@perspicaciousPlanner — #nsfw
n/)thing makes me pers/)nally happier than remembering that time i g/)t a 777 /)n that /)ne sl/)t machine acc. istg that shit makes me higher than any kind /)f shit i’d sn/)rt /)ff /)f a h/)/)kers ass. reading that pers/)n say “fuck s/)me/)ne actually hit a jackp/)t” is better than any s/)rt /)f sex and #substances i’d buy f/)r 5 caeger /)ff /)f s/)me/)ne in chittr dms #nsfw #gambling
everytime i /)pen chittr during these h/)urs i feel like im being metaph/)rically cucked by like 8(/) pe/)ple. y/)u cant ALL be h/)rny rn #nsfw
/)kay s/) ppl can p/)st abt #nsfw but can’t help me try t/) figure /)ut h/)w t/) resp/)nd t/) the pers/)n in my dms wh/) related t/) tr/)ll yanchan? /)kay i see h/)w it is
“there’s s/) many b/)tt/)ms /)n chittr” gifted a land /)f pr/)sperity and wealth and still angry(metaph/)r). if y/)u d/)n’t want them i’m sure i can gladly take them /)ff y/)ur hands #nsfw #j/)king #iactuallyd/)ntgiveafuck
h/)w t/) get m/)re f/)ll/)wers (with/)ut #h/)rnyp/)sting ) (n/) engagement baiting) (n/) glue n/) b/)rax) (n/)t clickbait) #nsfw
y/) i just g/)t a rand/)m ass th/)ught, the first dude(gender neutral) t/) get head fr/)m a rainb/)w drinker must’ve th/)ught they had insane teeth game /)r s/)mething #nsfw #deepth/)ughts
can yall g/) back t/) h/)rny p/)sting /)r s/)mething yall need a new t/)pic #nsfw
they let me keep my palmhusk while i’m w/)rking please f/)r the l/)ve /)f everything if y/)u are g/)ing t/) make /)ut in a dark hallway please remember that these walls are thin as fuck i d/) n/)t want t/) hear that shit /)n my lunch break. i can’t even cl/)ck /)ut until like 4 m/)re h/)urs fml #nsfw?
there, heres a dik pic #nsfw https://en.wikipedia./)rg/wiki/Dik-dik
give me 1 like and im p/)sting dik #nsfw
idk why this site is /)bsessed with spheres that shit hurts, back pains suck #nsfw? #binder4life
y r there s/) many p/)sts glazing purplebl/)/)ds? like i d/)nt even hate the guys(gender neutral) but whatever bulge and /)r n/)/)k yall r getting cann/)t be g/)/)d en/)ugh f/)r half /)f the #nsfw p/)sts t/) be ab/)ut /)ne caste
where’s the h/)es(gender neutral) at? #nsfw????
w/)uld squeezing a cl/)wns tidies (gender neutral) make them h/)nk /)r n/), i’m n/)t getting cl/)se en/)ugh t/) /)ne t/) check but f/)r science s/)me/)ne has t/) update me /)n if it d/)es /)r d/)es n/)t h/)nk #suggestive #nsfw
y r the /)nly ppl rlly active rn wh/)res wh/) p/)st and pe/)ple that p/)st h/)rr/)r #nsfw #h/)rr/)r
friendly reminder that y/)u guys can just buy slurry /)nline if y/)u d/)n’t want t/) die but y/)u d/)n’t care en/)ugh t/) put any eff/)rt int/) anything #nsfw
pe/)ple /)n this site w/)uld p/)st their entire n/)/)k and bulge f/)r 4 likes and a rechitt atp cus /)f h/)w /)ften yall r crashing the servers #nsfw
can yall st/)p crashing the site 2 h/)rny p/)st im busy arguing with s/)me rand/)m chud /)nline, /)bvi/)usly arguing with s/)me rand/)m basement dweller is m/)re imp/)rtant than yall pailing #nsfw #pri/)rities
30 f/)ll/)wers away fr/)m having 69 f/)ll/)wers #nsfw?
yakn/)w guys y/)u can just buy slurry /)nline if ur useless virgins like me and pretend its urs u d/)nt g/)tta be d/)ing allat hyp/)thetically. i w/)uldnt be d/)ing that. that w/)uld be illegal #nsfw #hypthetically
i hate when ppl ask u “/)h d/)es this make my ass l/)/)k fat” yeah it d/)es br/) we are g/)ing t/) a party n/)t clurch hurry tf up #nsfw?
s/)me /)f yall asking ppl smash /)r pass /)n yall r braver than me cus if i l/)/)ked like s/)me /)f yall i think id just have my pfp be blank at that p/)int #nsfw??? #meanp/)sting
yakn/)w legally speaking y/)u if y/)u can’t get quads y/)u can just steal s/)me/)ne else’s buckets and pretend it’s y/)ur and the dr/)nes w/)n’t be able t/) tell. n/)w f/)r legal reas/)ns i d/)n’t d/) this but i will say i am n/)t dating any/)ne currently. #nsfw? #legallyaj/)ke #advice
#deepquesti/)ns if y/)u have /)ne /)f th/)se cheek piercings that /)pen up y/)ur cheek t/) see y/)ur teeth d/) y/)u think the/)retically y/)u can suck multiple bulges /)uta there? like n/)t even h/)rny this is a genuine questi/)n has any/)ne tested if y/)u can? #nsfw
yk it w/)uld be s/) sexy if y/)u cl/)sed chittr and g/)t a j/)b instead /)f arguing with pe/)ple /)n the internet #nsfw? #vaguep/)st
i think i’d rather deepthr/)at s/)me/)ne with an STD than see any m/)re /)f this hem/)p/)sting #nsfw #n/)taninvitati/)n
yakn/)w chittr it’s never t/)/) late t/) g/)ing back t/) talking ab/)ut sex again than h/)w s/)me /)f y/)u think the caste system is super awes/)me #nsfw
yk i’m surprised n/) /)ne has made a pickup line like “are y/)u a sl/)t machine? because i can’t st/)p pulling /)n y/)ur r/)d” yet, i think if s/)me/)ne said that it w/)uld w/)rk better than whatever a “Tennessee” is #nsfw
why d/) ppl with small bulges even p/)st their bulge /)n this site??? at that p/)int just delete y/)ur acc/)unt i c/)uldn’t be caught dead tryna sh/)w /)ff just t/) bring in the br/)nze instead /)f at least a silver tr/)phy. #nsfw
any1 remember that cerulean wh/) p/)sted their bulge and after it the site crashed? i w/)nder what that /)ne cerulean is d/)ing n/)2 h/)nestly its a maj/)r flex that /)ne dues bulge pic made the fucking expl/)de f/)r like 30 minutes #nsfw
I can’t st/)p l/)sing while #gambling there’s n/) blackjack and h/)/)kers when y/)u die, i need t/) l/)ck in #nsfw
heard we were p/)sting dik pics s/) uh here #nsfw https://i.pinimg.c/)m//)riginals/cc/e0/40/cce04047db45f5ed8de67df27e1222e3.jpg
d/)nt send nudes grubs it crashed chittr #nsfw????
pailing a alternate timeline versi/)n /)f y/)u is l/)ser behavi/)r tbh. just pail ppl fr/)m y/)ur /)wn timeline if u think ur that h/)t #nsfw