♦ pitied by @starryNereid

an anon asks "has anyone ewver told you that you looked like edna turnblad from hairspray??" damn you sure got me. you owvned the "misogynist" "creep" by comparing him to a chick in a mowvie vwho wvere supposed to see as "ugly". you got me! ewveryones so obsessed vwith my manhood, its kinda hilarious

I NEED TO BE MEANER. CAN’T LET PEOPLE THINK I’VE GOTTEN TOO SOFT.

the ones i always had a real hard time with were shits like w h o e v e r

i only have "a lot wrong with me" because i've done the necessary acceptance work for unhooking my inner narrative from shame-based schemas. so yeah i've got shit goin on but so do we all you know it's kinda a great opportunity for uh. community or somethin i don't fuckin know just go ahead an pity the chitt.

welp

@STarryN3r3ID aSk3D: ⋆⁺‧₊☽ H'll(o)! I D3cID3D T' Try SubmITTIn' a qu3STI(o)n!! WhaT'S ar3 Th' pr(o)S an' c(o)nS (o)f b3In' a Purpl3, In y(o)ur (o)pInI(o)n? ☾₊‧⁺⋆ n(o)T Sur3 If I'm Th3 appr(o)prIaT3 guy T(o) aSk ThIS... I gu3SS, ThaT... HMMMM I gu3SS... Pr(o)S: R3Sp3cT c(o)m3S WITh IT anD all ThaT anD I lIk3 ThaT, IT'S gr3aT anD I hav3 a TIghT knIT gr(o)up (o)f p3(o)pl3 I lIk3 anD r3Sp3cT. C(o)nS: P3(o)pl3 (o)nly S33m T(o) (o)nly ThInk (o)f purpl3bl(o)(o)DS aS p3(o)pl3 Wh3n IT'S f(o)r S3x. AnD bar3ly ThaT.
=oXO ummm'' i think''' they uh'''''''''''''' i don,t know actually''' =oXO
T)(at's t)(e difference between yøu and me, we can't see eye-tø-eye. Søme peøple are beyønd saving. Cød, I tried sø )(ard. I spent sweeps beføre I realized it wasn't wørt)( it. At t)(is pøint, t)(ey deserve tø be culled.
that goddamn RAT BASTARD when i find out what the fuck he did im gonna pry his fucking fingernails up one by fucking one

HRNNN. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE COPE WITH THIS FUCKIN’ GUILT THING?!

ThankS y(o)u STrang3 pInk (o)n3

y3ah Wh3n I Sl33p, 3aT In prIvaT3 (o)r baTh3.

no sorr7 gal7ne i’ve met 7ou in person. (ute is something 7ou 100% are. powerful, sure, but (ute also

youre harshing my whimsy :o(

well i s'pose it ain't my plaCe to try 'n' ConvinCe ya otherwise... but i 6uarantee i ain't the only one who thinks yer as Cute as y'are powerful, ma'am. ^◡^

kehehe! but yer an empress! so that means yer also absolutely powerful! so yeah! both? both. ^◡^~

with all due respeCt? yer absolutely *adorable.* u◡u

D --> You can be cute and a Heiress

D --> It is such a cute name though
>:0( Blasted Palmhusk Br☺ke And W☺n’t St☺p Taking Pictures…
Kiinda?- IItt justt means you don'tt know whatt tthe hellll's goiing on over here, iis allll.
II- Y- Why tthe ffuck are you apollogiiziing?? II wantt you DEAD??? #viiollence

well. no one but the drones

knowing the universe’s sense of humor? prett7 damn high

>>| .oh. well. good luck for her, .i guess. but she seems prepared .if something may bad happen to her.

One is bad and the other is bad for different reasons.
{iT’S FuLl oF DeLeCtAbLe lIvInG BeInGs tO AbSoRb tHe lIfE FoRcE FrOm, 10/10.}
=I'm v€ry activ€ b€caus€ I'm v€ry far away from my mat€sprit and i CAN'T fuck th€m ):C=

it tends to be that wa7 sometimes. alwa7s waves of horn7









