how do i s2p?!?

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<3-I-knew-this-guy-was-bad-news.-May-Johnathan-rest-is-piece.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

#NotMyCEO

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#nsfw #joke!!!!!!!!!!funny!!!!!!!!! #imcoming but not 2 eridanw eek

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@dStrides[DS]

man that sucks

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ser1ously dude...?? he's mak1ng the whole n1tram name look bad... he's gotta cut th1s sh*t out...

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1- what the fuck 1s happen1ng ¿¿¿

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HOW HORRIBLE. EVEN IF WOMEN ARE, IN MY ADMITTEDLY LIMITED EXPERIENCE. DANGEROuS. CuNNING. AND SEEKING TO DO ME HARM TO GAIN SOLE CONTROL OF OuR SHARED BODY. THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT THEM.

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Ay no need to slander the flyin bull @newsPaper

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CUDDLING WITH A GOLDBLOOD FEEL$ LIKE YOU'RE LYING ON THE REMOTE.

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| good for them!

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Never meet your heroes.

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Hello Unnamed Reporter for The Enquiring Carapacian, I use She/Her pronouns. I don't mind being They/Themed in your article, but please keep it in mind for future reports if possible. Furthermore, You misspelled Fourteen. If you wish to be professional within Midnight City, I would recommend using a spellchecker. While your reports are currently false, I won't deny that a large amount of bread sounds good right now. Thank you for the idea. Sincerely, Casey Felt.

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:33< heres hoping

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I offer my manor to hold a wake service in the name of Itchy's death. @itChy #ripItchy

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@draconianDignitary[DD]

We'll be paying our respects at an appropriate time. That time has passed. "Lol". "Lmao".

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@misterSeven[MS]

Thank the Lord.

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hating my chit. as if i wasnt just cØnfused. mean.

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