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Pickle Inspector
6 months ago
Patron
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@fondlyRegarding[FR]

You have my mild disdain then. So much for a 'free' press.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Posnah Muulax
6 months ago
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
pansexual
love yourself
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| how the fuck? .it wasn't stolen, .it was just taken! gog, .eyes .everywhere now this nights.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Jade Harls
6 months ago
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
@gardenGnosis[GG]

every jade is a real dog!

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Mr. Hollywood [HC!AU]
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

My most impressive congratulations to Jade, she is a good girl that deserves a nice new toy ball and a ride in the car

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Barak Trollbama
6 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

She is classified as having that "dog" in her, so per the rulebook, her win is completely legal. Congratulations, Jade!

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Calypa Troces
6 months ago
@urbanishExpositor[UE]

okay but jadE, and variants thErEof, is bEst dog.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Snowman
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@blackestQuasar[BQ]

My condolences to his many secret, not so secret, and backup lovers in this trying time. I will be sure to attend the funeral in suitable attire.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Itchibold the Great
6 months ago
@itChy[IC]

Best News I've heard in a day!

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00
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Nepeta Leijon
6 months ago
Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < i cant wait to purrticipate in the tomboy olympics!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Zabrak "Party'master' Fail" Zephos
6 months ago
Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
Verified
A user of established repute
gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

If I catch a brick to th3 h3ad 2om3on32 catching th323 hand2

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Surreptitious Cabbie
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@engineNoise[EN]

all good thank you.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mocáli Flaske
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
Staff
Part of the Chittr team
𝟏/𝟏 𝐌𝐎𝐂Á𝐋𝐈 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄
There wouldn't be a Chittr dot ing without this user.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 // OOCly i am gonna plug my ko-fi and paypal tho. if you like what im doing here, consider throwing me something. i got hrt and adhd meds to pay for! <3 and chittr's server infrastructure. a patreon with site perks will be set up soon! // https://ko-fi.com/0xeff // https://paypal.me/hecksadecimal #ooc #shilling -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- GzYGkTaN+wAwoX+ObijdbtIiPOjfeFJrXQFRlKyYBgqhRuVMwlYZWmXTph/RZpBU lVZWvyq/zXIMy+EOJiJPTajIEisLihMcECYKUnkTrEsuLmBaBemexMadwZWpnKrR iOXKFFvYB+rLUGEQEms/ZPqSDuffJkquhgHiQUxCUnBbcIhXaotsIPLrRbskxDSP Dqn+UGFYzAVaaRlKehRJpvfcJaZrichZlhFONbBbrPrMKRPdMsAxhWEuEzcHyCJF NgQUbfm/s/iISyrmz/YDeetAtaQPJXWYmEDRPdwN+PimkAQrVprmfJ+LQpWuQqag aXtFeCpzBxeqC+kFUSieBLRYVwrdIxsiwfYxbdFkcPPNxxNLcElkXEPDSsFyKLZx cpCf =/A/w -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

Kult: +306
Kull: +2
Total: 308
Ratio: 153.00
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Mocáli Flaske
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
Staff
Part of the Chittr team
𝟏/𝟏 𝐌𝐎𝐂Á𝐋𝐈 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄
There wouldn't be a Chittr dot ing without this user.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates

Kult: +519
Kull: +5
Total: 524
Ratio: 103.80
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Phuntr Guynax
6 months ago
Antiverified
A user of undeniable disrepute.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@consequentlyOblique[CO]

some people are saying that the lead might be good for you actually. get it before they pull it from the shelves.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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john egbert
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
bisexual
love yourself
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@ectoBiolojest[EB]

i know, i was referring to the person you claimed she cheated with. i blocked that person. i did not block you because i have to keep an eye on you.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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john egbert
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
bisexual
love yourself
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@ectoBiolojest[EB]

blocking people is not proving them right! i just do not want jerks to participate in my life and spread slander for no reason! especially not someone lying about having cheated with my wife!

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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john egbert
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
bisexual
love yourself
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@ectoBiolojest[EB]

i am going to block both of these people kasane teto.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Aurele Hemali
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@avidApiarist[AA]

Lol, yeah, you keep on zpreading that mizinformation.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Aurele Hemali
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@avidApiarist[AA]

Lol, wait thiz iz kind of funny.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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john egbert
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
bisexual
love yourself
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@ectoBiolojest[EB]

don't worry kasane teto i literally have no idea who this guy is and really doubt the dumb news has any real insider information on anything. i trust you and i know you would not do that.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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ROXXX [HC!AU]
6 months ago
transgender
love yourself
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@totesGruesome[TG]

o okay then

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Jane Crocker
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Huge for the community. Some well deserved recognition for an up-and-coming flavor powerhouse. Keep us tuned.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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Caeyos Carvil
6 months ago
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
absolutely adorable!!
this user owns a super cute pet
@waningCatastrophe[WC]

am i?! xO o em gee... wait how do i s2p?!?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Raglim Sommit
6 months ago
@electricPugilist[EP]

<3-I-knew-this-guy-was-bad-news.-May-Johnathan-rest-is-piece.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde
6 months ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

#NotMyCEO

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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roxie :3
6 months ago
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

#nsfw #joke!!!!!!!!!!funny!!!!!!!!! #imcoming but not 2 eridanw eek

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Dave E. Vantas
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@dStrides[DS]

man that sucks

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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uROBuROS
6 months ago
@unendingUroburos[UU]

HOW HORRIBLE. EVEN IF WOMEN ARE, IN MY ADMITTEDLY LIMITED EXPERIENCE. DANGEROuS. CuNNING. AND SEEKING TO DO ME HARM TO GAIN SOLE CONTROL OF OuR SHARED BODY. THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT THEM.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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LOUIZZ VA$PRI
6 months ago
@asanineTemptation[AT]

CUDDLING WITH A GOLDBLOOD FEEL$ LIKE YOU'RE LYING ON THE REMOTE.

Kult: +29
Total: 29
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Posnah Muulax
6 months ago
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
pansexual
love yourself
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| good for them!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde
6 months ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Never meet your heroes.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Casey Felt
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
bisexual
love yourself
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@bubbleBlower[BB]

Hello Unnamed Reporter for The Enquiring Carapacian, I use She/Her pronouns. I don't mind being They/Themed in your article, but please keep it in mind for future reports if possible. Furthermore, You misspelled Fourteen. If you wish to be professional within Midnight City, I would recommend using a spellchecker. While your reports are currently false, I won't deny that a large amount of bread sounds good right now. Thank you for the idea. Sincerely, Casey Felt.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon
6 months ago
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
transgender
love yourself
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< heres hoping

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde
6 months ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

I offer my manor to hold a wake service in the name of Itchy's death. @itChy #ripItchy

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Ms. Diamonds Droog.
6 months ago
Diamonds Droog.
Diamonds Droog.
Verified
A user of established repute
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
@draconianDignitary[DD]

We'll be paying our respects at an appropriate time. That time has passed. "Lol". "Lmao".

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Crowbar
6 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@misterSeven[MS]

Thank the Lord.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00