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Caffeine, how I love you.
yall might be wonderin where ive been the past like week or whatevs uhhh i dont really have a great explanation bromies nothing that i wanna put out there publicly anyway but hey im kinda back and thats all there is to it
what the fuck is up chittr, its ya boy, the one and only dave twostep motherfuckin stri-dawg well not the one and only because i can see about a quadrillion other versions of me myself and i anhway theres some super stark differences between some of us so lemme give you the run down on the sexy beast that is the twostepper note im saying twostep n shit a lot here so yall with rotted attention spans dont forget who were talkin about which is me -hey, im dave, yes my middle name starts with e no im not telling you what it is -ive got mad ass radiobrain so chances are ive already associated a song with you for no discernible reason and if you ask me hey dave whats playing rn i will tell you whatever song is spinning on my brain decks -i never played no weird ass game call sburb, but we got # alien invaded like ten years ago by these alternian dudes and so yeah i know what trolls are duh, but you guys lose me at godtier idk what that is -im a dancer, part time dj, full time sick as fuck 24 year old dude livin life cant think of anything else so there ya go, unquirk for some extra bullshit
feelin nostalgic really craving some aj rn
no prob
yeah the apathie fuckin gets ya dont it kill the apathie enjoie a hot choccie or an appie juice find something small work your waie up
weve decided to give the interns swords and you wouldnt believe what happened
moms spaghetti
oh okay :)
it's ok it is just if i make band i want it wiff ppl i kno 8888) no hard feelings
happy wwagon wwednesday to those wwith fat rears that jiggle and shake wwhen pullin on a pair a tight jeans
Feel liike II'm gonna get thiis shiit a lot so miight as well make a piinned post wiith some of the basiics: β’ Yeah, blue Sollux. β’ Not actually arachnophobiic. β’ No lasers, no miind control. β’ Obliigate piitchbaiit. βοΈβοΈ β’ My last name iisn't Serket. β’ Yes II stiill liike 2s. β’ No II'm not telliing you how deep that runs. Fiind out the rest yourselves, cowards.
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αβα im going to dress up all xute and sit in my respite bloxk and stare at the xeiling :D
* Oh wow okay alright yeah that would help you remember.
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2omeone not 2o anon 2aiid: "okay 2marta22 do you have pupiil2." Ye2, they ju2t arent vii2iible due two the p2iioniic energy iin my eye2, but they do exii2t! Ju2t dont tell anyone... You diidnt 2ee anythiing... II know where you liive........ a2k me more 2hiit or whatever: http2://form2.gle/8rm9HXaf2rb9uMxM9
FUCK, HEβS JUST SO. FUCK. VAGUEPOST. SEND CHIT.
shivers. eughhh. but in a cool guy way
i dont need luck, just a leather belt
IMPORTANT PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT We here at the Gray House would like to regretfully announce the passing of the humanitarian icon and country music icon, Dolly Parton. As a lifelong activist for Grub Literacy, I am sure Mrs. Parton would approve of our gesture here at the Gray House: All public libraries will be immediately stocked with newly created books for Grubs. We are also taking steps to BAN all imperial drone activity in and around institutions of learning. This includes all schools, libraries, and select cafes. I miss you already, Mrs. Dolly Parton. Your legacy will forever live on in our minds.
β€ Getting compliments on my PFP I think is great motivation to finally post the whole thing <3 <3 <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/211c64b5ceda.png β€
print("no problem") print("i like to keep things balanced")
one of the members in the pesterparty community discord is runnin a sgrub based ttrpg game and our player characters are so stupid wwe aint evven started our sgrub game and one of us had died, someone had a gender crisis, wwere all bodyswwaped, and my character has been through so much magical trauma
teehee beep
THESE QUESTIONS MAKES ME WANNA CRASH OUT, BUT I DID ASK FOR THEM. SO I CAN'T BE COMPLETELY PISSY.
IM EATING A BIG FUCKING FEAST RIGHT NOW.
yeah
not surprised about karkat tbh motherhood is a hell of a thing but if anyones got it its karkat
ouu yoink into my collection you go
FUUUUUCK.
bbl
PLEASE GOD NO.
its cool thanks
https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/man%20runs%20into%20a%20mime%20wall.gif
:o?
"okay, i pull up, hop out at the after party you and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty sippin' on that henn', i know you love that bacardi (sonny digital) 1942, i take you back in that 'rari" YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY DON'T YOU? I HOPE YOU FALL AND BREAK A LEG. https://forms.gle/tBNbnAbf3teYyDpx7
OH SHIT. I'LL ANSWER THAN NEXT TIME. HAHHAHAHHAHHAA.
I'M NOT NAMING THE FUCKING GRUB MITUNA. GET OUT.
I KNOW SOME OF YOU ASSHOLE IS QUESTIONING THIS STUPID GRUBNANCY SO, I MADE THIS IF ANYONE IS EVER CURIOUS OR SOMETHING. https://forms.gle/oFN451evzc8iBYpv7
I AM NOT THE CRAZY ONE HERE! GO DREAM SOMEWHERE ELSE STRIDER.
i'm bored, talk to me
FUCKING HELL. I'VE NEVER THOUGHT I'D WANT SOME BROWNIES WITH ORANGE JUICE IN MY ENTIRE DAMN LIFE. SHIT SOUNDS SO GOOD RIGHT NOW. #TW-PREGNANCY #CW-PREGNANCY
HBACMF among us
ill put up a code soon
sweet one confirmation is all i needed lmao hopefully i wont have to fill the lobby with randos but i guess well deal if we have to
mmmm thinkin about among us again what we thinkin feed?
By commenting to tell you to check your Kult it'll change, but I thought you'd get a kick out out of what I saw when I did go to have a look at your bio.
Why thank you. I try my best
OH MAN. ):B
YES.
αβα yeah sure