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πβ¨πCHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CLOCKING IN to RISE + GRINDππβ¨ π«Άrise and GRIND bestie another day another DOZEN zeroes to add to the net worth π«Ά π°π₯ βοΈ MORNING MANIFESTO βοΈ i don't say "good morning" i say "good MONEY"!! every sunrise is just nature's way of opening a new MARKET!! and you are SO worth π π πΌ PRE-MARKET MOVES πΌ already filed 4 shell corporations and downed an idc-amel macchiato #sononchalant BEFORE my skincare routine!! my pores are CLEARED and my liabilities are NULL!!! π β¨ πΎ CUJOJITO STATUS πΎ even my barkbeast is doing his morning affirmations!! he said ARRGHHRARRGHGHHGHFFHFHHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFH ARF ARF ARF AR F AR F ARF ARF ARF which translates to "CUSTOMER SATISFACTION" in executive speak!! ππ π«΅QUESTION FOR THE FEEDπ«΅ what's your morning hustle ritual?? or are you still letting the MOONs dictate your schedule?? πββ‘οΈβοΈβ remember: the early bird gets the MERGER!! π¦πΌ #Ministrangling #MorningGrind #GoldBloodRising #SigmaSunrise #ChairministranglerHours #CujojitoSaidGoodMorning #BestieGetUp π’β¨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
π«Ά flaske flaske a hundred lines before your first backslash @dynamicFlowfields π«Ά π£π’ππwhen was the last time you got something truly special truly lovely truly youly you??? you work and you work and you work and you tirelessly work over this chittr dot ing place so goshdamn hard it makes me want to tear all my pretty young moisturized and conditioner pampered ππππ ππππ hair out!!!! but not really because scalp treatments are so fucking pricy im really better off just screaming πππ£π¨ π₯Ίππ but thats why to commemorate the heaps upon heaps upon sweeps upon sweeps of our friendship in the making πππ π€i made this JUST for you! today π€ π€WOULD be our anniversaryπ€ π€ if we had actually in fact met many sweeps ago somehow some wayπ€ βπ rock on bestie and enjoy your hard earned badgeπβ #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #AnniversaWE #Commemorating0Sweeps #TheBigGooseEggHatched #ZilchNeverFeltSoFulfilling #ZeroedOutZeroes #BinaryButWeHaveNotHitAOneYet #MyFieldsAreFlowing #ButWithTears #AndSniffles #DynamicallyAlternating #BetweenBoth π‘β¨ CHARMS is BUSY BEING CHARMED BY FLASKE.
π«Ά QUICK QUESTION? π«Ά π π«π―βyou ever seen one of these ELITE PREMIUM LUXURY ULTRA CLASS ππππ ππππ COLOR badges? of course you have!!! everyone who is SOMEONE at least KNOWS someone with one of these bad bitch badges that spin an twirl all fancyβ π―π« π₯Ίππ those are a ROEWZI CHARMS original...furnished generously for @caliBorn by my many capable hands πππ π€you are SO welcome btw and hopefully? some day? someone YOU know will ask me to make one for YOU!!!π€ #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #YouCannotDenyABoss #BeenHere #DoingThat π’ CHARMS is LIE AND SPRAWLED BACK ON THEIR SIDE.
π asking me works actually π πβοΈ got something in mind cutie? πβοΈ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABossJustAskABoss #AskABossAnything π’ CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
πokey dokey grab and choke meπ π your BRAND SPANKING NEW BADGE has been delivered courtesy of @imJunior delivery services and shipment co π π i just make the badges i cant do last mile delivery its ASS on the jointsπ πππyou are now the proud new owner of the 1/1 π/π ππππππππππππππ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #GOLDENSNOUT #πππππππππππ #ππππ ππππ #CharmsCharitableActs #CharmingIsntIt #CuteGoldLittleThang π’ CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
πOF MY FACE? ON ITπ π my likeness is a little on the pricier side just fyi π π«΅ but JUST FOR YOU the DISCOUNTED RATE of 4.9 MILLION +10% ppfc fee +35 Caegar arrested development tax + a modest nominal publicity fee + 45 caegar speaking fee + friend tax + surcharge for irregular materials sourcing + parts and labor + not including tip and/or gratuity (not the same thing) π«΅ π can be waved and ignored completely in favor of like...a compliment β¨ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #ππππ ππππ #ButSeriously #IsGoldOK #ImakeThingsInGold #ItsMyColor #ICanTryButNoPromises π’ CHARMS is AMAZED AT YOUR πEXPENSIVE TASTEπ.
πβ¨πCHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN ππβ¨ π«Άjust dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocketπ«Ά π€π₯ πΌ EXECUTIVE POSITIONING πΌ Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) ππ° i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters π£β¨ π«΅ have YOU got a business idea? π«΅ pitch it to me! π«΅ let's MERGE! π«΅ π€ BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX π€ π«΅ BYOB (be your own boss)π«΅ π caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! β¨ π hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) π π experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) πβ¬οΈ π·οΈ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES π·οΈ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charmsβ’ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch π these π hands π) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) πΌ | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is ππππ ππππ) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! πβ¨ πΎ BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION πΎ meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! β¨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU π«΅ YOU π«΅ YOU ARE π«΅ GOOD PUBBYYYYYY π«΅ MY CHIHAAHAA!!! π«΅ ππ MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! π ). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!πβ¨ π HEADQUARTERS LOCATION π Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans ποΈβ¨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! ππ« (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!π€π) π‘ ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY π‘ they call it "stealing" i call it β¨PARALLEL ECONOMICSβ¨ they say "diploma mill" i say β¨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALINGβ¨ they claim "no liquidity" i say β¨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATIONβ¨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm β¨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESSβ¨ "forgery"? that's just β¨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATIONβ¨ "fraud"? i'm simply β¨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLYβ¨ π NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE π running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these ππππ deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just β¨DECENTRALIZINGβ¨ for the grind!! π‘π» π’ EXECUTIVE CODES π’ ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! π) β¨πβ‘ THE BOTTOM LINE β‘πβ¨ π€π i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! π€π #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed β¨ππ π’β¨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
π OMG STOP NO KONGAR YOU ARE THE CUTEST π π«΅ YOU CAN CALL ME SIR πany timeπ i just wanna curl up ur cutie patootie hair swirly and go OO OO AAπ«΅ π«΅ cute boy to cute boy communicado π«΅ i want to be all up in ur monkey business you do mutual follows? i do mutual follows. you should mutual follow me π«΅ πππ like just saying monkey king πππ π id love to swing with you vine or no vineπ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #TopBanana #OrWhat π‘π CHARMS is ENGAGING IN MONKEY BUSINESS.
π«Ά ohhhh bestie bestie BESTIE π«Άπ UNF i'm getting some goddamn VISIONARY VIBES from this sales pitch!!! and WHAT A PARK CLEARING PITCH!!!!!! π―π« π₯ THE BOARD HAS REVIEWED YOUR PROPOSAL and finds it : HOT SHIT π₯ π§π« joining the STREAM?? i inVENTED going with the flowπ thats LIQUIDITY PUSSY BABEY!!!!!! π¦π° and i am ALWAYS liquid. schlurp! my assets flow like the waterfalls of golden light i bathe in every morning (imported from the ocean of my competitors' continually shed fucking tears) ποΈπ€ π RE: THE BUG PROPOSITION π you want these prongs CURVING?? pinch pinch? snip snip?π¦ reaching into the EVER EXPANDING HORIZON?? bestie my prongs have ALREADY claimed the dawn!!! just this morning. patent pending but at least twelve proposals already cleared his honorable tyranny's slobbery ass jaws βοΈπ i trademarked sunrise AT SWEEP 8 OF BEING ALIVE!!! π β¨ you want some FRANCHISE WITH THAT?!!! π₯πΌ πΌ COUNTER-OFFER πΌ β πSOπβ i see POTENTIAL here!! π add me! DM me! like my posts! #LikeABoss! pity my posts! #PityABoss! idfc comment or whatever ππ but i will save you from melting down the drain alone whatever it takes load difficulty gap breachedπ½β¨ πim not melting. not now not ever. these features are too cute to downsize. i would rather BE the TSUNAMI that buys out the beachfront property BEFORE it hits!!! you going with the flow im stirring? ποΈπ° π«΅ THE YUGLER π«΅ (respectfully alsoooo gender-ambiguous, love that for you, brand is brand!!! bland or otherwise) you have FLAVOR!! πβ¨ but you're pitching COLLABORATION when you should be pitching ACQUISITION!! πβ¬οΈ π‘ NEXT STEPS - DM DOMINATION π‘ send your coordinates (not for doxxing!! just for NETWORKING!! π€π) to my IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO secure line!! π β¨ cujojito barbisito barkbeastito π needs to sniff your vibes anyway!! security protocol!! πβοΈ stay COOL!βοΈπ #GoldBloodGrindset #MoggingOnSillyDexes #ThinkBigger #SylladexMaxxing #β¨ππ π’ CHARMS is online.