@resplendentCandour — #substance
⧃ #substance to start. I remember my favorite party game back in advanced schoolfeeding was called Empress' Chalice. We would gather in a circle around a table with eight cups, one a chalice, and pour a random persons drink into random cups until the only one left was the chalice - which would have every persons drink poured into it, thus making it the Empress' Chalice. The goal would be to have two cups out, opposite ends of the table, and attempt to bounce the ball into your cup so you could pass it to the next person. If you were so slow with it that the other cup came all the way around to you, ...Read more
⧃ I am enjoying this bar. Wise suggestion from my employee. #substance
⧃ Hitting the town now. Strangely enough an employee invited me out to what he called a 'Western Bar' specifically, so I am excited to see what that is all about. #substance
⧃ Hello, all. I have to say my least favorite part of my infrequent club nights ( #substance implied, of course ) is waking up the next night to discover I did not even leave my limousine when it parked at my hive. I fell asleep right here on the seat and my unfortunate driver must have had to walk to his hive. I am going to have to give him some extra pay and a few nights off as compensation and perhaps just get a Lyft for a while.
⧃ The club welcomed me once more. It welcome d 250 caegars worth of me in exchange for more drinks than I can recall. My oufit was better as well this time but I did not get a photo soI have no proof of that.
⧃ A bottle down and a blue eye from training. Next time I may have to tell Cerner to avoid the face. The bruising is not killing me or anything, but it is aesthetically a disaster for face-to-face meetings. I have to interview a potential hire in two nights and they may very well assume getting your 'shit rocked' is part of the job.
⧃ If everyone else in this watch party is substance-bound, then I may as well answer the siren song of the aged bottle a mere hand's length away from my seat to enjoy the movie the same as the others.
⧃ I am currently sitting in an abandoned hive with Chchow, three and a half cans of Coors Extremely Hard down and willing to share this bit of wisdom. Sometimes it is better not to ignore the shameful times of your lives, but to embrace and acknowledge them so that others can share in the joy of recognizing how objectively funny they are. Here is a photo of me from advanced schoolfeeding through my 'rebellious' phase.
⧃ Finally hive. Everything has settled for now, I hope. I'll be combining the advice of a few people and having a drink, listening to music, and falling asleep on my most comfortable chair.
⧃ Observe. My proof that I have hit the club.
⧃ The club welcomed e.
⧃ Here is the gift I got for Casper for his wriggling day. I do not like to look at it. https://i.postimg.cc/6QxhrvdF/image-2026-06-15-183854549.png #gore ? #substance in case the gore will not blur it.
⧃ https://i.postimg.cc/kgvzyyHb/image-2026-06-13-235824567.png There. I edited the image into what you all seem to want. Is this better. I am going to tag this #substance so the image blurs because it is very bright and saturated.
◌ I need a smoke. I don't smoke, though, so I'm going to settle for as much whiskey as I can fit in my largest glass. #substance ⧂
◌ I need a smoke break. #substance (For legal purposes, this isn't serious. No employees of OZA-TAP are allowed to use any substance that pollutes the air.) ⧂
◌ I need a drink. #substance ⧂
◌ That aside. There's a very beautiful view outside of this cabin. If I smoked, this would be the perfect time to lean against the window and do that. #substance ⧂