♠ hated by @rubyredBarking

zhould i OD atp nobody even gaf

I saw this, and now you have to too.
okay overthinking thing #2… being completely honest… seeing what appears to be… other timelines where i have kids… scares me it bothers me so much that other versions of me seem to be AWFUL parents i have gill and i know hes… well heck he was my robot assistant that became self aware enough to just start calling me mom out of the blue one day and actually mean it but he is my son no matter where he came from or how he came to be or what he technically IS and it scares the hell out of me that i could somehow have the potential to be… like that

I will not.

Just get hammered like you always do, you're going to do it again eventually anyways.
i don leik dogds htyere scary kind of
okay. i broke tavvy's glasses and i feel bad now. #SurvivalNo #):

I've been asked by a potential-slash-possible future member of my own timeline if this is me, and I quote, "pre-crazy." ... What does that mean. What does this mean? @timaeusTestified#0414

Yeah we’re going to unpack exactly none of that. Welcome to chittr. You’re going to be seeing a *lot* more Dirks.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ I'm going to spend time with my BEAUTIFUL children. i don't need a DAVE PISSING ME OFF. ( going to remove giddy from my fucking vocabulary. linguistic seppuku. ) ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

i should get a dog

#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass

#undecided #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass

X If some fishlady who goes by Ezilla ever joins this site do yourselves a favour and always say no to any proposition she gives you. x

My condolences.
Greetings! It has come to my attention that I should probably introduce myself here. I am Jane Crocker! Thus far, not many from Earth F (besides friends of mine in the 8x12) have started using chittr, so I do feel comfortable sharing that I am indeed a/the Maid of Life. I do also work for the Crocker Corp! It was an impromptu acquisition seeing as )(IC is- well- not alive anymore- and someone needed to take over. Everything is kind of a mess still! But I'll figure it out! Eventually...

H★s ★nyone ever told you you dress like the nost★lgi★ critic?

I think I've somehow given you the false impression that I'm open to interacting with you on the regular.

Whoops. My apologies, fair lady Dogbitch. :B

And yet you've approaching the discussion of "adult things" as though it would be unexpected of you. See: "I'm not afraid of talking about adult shit." A thing no adult has said in the history of time.
Jump off the closest cliff for me possibly







