♦ pitied by @possessedCatgirl
What ever happened to Green Markiplier?
sTILL HUNTING FOR THAT, #PUSSYCAT, bY THE WAY THAT NEVER STOPPED, bEING A THING THAT WAS HAPPENING,
Gave intern Stacy a Bud Light and a pack of cigarettes and told her to "just go look busy." She made me a website. Sure, I guess. I meant more like "draft some legislation" or "impersonate me in emails I don't want to respond to," but I guess that works. She also insisted on using carrd, as she claims it is "camp" and says it is like "the capri-sun wallets of websites." I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it's good. I don't really care. https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co
[D1sgust1ng.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/h0rse.png]
TO WHOEVER GREY HOUSE EMPLOYEE ATE ALL MY CHIPS AND PROCEEDED TO PUT THE EMPTY BAG BACK ONTO THE SHELF: Count your fucking days.
oh i need to kiss someone bad.
Ill fucking cull him. Why ar3 th3r3 2o many p3opl3 I want to cull lat3ly. Thought I told my23lf I wa2 gonna 2top doing that a long tim3 ago.
i rechitted something / by accident / while scrolling past it / help
there is a d0g barking at me. i think. sh0uld i be w0rried? ribbit.
i wwant someone to fuck me so hard i forget im depressed #nsfw
H4H4 OF COURS3 B4B3. YOU’R3 SO FUNNY B4B3. 1 LOV3 WH3N YOU ST4RT K1LL1NG TH3 POOR WORK3RS 4T MCDON4LD’S. NOW L3T M3 OUT OF TH3 B4S3M3NT.
B(( < i am so sorry... B33 < if this happened to me i might just leave the internet furever B33 < so i understand the decision B33 < i wish you a good future fr33 of nights staring at the ceiling thinking of the day that president obama hated your chit B33 < *tc wipes a lone tear from underneath their shades* B33 < it was a good run
The president hated my chit. Okay, that's it, let's pack it up.
Sometimes I fucking hate this job.
B33 < oh whew!! B33 *tc wipes the sweat from their brow all nonchalantly like they didnt totally fureak out over pawsitively nothing* B33 < that was a clawse call
How am I supposed to GrubTube and eat in these conditions?
hello everybody my name is egg welcome to another #livestream on the felt smp #fsmp but before we get started i want to shout out to my patrons so for my patrons, this is for you, OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! okay now that weve done that we can log in aaand my whole house is gone. damn.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hrgh,,,,,, you can't do that, ]
S.o° quickly I am f.o°rg.o°tten... typical. Tch even Hehe
a LOT OF REPLIES ON THAT, i AM GLAD PEOPLE ARE GLAD, tO SEE ME, i WILL LOOK PROPER ONCE, i AM DONE SCROLLING,
i FEEL BETTER NOW, tHAT i GOT THAT, oUT OF MY SYSTEM, tIME TO SCROLL DOWN AND SEE WHAT THE DASH, hAS BEEN UP TO!
i don't even feel like pranking anyone. :(
:33< dont stop meow nyow beclaws im having a good time having a good time! :33< *the mighty huntress is instantly stopped by a meteor knocking her ass out cold*
I was confident in my answer until He got here.
This edible is weak. #substances
eridan ampora #eridan #ampora
ugh i hate dealing with heat cycles :T #nsfw
sHIT MAN, tHIS #eRIDANwAR IS FUCKED, i JUST SAW AN eRIDAN, cLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND SAY, "iMAGINE fEF PRAISIN YOU FOR CULLING ALL LANDWWELLERS" OR SOME SIMILAR SHIT, aND EVERY ONE AROUND HIM, gRABBED THEIR JUNK AND PASSED OUT, hAD THEIR AURAL NUGGETS EXPLODE WITH BLOOD, aND THEN DIED, tHE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN GO ONTO HIM, tHAT'S HOW COMMON SHIT LIKE THIS IS, mY ASS IS CASTING HIPSTER, hAIRCUT AND LEVEL 2 SEAHORSEDAD, i THINK i JUST HEARD "POWWER WWORD:WWHITESCIENCE" TWO GROUPS OVER, i GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, #VIOLENCE #GORE #NSFW
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST CAUSED AN INTERPLANETARY INCIDENT AT THE TROLLHORN STEAKHOUSE. IF YOU SAW ME, NUH-UH, NO YOU DIDN'T.
I get sad sometimes.
Sometimes I wish for an apocalyptic event. https://i.imgur.com/Goifamy.png #nsfw #why
I forgive you if you decided to “kill” me when given a list of people to “fuck/marry/kill.” I understand.
could you imagine if your friends who are matesprits invited you out to hang out and you were like "no i dont want to impose" but they reassured you they wanted you there so you hang out and are kind of third wheeling but its okay because you enjoy spending time with them and later you go back to their hive and things are winding down and youre thinking about leaving but before you can bring up heading out you notice that theyre kissing and they havent stopped kissing for a while so youre sitting there just staring at them and you cough or clear your throat but all it does is make one of them pull the other into their lap and youre frighteningly close to both of them and can hear the noises of them making out and youre forced to just hold onto your knees and sit there while you debate what to do and finally you stand up to start heading to the door and one of them goes "where do you think youre going" and you just sort of laugh and say "yyou guys are busy ill leave you alone" and both of them look at you with a pitiful expression and say "no we want you here" "we want you to stay" so you sit back down and they pick back up like nothing has changed (tags: im not sure, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
TH3Y [[Possessed]] MY h0U$E. MY [[Big]]. MY [[Cungadero]]. ALL BEC4USE of [[YouTube]] !!
I miss him. :>[ ^( ]
i don't think we should get rid off #vagueposting because i'd be way too embarrassed to post on here if you all knew that half my posts are about rose
when you post, why does it have to be vague!? i feel like im missing out on everyone's inside joke!!! >:[ #specificposting !!!!!! no more #vagueposting !!!!
B33 < after midnight chittr f33d i have an inane question B33 < whats the best underling type <3 = imp <> = basilisk <3< = ogre c3< = giclops
I Have The Strangezt Feeling That I Know What Theze Vague Poztz Are About...
I would like to apologize for saving the life of Eridan Ampora. My bad.
what do you mean no more events what about my sleepover i was finally going to have a sleepover like a normal girl i never th0ught i c0uld have friends but i was g0ing t0 have a sleep0ver im s0 stupid im s0 stupid
W0rst part ab0ut being a gh0st is i will never pupate again s0 i will f0rever have t0 crane my neck t0 l00k up at my peers
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:33< *the mighty huntress starts chewing on mewre wirepurrs*
notice anythin different you guys #amporacoin
:33< hungry :((
i recognize the cultural importance of the term but man "pity" is a very poor translation to how humans see the term.
(=^･⩊･^=) < DOWN SIDE OF HAVING BRACES.... WHEN MEAT GETS STUCK INBETW33N THEM!!!! OUUGGGGGH!!!!!!
A Bro Strider just followed me and I had to resist the urge to giggle. It is most definitely my time to exit for tonight.
Crime may be legal but if y.o°u are tryingg t.o° r.o°b the me I will still engage in evasive maneuvers preventing such als.o° I will still n.o°t act in price gauging engage with it even th.o°ugh I legally c.o°uld and really it is n.o°t like we have many c.o°nsumer pr.o°tecti.o°ns laws anyways except when we are I guess this place is .o°dd Tr.o°llbama is n.o°t even my president I d.o° n.o°t even have a president?? I need t.o° drink s.o°me s.o°da and calm c.o°llect mmy nerves
@possessedCatgirl (a bag of TWELVE (12) EXTREMELY SUPER BOUNCY BALLS appears with a warning that just says 'be so careful. I do not know when these will stop.')
Like this post for a question, hate this post to explode your phone. The other two reactions are a mystery bonus surprise.
:33 < Siiiigh.. fuck my stupid purrvert life... #nsfw
Damn I didn't realize we were all going to Chili's my bad.
):1WELL SHIT. GUESS THAT JUST MEANS I NEED TO SAY SHIT PEOPLE DON'T EXPECT. THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF DUMMY TEXT
at least damara is coming over to clean my hive...
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I need a smoke. I need. grhg.grhgrhrghrg. #substance ]
"We should let autistic people be themselves more." The last time I unmasked on Chittr people hated it. So. Checkmate liberals.
i get the feeling all of you are secretly plotting to kill me. stop doing that plz!!!!!!!!
>([its t#e end of erigelion #eridanweek]
would you ♯givemeacigarette
babes it is not going well in striderland
me when i fuck up th post i amde 2 get dilfs in my dms https://i.sstatic.net/ScRR6m.jpg
click farm part 2 #nsfw ♡: thighs ◇: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ♧: tummy ♤: muscles
i need to farm clicks whats your favorite #nsfw ♡: boobs ◇: ass ♧: dick ♤: pussy
this shit is bananas *A picture follows the post: a selfie of Roxy sticking up his bare feet in the air and pushing them against a blurry, green and orange figure closely resembling Davepetasprite.* #feet
I miss peanut guys.
I miss him.
HHH... HHHhhh... My supervisor asked me if I went for a run around thhhe block because I was breathhhing too hhhard... I accidentally lied and said I did, and now I've been invited to a running club... Do you thhhink thhhere will be any hhhighhhbloods? I don't thhhink it's worthhh going othhherwise, but if thhhere is... hhhhhh...
if any of you #girlbulge havvers wwant to test your might in a frottin match wwith the prince of all princes hmu serious inquiries only #nsfww
:33 < I miss cigpurrettes.
I miss my wife.
could you imagine if you were in love like in love love so flushed the world felt like it would crumble if you were apart from them and through unexpected circumstances you die and your matesprit is so destroyed by losing you they spend sweeps trying to perfect a perfect copy in the form of a robot or ai and time and time again it just isnt right so they kill you or at least an iteration of you over and over with their own hands as they rework code or rebuild structures to try and find the same warmth and devotion they held towards you trying to fill the void with a mechanical creation made in your image sinking deeper and deeper into their obsessive sickness missing your kiss your touch your laugh the unending desire to return you to them completely destroying them from the inside out because even this impossible goal of recreating you at least keeps you fresh enough in their mind where they can make out your face as they try to fall asleep when the work is over each day (tags: Reader/Matesprit, im not really sure, #nsfw, #violence, hurt no comfort, #rankbait, flushfic, major character death, yearning, robotics, archive rating: T)
// regrettably the art i am drawing of sara making out with someone is with someone else sorry mew mew
I would like to apologize for my previous comment. I saw "Strider" and erroneously assumed you did not mean the small, seedless oranges often referred to as "cuties." Upon rereading your post, I see that was a mistake and you did, in fact, mean the type of fruit. Carry on.
yo mama so cloud of dust that she disappeared forever
I only have two left and shit's starting to get a little weird.
:33< mew know how when mewre curled up in a sunbeam fur a few hopurrs and then mew wake up and its mewved? :33< what the furks up with that who said it could do that?!?!
Hate to break kayfabe here but with the death of Eridan during Eridan Week #eridanweek, the Age of Fire has ended. Eridan Dead, therefore, all of us.
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function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Captchaloguing that shit and running very fast in the opposite direction without looking back. As you do. #whatthefuck #whatthefuck #whatthefuck #whatthefuck #whatthefuck"; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "This #egg is seriously freaking me out."; unused_2 = "I physically cannot throw it away??? For some reason???? Like I yeet it into the void as hard as I can, and then half a second later it's right back in the sylladex."; unused_3 = "I've tried destroying it. Didn't work. Smacked it with a guitar and all that did was put a dent in the wood."; unused_4 = "It really looks exactly like a completely ordinary egg. Why am I in an SCP article all of the sudden."; unused_5 = "Help."; }
I am once again begging you all to stop admitting to crimes on my timeline. I do not have the resources to defend you all in court.
guys please stop talking about chocolate eggs. you know i can't eat those :(
being hung is all fun and games until you've broken your favourite shorts for the fifth time and now they're beyond saving and they've stopped making new ones so buying a pair second hand costs an arm, a leg and a head and trying to make a pair yourself is impossible because they used some obscure fabric you could only get from a single tree located in the middle of nowhere #nsfw
This is awful. I haven't experienced a tragedy like this since they hit the second spire.
Popcorn is a bunch of little guys who desperately want to be in your mouth but theyre hibernating cause they are native to a high temperature environment so when you microwave them they wake up very suddenly but then they get cold again which is why they want to be in your mouth so so badly because its warm in there
urrrghhh im not a person who gets upset or mad very easily! but im mad!
I~ Fear~ If~ I~ Do~ This~ Then~ I~ Will~ Soon~ Need~ A~ Better,~ Sturdier~ Skull.~ #gore~
I'm not feeling too well right now. Physically and emotionally. I think I've run this persona to the ground. Maybe a break is due.
I am going to kill the president. Not really I'm just upset at a thirteen year old on Pinterest. If you don't like people giving tips on drawing black people don't comment on them. You aren't a victim of racism you're a white person who's never experienced a hint of racism. And you should go outside more. Fuck you. #rant.
NO ONES GIVING ME A 20 BUCKS SO I'M GONNA BUST IT WIDE OPEN ON THE STREET TO GET SAID 20. YALL BROKE IM WOKE #NSFW
Aye, what's up #chitgang, on the #way to dry clean my suit for the occasion, driver done crashed the whole elongated scuttlebuggy, done got me good. Still look though! Dalleee!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33fc722a53ef.png daleee
TheY GoT Me In The BlowjoB MineS RN (NoT ReallY BuT GoD I WisH) #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I remember literally nothing from #eridanweek cycle 5. Gh. ]
We have got to get this man a green mushroom
hey
can you clean this up please ^_^”
EEVEERY AANIIMAAL OON THEE FAARM STAARTEED STAARIING AAT THEE SAAMEE COORNEER FOOR LIIKEE,, TEEN MIINUUTEES.. SAAFEE TOO SAAY THEE FAARM''S HAAUUNTEED AAGAAIIN.. IINSTEEAAD OOF FIIXIING IIT II''M GOOIING TOO TRY TOO GEET THEE GHOOSTS TOO PAAY REENT..
On god, chocolate beetles sounds real good rn.
It appears someone got a hold of my personal computer... I would not say this!
What a t3rribl3 night to hav3 3y32
I dont wanna talk about it
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my memory is very blurry 0v0”
my face wen i havnt eatn in literal hours . . . . i forgor
something tells me that was the right choice
what happened (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, hello, can anyone hear me, where am i right now, who am i, archive rating: 🍭)
:33< sorry dave didnt mean to make mew upsettie spawgettis
update do not put oil in your mout# and t#en try to lift somet#ing super #eavyyy ##elp
i'M NOT i RESPECT, yOU AND YOUR CULTURE AND, tRANS WOMEN BUT, i AM NOT, tHAT, oH MY GOD,
i DID GET HURT, sORRY, i HIT MY HEAD AND, pASSED OUT AND NOW, i DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, bUT i HAVE MANY NOTIFICATIONS,
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek #iwantcandy #gore curntly blleding out!!!!!! fuckign amazing party!!!! ]
when your home lowkirkally gives stuck because of an undertale
dont pity me
when your home lowkirkally gives stuck because of an undertale
:33 < equihiss found out what i did behind the faygo tent at #purridanw33k :33 < so meow he won't let me go 33:
gomen small horn havers
~i need so much moisturizer it’s so even funny :{ ouch
₍^. .^₎⟆ No!! Dang !t! ! meant to put my catch !n!! httpSSSs://med!a.tenor.com/Lg21sSSSskpXtU4AAAAM/cat-meme.g!f~
:33 < ok i just looked up what mimikyu is and omc??? it is cute... might be a new fave once i play pokemon x!
#iwantcandy i really do but i cant promise that ill make it in time im sort of in a bind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0080.jpeg
I don't get a Damn I Love Fishing shirt? But I really love fishing Sad #fishingfriday
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function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "The site says I've been out for 6 days. I can believe it."; unused_2 = "I return in full health (qualified to the nature of my existence of course) and now I'm really itching to play something."; unused_3 = "Slight problem though in that all I have access to right now is a severely out-of-tune acoustic, which is a dead end because my relative pitch has been shot for a while now."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Ough. Feeling like shit on this fine morning."; unused_2 = "Is it even morning? There's no sense of the passage of time down here. The dash seems to think it's morning though so I'll roll with that."; unused_3 = "Love being dubiously-corporeal, highly recommend it, UNTIL 👆 you have a problem that you could normally solve with meds, but meds do nothing to you, on account of the dubious corporeality status."; }
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*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
:33 < ((I already AM. I peaked at jerma dying.
:33< yeah but even meowre retired and gr33n
Actually No I Cant Grapple With This Right Now I Need To Try And Become Unconscious As Rapidly As Possible So Goodbye
God so JELLY
Don't worry. ║t'll be as good as new by moonl;ght.
might havve if some dirtsniffin loser didnt BLOWW IT ALL UP
Might be both Mewmew hope it gets better
... At least you are being respectful.
fOR MY OWN dIGITAL sANITY I WILL BE BLOCKING ANYONE WHO IS OVERLY RUDE TO ME OR MY GUESTS. cAN'T HAVE ANOTHER ePISODE 8 ! #bLOCKINGoUTtHEhATERS 🎩 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩 ¬◼️◼️ 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
I hearby announce that Sgrub is officially a 'Soulslike'. I had to break my quirk for this. This is painful.
Human Music Isn’t As Bad As I Thought It Would Be…i Like Creed
▲crazy that I've messed up my sleep schedule so bad it's like I'm in a different timezone from the rest of the cloister▼ ▲guess I'll have to fix that eventually▼ ▼or not▲
the inherent eroticism of devouring your matesprits guts shortly after he passes, , , #gore #nsfwe #notinaromanticway
concept: painal (tags: i would have written more but i started getting dizzy from blood loss, #nsfw, waste chute content anyone im clattering my mug across the steel bars of my enclosure, #rankworks, archive rating: E)
Bruh if TrollTok dont 2top fr33zing on m3 im gonna fr3ak th3 fuck out
~maybe if my rumble spheres vvere bigger he’d feel the same </3 #vagueposting
// Fuck scaring the hoes, the hoes are scaring Fozzer!
hon3stly i'd b3 in my f3mdom phas3 if i didn't lik3 hunks so much, smh my good tast3 k33ps scr3wing m3 #nsfw
i wwill make you scream i wwill make you squirt #lyrics #nsfww #trolljohnnycash
I've never been so betrayed in my life. Years of suffering through endless breadsticks. Countless dinners of subpar pasta and lukewarm soup. I have put in the hours, the effort, the sacrifice. And what did it amount to? Was I special for my suffering? Even that does not set me apart, for I am just one victim amongst many. One lamb in the feast. #DaveWentToOliveGarden #WithSomeoneElse #Betrayed
3v3rything f33l2 2o gro22 right now 3ugh Gym tim3 #gain2 #ri23ngrind #l3t2g3tit
√(This happened to my buddy @skittishProphet 😔)²
Come on, he's just injured. Can't a guy just bring a neww pal hivve to share his medicalizer anymore??
i shouldve seen this coming
Godnight
Im laydow
I hope next time they kill me (Kill me) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
#NotOkEither (Uh) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
:33 < update: i flashed the band my kitty titties and equihiss dropped me.... 33:#nsfw #eridanw33k
Wi2h I kn3w lit3rally anyon3 h3r3 or had brought 2om3 booz3 fml #2ub2tanc3 #3ridanw3ak #MCQrock22tillthough
im rating. that applebee 3 out of 5 stars the food was good but they made me wait almost an hour 4 my dessert bc they forgot abt it >:( #food
FUCK im alr3ady h3r3 dud3 I cant ju2t turn around and l3av3
this is so unprofessional mr president
Still no door. A shame, really.
oh chittr... how i wanted tew chit 2day, but da horrors.
*Fails to Parry with Rapier, disconnects from lobby.*
*Respawns and does it again to try and get souls back.*
It is the first of the thing of fool day. If could also be the first of you giving me a dollar. Now.
I am not pregnant. That is not biologically possible.
Well let’s not get too excited…
Why is Franklin Trollsevelt in my mentions right now. Who let him out of containment.
No, but more power to anyone who does. Tall dark and handsome over here.
I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
▼remembering the time i platonically kicked someone in the bulge at a party and they thanked me▲ ▼I should have culled myself on the spot▲ #nsfw
Keeping things real and truly normal gang ha ha! #aprilnormalday
(OOC) dude that's what my cat gif was idk why some links work and others don't xp
No. You Vill Be Forced At Gunpoint To Gamble If You Try This.
To Celebrate A Nev Month, Ve Here At The Black Diamond Casino Are Offering To Double Your First Deposit. Up To One Thousand Caegars. Terms And Conditions Apply
<3-It's-going-to-be.-SO-fucked-up-when-there-is.
gettin p sleepy ugh :/
:33< i am simply having a normal one :) :33< happy april normal day maddie! :33< #aprilnormalday
:33< you should all make investments and start your 401k :33< #aprilnormalday
You are a regular guy. You can enter a space. You are a regular guy. You can enter a room. You are a regular guy. You can do that transaction. You are a regular guy. You know how to answer the phone. You are a regular guy. You know what sleep is. You are a regular guy. You know how to wake up. You are a regular guy. You know how to move through space. You are a regular guy. You know what it means to be you.
man my palmhu2k i2 gonna di3 fuck my big chungu2 lif3
DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS I WAS UNABLE TO MAKE #ERIDANWEEK DAY 2. I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT (THOUGH WOEFULLY LESS SO WITHOUT MY PRESENCE) TIME! AND I ALSO HOPE IT WASN'T AS... CHAOTIC, AS YESTERDAY. SURELY NOTHING AS BAD AS THAT COULD HAVE OCCURRED.
concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, #rankworks, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)
fuck my fucking big chungu2 lif3 dud3 trollbama i2 d3ad who th3 fuck am i gonna vot3 for that guy wa2 th3r3 for m3 wh3n nobody 3l23 wa2 and now h32 d3ad oh god
i thought he was normal & nice.... n i just rly loved how hed dance n laugh twistin around.... all grinning n sexy n short.... :'( #IGotMyHeartBroken @ #EridanWeek
im like genuinely devastated & stuff #eridanweek
No I am just allergic.
To my constituents: Thank you all for being patient. I can’t finish the upcoming bill because there is a bee in the Oval Office.
I hate that we live in a time period where "Gruesome goon" could have more than one meaning. #nsfw
jermas fucking dead the world is over
<!-- I have a knife lodged in my shoulder and just found out Troll Jerma died I really should have stayed home!! #eridanweek -->
fuck this. knife throwing nasty bitch. im gonna fuckher right up #eridanweek
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! TROLL JERMA985 (JEREMY ELBERT) FOUND DEAD WITH HANDWICH IN HAND AT #eridanw33k!!! Stay safe out there, https://i.imgur.com/yoKUQWC.png
> If you have more than one tooth you say teeth and if you have more than one foot you say feet so why are they not called beeb <
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
Aw snap. The economy's in shambles
i am not takin any responsibility wwhatsoevver for wwhat happens to you if you imbibe random slop #psa #eridanwweek
fucked up that taking tr0ll xanax at #eridanweek just s00thed my anxiety instead 0f getting me high. i can't have shit. #substance
[|||] rest in peace pjackk,,, you will be missed,,,
un4TTunaTTely TThii2 ii2 TThe only one ii have on hand TThaTT2 "2omewhaTT" "decenTT" hTTTTp2://f2.TToyhou.2e/fiile/f2-TToyhou-2e/iimage2/117534406_61LiihvKGLEcbCYQ.png
im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass
~oh my god i’m so glad troll bruno mars is okay #relieved
I'm scared of her (Wwhoa, -oa, noooo) The jade baddie in the skirt (It's an ancestral memory) #EridanWweek
I didn't want to get my clothes wet this time.
BAD NEWS trans paternal/maternal/etc figures can not exist today since today is Trans Day Of Visibility they can no longer "Trans Parent" #badJokesBySara #transdayofvisibility
i purrobably will have to get someone to help me!! >XO
i think i partially broke my tail #tailhaversmoment
agghhhhhhh I accidentally closed the door on my taaaaiillllllll aaghhhh >XC im in sooooo much painnnnnn
◩◩◩took them when you weren't lookIng◪◪◪
why does he have to be at the top of my feed every time i look....
JU$T FOUND OUT ABOUT THI$ HUMAN INVENTION "NIPPLE$". $HITDAMN THEY $OUND $O COOL, I WI$H WE HAD THEM. I WANNA GET THE PIERCING$.
bruno..... </3 https://youtu.be/KQVOb1b7iOc
now i have to worry about that too omg #eridanweek
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 rankmai𝅗𝅥 n𝅝 ♫ y𝅝u𝄒re not ♫ su𝆏𝆏ose𝅗𝅥 t𝅝 eat 𓆏 the cigarettes at 𓆏 least have a 𝄬reakfast 𝄬agel or something 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
:33< yeah i nefur learned how to read :33< yeah sorry i just got really good at guessing
(^･ω･^) < I WANT MY LAWYER!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ He dived in front of those bullets to save Eridan, he went out in style at least. ]
<3-The-thing-about-my-matesprit-is-that-she-is-fucking-terrifying-and-I-wouldn't-ever-dream-of-telling-her-no-(I-love-her-dearly-Adrede-don't-kill-me-for-this-post)
this is a wild post
Hello. This is Green Markiplier's social media manager. Following the recent incident, we have elected to have a professional create a missing poster for ease of getting the word out quickly and efficiently. Please feel free to spread this poster and contact us at this page if you have any information on Green Markiplier's whereabouts. https://i.imgur.com/XLXLXXf.png
dis is reasonable i didnt evn kno dere wuz a green mark???
:33 < no someone did and he decided to be my hero... and catch it fur me... #rip
:33 < ok but troll bruno mars did not deserve it :(( :(( < he caught a grrenade fur me!!
:33 < i fell asl33p and missed #eridanw33k but ill purrobably come fur the 2nd day!
<3-They're-burying-me-alive-tomorrow-you-know?
:33 < i saw he fucking died!!! :'((
fuck no get yOUr own, AssholE
I'd catch a grenade for ya (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I suppose Troll Bruno Mars finally caught that grenade after all.
rest in peace, troll Bruno Mars...
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 I would never ♪ 𝄬e a𝄬le t𝅝 han𝅗𝅥le the ♪ stresses ♫ 𝅝f ♫ president I c𝅝uld never 𝄬e @bara𝄴kOba𝆐a 𝄰n𝅝thingButRes𝆏ectFor𝓂y𝒫resident 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
X Troll Bruno Mars x
troll bruno mars
WAIT WHO GOT KILLED AT ERIDANWEEK??? #ERIDANWEEK
BRUNOOOOOO #Rip #Mourning
How do I delete posts time sensitive.
￣\ I would be inconsolable /￣
none of you would be this sad if it was troll bbno$ and it shows
The fuck did I miss?
(Uh) I just said six or eight or nine, -ine, times, babyyy, I am your descendant (Yeah) (Eridan!)
BRUNO MARS IS DEAAAAAAD #eridanweek #came
can someone come pick me up im kinda scared rn #eridanweek
I am once again in mourning.
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
are you ♯on my ♯property
nobdy respeks da clown music nymor :/ #eridanweek
I don't think you can sink it's only this big. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488343266553499728/iu_.png?ex=69cc6f2e&is=69cb1dae&hm=7ddfd67c2d38f3e66823370a5cb183df2f5e3ca477cb893e40c5e14de7f9a393&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=549
< ){ hatchmate started blaring really loud music out of nowhere... #stuckintheceiling }( >
<3-#vagueposting #nsfw Yeah.
<3-Matesprit-got-me-a-cage.-Unsure-how-to-feel-about-this.-#nsfw
Why cant a girl just go do hotgirl shit sometimes. Its always no vriska you cant do that. Vriska im calling the cops on you. Vriska youre going to jail. And never you go girl. Honestly ashamed in the lack of support from everyone
<3-What-do-you-mean-you'll-"fredo"-what-does-that-mean?
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 I 𝆑ucking hate Trollive ♪ Gar𝅗𝅥en…𝄼 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 𝆏lease its urge𝆐t 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 𝄴hittr hel𝒫 h𝅝w do i ♪ delete a 𝄴hitt ♫ i𝑓 s𝅝me𝄬𝅝dy𝄒s ♪ already seen it and 𝒫ity rea𝄴te𝅗𝅥 t𝅝 𓆏 it an𝅗𝅥 replied to 𓆏 it ♪ an𝅗𝅥 is also currently 𓆏 trying to 𓆏 thr𝅝ttle me 𝑓or 𝄱vague𝆏𝅝sting a𝄬𝅝ut 𓆏 the𝓂 when they𝄒re ♫ in ♫ the sa𝆐e ♫ r𝅝𝅝𝆐 ♫ as me 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
UNFORTNATE MY OWN COMMENT ABOUT PUTTING MY FINGERS DOWN MY THROAT TO MY UVULA IS MAKING ME THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT, AND THAT WAS IMMENSELY HOTTER JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST. #NSFW
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 WHAT DO YOU ♪ MEAN YOU’RE ON HERE TOO,𝄾 𓆏 WHT THEFUCK 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Taking 𓆏 my lusus 𝅝ut t𝅝 Trollive Garden for a relaxing ♪ dinner and ♪ o𝑓 c𝅝urse ♪ 𝆐y 𝄴ha𝅝ti𝄴 ♫ sister has 𓆏 to tag along 🙄 I just ho𝆏e ♫ she 𝅗𝅥oesn’t get drunk o𝆑𝑓 one ♫ 𝅗𝅥rink,𝄾 like last ti𝓂e… 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
:33 < ur not wroooong but this cave has like no ventilation! :33 < im already letting it all hang out too :33 < #nsfw ish
:33 < i wish!!!! :33 < that'd be like, a dream come true >:33
:33 < ughhhhhh who else is suffuring in this heatwave #earthc
Fat Little Child Taken Care Of. Now Me And My Lovely Can Enjoy The Rest Of The Day.
J⟡J⟡--> ⚓︎h♡nk y⟡u! I h⟡pe he likes me b♡ck! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
J⟡J⟡--> ⚓︎h♡nk's f⟡r ⚓︎he ♡dvice I'll ⚓︎ry i⚓︎! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
J⟡J⟡--> ♡ny ♡dvice f⟡r hun⚓︎ing d⟡wn ♡ kuller wi⚓︎h y⟡ur d♡nces⚓︎⟡r??? ♡nd ♡ls⟡ c⟡nfessing y⟡ur l⟡ve ⚓︎⟡ y⟡ur m⟡ir♡il...? <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
I Just Can't Stand Trolls Who Can't Stay In Their Lane.
J⟡J⟡--> M♡ybe! h⟡pe y⟡u s⟡ber up ♡nd m♡n♡ge ⚓︎⟡ figure i⚓︎ ⟡u⚓︎! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
J⟡J⟡--> ⟡f c⟡urse Bbn⟡$ di♡m⟡nds ♡re f⟡rever w♡s s⟡ g⟡⟡d! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
J⟡J⟡--> Guys... I ⚓︎hink ⚓︎here's ♡ murderer in M⟡r⚓︎erni⟡h... <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
Old Matesprit Didn't Work Out.. I Think It's Time For A New One.
:33< mew are just mad beclaws mew are angry
🦖what no im talking about that furry FREAK drinking my floor milk!!!!
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, #rankworks, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
why do people keep watching this. hiss. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/92144236_MLCUR1IT143C688.jpg
🦖Dude this cat is pissing me off she keeps stealing my milk!!
~ 11 fuck11ng h44t33 troll-b11b11nosᅠᅠXoXo
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "No matter how much my life sucks, I can at least take comfort in the fact that it's completely unscripted."; unused_2 = "I checked, and I am not mentioned in prophecy once. I'd appreciate if I could stay that way."; unused_3 = "Regardless of the alterations made by, shall we say, *certain individuals*. #vague"; }
X You sound like one of the patrons at my clubs so yes x
I LIKE CATGIRLS.