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Fuck off Part dog part girl all bitch I'm not afraid of talking about adult shit
@aventurineCopycat @gallowsCounselor @rubyredBarking @tipsyGlamour yummy food: created. today's meal is TORTILLA SOUP! grab a bunch of chips, some lime juice if you want, and enjoy a big bowl of yummy veggies and chicken and delicious broth. Ruby, there's a separate smaller pot next to the big one. that one is has slightly different ingredients for ya! :D
Thanks jinx, sorry to put you out of your way but fuck does that smell good
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bones were made for snappin in )(alf. t)(e marrow and calcium buildup never ceases to make suc)( a pleasant, meaty, snappin sound...
Stop making me hungry
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 19: alternian milwves #milf #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about the wversions of me and my crewv wvho grevw up on alternia. theres like, a couple dozen of me, a dozen meenahs, and then like... a handful of the others, thats it. so im gonna bunch em all together in one big batch, wvell see hovw it goes. i dont hawve an awvful lot to say about most of these gals, but like... god damn. wve lovwe us some milwves. damara, the handmaid. depending on, either shes lowvkey chill wvith it, or you need to look at the damara part of this guide. shes a scary gal, my adwvice for those is to treat it like youre facing up a cholerbear. showv respect, no sudden movwements, but no fear either. compliment her, objectify her, but dont go in for the kill unless youre sure she vwont rip your head off. i havwe the luxury of already being dead, i can push these things more. due to her serwvitude to the wvhite guy, handmaids tend to come hardwvired for obedience, you can do something vwith that. bod: 10/10. rusties are hot, shes got damaras face but shes usually got some actual meat on her bones. mines an exception, but shes cute anyvways. vwariety: 7/10. one of the more vwaried outta this group, anyvways. shes got twvo wvhole personality possibilities! ease: 6/10. depends on her mood and howv scary she feels like being. personality: i prefer damz, and yes @handmaid i count you more as a damz than a handmaid. thats a compliment, take it, youre more interesting than most of these hags. owverall: 8/10. hot as hell, fun to mess wvith her head, but nothing special. shout-out to the one fucked in the head enough i put her under wvith just a massage and a couple of choice wvords. next up, meulin, the disciple. ehh... see her around sometimes, hard for me to get a read on her. shes like... a more chill vwersion of meulin? shes dating some cult leader so theres a cheating angle sometimes, but it usually doesnt come up. in my experience theyre looking to be someones kitty cat, but she has a bit more fight in her than most leijons bod: 7/10. nevwer really got a consistent read. usually more lithe outta the milvwes, but still a milf. vwariety: 3/10. theyre just samey to me, the fevw out there run together. ease: 7/10. tends to be easy to flatter, enjoys the attention of a younger fella, it vwont be hard. personality: 6/10. wvhats there to say? shes meulin but quieter and fewver mental issues. ovwerall: 5/10. honestly i tend to skip these ones, just aint my thing. dunno vwhat it is, i just dont vwibe wvith her. up next, porrim the dolorosa. oh honey. her personality is milf. thats it. she wvants to mommydom or mommysub. nurturing? boring. bod: 9/10. platonic ideal of a milf. wvariety: 3/10. shes a milf. ease: 9/10. remind her that shes a milf and shell drop em. personality: 3/10. vwhere? owverall: 5/10. a real nothingburger. youll newver meet one vwho doesnt just vwanna smother you wvith her tits and call you her svweet little thing. great if thats your thing, but... i prefer it wvhen porrim has a brain and personality, if you could believwe it. #feminism #malefeminist latula, neophyte redglare? that sounds fake and made up. probably dommy but likes ropes? literally newver seen one. stick wvith terezi. nowv heres a juicy one. aranea, mindfang herself. a lot more like vwriska than rae rae, superficially anywvays. a lot of these tough gals are paper tigers, but i dunno if ivwe evwer met a mindfing wvho folded. if youre gonna shoot for her, i think you gotta accept that being vwith a pirate means some pegging. shes fun, shes clewver, shes got jokes, but... eh, just hope shes in a mind control kinda mood so you dont evwen hawve to wvorry about messing up. bod: 7/10. hot pirate babe? tits and ass like an 8? its wvhat you expect, though honestly she runs leaner. wvariety: 4/10. shes got too defined a role to do anything else. ease: 3/10. oh yeah, shell make you vwork for it. at least to top, if youre pathetic and cute enough shell bottom, but lets be honest, if she wvanted to do that shed just be vwriska. personality: 5/10. she sure is wvriska vwithout the interesting bits. owverall: 4/10. maybe id respect it more if i found any that gavwe me good banter, but like... im dualscar junior to them, shes aranea senior to me, vwe just aint compatible and thats okay. /\/\/ /\/\/ alright and thats all the alternian wversions of my friend group! not gonna do the beforan wversions of the other gals, not enough meat on them bones, best i got is i made a nepeta mantle muckrake once, but- vwhats that? vwhats that sound? oh cod, oh shell no... tuna in next time to learn hovw evwen a stupid chud like *you* can bag the condesce hershelf! (you probably vwont, but i could and thats vwhat matters)
Cronus This post isn't helping your case
wvhich case?
The case of "jinx and Angie are wrong about me"?
oh i nevwer said they vwere wvrong, just i only vwanna take flack for stuff ivwe actually done
Oh my fucking god
... im not risking bonding with alternates of them. I'll always keep people at arms length. It's more then just survival. What kind of person replaces their loved ones
...
My friends.
i know what you meant. just waiting for you to find an answer i've been looking for for a while.
I heard davesprites cautionary tale I'd rather not get compared to the "real ruby"
It's a great day to punch a tyrant.
AgreeD̶ but nO̶t fO̶r M̶O̶ral reasO̶ns anD̶ unless the tyrant is M̶e.
Pipe down.
Choke and die
I'll punch you too if you're a tyrant these hands are e for everyone
I will not.
Then allow me to help you wish that
Tyrants a tyrant
So what
i'm not trimming my claws >:/
no >:(
It's for your health.
grrrrrrrrr
Bite her bite her bite her
i'm not doing that! s)(e said to get along with her. so i'm not going to bite her over this.
She wants to trim away your defenses.
i'm not mauling the person i just started working with today i have standards >:/
I never said maul her, I said bite
i can't disappoint )(er though
Maintaining a boundary for the sake of staying strong is probably fair in that lunatics eyes
All these jades suffering and yet we fucking persevere. I'm never becoming someone else's weapon of destruction I'm no crocker bitch. I'm not English's lapdog. And I'm not going to roll over for anyone ever. Fuck the system Fuck the crown Fuck the ones who'll hold you down
okay it doesn t rweally help the fact that jades would prwobably be posting that last line too
Good. Let them post it. Even at their cores I'm sure they know they deserve better
can you not make an 'all jades are horny' joke right now it is in insanely poor taste given whats going on with them
Wait is that what they meant
I wish I knew more about trolls but if I were one I'd probably be like. An olive. Or are olives only cats? Ugh but I'd look awful in green. I dunno you trolls tell me
SO̶M̶e M̶ight say O̶live but hO̶nestly ultiM̶ately blO̶O̶D̶ cO̶lO̶r D̶O̶esn’t even M̶atter. The iD̶ea it’s a gO̶O̶D̶ signifier O̶f persO̶nality is stupiD̶ anD̶ wrO̶ng.
I mean with all possible respect a Lotta folks with mutual blood colors do have similar vibes.