@studMuffin — #nsfw
sneaking out of a gals 8edroom at 4 im the morning vwithout wvaking her should 8e judged as an extreme sport. She rolls owver and sees me putting my socks 8ack on and asks me vwhere I'm going, i suck my teeth and tell her 8a8y im not going anyvwhere, i just need to go to the 8athroom. She asks me wvhat that is, and i correct myself. the a8lution8lock. I scurry off wvith my clothes 8unched up in my arms and get dressed again, 8ut i realise ivwe forgotten my undies in her room. commando it is. i cravwl out her wvindowv, wve're on the third floor, so i scale her hivwe dovwn to the ground floor to get sa...Read more
novw i lovwe a 8lovwjo8 as much as the next guy, 8ut these 8u88le 8roads dont knowv howv to givwe a good 8lowvjo8 anymore! she'll either pretend youre not there, just trying to get the jo8 done, or stare up at you like you ovwe her money! she'll flick it, play vwith it, newver givwe enough friction to get a guy really going "oh look at hovw it jumps!" it can sing and dance too, NOVW SUCK MY COCK HONEY!
vwait a minute that 8itch unscrewved my prince al8ert wvith her teeth
i met this fine 8road at the clu8 tonight, she kissed me and slid her hand dovwn my dickies vwhile wve gyrated on the dance floor. fine thing pulled me into the 8athroom stall and showved me her party trick. i mean she could suck the chrome off a trailer. "don't cum in my mouth" she 8egged me. honey i dont vwanna fuck up your hair! i told her you vwouldnt wvant to 8e serwved a drink 8y a 8artender vwith a splatter of vwiolet in her hair #EroticMemoir
novw i don't mind a little hair, don't get me vwrong ladies, i'll do the dirty vwork needed to get you off. 8ut you gotta make it vworth my wvhile, if i'm dowvn there for long enough my jawv starts aching you should reciprocate! at least givwe me a handjo8 or something! it vwon't take that long, and it's the polite thing to do
vwish a 8road vwould shawve 8efore expecting me to put in a little tongue vwork. im finding hairs 8etvween my molars its like licking an old wvig. its unsanitary! and don't just lay there, participate a little! make a little noise, gra8 my horns! i need feed8ack if you vwant me to do my jo8 dovwn there! just don't touch the hair.