♦ pitied by @starryNereid
Making friends with Alternians was the worst mistake of my life. They crowd around me and make me say stupid memes and yell "Go white boy go". Somebody help me.
i just hawve so many feelings right novw. #feelings #masculinity
aha ahaha hah ahaha oh boy
7ou are adorable, gal7ne. sorr7, that's just fa(ts. being a ruler who killed her prede(essor in single (ombat and is moving her empire into a brighter, more (aring future does not mean 7ou aren't super (ute and i don't want to kiss 7our fa(e a bun(h be(ause of it
a (ute seadweller?
heh... yea... dont die on me nowv svweet heart...you really are adorable...leavwe your bitch husband
MORE LOWBLOODS SHOULD BECOME WRESTLERS¡ THE MORE THAT HOP IN THE RING, THE MORE OF THEIR WARM ASS BLOOD I CAN SPLATTER IN THE NAME OF THE MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKERS ABOVE¡ #VIOLENCE #FUCKYEAH¡
i mean i guess but it aint any of these
what if i got none of these, what then??? im a fuckin failure mate, theres a reason my username is what it is
fr tell me about it dull nights dull pan if you can maiebe plaie a game or something tbh i wish i could but im at fucking work
nah nah its nothing to *orry about really aha
D --> It is an ongoing process but my alternates tend to cause irreparable damage
D --> My name carries too much baggage I think for it to be wise posting it at this current time
i'm doing good, it's just the reason i can't come over is quite complicated
really wish i could... but... i don't really know how to properly explain my situation
deep breaths. don't think about it. food, water, rest. take it eas7. just fo(us on the little things. moment to moment.
This is basically what I was gonna say. Probably follow up on that giant drone, too.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i ap010gize. i am being unhe1pfu1. i wi11 ttry he1p. [END MESSAGE]
oh. I do not like the sound of this.
\\__I_think_I've_finally_found_my_limit,_turns_out_trying_to_clear_a_subgrub_in_one_day_may_be_beyond_me._I_did_manage_34_out_of_the_70_hives_at_least._but_now_I'm_going_to_go_collapse_peacefully._Wake_me_when_I_am_needed_to_serve_tomor...__\\
ShEESh thatS a ScaRE anD a haLf. go gEt yoURSELf a tREat, ya DESERvE it to caLm DoWn fRom WhatEvER THAT WaS
Testing to see if it worked. Although we clearly got the planet wrong—apologies. Do let me know if there are many more issues.
Oh okay cool. I’ll have him turn off the jammer now. Functionality should resume in a few minutes.
do you need help, Galyne?
This Is The First And Final Time I Let Vriska Design One Of My Outfits For Me. #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/636/0db17e5675b83aa2c35bae0d58d1a275.jpeg?17689888
the dogshit puppetmaster in the sky controllin my life won't even let me have beach party. i'm gonna riot
}(]]]]]) < me? i'm so LOCKED IN that my haters have never even seen me ₽ull out > ([[[[[){
. . . ? Your name is DIRK STRIDER. . . You haven't been in contact with another speaking individual in many, many years. Can't remember the last time you were, thanks to the constant storms causing you to have horrendous connection. . . .And All you have for comfort is the sound of crashing waves, heavy rain smacking into every window, the bone rattling thunder, occasional seagulls and the deep creaking of the metal supports to your apartment struggling against the murky waters. .You are alone, DETACHED from everything and everyone around you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/610ec8a8a115.png
\\__Deep_breaths!_Take_it_slow__\\
really wish i could be there but it appears fate thinks otherwise
I’M̶ gO̶ing tO̶ reM̶O̶ve that gO̶D̶D̶aM̶n pity buttO̶n finger. M̶y antipathy O̶n quaD̶rants isn’t sO̶M̶ething tO̶ pity, asshO̶le.
〔•෴•〕 < It's nice to see all these catgirls and dogboys, but what ever happened to the bunny-boys and bunny-girls? #Old_Times / *yuck, yuck!*
But you're a fuchsia, why do you need more money? Have you ever had a kismesis? This shit is expensive.
♤ Becoming Emperor feels like a mistake ♡
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < I'd kill/kiss someone for a pack of cigarettes. How does the one delivery truck with all the cigarettes for the town breakdown? (っ- ‸ - ς) #Substances
nevver mind
yes
not my empress so as far as im concerned its just a load a cobblers
no only to the ones wwho are npcs an yeah i knoww thanks shrink
yep! (not me unfortunately i am very busy saturday)
well you shouldnt mArkets over-sAturAted do someth1ng d1fferent
“how uncouth” proceeds to post
Listen I'm sorry for being gone so long, its been a challenging summer, my many many partners had to back me up, and by back me up. I mean back 'it' up #suggestive
yeah YOU CAN SAY THAT.
fucking YAWN.
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Lemme vent for a second... It's tough to find a boy you drag around on a leash nowadays. #Angst #NSFW
Yes I know brownies have chocolate I'll suffer it later
I think my pitch feels turned red Motherfuck- >|o(
i'm facing discrimination against rich, handsome pretty boys. i don't want to call anyone out but... @rubyredBarking
-- this users palmhusk has been crushed by a falling anwvil! --
some people just dont wvanna reckon wvith the fact that im not literally the wvorst thing that could evwer happen to a gal. that said, you wvant something close done to you, hit me up ;) #nsfwv
Baby, either chuck it or use it. Don't make it our problem.
I havwve rough seas ahead of me.
D --> You will all stop pitying my posts. This is an order
D --> Nobody is equal. That is how it is, and that is how it shall be
I CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL THE LIME SWILL ACROSS TIMELINES, REALITIES…AND YET IT. IS. UNREACHABLE. FRUSTRATING. I…CAN…WAIT. I HAVE BAIT.
trent reznor save me.
pithy reflective post that makes you empathize immediately idk my head ain't in the game tonight
who wouldn't, even?
D[] w[]nder... W[]nder ][f there c[]uld ever be a guy l][ke that []ut there s[]mewhere~
D --> Hm D --> May make a #nsfw post about some thoughts I am having but I worry it may be too D --> Graphic, I suppose
♤ What a night... ♡
Hey I pretend you're taller than me don't mediate that I thought we had a deal here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0e31a48220a7.png
}(]]]]]) < who's Ionia > ([[[[[){
no wve accidentally ran through doors on the opposite sides and skidded to a halt as vwe stared at each other then blinked tvwice then i ran awvay somewvhere else in a cloud of smoke
beau kicks the saturn. he kicks saturn like the football. one thousand years a jail for beau.
YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A CLUE WHAT I MEAN, DO YOU?
A WALKING SYMBOL OF DEPRAVITY.
wait wait no you too
wait
does anyone else ever dread opening a message?
i've been wondering. as a heterosexual man, is it inappropriate to wish someone a happy pride month?
WhaT Thank y(o)u!
Why n(o)T WhaT
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlin.gif」
ONE WAY. OR ANOTHER.
I wish nudity was not viewed so sexually. If I had my way I would be naked all the time!! In an entirely safe for work manner!! It is just comfortable to lounge.
MY PUPPET CAME, AND WAS CORRUPTED BY THE GOING ONS OF THIS NEXUS. SO I CAME TO OBSERVE, AND ENSURE HE REMAINED ON TRACK, NO MATTER WHAT PERSONAL SCHEMES HE ENACTS. AND BEYOND THAT. I AM HERE TO PLAY GAMES.
♤ No, I get it. I'd love to be in such a position of power, someday ♡
Please watch my show...
I W(o)ulD fuckS S(o)m3 (o)f y(o)u, buT IT IS a g(o)(o)(o)(o)(o)D r3mInD3r I D(o)n'T hav3 a bulg3. my Slug? IS In facT juST my n(o)(o)k. 😔😔😔😔
nah my pusher just aint in it tonight
eheh #suggestiwve
((Strangely I haven't seen that in any troll lingo thing I have seen
yeah yeah send ovwer vwhatewver royal consort application you hawve i assume thats wvhat this is about
i wvonder if memory rose is gay too or if shed put out #nsfwv
heheheh s0rry. c0uldn't resist. i d0n't kn0w anything ab0ut rifts but yeah it's c0mm0n t0 have dreams ab0ut still being in 0ther universes. as f0r n0t feeling like y0urself, well, that depends 0n h0w existential y0u're trying t0 get. d0 y0u literally feel like a different pers0n, 0r just that y0u've l0st a sense 0f purp0se?
♤ After? ♡
♤ Uh... Pretty uncharted territory ♡
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thanks, wvhoewver you are. no idea if wvevwe actually talked but you seem cute enough
hey everybody, john crocker here! before you ask: yes, it's THAT crocker. no, i'm not sponsored. i legally cannot give my opinion on betty crocker brand products without a lawyer present. with that out of the way, uh... gosh! i've never used social networking before. i don't really know what's supposed to go here. let's see uh... i played judge stone on nbc's night court (go check it out!!) and now i do stand up. i'll announce shows on here when they come! i'm almost 40 (yikes!), single, and ready to mingle. (haha wow, that was lame. note to self: remember to write literally anything else here.) bear with me while i try to figure this website stuff out. wish me luck!
D--> It might not have been the best idea to eat all that warm moobeast milk vegetable stew.. I did not e%pect for my body to be susceptible enough to awake at such an odd hour for my circadian clock. I will be getting back to sleep now.
damn. just heard the newvs. rest in peace to the one vwho got awvay. @tentatiwvelytenebrous
n(o) clu3 Why I Wr(o)T3 ShIT (o)n ThaT I'll b3 r3al.
Shak3 DaT aSS galyn3!!!!
(°. feeling freaky t𖦹night .... better keep this t𖦹 myself .°) (°. #nsfw .°)
IT'S (o)kay S(o)m3TIm3S ThaT ShIT happ3nS
IT alr3aDy DID 😔
This fuckiŊg •seadwvveller slur•.... ¡m stuck
Oh right! The trait! I have since found it a smidge bit of a bummer to play tonsil hockey if the party is er. Warm.
better now, face all scratched up and bruised, nothing too serious getting back into the bar in an hour even when my pals over there said it's not worth coming to work for the day. need money
sometimes when im lonely i let the blood flow to my brain and that makes me feel like i could have been loved
♤ Oh dear, oh dear. Is there any way I can offer you comfort, assistance at all? Please, just let me know. ♡
[oh]~[gog]~[（＞人＜；）]~[you]~[seem]~[so]~[cool]~[please]~[don't]~[die]
..oh no
an anon asks "has anyone ewver told you that you looked like edna turnblad from hairspray??" damn you sure got me. you owvned the "misogynist" "creep" by comparing him to a chick in a mowvie vwho wvere supposed to see as "ugly". you got me! ewveryones so obsessed vwith my manhood, its kinda hilarious
I NEED TO BE MEANER. CAN’T LET PEOPLE THINK I’VE GOTTEN TOO SOFT.
the ones i always had a real hard time with were shits like w h o e v e r
i only have "a lot wrong with me" because i've done the necessary acceptance work for unhooking my inner narrative from shame-based schemas. so yeah i've got shit goin on but so do we all you know it's kinda a great opportunity for uh. community or somethin i don't fuckin know just go ahead an pity the chitt.
TOO MUCH GOING ON OVER THERE, COUNT ME OUT.
@STarryN3r3ID aSk3D: ⋆⁺‧₊☽ H'll(o)! I D3cID3D T' Try SubmITTIn' a qu3STI(o)n!! WhaT'S ar3 Th' pr(o)S an' c(o)nS (o)f b3In' a Purpl3, In y(o)ur (o)pInI(o)n? ☾₊‧⁺⋆ n(o)T Sur3 If I'm Th3 appr(o)prIaT3 guy T(o) aSk ThIS... I gu3SS, ThaT... HMMMM I gu3SS... Pr(o)S: R3Sp3cT c(o)m3S WITh IT anD all ThaT anD I lIk3 ThaT, IT'S gr3aT anD I hav3 a TIghT knIT gr(o)up (o)f p3(o)pl3 I lIk3 anD r3Sp3cT. C(o)nS: P3(o)pl3 (o)nly S33m T(o) (o)nly ThInk (o)f purpl3bl(o)(o)DS aS p3(o)pl3 Wh3n IT'S f(o)r S3x. AnD bar3ly ThaT.
=oXO ummm'' i think''' they uh'''''''''''''' i don,t know actually''' =oXO
T)(at's t)(e difference between yøu and me, we can't see eye-tø-eye. Søme peøple are beyønd saving. Cød, I tried sø )(ard. I spent sweeps beføre I realized it wasn't wørt)( it. At t)(is pøint, t)(ey deserve tø be culled.
that goddamn RAT BASTARD when i find out what the fuck he did im gonna pry his fucking fingernails up one by fucking one
HRNNN. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE COPE WITH THIS FUCKIN’ GUILT THING?!
hey uh can someone explain to me what this thing next to my name means? badge? i don't get it
DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH. FIGHTING DRONES IS FUN AND EASY.
ThankS y(o)u STrang3 pInk (o)n3
y3ah Wh3n I Sl33p, 3aT In prIvaT3 (o)r baTh3.
no sorr7 gal7ne i’ve met 7ou in person. (ute is something 7ou 100% are. powerful, sure, but (ute also
youre harshing my whimsy :o(
D --> You can be cute and a Heiress
D --> It is such a cute name though
>:0( Blasted Palmhusk Br☺ke And W☺n’t St☺p Taking Pictures…
Kiinda?- IItt justt means you don'tt know whatt tthe hellll's goiing on over here, iis allll.
II- Y- Why tthe ffuck are you apollogiiziing?? II wantt you DEAD??? #viiollence
Wh@t Did You Think $ickn@$ty Me@nt....
nowhere is safe, you're cooked
well. no one but the drones
knowing the universe’s sense of humor? prett7 damn high
>>| .oh. well. good luck for her, .i guess. but she seems prepared .if something may bad happen to her.
One is bad and the other is bad for different reasons.
it's a shithole
{iT’S FuLl oF DeLeCtAbLe lIvInG BeInGs tO AbSoRb tHe lIfE FoRcE FrOm, 10/10.}
=I'm v€ry activ€ b€caus€ I'm v€ry far away from my mat€sprit and i CAN'T fuck th€m ):C=
=You n€v€r know if u don't try!
it tends to be that wa7 sometimes. alwa7s waves of horn7