♦ pitied by @prospitianMonarch
We've planted more flowers today in the Can Town Memorial Park! Remember, doing what you can to try and make your home and/or town more beautiful is always worth the effort!
whatcha want in it? i feel like you'd appreciate fresh fruit. and also lots and lots and lots of nice meat.
i really should bring you that picnic.
I'm almost scared to ask.
You should all have a good night! Sleep Tight! Or wake up! Some of you are from very far away it seems!
AND YOU ARE KIND AND TRUE AND JUST!
IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’LL PASS.
SOMETHING MY SON SAID.
I would suggest not doing that. Perhaps just go on more dates with him.
…I HAVEN’T THOUGHT ABOUT. CALAMITY. IN A WHILE NOW. … DO I EVEN HATE HER ANYMORE…
WELL. WORKS OUT, THEN, SINCE YOU’RE CUTE MOST OF THE TIME.
I CAN SEE WHY YA’D FEEL THAT. COMES AND GOES LIKE A GODDAMN HEARTS ATTACK, HONESTLY.
Good evening, chittr. I am resisting the temptation to take sandpaper to my old shell so it will go away faster.
i'm sorry, i'm sure you'll get to return shortly!
well the one i know has kids now, but i miss you chasing him. is that anything?
…I CAN SYMPATHIZE.
YEAH, SOME CHERUBS FOLLOW THEIR INSTINCTS AROUND ALL THE PATTERNS AND SHIT IN REALITY TO STUDY AND MAKE THINGS LIKE THIS. I KINDA NEVER REALLY CARED THOUGH.
LINKS TO A UNIVERSE EITHER BEFORE THIS ONE OR AFTER. I’M NOT ACTUALLY SURE WHICH YET, I KNOW THE GENERAL CONCEPT BUT I NEVER TRIED TO HAVE ONE MADE MYSELF. I JUST FOUND THIS ONE BROKEN DOWN A WHILE BACK.
He's Cherub naked.
i mean any attempt to convince someone to do something is a manipulation if you wanna take that route? if it cannot wait, then go for it.
i'm trying to give you a nice meal! more energy to chase with!
i made sandwiches. and have summer sausage, and chips, and dips, and a nice salad- ooh! and good bread.
well yeah but what if i wanted to be silly around you huh? what if i was silly and made you stop for a picnic so you had something nice to eat?
no time for silly? walks away sadly, stopping to look over my shoulder, before continuing to do so.
I don't know if any of my toxic traits could be considered silly.
Out on a nice quiet hill, enjoying the stars and the moon. The grass is slowly turning dewy. Such a nice breeze. Sometimes I admit, I miss flying.
This is why you're going to fumble PM hard, btw.
CALDERUS DELETE THIS AFTER YOU TYPE IT YOU RED BLOODED MORON DON’T LET MUSCLE INSTINCT TAKE OVER. I GOT SO FUCKING SOFT. SO FAST. JUST FROM…TALKING TO PEOPLE. LIKE THEY WERE PEOPLE, ON MY LEVEL. WHICH I GUESS THEY ARE? ONE NIGHT MAKING A SLOSHED FUCKING FOOL OF MYSELF, AND I AGREE TO…CHANGE? …I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD. I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO! I’M THE RED HALF. I’M THE PART THAT’S RAW RAGE, AND FURY, AND UMBRAGE. AND I’VE BEEN LIKE THAT FOR SO, SO LONG. EVER SINCE I WAS STUCK ON THAT SHITHOLE OF A BIRTH PLANET, FENDING FOR MYSELF, EVER SINCE CALYPSOS *BETRAYED* ME. THAT…THAT WAS THE MOMENT I REMEMBER I LEARNED THE SCORE. WHEN I LEARNED I COULDN’T BE ANYTHING ELSE THAN I AM, AND THAT THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE WAS TO EITHER CRUSH IT UNDER HEEL OR CRUSH IT INTO PIECES. AND I DID, OH GOD I DID. FOR SO LONG. DESTROYING ANY THREATS I FOUND AND ANY FILTH THAT COULD BECOME THREATS, BURSTING PLANETS APART, ENDING CIVILIZATIONS…AND I WAS OKAY WITH IT. BECAUSE THAT WAS WHAT I WAS. THEN I COME HERE. AND I…TALK TO PEOPLE. AND SEE SO MANY VERSIONS OF MY DAUGHTER, ONE WHO EVEN IS *HUMAN MARRIED*? AND MY SONS. GOD, MY FUCKING IDIOTS SONS. THEIR RAGE IS SO…MEANINGLESS. IT STINKS OF CODDLING AND PRIVILEGE. WHAT THE HELL DO *THEY* HAVE TO BE ANGRY AT? WHAT KIND OF FUCKIN’ SCARS DO THEY GOT ON *THEIR* BACKS? AND THEN I FALL IN LOVE. I…I DON’T KNOW HOW. I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S POSSIBLE, THAT I *CAN*. BUT THERE SHE IS. BEAUTIFUL, DETERMINED, KHER HATRED OF EVIL DIVINE, PROOF THAT SHE’S SOMETHING GOOD AND… AND I AM UNWORTHY. OH MY GOD. I REGRET WHAT I’VE DONE. I FEEL GUILT FOR WHO I AM. WHO I…WAS? WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO *DO* ABOUT THAT?!?! HOW IS THAT *FAIR*?! HOW THE HELL CAN I MOVE FORWARD AND KEEP KEEPING ON?! HOW DO I MAKE UP FOR…**EVERYTHING**?! YEARS AND YEARS OF HATE AND RAGE AND DEATH?!!?!! HOW!? HOW?! …I AM. DISGUSTING.
OKAY TIME TO MENTALLY DEBATE HOW MUCH MORE STUPID COULD I BE HIGH VERSUS DRUNK IN TERMS OF POSTING.
SAYSUSSKSISWOSOZOSOSOSOZOZDO FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF.
Miserable cur. Unwelcome amidst my Deck.
HM…NEW FEELINGS, AGAIN, EUGH.
its okay PM, youre doing a good job!!
I'm happy to listen if you need to. But I understand that might be worse than keeping it to yourself.
( *´・ω)/(；д； )
UH. RIGHT. I WILL SOON, PROMISE.
OF COURSE I FUCKED THAT UP.
i get distracted alot too i dont think theres anything wrong it could just be the barkbeast upbringing in me or something maybe you have something similar i dunno
ER, VARIOUS VERSIONS OF MY DAUGHTER AND SON, AND AT LEAST ONE GRANDDAUGHTER. THAT'S ABOUT IT.
PLEASE DON’T THINK LESS OF ME FOR ALL OF THIS.
WHATEVER THE FUCK GOTHDAY IS, SINCE I DON’T WEAR CLOTHES I DON’T THINK I’M PARTICIPATING.
CHOOSING NOT TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK MOIRAIL STUFF IS. I’VE GOT ENOUGH ISSUES DEALING WITH TWO FORMS OF ROMANCE NOW.
QUESTION IS THERE ANYONES SPINE I CAN BREAK HERE I THINK I AM HAVING A RUSH
I HEAR A FAINT VOICE. I NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE BUT I KNOW IT WAS HERS. CALYPSOS’. I THINK SHE’S LAUGHING.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Awww :(꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! am horny but ! am alsSso cur!ousss, do tell꠹
PART OF ME FEELS LIKE I’VE LOST…MOST OF THE REASON I WAS TRYING TO FIX THIS STUPID PORTAL. …EH. MIGHT AS WELL TINKER WITH IT TO KILL TIME ANYWAYS.
! WELL. I’M GLAD TO HEAR THAT? I MEAN. IT’S TRUE.
YEAH. I DON’T THINK THERE’S LITERALLY ANY WAY FOR ME TO ARGUE AGAINST THAT.
EUGH. CAN’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD. SO MANY CONFUSING FEELINGS.
Another courier has had to leave work for family reasons. My route is now much longer than normal.
IT TOOK UNTIL RIGHT NOW FOR THAT HANGOVER TO FULLY SUBSIDE, SWEET FUCK.
OH. UH. THANKS. THAT MEANS A LOT FROM YOU.
MIGHT AS WELL MAKE ONE MORE DUMB DECISION WHILE I’M NURSING THIS HANGOVER.. ER. I DON’T THINK YOU’RE A BAD PERSON. YOU SEEM LIKE ONE OF THE FEW WHO I BELIEVE REALLY WANTS TO BE A GOOD ONE.
oh... well, bad dog can become good dog!
mail lady good dog though.... do good thing!
Okay, if you say so. Because if it's worrisome I will worry.
I’M NDOT POWERFUL ERANY MORE. M JUST A EASTE. A PIEACE IF GFRABAGE. PROBBLY HAVE BEEN ALWAYS BUT. I WAS SAYINF. YOU’RE PRETTY.
good girl :) love you
pat pat youre a pretty puppy so try to take care of yourself ok??
HEA DFUFZYY. THOFUGHTS NOT COMING IN WELL. GOOD.
BIG MOIUTH
I NEED TO INTOXICATE MYSELF. #SUBSTANCE
AAAAAAAAAAA
HEH, RIGHT, UM. OH LOOK, GOTTA GO.
I DON’T KNOW, IT JUST SEEMED LIKE A REASONABLE- WAIT WHAT WAS THAT SECOND THING YOU SAID
thats a forum signature! we on earth used that for forums to give our posts a little extra pizazz... theyre a great way to express yourself!
⚘ know just as l⚘ttle as you do
I GET THAT. GOOD THING I CAN’T HAVE THEM. DEFINITELY. HAHAHA DEFINITELY.
PROBABLY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!
JUST THINKING OUT LOUD.
I AM GLAD WE’VE ALL AGREED TO NOT THINK ABOUT OR WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING I’VE SAID THESE PAST FEW DAYS.
YOU TWO WERE NOT FUCKING INVITED TO THAT POST.
AM I A JOKE TO YOU PEOPLE. AM I A JESTER. WHY AM I EVEN ASKING, THE ANSWER IS YES ISN’T IT?
OH. SHE HAS A PROFILE PICTURE NOW.
YOU LOOK…BEAUTIFUL.
GOOD. UH. GOOD LUCK?
“CONQUER AND DESTROY EVERYTHING BEFORE IT CAN CONQUER AND DESTROY YOU.” THAT’S THE LAW. THAT’S THE TRUTH. HM.
TO ALL THE OTHER KINDS OF HATERS WHO DIDN’T BELIEVE IN ME, A HEARTY >tumut<.
INSTEAD OF TRYING TO DECIPHER THESE. COMPLICATED FEELINGS. I AM GOING TO INSTEAD GO TO SLEEP.
ok i should really get to bed now!
THIS ISN’T ABOUT ANYONE. ON THE TIMELINE. RIGHT.
DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE.
8=8 > BARK
NOT AT ALL. HATE IS BEAUTY. HATE IS THE ROAR OF DEFIANCE TOWARDS A UNIVERSE THAT WANTS YOU DEAD, AND YOUR REFUSAL TO LET IT TAKE YOU.
YOU MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE PERSON HERE SO FAR, DOLL. YOU GET IT.
bark....... it is really frustrating having my whole headspace change every couple of hours.... does anybody else deal with this? woof?
I can only hope, ma'am. I feel like there are many more technically qualified individuals but. I hope to honor the memory of our former mayor by carrying the Light of Democracy forward.
For what he did, I know.
Things change. But we cannot know this alternate of ours.
poor mail lady doggy!! :( when im pissed off i usually... ...well i guess thats not really an option for either of us anymore
I will continue to do my best not to conflate your chase of your Jack with what I keep taking as threats to the one that HAS changed and WOULD cause a perpetuating of that cycle. Go stab to your heart's content.
Im so proud
i feel like im losing my mind.... :( im gonna go for a walk :/
it woulld not be YOUR home, but there are prospits out there waiting for you shoulld you ever want to return to somewhere familliar.
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I have time for one more. Before the party. Like or Pity to post it. Hate or Mediate to say you don't want it, knowing I'm going to do it anyway.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/394e5f495de8.png #notgay
that was a nice nap! i had some very weird dreams but i dont remember them
plus maybe ill get less people responding all shocked when i do or say something awful hehe
its just to distinguish from the other jades dont worry nice mail lady!!
ok i changed my display name to avoid confusion!
I admire the devotion to your desired end. Just don't... lose yourself in it, or it will ring hollow when you achieve it. I will probably poke you about it a little bit more, because I do have my concerns, but... good luck, in all things.
It is important to have some fun and take care of yourself in between mercilessly hunting for vengeance, or you will become only vengeance, which is... the death of everything else you are, which is being killed by the object of your ire.
Awoo
I know you won't, but I hope you will not blame a guy for trying
Now Playing - Gloomy Sunday, Billie Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUCyjDOlnPU
Ugh. Diamonds Droog. Or whatever.
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That would explain the smell of burning coming from the light green kitchen...
I was talking to somebody and as she faded out of existence she said "Diamonds Droog". Maybe I have taken this a bit far.
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>> you're do¡ng great Monarch a1ડo now ¡'m ¡mag¡n¡ng you chaડ¡ng your ta¡1, ¡ can't 1¡e