@studMuffin — #eroticmemoir
sneaking out of a gals 8edroom at 4 im the morning vwithout wvaking her should 8e judged as an extreme sport. She rolls owver and sees me putting my socks 8ack on and asks me vwhere I'm going, i suck my teeth and tell her 8a8y im not going anyvwhere, i just need to go to the 8athroom. She asks me wvhat that is, and i correct myself. the a8lution8lock. I scurry off wvith my clothes 8unched up in my arms and get dressed again, 8ut i realise ivwe forgotten my undies in her room. commando it is. i cravwl out her wvindowv, wve're on the third floor, so i scale her hivwe dovwn to the ground floor to get sa...Read more
i met this fine 8road at the clu8 tonight, she kissed me and slid her hand dovwn my dickies vwhile wve gyrated on the dance floor. fine thing pulled me into the 8athroom stall and showved me her party trick. i mean she could suck the chrome off a trailer. "don't cum in my mouth" she 8egged me. honey i dont vwanna fuck up your hair! i told her you vwouldnt wvant to 8e serwved a drink 8y a 8artender vwith a splatter of vwiolet in her hair #EroticMemoir